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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 18, 2019 22:28:21 GMT -5
Although the developers have promised a patch for weeks now, this Championship Scramble game is still buggy as hell. My body glitches through the ring, Magnifico gets stuck in the ropes and Bon Jerki's character model starts shaking violently. The reset button gets hit and we go back to the last time the game was saved. Curt Grunge is the champion. Slashmaster hits the Hatchet.. I am the new Christmas Scramble Champion! now that time has been reset I realised I’m still under the ring I slide in and hit slashmaster with the infamous school boy roll up 1 2 3 I am your new Christmas Scramble Champion |
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 18, 2019 23:59:54 GMT -5
It is time to put Batslice on ice,
so I hit the Hatchet, not once but twice
While he's still got a dazed look in his eyes
and even though it's a roll of the dice
I call in Jerki and we hit a Doomsday Device
Jerki turns out to be a ref in disguise
He drops to the floor and hits the mat trice
Slashmaster is your champ again. That's nice!
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 19, 2019 2:53:04 GMT -5
It is time to put Batslice on ice, so I hit the Hatchet, not once but twice While he's still got a dazed look in his eyes and even though it's a roll of the dice I call in Jerki and we hit a Doomsday Device Jerki turns out to be a ref in disguise He drops to the floor and hits the mat trice Slashmaster is your champ again. That's nice! Well I think I’m out I’ve had my balls chopped off been mauled to death by a pack of dogs and slashmaster has slaughtered me again Maybe I’ll return there is still time... |
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Dec 19, 2019 12:39:09 GMT -5
A large gift-wrapped box is rolled to ringside. Unable to hide his child-like curiosity, Slashmaster opens the box, only to get a face full of powder. I then clobber him with my cell phone and cover for the 3 count.
New Champion: Yuppie VP
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Post by MystMotone101 on Dec 19, 2019 13:18:04 GMT -5
Yuppie VP is an Opener with a low push rating, so I roll him up and get the 3 count. I'm the new Hanukkah Champion!
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 19, 2019 14:28:08 GMT -5
As I sneak up on him the champ turns around like a dreidel and takes a wild swing, but luckily for me Motone101's punch Myst its target. A quick counter knocks all 9 of his lights out.
I am the new champ and I declare this is now a Festivus for the rest of us!
Bon Jerki! Get the Festivus pole!
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Post by MystMotone101 on Dec 19, 2019 16:54:27 GMT -5
Kip-up, Roll up. Oh no! Slashmaster has a push of 15! It's okay though, I have $500,000 in my pocket, and what's this? The Screwjob card is in the shop. I might as well buy it and use it to win the title back.
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Post by Ashe on Dec 19, 2019 22:21:06 GMT -5
I post a fortnite trap song, causing myst to fall over in cringe. I then throw a brick at him like I’m home alone 2,and pin him. I am the new champ
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Post by El presidente on Dec 20, 2019 5:47:17 GMT -5
I come in still drunk from the passing week long fiesta, I hit a lowblow in to a rollup on the fornite dancing 2mega and walk out drunk and grumpy with the championship
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Post by MystMotone101 on Dec 20, 2019 12:13:24 GMT -5
The drunk Luchalibre got hit by a car and survived! I come to and pin LuchaLibre to become a 3 time New Year's Champion.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Dec 20, 2019 12:42:10 GMT -5
I slug Myst in the back of the head with my loaded Halliburton briefcase and cover the pin to become the new champion.
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 20, 2019 13:11:50 GMT -5
I slug Myst in the back of the head with my loaded Halliburton briefcase and cover the pin to become the new champion. I return with a mask covering my distorted face after what slashmaster did to me I headbutt yuppie clean on the bridge of the nose 1 2 3 I am the new Christmas scramble champion |
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Post by Slashmaster on Dec 20, 2019 13:23:54 GMT -5
The Scramble match has been going on for almost a week and current champion Batslice has put in a stellar performance. While the rest of the wrestlers are still engaged in fierce combat he sneaks under the ring to take a quick nap.
When he regains conciousness he is in an old, abandoned warehouse. The rusty pipes hiss as hot steam escapes from them. In the distance he hears the sound of metal scraping against metal.
ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma...
Batslice knows what that sounds means. He knows who is coming for him. Batslice starts running.
ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma...
The scraping sounds seems to be closing in on him. That can only mean that his would-be assailant is closing the gap between them rapidly.
ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma...
As Batslice runs by a bathroom door he grinds to a halt and quickly opens the door. He uses a mop to barricade the door and sighs with relief when he hears the monster outside go right past the door.
He looks around to find another way out of the bathroom and his eye is suddenly drawn to something laying on the floor. Yuppie VP's Haliburton briefcase! Maybe there is something in there he can use to defend himself. Batslice opens the latches and suddenly...
KI-KI-KI-MA-MA-MA...
A large burnt arm emerges from the briefcase and slams Batslice against the floor repeatedly. He then proceeds to strangle Batslice untill he lies on the floor motionless.
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Suddenly Batslice wakes up. It seems like he is fine. But then he realises...
WHEN YOU GET PINNED IN A DREAM, YOU GET PINNED IN REAL LIFE!
Your new champ: Slashmaster!
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Post by MystMotone101 on Dec 20, 2019 13:33:40 GMT -5
It was soon that Slashmaster went into a dream. He dreams of someone reaching Legendary status and defeating them in the ring.
I am the one in the dream, and I win the Kwanzaa Championship!
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Post by Benedict.B.Batslice on Dec 20, 2019 13:47:16 GMT -5
It was soon that Slashmaster went into a dream. He dreams of someone reaching Legendary status and defeating them in the ring. I am the one in the dream, and I win the Kwanzaa Championship! as I’m SCRAMBLING out from under the ring in shock and horror I see myst celebrating with the championship I hit him with the solid steel headbutt and reclaim my rightful prize |
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