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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Aug 1, 2024 8:21:25 GMT -5
Backstage after Fortune and Glory
I walk back to the DI locker room with the Alpha and Omega, my head held high. The stupid Pirate crew threw everything they had at us, and we all walked out of BattleDome alive and well. I think.
“Conor, you good? How’s the knee?” He grunts— not quite sure what to make of it.
“Boys, I know that was a bad night, but we’ve all been here before. We all take an L every once in a while. And this wasn’t even a title match— all it means is that we have to deal with those idiots a little while longer. I’m gonna go old school for a second here:
I know we’re down, but be sure we ain’t out. Cause next week, I’ll make em all scream and shout. I got a match with that ugly flightless bird And when I’m done, we’ll really have all the gold. Word.
That’s the goal, right y’all? It was never to win every match, it was to hold all the gold. This is our chance to do that. You two are still the tag team champs. Winter is still the world champ. And next week, I’ll be the Openweight champ. So don’t stay down. I’ve helped you all get your gold, and I need your support next week. I know I can count on you two.”
I give them both bro-hugs and try to forget about BattleDome.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 1, 2024 8:50:54 GMT -5
*KC is seen celebrating after Team JWA won their match*
Troglo: DOOM WIN!!!!!! *he bearhugs me and Huggy*
Pierre: *I belly laugh and hug him back*
Huggy: Shall we celebrate with tacos?
Troglo: *nods* NO CHEESE!
Jax: On it Trog!
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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Aug 1, 2024 17:51:29 GMT -5
DOOM sits at Killie’s enjoying an abundance of food with Pierre and Troglo, who pat him on the back to celebrate his teams big win. He has bandages all over various appendages, and one around his head, covering his eye patch. His Lucha mask drips with wing sauce as he dips wing after wing and gnaws them off the bone. The pile of bones at the table’s center is a mile high between the three big men. DOOM wheezes excitedly.
DOOM: What is this white sauce?
Pierre: That’s blue cheese.
DOOM: Ch-ch-ch-ch… CHEESE?!
DOOM’s single exposed eye crosses in and and faints, face first in a plate of wings.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 1, 2024 18:26:18 GMT -5
Jax: Pierre please shove two slices of bread in between my cheeks and ask me what I am...
Pierre: *I do as I'm instructed*
Jax: An idiot sandwich...
Pierre: I'll get him to Troglo's room... *I gently sling DOOM over my shoulder*
Huggy: Hope he'll be okay...
Jax: Same
Troglo: *grunts in agreement*
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Aug 3, 2024 1:37:55 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where we catch you up to everything that may have missed at Fortune & Glory.
Sal: Let us welcome first guest, Omega Satyros.
Omega walks out.
Toni: Omega, welcome back to the show. Would you like to start of commenting on the BattleDome?
Omega grabs the mic in front of Sal before turning to the camera
Omega: I'm not here for The Blip, I'm just here for the camera.
Toni: Wait, what?
Omega ignores Toni's confused complaints.
Omega: Isn't it weird. We go into BattleDome, ready to give those "Team JWA Crusaders" the beating of their life. And we did exactly that. And yet, while we decided going into Fortune & Glory we'd play by the rules of the match, not having Black Cat interfere, only use what was available in the cage, etc, apparently all that honor and valor bull Red and 'em were spouting didn't amount to much. DOOM snuck a ****ing salami in his singlet.
Sal: Didn't Conor...
Omega: Shut it Sal. That was in the dome, and Conor stowed it away for what should've been the opportune moment. Now back to what I was talking about. We decided to play by the rules so that you wouldn't have any excuses for your loss. But I guess that's not all that important after all. As for why I'm here today. That is to offer a bit of kindness to a few people I feel deserve it. First off is a kindness to Penguino, just about the only person on the JWA roster I have respect for outside of Domination Inc. I offer the kindness of a longer Openweight Title reign. While Mack is likely to win the title when he challenges for it, I'd like to offer an extra week in the first reign. My next offer of kindness is to my compatriots in Domination Inc. I'm the one who escaped BattleDome the least damaged, so while my kindness to Penguino could've taken the form of getting the Pirates of DOOM rematch done and dusted as soon as possible, Conor and Mack deserve the chance to recover from "Team JWA"'s indefensible treatment. And lastly, is a kindness to myself. With next week now opened up, I'd like to finally shut Thumper Moore up for good. Thumper, I will revel in your squalor once I've given you the beating you deserve. You aren't Undeniable; you're undesirable. While I doubt you'll be keen to rectify your mistake of waltzing into JWA like you own the place by leaving back to AOE, I'll make sure you think twice before interfering with Domination Inc. business again.
Omega drops the mic before leaving frame, Toni and Sal flabbergasted as to what just transpired
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Post by Wrestling Watcher Weekly on Aug 3, 2024 4:14:48 GMT -5
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Post by Dyno on Aug 4, 2024 4:39:56 GMT -5
OOC: If he's back, so is the song.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Aug 4, 2024 5:20:28 GMT -5
OOC: 😂😂😂😂 Not the reference I had in mind, but just as entertaining!
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Aug 4, 2024 16:08:36 GMT -5
OOC: We need more hockey-related wrestling crossovers. The only one I can think of off the top of my head is The Goon, which even 14 year old me thought was a horrible idea. “Why is he wrestling in skates?” “If his finisher is a check into the side of the ring resulting in a countout, how can he possibly win a championship which explicitly doesn’t change hands on a countout or DQ?”
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Aug 4, 2024 22:31:25 GMT -5
@huntressartemis on Chirpy
Be sure to tune in to Glory this week for an exclusive tell all interview with Ryan Regret. #EVERYONEWillKnow
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Aug 6, 2024 10:39:49 GMT -5
@tm3esquire on Z, formerly Chirpy
Omega, G&S. I see you. You’ll have my succinct reply in full tonight. #TM3vOmega #JWAGlory
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Aug 13, 2024 8:15:56 GMT -5
Caliburn: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to AOE WIPE OUT! We've got a stellar show for you all. Deni Dreadful looks to defend her title against Rip Pistol after luring Mateo Diego from The Ripper's clutches. We've also got major tag team action as Glitter Guard are pulling double duty, defending their tag belts against new upstarts XCLSV before joining Black Cat in a 3v3 Hardcore Title match against BGC.
Caliburn: Jayden Verse hits Dazzle with Sit Down.
Hoss: Where's Black Cat? Brooklyn Belle is out here to support her side, where's he at?
Caliburn: Perhaps he's been too busy with Domination Inc. to worry about his own side.
1. 2. 3!
Hoss: And just like that, Glitter Guard falls to XCLSV.
"Back in Black" hits and Black Cat leads Glitter Guard down to the ring, stood across from Giovanni, Maniac Murphy and their masked third member.
Hoss: The Blood and Guts Crew earned a shot at this match after taking down Seaside Chugger, Amari Fang and Kongo Kid a few weeks ago, and they've expressed a desire to take Black Cat out of AOE.
Caliburn: The match starts, and Black Cat is demanding Glitter Guard to get in the ring while he waits on the outside.
Hoss: They both look frustrated that they're expected to fight his battles after he left them at BGC's mercy for the past month. And XCLSV's mercy earlier tonight. He's getting in their face shouting at them to do as he says.
Caliburn: And Dazzle punches Black Cat in the face! They're done being Black Cat's lackeys! They're done being bossed around by someone who couldn't be bothered to show up since Patriot Games!
Hoss: And things go from bad to worse as Domination Inc.'s little slump continues here tonight. He grabs his title from ringside and is trying to escape through the crowd. BGC is in hot pursuit.
In the parking lot, the Masked Ref is sat in the driver's seat of a car with the back door open. Black Cat dives in and they drive off.
Caliburn: Black Cat may have escaped here tonight with his title, but he very well may only be delaying the inevitable if and when BGC can finally get their hands on him.
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Aug 13, 2024 10:47:50 GMT -5
The following was posted on @tembleberrytheassistant's HeadSpace, DigiFoto, Chirpy and Strands accounts:
"It's taken a while, but we can finally get to the bottom of all of this. At Lord Thorin's behest, I am off to Glory to pay a visit to Mr Whistler."
Accompanied by a photo from the inside of a private plane, which is adorned with luxury gifts. In particular, there is a half eaten box of chocolates on the table in front of where (we assume) Tembleberry is sat. If you study the picture closely, you can just about read a note which is attached to the front of the box: "My dearest T, together we can accomplish our dreams, xxx"
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Aug 13, 2024 11:22:04 GMT -5
*group text to Domination Inc*
Alpha, Omega, Delta— you know this is my big night coming up. Y’all gonna be there to support me becoming Grand Slam Champ just like I supported you, right?
(…)
Y’all, this is a big deal to me. Winter, I’d love if you could take a day off filming and be at ringside with me. Conor, I’m sure you’ll get that medical situation sorted. Omega, I know you’re disappointed after last week, but this— literally all the gold— is what we talked about since day one. I know y’all will show up and show out.
(…)
Yo, IDK what’s going on, but it’s been like 24 hours since I sent you the last one. I’m fighting Guino later today and I still haven’t heard from any of you. Hit me up.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Aug 13, 2024 17:15:45 GMT -5
*Reply to the Domination Inc Group Chat*
Sorry for the radio silence brother, been ducking Kip all week 😤
(…)
This match tonight is for all the marbles: true domination of the JWA. Whistler’s witch hunt won’t stop me from being at your side, brother. Security, the suits and most of all Penguino won’t see me coming. 😈
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