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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Jul 9, 2024 18:40:12 GMT -5
***JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE***
Diana's stepping out of her car when she's approached by Toni Cruise.
Toni: My guest at this time, heading into quite a big match for her, Lady Diana Gallus.
Diana: Hello Toni, I'm sorry but now's not really the best time.
Toni: Tonight's match weighing on your mind?
Diana: It's my first intergender matchup, and interspecies matchup for that matter.
Toni: Is anything else weighing on your mind? A certain someone?
Diana: One thing I've learned working with Artemis, is to compartmentalize. Is someone on my mind? Yes. Am I going to let that distract me? Absolutely not.
Diana heads inside, leaving Toni with the camera.
Toni: Well, isn't that interesting. Tonight seems bound to be a must watch episode of Glory.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 16, 2024 8:02:50 GMT -5
*Troglo is getting some extra training in and Huggy is helping out*
Troglo: UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN! *Troglo did some squats with a 500 pound barbell*
Huggy: 1, 2, 3, 4...
Troglo: *grunts as he squats*
Huggy: You got this!
Troglo: *Triumphantly roars as he squats*
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jul 16, 2024 11:27:13 GMT -5
We are at the Thorin summer residency in Saint Vincent. "Lord" Taylor Thorin and Tembleberry are sat on their private beach when they are approached by a waitress who brings them a couple of ridiculous cocktails.
THORIN: "At least here we can be without distraction. We still need to make our move back in the JWA."
TEMBLEBERRY: "Are you sure that's what you want though boss? Your time in the JWA hasn't been fun. And this whole situation recently...aside from your tour of Japan you've not been able to compete in over a month!"
THORIN: "That prize is worth the wait and worth the hassle. And the disrespect that tart did by daring to anoint her followers with royal titles? It's an insult that needs to be repaid in full."
TEMBLEBERRY: "It'll be a tough road to get there...we may think we know the answer to these recent goings on, but what if we're wrong?"
THORIN: "I have faith in you Tembleberry. You've been loyal to me my whole life. I don't doubt your skills. You'll get it right."
TEMBLEBERRY: "At least here we're are away from it all and can't be reached."
THORIN: "Exactly. It has its perks having places like this!"
The two clink there glasses together and Thorin goes to finish his drink...when all of a sudden he jumps out of his deckchair and throws the glass to the ground. Tembleberry jumps at the suddenness of it all, spilling the remains of his cocktail all over himself.
THORIN: "We're leaving..."
With that, Thorin briskly walks back into the house, Tembleberry following at pace. The camera then focuses in on Thorin's discarded glass in particular at the bottom of it, where, written into a heart shaped sweet are seven words: "I am with you always my love! xoxoxo"
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Post by Bayou Burl on Jul 18, 2024 15:48:04 GMT -5
@jwa on digifoto, deleted after 5 minutes of being up:
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 19, 2024 6:45:05 GMT -5
@jwa on digifoto, deleted after 5 minutes of being up: J gpvoe tpnfuijoh hsfbu. OOC: I'm not asking for the solution, but is this an anagram or is it something else?
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 19, 2024 7:33:59 GMT -5
OOC: letter shift code
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 19, 2024 7:37:12 GMT -5
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Jul 22, 2024 19:03:59 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where we catch you up to everything that may have slipped past your radar in JWA.
Sal: And have we got a show for you. Our first guest is Lady Diana Gallus.
Lady Diana walks out, looking flustered
Toni: Lady Diana, welcome back to the show. It's been quite a wild few weeks for you.
Diana: Yeah, it has been.
Toni: What happened after that call?
Diana: Nothing that I care to discuss. Right now, I'm trying to find who tried to destroy my life.
Sal: Do you have any ideas?
Diana: I wish I could say yes, but I don't think I've made any particular enemies here in JWA, and definitely not someone who'd stoop this low.
Toni: Well, what does the future look like for you right now?
Diana: Well, keeping an eye on the Openweight Title, and I guess a probably foolish part of my is still trying to be optimistic about things with "Lord" Taylor Thorin.
Sal: Well, if there's one thing you can say about this business, it's "Never say never"
Toni: And worst-case scenario, there's still a wide world out there, one disappointment doesn't need to ruin everything.
Diana: I appreciate the kind words.
Sal: Well, we appreciate you having the courage to confront this situation head on. One more question, any word on Artemis's current state?
Diana: Haven't heard anything new, but I'm hoping she's improving.
Toni: Well, that's all we have time today. Be sure to check...
The image cuts to static as the Distorted Voice sounds.
Voice: All will be revealed, All too soon.
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Post by Penguino on Jul 24, 2024 20:49:40 GMT -5
Posted by @penguino on chirpy
So I just can’t get away from @mongooseisloose can I, how many times do I need to pin him to put and end to this I’m tired of beating him, when I win the new title let this be the end of it Duke.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jul 24, 2024 23:11:08 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry, I missed the opportunity to set this up during the match--he who hesitates/picks up the kids after day camp is lost.
*Match addendum*
(After Mack jumps the railing and Rogers' music plays, Rogers careens to the ring, and Omega Satyros tries to run around the ring...Rogers stops and slides through the ring, dodging Duke and Pierre before closing in on Omega....)
JWA.com Exclusive THE SHOCKING BACKSTAGE ERUPTION FOLLOWING THE LATEST FACE-OFF BETWEEN PIRATES AND D, INC.
**Video shows Omega Satyros running from a rapidly closing Red Pirate Rogers until Connor Caine spears Rogers back into the catering table. With a laugh, Caine looks down on Rogers while Omega comes back to deliver a kick, but before they can really use their advantage an angry bellow comes echoing off the table and DOOM charges in with a double clothesline. Mack Caliber emerges to blind side DOOM and help the rest of his team get up and get out**
Toni Cruise: That was the shocking scene earlier tonight leaving bodies injured and several cheese trays ruined, while Domination Inc left together, The Greatest Wrestler of DOOM and Red Pirate Rogers are still here and have agreed to be interviewed.
(Rogers looks mutinous, and DOOM has a shock blanket around his shoulders from the various cheese slices splattered to the walls)
Toni: Pirates, it looks as though there is no escaping the wrath of Domination Incorporated. They've made it their business to interrupt and attack at every opportunity, what plans do you have to stop their onslaught on you and the rest of the JWA?
RPR: ....I hate to admit it Toni, but I don't have much of a plan. You've seen us the last few weeks, it's all reaction, response...we don't have control in this, but that's the way Domination Inc wants it. We do things with honor and justice, they cower, hide, and capitalize on the weaknesses of others whenever their leader gives them the go ahead. So it's high time I speak directly to the Coward in Command...
Toni: Their leader? You mean JWA World Champion, Winter Hex?
(Rogers looks taken aback)
RPR: ....Winter?...No Toni, not Winter Hex. If I wanted to talk to a puppet, I'd go back to visit the adorable residents of Bubbly Street. No. I'm not talking about Winter. She earned her title, and ran off to hide just like she was taught. I'm not talking about Omega Satyros either, though he has turned coattail riding into an art form. I'm not talking about the Black Cat who appears and disappears just as easily as you'd expect. I'm not even talking about my old tag team partner who...I'll be honest, I have no idea what's in his head these days...no, I'm talking about the slimiest weakling ever to slink through those doors, I'm talking about a man so cowardly that he won't even admit he's the mastermind behind his supposed "collection of equals", I'm talking about a man who saw his future as the leader of this company and ran for the hills rather than take on the challenge. I'm talking about YOU, CONOR CAINE!
Toni: You're saying Conor Caine is manipulating the rest of Domination Incorporated?
RPR: I suppose the puppet line might suggest that, but I can't be sure...I think Conor found a collection of like-minded layabouts and louses and made them all feel fuzzy on the inside, he echoed their fears right back at them and let them believe that they--an undoubtedly talented collection of stars--shouldn't just prove it. Instead he has them follow his lead: slinking in the shadows, sabotaging people who put in the effort, and turning tail at the first sign of trouble. (Toni looks like she's about to speak) Look at the facts Toni, when we're due to compete one on one, he blindsides me. When we have tag matches, he ducks me. Even tonight, he refused to confront me head on...Conor Caine is a scoundrel, a cad, a vomitous mass of...oh, to heck with it: A J@^#@$$!!!" (Toni's eyebrows raise, DOOM raises a hand to pat his partner knowing how mad he must be to actually curse)
Toni: Are you saying...
RPR: Here's what I'm saying, Toni. I make it my business to innovate, to support spectacles this business has never seen before. I would love to invent a new Triple Crown next week, and lay the groundwork for...dare I say it?...the first...ever JWA GRAND SLAM CHAMPION if I finally hold the line and win the J-1 Tournament. But I don't just fight the fights I can win...I fight the ones that need fighting. Sometimes, that means double duty, and I will not shirk my duty.
So...Toni, and Kip, and Domination Incorporated and every last citizen in JWA-Nation, here's what I'm saying: At Super Glory we'll have a three-way match for the Openweight Title...I'm there. But I want one more: I want one against Domination Inc, and one where Conor Caine can't run and hide...so let's make it fun, let's make it new...let's bring on...THE BATTLE DOME
Toni: Is that the...
RPR: A steel cell tag match...well...melee...because with so many men in the ring, you have to hit EVERYONE to have a chance of grabbing a pin or submission. So Conor, gather your crew. I trust Omega will be there...as he's incapable of standing on his own...bring the Black Cat if he wants to risk a life, bring Mack if you can get him to put down his atrocious poetry for long enough...I'll be there, and I have a feeling there are a few Enormous folks...some Thorny folks...some fellows out for a Thumping good time who might want to join me....and maybe even...my fellow pirate...(DOOM pats Rogers on the shoulder and holds out a paw, a sincere confidence on his face). I'll even through in an added incentive for you Conor, and Mr. Whistler who no doubt wants to see those tag titles put to good use...the winner of BattleDome gets to pick the stipulation for our final rematch on Glory to follow!
I'd offer to be at your command, Conor, but we know what that command would be, and I'm all done "hiding". So, JWA-Nation...I'll be at your....Command.
*End Video*
TLDR: Rogers challenges Domination Inc to a Six Man BattleDome Match at SuperGlory, winner names a stipulation for a tag title rematch on a future episode of Glory.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 25, 2024 11:39:37 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Consider it official! Domination, Inc. against The Pirates OF DOOM & Thumper Moore III in a Battledome match at Fortune & Glory with the winners choosing the stipulation for a future World Tag Team Title match! (1/2)
Also official - the winner of the JWA Openweight Championship will defend it the following week on Glory against Mack Caliber! (2/2)
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 26, 2024 14:25:55 GMT -5
Posted by @penguino on chirpy So I just can’t get away from @mongooseisloose can I, how many times do I need to pin him to put and end to this I’m tired of beating him, when I win the new title let this be the end of it Duke. @mongooseisloose on Chirpy I'm not looking forward to having to beat up my boy again either... oh wait, YES I AM! But I agree that once the dust settles and Big Daddy Duke is the new champion, that'll be the end of things between us.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Jul 29, 2024 17:20:43 GMT -5
JWA EXCLUSIVE VIDEOConor Caine Addresses Red Pirate Rogers’ ChallengeThe footage opens up in a Hollywood Movie Studio backlot: the camera pans around the hustle and bustle, and glitz and glamor of a movie studio in full operation - there are people of all shapes and sizes milling everywhere, dressed in every form of clothing imaginable. The camera moves through the madness with grace, giving the whole scene a dreamlike atmosphere; it takes us into a building where a set is being prepped for a scene, a swarm of studio hands making sure everything is just right before disappearing into the darkness outside the limelight just as the director yells “ACTION!”
We pan in close on an impossibly beautiful Winter Hex as she steps into the space. The camera holds on her, almost lovingly, before it reluctantly turns to see who she’s looking at: it’s Mack Caliber, looking dashing and powerful, his magnetism holding the camera in place for a moment.
Then the camera moves past him, out of the limelight and into the shadows of the studio, past crew in headsets and studio suits watching monitor before focusing on the rectangular shape of an open door in the distant corner of the building. The camera glides its way there, but as we get closer we begin to discern a shape in the doorway. Before the camera can adjust it’s already on the shape and we’re greeted up close by the blurry visage of The Charismatic Conor Caine. The camera tilts jarringly and all the glitz and glamor fades. Conor remains uncomfortably close to the camera, not allowing it to escape his twisted sneer - he speaks low…
CAINE: You’re finally starting to get the picture, Rogers: you’re finally starting to see what’s really going on here. After all these weeks of cheapshots and near-misses you understand… you’re at war. You’re fighting for your life. And like all good wars, it’s as much psychological warfare as it is physical skirmishes in the trenches of the squared-circle. So I wasn’t offended or intimidated when I heard you expose me as the secret leader of Domination Inc - I was impressed! Hell, I was proud to see you elevate your game. By trying to sew seeds of descent among our crew of leaders you’ve shown you’re not ready to roll over just yet: there’s still fight in the old sea-dog. Well, nice try on that one: if I was leader of this crew, would I have sent half the faction here to Hollywood when you’re recruiting more men to try and take us down? What kind of idiot leader do you take me for? Look around, Red: I’m surrounded by Champions! You’re the guy who can’t muster up a better team than the cheese freak and the moron who tramp-stamped himself! Nah, I’m not running things here, but together Domination Inc is running - like a well oiled machine, no thanks to you. We’re running the JWA, and in the battledome match we’re gonna run you out of town!
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Aug 1, 2024 4:57:57 GMT -5
BUZZ-FED.COM EXCLUSIVE IS CONOR CAINE REINJURED? Footage After The Battledome Match Shows Conor Caine Limping Backstage. BY SCOTT MILLAR
Last night's Fortune & Glory main event was a barnburner: Domination Inc's Conor Caine, Mack Caliber and Omega Satyros took on Team JWA's Red Pirate Rogers, Profession Wrestler of DOOM and Thumper Moore III in a chaotic Battledome melee that saw tables, steel chairs, nachos cheese slung between the combatants and it all climaxed with "The Charismatic One" taking a salami to the face from TPWOD in a moment that has instsntly gone viral.
For more on the match play-by-play, read our livestream coverage.
Despite the huge embarrassment Conor Caine suffered at being bested by DOOM's trousered meat, wrestling fans are even more interested in some fan footage caught just as Domination Inc left the arena.
In the video Caine, Caliber and Satyros as making their way to the curtain, with Caine in particular incensed about the jeering of the fans. Indeed, he has right to be, with the red welt from DOOM's sausage shot still ringing across his grimacing puss. However, as the crew make it through the curtain, the footage just catches what looks like Caine stumble or beging to limp as he thinks he's out of view of the crowd.
Now, speculation is - as always - rife, and it's just as likely that Conor tripped on something in the darkness of the Gorilla Position, but we're still awaiting official word from Conor's camp or the JWA officially. However, that it seems to be Caine's recently surgically repaired knee that he favours in that brief clip, fringes of the fandom are starting to ask of Conor was ever fully healed before starting back and being granted indefinite medical clearance by Kip Whistler.
We'll keep you updated when we learn more!
Read more from the JWA on Buzz-Fed.com: Blockbuster Burl: Bayou Burl debut goes down a storm with the fans! Penguin King: Penguino crowned the first JWA Openweight Champion! Hollywood Hexed: Tinseltown falls in love the JWA Heavyweight Champion!
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Post by Kip Whistler on Aug 1, 2024 7:30:58 GMT -5
@bookitkip
Congratulations to the first ever JWA Openweight Champion, Penguino! Good luck in your first title defense coming up on the August 6/7 Glory against "The Debonair" Mack Caliber!
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