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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 22, 2019 7:14:28 GMT -5
Batslice parents allow him to open one of the presents under the tree before Christmas. Naturally he picks the biggest box and eagerly starts unwrapping it. I burst out of my cardboard prison and hit a Tombstone Piledriver.
Slashmaster has regained the Christmas Scramble Championship!
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 22, 2019 9:10:28 GMT -5
Batslice parents allow him to open one of the presents under the tree before Christmas. Naturally he picks the biggest box and eagerly starts unwrapping it. I burst out of my cardboard prison and hit a Tombstone Piledriver. Slashmaster has regained the Christmas Scramble Championship! But unfortunately for slashy I was expecting this to happen as I’m coming to I reach for one of the presents and inside that present yuppie’s Halliburton briefcase (thought I’d make it personal) I hit poor old slash with the briefcase Santa pops out the chimney With a ref shirt on 1 2 3 Batslice is the new Christmas Scramble Champion And good riddance! |
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Post by Ashe on Dec 22, 2019 14:39:36 GMT -5
I pullout a picture of batslices 2 inch ween. I then punch it while he’s distracted. I am the king of Hanukkah
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 22, 2019 15:08:06 GMT -5
I pullout a picture of batslices 2 inch ween. I then punch it while he’s distracted. I am the king of Hanukkah I show 2 mega his tragic future where he is constantly slaughtered he weeps I cover him I am the new Christmas Scramble Champion |
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Post by rhodes on Dec 22, 2019 15:37:16 GMT -5
I pullout a picture of batslices 2 inch ween. I then punch it while he’s distracted. I am the king of Hanukkah I show 2 mega his tragic future where he is constantly slaughtered he weeps I cover him I am the new Christmas Scramble Champion I CUT Batslice into slices with a bat 1...2....3... Im the new champion |
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 22, 2019 16:26:44 GMT -5
I show 2 mega his tragic future where he is constantly slaughtered he weeps I cover him I am the new Christmas Scramble Champion I CUT Batslice into slices with a bat 1...2....3... Im the new champion death means nothing I professional wrestling I show Rhodes the road to hell 123 I am the new Christmas Scramble Champion |
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Post by El presidente on Dec 23, 2019 6:04:17 GMT -5
Batslice hurries in to the parking lot with the championship. He finds his car all the way in the back. After struggling with his keys he opens the car door, scared of another slashmaster attack he hesitates before entering the car. As batslice starts the car, 5 big jeeps surround him. 2 masked big men wearing a suit exit each car. They start hitting batslice's car with bats. One of the masked men breaks the window and unlocks the car from the inside. They drag the frightend batslice out of the car and go hold him to the ground. Out of one of the jeeps comes el presidente in a golden suit laughing. "That belt is mine" says el presidente as he goes for the pin. One of the masked man counts to three and the masked men including el presidente get back in their jeep riding off. El presidente is your new Christmas Scramble Champion
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 23, 2019 6:17:02 GMT -5
Batslice hurries in to the parking lot with the championship. He finds his car all the way in the back. After struggling with his keys he opens the car door, scared of another slashmaster attack he hesitates before entering the car. As batslice starts the car, 5 big jeeps surround him. 2 masked big men wearing a suit exit each car. They start hitting batslice's car with bats. One of the masked men breaks the window and unlocks the car from the inside. They drag the frightend batslice out of the car and go hold him to the ground. Out of one of the jeeps comes el presidente in a golden suit laughing. "That belt is mine" says el presidente as he goes for the pin. One of the masked man counts to three and the masked men including el presidente get back in their jeep riding off. El presidente is your new Christmas Scramble Champion unknown to el Presidente before he drove off I snuck into the boot of his jeep as his driving I start making as much noise as possible when his two goons stop to check it out I smash their heads together then I see Presidente running down the road I give chase he trips I slam his head into the concrete I stick a thumb out a driver stops I tell him to count to 3 I hop in his car before more of Presidente’s goons show up I’m the new Christmas Scramble Champion |
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Post by Ashe on Dec 23, 2019 14:26:58 GMT -5
Batslice hurries in to the parking lot with the championship. He finds his car all the way in the back. After struggling with his keys he opens the car door, scared of another slashmaster attack he hesitates before entering the car. As batslice starts the car, 5 big jeeps surround him. 2 masked big men wearing a suit exit each car. They start hitting batslice's car with bats. One of the masked men breaks the window and unlocks the car from the inside. They drag the frightend batslice out of the car and go hold him to the ground. Out of one of the jeeps comes el presidente in a golden suit laughing. "That belt is mine" says el presidente as he goes for the pin. One of the masked man counts to three and the masked men including el presidente get back in their jeep riding off. El presidente is your new Christmas Scramble Champion unknown to el Presidente before he drove off I snuck into the boot of his jeep as his driving I start making as much noise as possible when his two goons stop to check it out I smash their heads together then I see Presidente running down the road I give chase he trips I slam his head into the concrete I stick a thumb out a driver stops I tell him to count to 3 I hop in his car before more of Presidente’s goons show up I’m the new Christmas Scramble Champion I hire agent 47 to assassinate you in a horrible car “accident”. I shoot you 7 times to make sure your dead,then cover your flaming body. You are both no longer champ,but also dead for good. I am king quanza |
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 23, 2019 14:55:57 GMT -5
SURPRISE ROLL-UP MOTHERLOVERS!
Big Daddy Slash regains the gold. YEEHAW!
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Post by El presidente on Dec 23, 2019 16:21:48 GMT -5
What is el presidente doing he is climbing on top of the car. Watch out slash master, presidential placha amazing move 1...2...3 el presidente is your new christmas scramble champion
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 24, 2019 5:44:38 GMT -5
!! Friendly reminder that this match will end tonight at 00:00 (CET) !!
!! That's little over 12 hours from now !!
Lucha Libre celebrates his title win with a gaggle of loose women and plenty of hard liquor. The booze is making him woozy, so he doesn't realise that one of the girls is a referee and another is actually Slashmaster in a cheap wig and ill-fitting dress. Several elbows to Lucha Libre's face make him even more dizzy and three seconds later Slashmaster regains the Christmas Championship belt. |
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 24, 2019 7:02:28 GMT -5
!! Friendly reminder that this match will end tonight at 00:00 (CET) !!
!! That's little over 12 hours from now !!
Lucha Libre celebrates his title win with a gaggle of loose women and plenty of hard liquor. The booze is making him woozy, so he doesn't realise that one of the girls is a referee and another is actually Slashmaster in a cheap wig and ill-fitting dress. Several elbows to Lucha Libre's face make him even more dizzy and three seconds later Slashmaster regains the Christmas Championship belt. as I’ve said before death means nothing in wrestling I mean look at slash speaking of slash I fill a stocking with coal and hit him with it punishing him for being on the naughty list the girl drops down and counts to 3 batslice is your new champ |
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 24, 2019 15:44:00 GMT -5
!! Friendly reminder that this match will end tonight at 00:00 (CET) !!
!! That's little over 12 hours from now !!
Lucha Libre celebrates his title win with a gaggle of loose women and plenty of hard liquor. The booze is making him woozy, so he doesn't realise that one of the girls is a referee and another is actually Slashmaster in a cheap wig and ill-fitting dress. Several elbows to Lucha Libre's face make him even more dizzy and three seconds later Slashmaster regains the Christmas Championship belt. as I’ve said before death means nothing in wrestling I mean look at slash speaking of slash I fill a stocking with coal and hit him with it punishing him for being on the naughty list the girl drops down and counts to 3 batslice is your new champ well I’m not staying up till 3 am gmt to see this through so congrats to whoever wins this |
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Post by rhodes on Dec 24, 2019 17:04:24 GMT -5
!! Friendly reminder that this match will end tonight at 00:00 (CET) !!
!! That's little over 12 hours from now !!
Lucha Libre celebrates his title win with a gaggle of loose women and plenty of hard liquor. The booze is making him woozy, so he doesn't realise that one of the girls is a referee and another is actually Slashmaster in a cheap wig and ill-fitting dress. Several elbows to Lucha Libre's face make him even more dizzy and three seconds later Slashmaster regains the Christmas Championship belt. as I’ve said before death means nothing in wrestling I mean look at slash speaking of slash I fill a stocking with coal and hit him with it punishing him for being on the naughty list the girl drops down and counts to 3 batslice is your new champ I drink a weird serum that transform me in Mr hyde-esque monster, i ripped apart the body of batslice, i pinned his upper part becoming the new champion |
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