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Post by Magnifico jr. on Dec 17, 2019 9:56:52 GMT -5
Slashmaster looks around. There is no one to challenge him. He smugly throws the belt over his shoulder and begins to leave. As he steps through the ropes, a triumphant orchestral score blades through the arena; it’s the theme from the new movie Space Wars. The lights go out, and when they come back up, Chance Solar is standing in front of Slashmaster. What he doesn’t see is that Chance’s friend, Hairy, is behind him. Hairy grabs Slashmaster’s arms and tries to rip them off, but Chance stops him by giving him a Wookiee treat and patting his head. Chance then pulls out a blaster and shoots first, knocking out Slash. Chance states, “It was set to stun,” and covers the unconscious Slash to become the Christmas Scramble Champ. I tell ace that Arizona is back and we double team him and ace pins you 123 Ace is the new champion |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2019 11:51:57 GMT -5
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 17, 2019 12:41:05 GMT -5
Slashmaster looks around. There is no one to challenge him. He smugly throws the belt over his shoulder and begins to leave. As he steps through the ropes, a triumphant orchestral score blades through the arena; it’s the theme from the new movie Space Wars. The lights go out, and when they come back up, Chance Solar is standing in front of Slashmaster. What he doesn’t see is that Chance’s friend, Hairy, is behind him. Hairy grabs Slashmaster’s arms and tries to rip them off, but Chance stops him by giving him a Wookiee treat and patting his head. Chance then pulls out a blaster and shoots first, knocking out Slash. Chance states, “It was set to stun,” and covers the unconscious Slash to become the Christmas Scramble Champ. I tell ace that Arizona is back and we double team him and ace pins you 123 Ace is the new champion I recover my chopped off balls and force Magnifico to submit my making him choke on them I am your new Christmas Scramble champion |
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 17, 2019 13:18:13 GMT -5
The doors at the top of the bleachers burst open and an exhausted man emerges. He tumbles down the stairs and falls flat on his face. The audience lets out a collective gasp when seeing his shattered nose. The shocked silence soon comes to an end and is replaced by terrified screams as the pack of dogs that was chasing the man is let loose on the audience.
As the rabid canines tear members of the crowd limb from limb, the rest of the people in the bleachers flee through the ringside area. The wrestlers in the scramble match get trampled by the masses. Later on the dogs make their way to the middle of the stadium as well and start gnawing on the unconcious bodies that are laying all over the place.
The only person that doesn't get eaten is Slashmaster, whose rotting flesh wasn't appetizing to the dogs. Slashmaster strolls over to Batslice and makes the pin.
I am your new Christmas Scramble Champion!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2019 14:08:20 GMT -5
All of a sudden the rabid dogs cease chewing on the bloody corpses. Their ears prick up collectively as they are alerted to a distant rumbling. The rumbling sound draws nearer and within seconds a thousand Vietnamese children in rags swarm the stage and begin to feast upon the animals. Relentlessly devouring their carcasses. Then out of nowhere smoke and a Lazer show begins on stage as Jon Bon Jerki perfectly performs Living on a prayer. The janitor goes wild!!
SlashMaster is held down by all one thousand Vietnamese children in rags and JBJ places his pinky finger on SlashMasters chest.
COUNT IT!!!!
1 2 3
New champ baby.
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 17, 2019 14:29:02 GMT -5
Bon Jerki made a grave mistake. He should have known that you Never Say Goodbye to the Slasmaster. He Always comes back, ready to give you a taste of your own Bad Medicine. Every muscle in Jerki's body is telling him to Runaway, but he is paralyzed with fear. "Please, don't Lay Your Hands on Me, It's My Life.." he stammers as the undead colossus picks him up. Bon Jerki crashes down hard, not on a Bed of Roses, but on the unforgiving edge of the ring. (Which is the hardest part of the ring Corey!)
Bon Jerki is trying to Keep the Faith, but at this point of the match he is Livin' on a Prayer and nothing more. He already knew he was Wanted Dead or Alive, so it comes as no surprise when he is Shot Through the Heart of the arena with a Clothesline from Hell. His head is busted open and there is Blood on Blood.
Slashmaster pins him.
Hallelujah! We have a new Christmas Scramble Champion: The Slashmaster!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2019 14:33:12 GMT -5
Bon Jerki made a grave mistake. He should have known that you Never Say Goodbye to the Slasmaster. He Always comes back, ready to give you a taste of your own Bad Medicine. Every muscle in Jerki's body is telling him to Runaway, but he is paralyzed with fear. "Please, don't Lay Your Hands on Me, It's My Life.." he stammers as the undead colossus picks him up. Bon Jerki crashes down hard, not on a Bed of Roses, but on the unforgiving edge of the ring. (Which is the hardest part of the ring Corey!)
Bon Jerki is trying to Keep the Faith, but at this point of the match he is Livin' on a Prayer and nothing more. He already knew he was Wanted Dead or Alive, so it comes as no surprise when he is Shot Through the Heart of the arena with a Clothesline from Hell. His head is busted open and there is Blood on Blood.
Slashmaster pins him.
Hallelujah! We have a new Christmas Scramble Champion: The Slashmaster!
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Post by Magnifico jr. on Dec 18, 2019 2:54:37 GMT -5
Me, A8MWRF and jerk pull a R-truth and pins slash when he's asleep on the plane trip and after a quick R>P>S A8MWRF is the new champion
Shhhhh don't wake him up yet
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 18, 2019 6:31:52 GMT -5
The cowardly way in which Slashmaster was pinned has angered the gods! A lightning bolt strikes the plane and sends it crashing back down to earth.
Minutes later Slashmaster wakes up near the burning wreckage and rushes towards it, selflessly and couragously dragging the others back to the safety of the arena. No lives were lost, it's a true Christmas Scramble miracle! He plants a kiss on the forehead of his unconcious colleagues and covers them with a nice, warm blanket...
For exactly three seconds!
Your new Christmas Scramble Champion: Slashmaster
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2019 8:25:35 GMT -5
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Post by Magnifico jr. on Dec 18, 2019 11:39:24 GMT -5
Me, jerk, and A8MWRF pull a Looney tunes present gag and blow slash up and jerk pins him 123
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2019 11:56:16 GMT -5
I’m above all this violence and hate, I’m just here to spread my message of love and peace around the holiday season. You can keep the Christmas Scramble championship. I’m better than that. I promise I won’t even attempt to win it. Pinky sware.
Trust me.
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 18, 2019 12:15:40 GMT -5
Although the developers have promised a patch for weeks now, this Championship Scramble game is still buggy as hell. My body glitches through the ring, Magnifico gets stuck in the ropes and Bon Jerki's character model starts shaking violently.
The reset button gets hit and we go back to the last time the game was saved. Curt Grunge is the champion. Slashmaster hits the Hatchet..
I am the new Christmas Scramble Champion!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2019 20:05:21 GMT -5
Ah fuck it ...
Super kick
Pin
123
New champ
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Post by branana06 on Dec 18, 2019 20:49:54 GMT -5
Bon Jerki made a grave mistake. He should have known that you Never Say Goodbye to the Slasmaster. He Always comes back, ready to give you a taste of your own Bad Medicine. Every muscle in Jerki's body is telling him to Runaway, but he is paralyzed with fear. "Please, don't Lay Your Hands on Me, It's My Life.." he stammers as the undead colossus picks him up. Bon Jerki crashes down hard, not on a Bed of Roses, but on the unforgiving edge of the ring. (Which is the hardest part of the ring Corey!)
Bon Jerki is trying to Keep the Faith, but at this point of the match he is Livin' on a Prayer and nothing more. He already knew he was Wanted Dead or Alive, so it comes as no surprise when he is Shot Through the Heart of the arena with a Clothesline from Hell. His head is busted open and there is Blood on Blood.
Slashmaster pins him.
Hallelujah! We have a new Christmas Scramble Champion: The Slashmaster!
This Punderful masterpiece of Literature is my nomination for quote of the year. I second this nomination. Out of character, this is flippin hilarious. |
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