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Post by Kip Whistler on Jun 4, 2024 7:35:03 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Conor Caine & Domination, Inc. may think they've outsmarted me and the rest of JWA, but I have found a suitable replacement to face Caine tonight on Glory. He's not getting out of this one!
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jun 10, 2024 20:44:50 GMT -5
Arizona is seated at his usual place at home: high-backed leather chair, oak end table, antique highball glass with amber liqueur. He speaks directly to the camera.
JWA fans, I know that you have to be questioning me right now. Maybe you think I’m underestimating “The Reminiscer” Winter Hex. I assure you, I am not. Do I have a size advantage? Absolutely. But you know who had a size advantage on me? Chief Buffalo. Mack Caliber. Conor Caine. Duke Mongoose. And a whole bunch of other guys I’ve beaten. Do I have an experience advantage? Sure. But I’ve beaten The Jerk and The Undermaster, and others who’ve had more experience. Do I have a quickness advantage? Maybe. But Chad Shredsbury, Penguino and Tommy End are probably faster than I am, and they’ve all been on the receiving end of a Last Crusade and a one, two, three. After as many times as I’ve been the underdog and come out on top, it would be beyond foolish to think that a few advantages make this one a shoo-in for me. I expect a big fight, and a big fight is what you’ll see at Super Glory.
So, you probably think I’m insane, or a masochist, or both, agreeing to a match where the members of Domination Inc can interfere ad nauseum. (Mack, you blockhead, that means as much as you want, or literally, until you vomit.) I fully expect Conor, Mack, Omega, and even Bruce to get involved. Winter would be a fool if they didn’t. And trust me, she’s no fool.
So, fans, I’m going to ask you to trust me. I’ve got a couple surprises up my sleeve that will make all this make sense. Trust me. And truly, at the end of the day, this is what our little spat is all about. Winter trusts the wrong people. Caliber came into the JWA under false pretenses, and has stabbed every partner he’s ever had in the back. Conor can’t decide whether he wants to bury his opponents with that shovel of his or plant anyone— friend or foe— who gets in the way of his ambition in the ground. And Omega hasn’t been able to decide whether or not he’s a good or bad guy since he arrived. He’s flipped more than an Olympic gymnast.
No, Winter, I think that what you’ll find is that your business associates are not as trustworthy as you’d like to think. That Mack, who you think you hold in the palm of your hand, would drop you like a bad habit if he had a chance to become World Champion. That after the Alpha and Omega get shown to be the Betas that they are by the Pirates of Doom, they may not be quite so keen to polish your gold without some of their own.
As for me? Let’s just say there are a couple of unexpected twists and turns this tale has yet to tell. Good luck. May you soon reminisce about the time you challenged for the title and main evented a Super Glory, and may staring up at the lights be everything you dreamed it would be.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 11, 2024 8:06:32 GMT -5
*Troglo and I are getting some last minute training in before our match in the form of bear-hugging each other*
Troglo: *has me in a bearhug and lifting me off the ground*
Pierre: STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troglo: *looks down and sees that I'm somewhat airborne*
Troglo: *grunts in happiness and hugs me tighter*
Pierre: *I eventually get freed and lock Troglo in*
Troglo: BIG FRIEND STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: *I roar as I hug him*
Troglo: Troglo... STRONGER!!!!!!!! *he clubs my back and I free him*
Pierre: *I belly laugh and rub my back*
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Post by Dyno on Jun 13, 2024 15:18:52 GMT -5
Via the JWA BoobToob Channel
Exclusive Footage from Backstage sees those not in the ring lined up backstage to applaud Arizona Chance as he makes his way through Gorilla. He takes in the acclaim until he bumps into Dyno, who shakes his hand and with a grin hands Arizona a box. Arizona opens the box and chuckles as he pulls out a whip and fedora patterned tie. He takes it out to show the rest...
DYNO: "Welcome to the best worst job in the world mate. Next pint's on me."
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Jun 13, 2024 19:48:04 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where today we wish Arizona Chance a happy retirement from the ring.
Sal: Absolutely. The Franchise is destined to go down as an all-time legend for JWA.
Toni: But first, let's review the happenings from Super Glory. And to help us do that, first time BLIP guest, Lady Diana Gallus.
Lady Diana walks out, looking calm and poised
Sal: Lady Diana, welcome to the show.
Diana: Thank you both for the invitation. First off, I'd like to give my personal congratulations to Arizona Chance. An unmatched career that I wish I'd been around for more of.
Toni: Well, how are you feeling after your title match last night
Diana: Sore, but I must give Daisy Turner all the props she deserves. I thought I was ready for anything she had in her arsenal, she introduced something I'd never encountered before. I'm sure this won't be our only meeting.
Sal: Glad to see you're still in good spirits, it's rare to see someone able to pick themselves up, dust themselves off, graciously accept a loss, and move forward like that. One example of someone typically unable to do so would be Duke Mongoose.
Diana: You aren't wrong there. His sly tactics weren't enough to put Penguino away. The Flying Penguin can be absolutely brutal to take. And the better man won last night I'd say.
Toni: Can't say the same about the tag title match.
Diana: You try taking nearly 450 pounds of DOOM crashing from the ring to the floor and still make the refs 10 count. Not the prettiest Plancha, but just might be the most devastating in the business. But I guess while Domination Inc.'s tag gold plans got pushed back, they ultimately won the night.
Sal: Unfortunately, the legendary in ring career of Arizona Chance came to the hands of the Reminiscer, and Mack Caliber, and Conor Caine, and Bruce the Butler.
Toni: Gotta be honest, I'm shocked Omega stayed in the back.
Diana: About that actually, I ran into Black Cat during the main event. I'm assuming someone either from Domination Inc. or Management called him to the arena to try and calm Omega down, considering there's word a few folks backstage ended up needing to see the medical staff with, let's say a distinct hoof shape gashed into them. Poor Pete Dabrowski was still getting stitched up when the festivities were going on for Arizona's retirement.
Sal: Speaking of the main event, it's seemed like more and more, folks here have been cozying up with others on the roster to have their backs. Anyone you've had your eyes on with Artemis being on indefinite leave for the time being.
Diana: Well, now that you mention it, there is someone who's caught my eye.
Toni: Unfortunately, that's a story that'll have to wait for another day. That's all we have time for with Diana. When we come back, we have a special retrospective on the career of Arizona Chance and the rise of Winter Hex.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jun 18, 2024 14:41:28 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on Chirpy
"The only thing that digs a deeper hole than Conor Caine's shovel is his bilge spewing mouth. I was honored to see the end of an era as Arizona heads off to better pastures, and while I'd prefer to be enjoying a beverage and a steak at the Chance Hacienda, I'm going to do what I always do...fight the fight that needs fighting."
"So if you'd like a respite from Conor's foolishness, tune in to Glory tonight. I'll be ringside tonight and ready to offer live reactions as the Omega dog bites off much more than he can chew...and if Domination Inc feels like lending a hand, well, Arizona's not the only Adventurer I keep an eye out for" (inserts a picture of Pierre the Enormous and Rogers on a familiar movie set)
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Jun 20, 2024 8:31:23 GMT -5
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jun 20, 2024 11:30:04 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
It's official! On the June 25/26 episode of Glory it will be Duke Mongoose vs. "The Debonair" Mack Caliber! Then, on the July 2/3 episode we'll have a Super Glory rematch when The Alpha & The Omega of Domination, Inc. challenge The Pirates OF DOOM for the World Tag Team Championship!
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jun 20, 2024 22:03:53 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the inaugural episode of THE BLIP, where we catch you up to everything that may have slipped past your radar in JWA.
Sal: Indeed Toni, And I've got to say, I'm excited for Fortune and Glory. This cycle is already off to an exciting start. Thanks in part to today's guests. The winners of last night's main event, Omega Satyros and Black Cat.
Omega and Black Cat walk in, the room not too fond of the guests today.
Black Cat: Chilly welcome, must be familiar for you two.
Sal: Well, Glory went off air last night with the final knighting for you two. Although I seem to recall Domination Inc. purporting themselves as everyone having equal say, not you playing servant to Hex Regnant.
Omega: Are Chief Buffalo's classes not working? I insist you show your World Champion some respect before a lesson in feminism gets beaten into you.
Toni: Okay...moving on. Some fans have expressed confusion with Angela Apex introducing you two as "The Power Couple" last night. Care to clear the confusion?
Omega: Not particularly, but I'd care even less for these invasive fans trying to dig in too deeply to our personal lives. Yes, we are a couple.
Black Cat: As for the Power Couple moniker, that was just on Angela, clearly she caught on faster than these fans. I'm personally partial to the tag team name of "Divine Hubris." But Omega and Conor Caine have business of their own marooning the Pirates of DOOM for all of our sakes. And I've got my own business defending this.
Toni looks annoyed as Black Cat hoists the AOE Hardcore Title above his head.
Sal: Well, speaking of the Pirates of DOOM, how are you feeling about the rematch being set for July 2nd/3rd?
Omega: I assume it was moved up from Fortune and Glory so Red could get an advance on the paycheck, given he was working a second job as Social Media Intern last night. But I'm happy to get the tag belts on someone who deserves them as soon as possible. And it's fitting that the Burgundy B****** will spend the fourth bleeding red and battered blue.
Black Cat: Now, if you excuse us, that's about all we have time for. Got better places to be.
Omega and Black Cat get up and leave, much to Toni and Sal's chagrin.
Toni: Well, thank you viewers for joining us. And be sure to check out the next episode of THE BLIP.
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Jun 22, 2024 14:17:00 GMT -5
@jwa on DigiFoto
A video of "Lord" Taylor Thorin and Tembleberry rushing off after the Winter Hex Champion Coronation. As they leave frame, it zooms in on a bouquet of roses sat next to the door. A note amidst the flowers says "To: T, From: An Admirer" the rest of the message hidden from view.
@jwa: "Romance seems to be in the air."
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 1, 2024 22:10:50 GMT -5
Caliburn: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Sports Entertainment Live the last show before Patriot Games. And boy has the buildup been big. We've got the World Title Match pitting Marvelo against champion Sua Samoa in a Polynesian Pride Match. Kongo Kid and Amari Fang also look to also represent the Isle of Capricorn as they face off tonight against Glitter Guard for a spot in the 3 team ladder match for the tag belts against Blood and Guts and the champion Over Knights. Nala Fang and Deni Dreadful are both looking to unify belts as one of them will walk out with both Deni's Women's World Title and Nala's Ladies' TV Title.
Cabb: Isn't there a match you're forgetting?
Caliburn: Of course. While Black Cat hasn't been on AOE programming since his hit and run on Marvelo at Beach Brawl, he'd been forced to defend it on JWA Mania. But if he wants to keep hold of it he has to show up to Patriot Games and beat 9 other men to retain in a 10-man falls count anywhere elimination match.
Cabb: Black Cat has shown he has the intellect to maneuver through what that belt throws at him. It's how he's held it for more than two months, the longest reign in the belt's history, managing to break Daisy Turner's record.
Caliburn: He won't know who he's up against until their music hits on Thursday. It could be any one of these men in this matchup.
Kongo Kid unleashes an Irish Whip to Dazzle, but the ref is out of position, getting crushed between Dazzle and the turnbuckle. Kongo tries to revive the ref, but gets taken for Sparkle and Fade. Amari Fang is ripped off the apron by a shadowy figure as a ref rushes the ring, quickly making the three count.
Caliburn: No, not like this!
As the bell rings, the camera focuses in, Dash and Dazzle's hands being raised by the masked ref as Black Cat rolls into the ring to celebrate with them.
Cabb: What did I tell you? Black Cat has been one step ahead of everyone since winning the Hardcore Title.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 4, 2024 11:22:17 GMT -5
**JWA BoobTube Channel**
Toni: Fans, welcome to this week's edition of The Blip. We've just crowned new World Tag Team Champions, and we'll be talking with members of Domination, Inc. in just a little bit, but first we've got a very special guest.
Sal: With a very special announcement, I understand. Please welcome to the show, Mr. Kip Whistler!
(Kip enters the stage to a respectful amount of applause from the studio audience. Kip takes the empty seat to the right of the hosts)
Toni: Thank you for joining us today, Kip.
Kip: Thank you for having me, Toni.
Sal: As I alluded to, you have a special announcement to make. Does it have anything to do with the new championship you mentioned on Glory?
Kip: As a matter of fact, Sal, it does. I am proud to introduce the new JWA Openweight Championship. What does "Openweight" mean, I hear you asking. Well, it means that there's no weight restrictions. There's also no sex/gender restrictions. There's no species restrictions. There's also no win/loss restrictions. This is a championship that is open to the entire roster.
Toni: That sounds incredible. What an opportunity for the JWA stars!
Sal: Forgive me if I'm not understanding, but how is this any different from the World Heavyweight Title?
Kip: You're forgiven, since on the surface you're correct, Sal. While our World Heavyweight Championship is open to the entire roster and, if the champion accepts, anyone can challenge for it, there's a certain expectation and prestige associated with our top prize. That's also the reason why it is only defended at our Super Glory and Pay Per View events. The JWA Openweight Title will be defended regularly on Glory, with challengers either explicitly challenging the champion, or I will choose a worthy contender for the opportunity.
Sal: I see. So this is something akin to the old "Television Championship" from the territory days?
Kip: Now you're getting it, Sal. The World Heavyweight Championship and the World Tag Team Championship will still remain the top prizes here in JWA, but now we'll have another prize for our stars to aim for that will not only get them more involved on television, but can also help elevate them as well. And since this title will be defended more often, it will be harder to hold onto.
Toni: This is such a cool concept. You said on Glory that the new title would be decided at our upcoming Fortune & Glory pay per view. Do you know who will be fighting for it?
Kip: Not specifically, but I know who could potentially be vying for the title, because starting this week on Glory and over the next three weeks leading up to the pay per view we'll be having a series of triple threat qualifying matches. The three winners will go on to Fortune & Glory where the winner will be crowned the first ever JWA Openweight Champion!
Sal: That's awesome. What are the matches going to be?
Kip: I'm keeping our newly crowned World Tag Team Champions and our World Heavyweight Champion out of the competition, so only non-champions were eligible to compete for the title. The matches will be as follows:
July 9/10: Penguino vs. The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM vs. Lady Diana Gallus July 16/17: Daisy Turner vs. Red Pirate Rogers vs. Troglo July 23/24: Duke Mongoose vs. Thumper Moore III vs. Pierre The Enormous
Toni: Wow! That's a stacked field of challengers!
Sal: Well, I for one cannot wait to see who ends up as the champion. Kip, thank you for choosing The Blip to make this announcement.
Kip: You're very welcome, Sal. Toni, always a pleasure.
Toni: Fans, we'll be back right after this quick ad break with members of Domination, Inc.
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Post by Bayou Burl on Jul 4, 2024 17:16:05 GMT -5
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 4, 2024 17:42:07 GMT -5
Caliburn: Our next match is going to be the 10 man elimination match for Black Cat's Hardcore Title.
Hoss: It's no DQ and fall counts anywhere. As Black Cat proved last month, those conditions favor him greatly.
Caliburn: And here we go for Black Cat's challengers.
The ring music hits for Electronica, Ziggy Thrash, Trixie, Kira Abramov, Prince Sharif, Moon Wolf, Cole Cabbage, Jackson Good, and Amari Fang.
Caliburn: Out of everyone here, Amari might have to be the favorite to claim the Hardcore Title. He spend a while working with Black Cat.
"Back In Black" By AC-DC hits and Black Cat emerges on stage, refusing to approach the ring. He demands the ref ring the bell and start the match. Electronica, Kira, and Trixie begin battling while the rest of the combatants go to chase after Black Cat. Trixie ultimately wins out, sending Electronica into Kira with a Flying head scissors and pinning them both.
Hoss: And there Trixie goes, two of ten already taken out of contention.
Cameras catch up with the fracas backstage, with Black Cat dodging finishers left and right. Cole Cabbage nails Moon Wolf with a right hand then slams him up against a wall. The ref counts the three before Moon Wolf has a change to gather his bearings. Prince Sharif then rolls Cabbage up for a three count of his own. Ziggy Thrash fights Black Cat up a ladder on top of a production truck. Jackson Good and Amari double team Prince Sharif before Amari nails him with Predatory Instincts, pinning both. Trixie makes it to the fight as Ziggy Thrash tries to hurl Black Cat off the truck, only for the Hardcore champ to slip out and land a kick that sends Thrash down to the ground below with a sickening thud. Amari climbs up to the top of the truck as Trixie gently lays a hand on Thrash, pinning him before helping him up and to medical staff. She looks around, grabbing some crash pads from within the truck and getting them set up.
Caliburn: In spite the nature of this matchup, Trixie's not looking keen on causing more damage than necessary.
Hoss: You can't say the same of Amari and Black Cat.
Amari tackles Black Cat off the truck, both men crashing down. Trixie moves to cover both of them. Black Cat kicks out and is first to his feet. Trixie tries to roll Black Cat up, but he reverses and rolls through. The ref hits the 3 before Trixie can escape. Amari flattens Black Cat with a Super kick, going for the pin. A commotion is heard before the ref begins counting. 1. 2. The count stops and Amari looks to the ref pissed, only to find new Tag Champs, Glitter Guard standing over the assigned ref's body and Black Cat's Masked Ref staring down at him. Amari is furious, but his fury is cut off as Black Cat nails him with the Lights Out DDT, getting a quick three and retaining his title. Dazzle passes him a mic.
Black Cat: Heh, heh, Thumper Moore. Don't get me wrong, I know exactly what you can do. But you have no clue what I can do, this match was just a taste. You want to step in the ring with me for this title on Mania? You're on!
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Jul 9, 2024 5:51:14 GMT -5
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