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Sports Entertainment 9/16/93
Canada Centre

Al reminds everyone that tonight’s main event is a casket match between The Undermaster and Roboelectro which was taped in this very arena earlier today. The only people present were the camera crew and the referee.
They have been voluntarily sequestered without access to outside communication until the end of the show. Al says he and Mr. Fantasy don’t even know the outcome.

1) As Al is signing off, we see Aurora and Valkyrie arguing, on the edge of coming to blows. Elfette tries to break them up. Aurora says something to her that she doesn’t like, and Elfette slaps her. Val pulls Elfette off, and challenges are thrown back and forth. Valley Girl gets involved and offers to team with Aurora against Elfette and her sister. Al steps in and makes the match for right now. Val and Elf defeat Aurora and Valley Girl.

2) Jet Set Strutter over Chief Buffalo. JSS says that he’s going to win the world title again for his new baby girl, Carolina. They put some pictures on the screen of he and his wife carrying the newborn home from the hospital.

3) In a three-way match, Reptile Ranger defeats Massacre and Magnus Muscle.

4) Mercenary defeats El Presidente, with Ryan Regret. Regret asks if Merc’s convinced his “master”, Mr. Fantasy, to step into the ring against Chicano. Merc says that Fantasy is his boss and his friend. He supports whatever MF chooses and will have his back always.

5) Ezekiel over Zeke Mullet, with Cletus Mullet.

6) Mynx is out greeting the crowd during a commercial break. Back from break, Bombshell comes out and says she wants to work things out between them. She apologizes and asks Mynx if she will come on her brother’s show with her. She wants to go public with everything, and she wants “her friend” Mynx with her. Mynx agrees.

7) Destruction overwhelms the Hotsteppaz.

8) Before the main event, there’s a special episode of Mort’s Mausoleum. The guest is Mr. Fantasy. Mort is upset because he’s heard a rumor that the Gargoyle showed up at some point in the match, and both managers had been banned from the arena floor. MF says that he hasn’t seen the footage, but that Gargoyle will be fired if that turns out to be true. Mort says it feels odd not knowing if Undermaster is still champion or not. MF asks if that means Mort fears that Robo could defeat his man. Mort says that Robo is unlike anything UM’s ever fought before. He’s confident that UM won the match, but understands it was his biggest challenge ever.

9) The arena floor looks normal except for 2 caskets, the referee, and the camera crews. There are no elaborate entrances. Undermaster walks to the ring first. When he’s about halfway down, Robo charges and jumps him from behind. The bell rings and the match is on. It takes a while for the brawl to make it to the ring. Before it does, the announcers’ booth ends up in the third row of seats, making the “empty arena” stip a wise one. UM breaks free from “Liquid Metal” and Robo survives “Gravedigger.” Robo is placed on a table with an unfolded table placed on him. UM goes through Robo and both tables. Robo hangs UM by a chain, and carries him to the top of a ladder and then dives off, driving him into the mat. Robo gets UM into a casket first, and it looks like it’s over. UM pushes up with both feet, and Robo and the casket lid fly straight up. UM then rolls hard to one side and the casket and cart tip over. It shatters into pieces, while Robo crashes to the ground while “riding” the lid. At this point, pieces of casket are used a sharp edges on both men. Finally, UM hits a second Gravedigger, and Robo doesn’t move. UM pulls the other casket into the ring, and slams Robo into it. Before he can close the lid, a shrieking Gargoyle hits the ring with a crowbar. He takes a swing, but UM catches it and yanks it from him. UM busts Gargoyle open with the crowbar, and then slams him on top of Robo in the casket. As UM closes the lid, the camera catches the lights in Robo’s eyes flickering. The ref declares UM the winner. He then grabs the chain that he was hung with, wraps part of it around the casket, and padlocks it. He uses the length of chain remaining to drag the casket out of the ring and up the aisle. The casket began rocking, so somebody was trying to get out. UM drags it to the edge of the platform, and then pushes it off with this leg. UM speaks in an unknown language while all this is going on. The casket falls about 6 feet, but doesn’t shatter. UM stops speaking in tongues, and collapses on the floor, completely out. We fade to black.

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Weekend Attitude 9/25/93
Cattle Castle

Al reports that tonight’s main event is supposed to be Roboelectro defending the TV title against Chicano. However, there’s been no contact with Robo or Gargoyle since the casket match ended yesterday. We go to additional footage. Medical crews try to attend to Undermaster while the ring crew is trying to cut the chain holding the casket shut. Almost simultaneously, Undermaster sits up and the casket starts shaking. UM stands up and walks off, ignoring the medical team. The casket “explodes”, breaking the chain. Robo weakly gets up, picks up Gargoyle, and walks off the arena floor to the back and straight outside. Undermaster somehow disappeared after his walk-off, and nobody saw him all night.

1) Vin Voltage over VTC. Vin says his multiple wins over VTC have earned him a place back in the title picture, and he expects the office to honor his demands.

2) Sumo San, El Presidente, and Grand Manga, with Ryan Regret, over Mean Streets and Magnifico.

3) Elfette over Valley Girl. Before the match, Elfette tells “Valley Granny” that if she doesn’t go back to being retired, that the next time she put Val in the Enchanted Sleeper that she’s not going to wake her up.

4) Mandonna over Cesar Sleaze. Mandonna seems especially excited about something. He keeps saying that “he’s coming back,” and “I can’t wait to give him a big ol’ hug.”

5) We go to footage of Frontstreet in a recording studio cutting a musical track. In the middle of the song, Destruction bursts into the studio. The production team scatters. MCFrosty locks the door to the studio where they’re recording. Destruction start hammering on the door, but it’s too sturdy. They go back into the production office and are now carrying one big amplifier each. They throw the two amps through the big window separating the two rooms. Cutthroat crawls through the open window while Chopper goes back to the locked door, which MCF is now desperately unlocking. He dives through the door and eats a clothesline from Chopper. The Hotsteppaz caught Cutthroat as he came through the window, and have the upper hand right now. As soon as Chopper joins that fray, the momentum turns. The Steppaz and MCF get out of the studio and try to flee, but get caught again. Finally, the sound of police sirens are heard, and Destruction retreat out the back door. Upon returning live, Al says that WoW handled the situation with the studio and the police. They are currently looking for a way to settle this issue in a definitive manner.

6) The Mad Arab and Dark Mauler, with Succubus, over Freakshow.

7) Al is set to interview Undermaster and Mort Ishun. UM sends Al away, saying that from now on, he will only speak with one man. He brings in a tall, thin, pale man with long, bushy hair. He’s dressed like a deranged circus ringmaster. The man identifies himself as Ichabod Twist. “My specialty is, as you mundanes describe them, things that go bump in the night. The more mysterious, the more vile, the more horrific, the better. This man, the Undermaster, is Lord of all those things, whether they admit it or not. If they know what’s good for them, they will bow. Master, you have vanquished your most powerful foe in the mechanical abomination, Roboelectro. Where do you go next?” UM, “At Back to School, I will be challenged by Mercenary. That will end like all the others. Guaranteed. Ichabod, I do not believe I have faced my greatest challenge. At Halloween Hellraiser, I will be defending against Samson, a man considered superhuman by many.” Ichabod, “That event will be held on Halloween night, correct?” UM, “Yes, and it will take all the powers of Hell at my command to defeat Samson. However, the dark oracles have foretold this victory and it will come to pass.” Ichabod, “While I’m not a liberty to divulge anymore information, the setting for Hellraiser should give you some comfort.” UM, “there will indeed be much darkness to draw on at the unholy site.” Ichabod, “Seeing as how I’m caretaker of that site, I can guarantee there will be much darkness. Likely more than the superhuman can handle.”

8) Chicano is in the ring with the referee. Roboelectro has still not be heard from. The ref finally begins a 20-count on Robo. At 10, Robo comes through the entrance. He looks like he did right after the match yesterday, battered and walking with a herky-jerky gait. The lights in his eyes flickered on and off. Chicano broke the count on purpose so that Robo would not be counted out. Robo finally entered the ring. The intros were made and the bell rung. Robo didn’t move. Chicano was unsure of what to do. He finally just grabbed Robo and planted him with the Straight Edge. An easy 1,2,3 followed, and Chicano is the new TV champ. There was no belt to give Chicano as Robo did not bring it with him. The ring announcer declares Chicano the new champ, and he leaves. Robo’s eyes light up again, and he gets to his feet. The camera follows him out of the arena and across the parking lot until he disappears into the tree line backing up to the arena property.

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Back to School 9/31/93
Silver Stadium

1) VTC and HFK over Vin Voltage and Big, Bad Doctor. Doctor takes the pin. Afterwards, Voltage tried to attack Doctor, but BBD turns the tables and leaves Vin laid out.

2) Elara Nexus retain the WoW Ladies’ title against Sgt. Shipley.

3) We cut to footage from the Warren’s World tv show. This episode features Bombshell and Mynx. Shelly says the rest of the family are upstairs. We open with both ladies sitting on the couch, but Bombshell stands up. She’s wearing what looks like a long t-shirt that comes to just above her knees. She paces as she talks, “Mynx, apologies aren’t enough for the way I’ve treated you recently, but I offer them. You guys were right to intervene, and everything you said was dead on. While I still own my statement that WoW looks at me as eye-candy first, then a wrestler, I shouldn’t have let it affect me as it did. I certainly shouldn’t have taken it out on my family and friends. This is my apology tour, for lack of a better name. I will talk to the other’s later. So, are we cool?” Mynx, “Shell, someday I hope we’re cool. I’m usually a forgive and forget gal. I think I will with you, too. As you can see, I’m still wearing an eyepatch, and I don’t know if my vision will ever be normal. My career could be affected. Until I know more, I can’t promise “cool.” That ok?” Shelly, “well, I was really hoping for a more positive answer. I guess I can see your point, but if the roles were reversed, I could find it in my heart to forgive you now.” Mynx, “I guess you’re the bigger person. I can live with that. One day, we will be fine…” Shelly, “One day, huh? OK. If that’s the way it has to be.” Shelly has walked behind Mynx on the sofa as this point. Mynx, “I should’ve known you wouldn’t take this well. I think maybe I’d better go.” Bombshell whipped her cover-up over her head to reveal a very, very tiny bikini. She rolled the t-shirt up. “Mynx, you’re not going anywhere.” She then used the rolled-up t-shirt like a garrote and choked out Mynx. Mynx struggled briefly before managing to flip Shelly over the back of the couch. The ensuing brawl trashed the basement. Bombshell put Mynx through a closet door, and then preceded to pull the various shelves and their contents down on Mynx as she lay on the floor. Shelly ran over to the wall-mounted camera that’s used for the filming of Warren’s World. “It’s woman’s prerogative to change her mind, so I’m doing just that. I’ve deprived you of this next-level hotness long enough. Behold, WoW!!” Shelly ripped off her bikini top as the basement door burst open and people flooded in. The camera cut before any of Shelly’s assets were visible.

4) Ryan Regret and his men are out. They call out Mr. Fantasy, who answers the call. Regret asks Fantasy about his bodyguard, and said how his men were all shocked by that o-so-impressive debut. MF said he didn’t want to talk about it. Ryan asks MF what it’s going to take to get him in the ring. Fantasy says that he’s not a wrestler. Regret calls him a coward. MF says he’s not a foolish as he used to be. He knows Chicano, or any of Regret’s gang could beat him. “There’s nothing to prove.” Chicano, “It’s true about the beating you up part, we just want the satisfaction of doing it for the way you’ve abused our careers.” MF, “You’re a multi-time TV champ. Manga’s got a title, and San has had multiple shots at Undermaster. It’s not my fault he keeps failing.” El Presidente, “what about me? You’ve treated me worst of all.” MF, “You are your own worst enemy. You’re also the weakest performer of this bunch, and your attitude stink.” EP looks like he’s about to take a swing at MF when Ryan says, “let me handle this.” Regret then slaps Fantasy. Regret, “You going to do something about that, big guy, or stand there and take it?” Fantasy is surprisingly calm. “You’re going to regret that, pun intended. Regret, “What? You’re going to fire me? You don’t have the balls.” MF, “No, I’m going to fight you.” Regret, “I’m not a wrestler.” MF, “perfect, neither am I. Here’s what’s going to happen. Survival of the Fittest is a couple of month away, but I’m going to need to train with Ace and Merc. The timing is perfect. My team against any three of your guys. Your guys win, and I will take a one-on-one with Chicano. Me and my guys win, and I get you, Ryan.” Regret, “you don’t scare me.” MF, “Good for you. A tough guy like you should be able to handle an old guy like me, right?”

5) Beer Can Man and Ronny Believer retain the tag team titles against Destruction. The Hotsteppaz appear, but don’t interfere. However, their mere appearance is enough of a distraction to allow BCM to get the pin after a Brewski Driver.

6) Undermaster, with Mort Ishun, retains the WoW title against Mercenary.

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Monday Night Live 10/3/93
Chitown Complex

Al and Mr. Fantasy are in the ring. They bring in Ichabod Twist. They confirm that Halloween Hellraiser will take place in 3 weeks, on Halloween night. The main event will indeed be Undermaster defending against Samson. Ichabod, “The location for this event will be different than what you are used to. I own a large building appropriately called, The Slaughterhouse. In an earlier life, this building served as an abattoir. Halloween Hellraiser will be held in my Slaughterhouse. For those of you who which to attend this event live…too bad? It’s already sold out. Besides, my usual clientele can’t stomach mundanes. Others prefer them in their stomachs…little joke there. I have assured Mr. Fantasy and the WoW office that I can guarantee the safety of all the wrestlers above what might happen over the course of a match.” Al, “I think Mr. Fantasy is out of his mind, and I have told him this and will do so again. We aren’t even allowed to know the location of this place. We’re transported in using blacked-out busses and vans.” Ichabod, “that is for the protection of my clientele. Some might see them as dangerous, and try to harm them should they be able to locate them. Their assumption is correct. Many are dangerous, but they won’t try anything under my watch.” MF, “Al, you can call me crazy all you want, my friend. You know how much money Mr. Twist paid WoW. No wrestler has to go, but they’ve all agreed should they be chosen. Their paydays for this event will have an impact on the rest of their lives. We can’t turn down this opportunity, and nobody wants us to do so.”

1) Netherworld over The Gage Guyz.

2) Al, “It would seem that the strange story of Roboelectro has come to a final end, though I’ll be damned if I can explain it. 2 weeks ago, after losing the TV title, we saw Robo walking off through the parking lot of the Cattle Castle. We don’t have footage of what happened next, but it’s been corroborated by multiple eyewitnesses and a police report. WoW official followed Robo into the tree line which backed up to the Cattle Castle’s parking lot. They lost him there, and we stopped looking. Sometime later, he emerged from the trees on the far side, which backs up to a highway. He climbed the concrete retaining wall and stood on the shoulder of the road. Apparently, he stood there awhile, watching traffic. Without warning, he walked out into traffic. He crossed three lanes without having to stop or sidestep any cars. His timing was perfect, although there were several near collisions as cars reacted to his presence. He stepped into the fourth lane, right into the path of an 18-wheeler. In an interview later, the driver claims that he had to have hit him. He saw him step in front of his truck, which, at the time, was travelling 70mph. The mystery is that no sign of Robo was found at the scene. The ensuing investigation held up traffic for several hours as the place was scoured for evidence. They found nothing. The strange career of Roboelectro ends with a mystery that may never be solved. Along those lines, the Gargoyle appears to have vanished as well. All normal means for communicating with him are “dead.” We will update you should we get more info, but honestly, we don’t expect to and won’t be looking any further.”

3) Succubus, with Gothica, over Dandelion.

4) Reptile Ranger over Fireball.

5) Ezekiel over Herman Nerd. Ezekiel was seconded by a man he introduced as Vegas. Vegas spoke and the everyone knew exactly who he was. He looked and carried himself completely differently than before.

6) Big, Bad Doctor over Vin Voltage.

7) Detective X over Piranha. As X made his way to the back, he was attacked by Ezekiel and Vegas. Herman Nerd made the save.

8) In a NO DQ match, Dark Mauler defeats Killer Klown, with Dizzy Lixx.

9) In a Cruiserweight title match, Grand Manga, with Ryan Regret, retains against Kannibal Keith, with Skeleskreem.

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Sports Entertainment 10/13/93
Empire Gardens

1) The Smooth Criminals, Ezekiel and Vegas, defeat The Secret Agents, Detective X and Herman Nerd. As The SC are gathering up their gear after the match, Mandonna runs down, obviously excited to see Vegas. He calls him “Pelvis” repeatedly, despite Vegas’ insistence that he does not do that. Mandonna finally hugs Vegas, and the hug is not reciprocated. Mandonna realizes that something’s wrong, and steps back. Ezekiel blasts him from behind with his briefcase and Mandonna goes down. The SC walk off, unconcerned.

2) Overshock defeats Ruffian. Shock bumbles his way through the match and appears on the verge of losing several times. No one is quite sure how he manages to pull out the win.

3) Big, Bad Doctor over HFK and Vin Voltage in a three-way match. VV eats the pin.

4) Gothica and Succubus are out. Gothica announces that she’s returning to active duty. Succubus says that sometimes big ideas come from tiny minds, and in the case of Skeleskreem, it’s recently been true. “’Skreem is a worm of the first magnitude, but he recently introduced a concept that has merit…in the right hands. In this case, mine. The idea of three like-minded daughters of darkness coming together to form the Lilin has merit, just not under control of that faker. I thought we had established this group years ago when Auntie Voodoo came together with us. Voodoo was good, but she was not the final piece. I have found the final piece, and it all will come together at Halloween Hellraiser.”

5) Ace of Spades over El Presidente. Ace, “Fantasy said you were the least talented of Regret’s little scout troop, and I can confirm that.”

6) Mynx calls out Bombshell, who answers. “Shelly, you are truly mentally ill. You made a point to get me in your parent’s basement just so you could try and beat me up in your house and wreck it in the process? If this weren’t wrestling, you’d be in jail. You should be thankful we handle our own business around here.” Shelly, “I’m the opposite of mentally ill. I’m thinking clearer than ever. My little mind games appear to be getting to you, though. Oh, yea, Mommy and Daddy and Warren and his stupid little friends are all out of sorts about little old me. None of you know what’s real anymore where I’m concerned, and that’s how I like it. Now, you called me out? I hope it’s to apologize for making me trash my folks’ place. If you’d sat there and taken your well-deserved choking like a good girl, none of that would’ve happened.” Mynx, “Shelly, no more talking. I called you out to let you know I’m running you out of WoW, or I’m leaving. And I’m not leaving, so guess what? Bye. There’s a contract in the office. If you’re not afraid, go sign it. Loser is gone from WoW forever. Hear me? You’re beyond help, you psycho. You’re history.”

7) In a No DQ match, Killer Klown, with Dizzy Lixx, over Brimstone, with Blizzard.

8) We cut to Samson’s guest appearance on a late-night talk show. The host asks him about facing the Undermaster on Halloween night in a place like The Slaughterhouse. Samson laughs at the whole idea. “UM talks a lot of mystical garbage. Let’s say it’s real, ok. It won’t be enough. I’ll tear through anything he can throw at me. Robo exposed him. He may have won, but Robo showed he can be hurt, badly. I’m going to do just that, over and over. Host, “I understand the audience at the Slaughterhouse will be overwhelmingly in the corner of the Undermaster.” Samson, “good for them. When I’m wrestling, I am in a zone. I don’t hear the cheers for me, or whatever the audience is doing. No offense, please don’t stop. When I’m in the moment, it’s just me and the guy I’m wanting to hurt. 10,000 freaks aren’t going to make UM 1 iota stronger in my eyes.”

9) In a tag team title match, Beer Can Man and Ronny Believer retain against Dark Mauler and The Mad Arab. BCM afterwards, “Nobody thought we could do it. Hell, I wasn’t sure Ronny and I could coexist long enough to win and keep these belts. It’s been a long time. people, and we’ve knocked them all back.” Destruction come out. Chopper, “the only reason you have those now is because we let the Hotsteppaz distract us. We know you aren’t working with them. That was their deal. Still, you know we would’ve won those titles if we’d stayed sharp.” Ronny, “but you didn’t, and here we are. Tell you boys what….take care of those teeny-boppers, and you got another shot.”

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Weekend Attitude 10/22/93
The Ballroom

1) Freakshow defeat Netherworld.

2) Elara Nexus is out. She says she’s not given the opportunity to talk about her greatness very often, and this should be the perfect opportunity. “However, since I put others before myself, despite what the fans have begun to recently think of me, I must speak of another, more pressing issue. When I first came in years ago, it was to stop the three witches from bringing the zombie apocalypse. We won, then, and I thought it was over. Now, all these years later, I am sending new disturbances. Succubus’ attempt to form the Lilin is the cause. She has found a replacement for Auntie Voodoo, who will bring them greater power. I don’t know the long-term outcome, but it won’t be anything good. Despite being champion, my focus will, once again, be on stopping the Lilin. I sacrifice too much for the 20th century. You’re barely worth it.”

3) Jet Set Strutter is set to take on Great Ginzu when The Hunk’s music plays. “Congratulations, Daddy Strutter. She’s a beautiful kid. Now, do us all a favor and go back help your babymomma with the 2am bottles and poopy diapers. This ring is a place for men, not “look at my baby pictures” wimps. Come to think of it, are you sure little Carol’s really your’s. You remember that Christmas Party last year?” A picture comes up of The Hunk, JSS, and JSS’ wife posing at a holiday gathering. “What you can’t see is Momma Strutter’s hand on the Hunk’s ass. Now, I’m not saying anything else happened, but I’m not saying it didn’t…” With that, JSS charged up the aisle. He and the Hunk met halfway, and the brawl was on. The ring announcer said that this was now a three-way match. Ginzu left the ref and joined the brawl. Hunk goes on to win with the Hunka Dunk on Ginzu.

4) Grand Manga, Sumo San, and El Presidente over Troglo, Cesar Sleaze, and Magnus Muscle. After the match, Regret’s team set up Sleaze in the corner for a running splash by San. Troglo pushed him out of the way at the last minute, but ending up taking the charge himself.

5) Ezekiel, with Vegas, over Herman Nerd, with Detective X. After the match, Mandonna attacked Vegas at ringside. It didn’t accomplish much as he took another briefcase shot from Ezekiel.

6) Ichabod Twist is out with Undermaster. Twist, “People are saying that this is your last week as champion. They think that Samson can overcome all the adversity, and defeat you. I don’t think they understand what Halloween Night, in the Slaughterhouse, actually means to you.” UM,” who cares what the people say. They are but mere mortals, and their tiny minds can’t grasp the powers of darkness that thousands of my children can feed me. I had a moment of weakness where I felt Samson might actually have a chance. His power is legendary. I know now it doesn’t matter. I’ve had a hellspawned vision. I will defeat Samson and remain champion. I am now putting WoW on notice. After defeating Samson, I will take the WoW title and descend back to the throne of Hell. I don’t care what Mr. Fantasy does after that, but anyone who claims the title after that will know they are just a pretender.”

7) We cut to a commercial for Halloween Hellraiser. We see some still photos of a nondescript building identified as The Slaughterhouse. The title match between Samson and Undermaster is featured. We then see images of Skeleskreem, Succubus, and Gothica. “All of these performers have said they will feel right at home in The Slaughterhouse. Succubus has spoken of the rising of the “real” Lilin. Skeleskreem says he will take advantage of the dark energies generated by the slaughterhouse and it’s unique patrons for his own ends.”

8) Destruction over The Hotsteppaz. Avery says that this isn’t over. Chopper says that he and ‘Throat agree, and they know how it will end. He tells The HS to be at the Slaughterhouse next week.

9) In an I Quit match with a Loser-Leave-Town stipulation, Mynx defeats Bombshell. Shelly’s family are at ringside, and they are openly rooting for Mynx. Her Mom tells Al before the match that Shelly needs to get out of this business. “It’s not good for her.” Bombshell calls her family traitors and backstabbers. Shelly sits in the ring and cries after the loss. She won’t let anyone come near, and it was later reported that she was still there when the last fan left the building, well after the broadcast ended.

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Halloween Hellraiser 10/30/93
The Slaughterhouse

The show opens with footage of the inside of the Slaughterhouse. It was dark, dingy, and dirty. A scaffold structure had been built over the ring. The only lights were over the ring, so the audience was barely visible. However, those right on the front couple of rows definitely looked and dressed differently than your typical audience. There were people who looked like they might be Dizzy Lixx fans, and those who looked like they might prefer Destruction. Several people were dressed like the Undermaster. It was an eclectic group. Former WoW wrestler Drool was identified as being in the audience. Al reported that everyone involved tonight was told to meet at a certain place. Anyone who went was loaded into vans and buses with blacked-out windows and driven to the Slaughterhouse. Ichabod Twist said that each vehicle took a different route, and each route involved more driving than was actually necessary to confuse the passengers. The vehicles drove straight into the building through big service doors, and the windows are all covered, so they can’t see outside. The only thing they do know is what state they’re in, and as part of the agreement with Ichabod Twist, they can’t reveal that. “Needless to say, it’s been a strange evening so far. Before we left, there was an incident involving Femme Fatale. While we were waiting to board the vehicles, FF wandered off by herself. We all hear the screeching of tires, and black car with fully-tinted windows squeals into the lot where we’re waiting. It heads straight for FF. She tries to dodge, but it strikes her hip and knocks her several feet. The car drives off, and there’s nothing where the license plate should be. We knew FF needed medical attention, but Ichabod’s crew insisted on taking her. They said if an ambulance was called to this location, the whole event was off. FF was conscious, and agree to this. Someone from Twist’s team took her to the nearest hospital.”

1) Chicano retains the TV title with a win over Reptile Ranger and Skeleskreem in a three-way match. Before the match, ‘Skreem tried to exhort the crowd to his side, but despite the obvious similarities, they seemed to turn on him. He was bitterly angry after the match, and told the crowd that “he knows what’s going on here.” They jeered and booed him.

2) Gothica over Penny Dreadful. Succubus came out after the match, and asked Penny to stick around. Succubus says that she’s found the final part of the “real” Lilin. They would now be a force unmatched in WoW history. Out walks a young lady who is a twin of Penny Dreadful. “Hi, sister. I’m Jenny…Jenny Dreadful. You don’t know about me, but I know all about you. We can talk about the details later, but right now all I have to say is…. I’m going to make your nice little life into a living Hell.” The Lilin attacked the shocked Penny. No other women had made the trip, so Penny was subjected to a beatdown. Finally, Ichabod Twist himself came out and asked the ladies to stop. “I don’t want a homicide on my hands.” Al comes out and asks how Jenny Dreadful got here, as she was not with the team that travelled together. Succubus says that “Mr. Twist helped her make her own arrangements.”

3) Dark Mauler over Memphis Prince.

4) In a scaffold match, Destruction defeats The Hotsteppaz. Both Avery and Romeo seemed badly injured in the falls from the scaffold, and were stretchered away from the ring. Still standing on the scaffold, they called out Beer Can Man and Ronny Believer and said they had a title match coming. BCM and Believer said they are more than ready after they beat up Freakshow later on tonight.

5) While Destruction and BCM/Believer were jawing at each other, Freakshow attacks the champs. The champs come back, and Al comes out and declared the match is official now. Destruction watch the whole thing from atop the scaffold. BCM and Believer go on to retain. As they celebrate, Destruction climb down and attack them. Freakshow try to help in the attack, but Destruction turns on them and lays out both teams to the delight of the crowd.

6) In a Weapons match, Nuclear WarHawk defeats The Mad Arab. The crowd is firmly behind The Arab. Dark Mauler comes out post-match, but NW tries to escape through the crowd. The crowd blocks his path and he’s forced back into an ambush by Mauler and the Arab. Drool crosses the guardrail to help WarHawk, but gets beaten down as well. Memphis Prince and Reptile Ranger finally make the save.

7) Ichabod Twist comes out and asks the crowd how they’ve enjoyed the evening. He says he’s here to introduce the latest WoW signee, a man who takes after the dark heart and empty soul of everyone here. He introduces the man called Cadaver. Cadaver comes out of the entrance, but stops. Twist invite him to the ring. Skeleskreem walks out and joins Cadaver. “I’m a step ahead of you, Twist. I don’t how you turned the people against me, but I’ve got the final victory. I beat you to Cadaver, Twist. He’s with me, and The 5 are complete once again. Call me “Master”, Ichabod, as you used to. I might let you stick around this company.”

8) In the much-anticipated main event, which is indeed the war everyone predicted, Samson ends Undermaster’s two-year reign. It takes 2 Bulldozers to put him away, but Samson claims the title in his debut match. The crowd is incensed, and they throw things at Samson in the ring. They encourage UM to attack Samson again, but he leaves the ring. UM successfully exits through the crowd into the darkness. Samson’s mere presence has the people raging. Mr. Fantasy and a security detail come to the ring to thank the fans and escort Samson back. Ichabod comes out and pleads for calm as the camera fades.

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Monday Night Live 11/1/93
Golden Plaza

1) We open with Al interviewing the new WoW champion, Samson. Samson begins by thanking everyone for their support while he was laid up from the attack by Roboelectro. He does find it weird that he has nobody to go after for the attack seeing as how Robo appears to have been disintegrated by an 18-wheeler. Al confirms that WoW knows no more than they did, and they’ve dropped all investigations. Samson says that he expects Undermaster to come looking for this belt, and he will be ready for UM and any and all challengers. Al says that his first defense will be next week against Dark Mauler, and then he will be challenged by the winner of The Hunk versus Jet Set Strutter match, being held later tonight, at Survival of the Fittest. Samson says that WoW’s throwing him straight into the fire, and he likes it that way. Samson, “I do want to say this. I know that debuting in a WoW title match is unprecedented. I did not ask for that in my contract. I didn’t turn it down because nobody in the back would. I’ve had friends say that Mr. Fantasy saw me as the best chance to get it off UM. UM and Mort were proving difficult for MF to control. Don’t know if that had anything to do with it, but he offered, I accepted, and here I am with the top title in the business.”

2) Spunky Sparks defeats Jenny Dreadful, with Gothica. Penny Dreadful came out during the match and asked her sister if they could talk. Gothica attacked Penny, and this allowed Sparks to hit the winning move. Jenny and Gothica were joined by Succubus in attacking Sparks, and Sgt. Shipley made the save. The two trios squared off.

3) The 5, consisting of Freakshow and Cadaver, and Extreme Danger fought to a Double-Countout. The two teams brawled around the ring for some time.

4) Next up, we cut to video of Mr. Fantasy, coached by Ace of Spades and Mercenary, training for his SotF match.

5) Vegas over Mandonna. Vegas sent Ezekiel to the back, saying that he didn’t need him around to “beat this weirdo.” Mandonna was offended that his friend had betrayed him like that.

6) Sumo San over Troglo.

7) Massacre over Fireball.

8) The Hunk defeats Jet Set Strutter to earn the title match at SotF. Before the match, The Hunk said he needed to set the record straight. He hadn’t touched Strutter’s “old lady.” Absolutely nothing happened between them…despite Mrs. Strutter’s begging over and over, The Hunk couldn’t do it. “She’s not in my league.” This set JSS off, and the match was on.

9) Chicano retains the TV title against Reptile Ranger.

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Sports Entertainment 11/11/93
Mid-South Court

1) Damage Control over Flex Deltoid and The Doberman.

2) The Hunk is out. “The only thing better than physically beating another man down is beating him down physically and mentally. It’s like a cherry on top. Jet Set Strutter, you almost made it too easy. I’ve got a match upcoming withy Samson. I’m not going to worry about the mental part, because I don’t think there’s much between his ears to begin with. I’m just going to be the guy who beat the superhuman man. After SotF, you can call me “kryptonite.”

3) Big, Bad Doctor over Vin Voltage.

4) Succubus and Gothica over Spunky Sparks and Sgt. Shipley. Elara Nexus came out. She told Shipley that they needed to dump Sparks from the SotF team, and add her. “Nothing against Spunky, but she’s not ready for this and never will be. I have to team with you and Penny if you wants a chance in Hell of beating the Lilin.” Spunky, “Elara, get off your high horse. In case you missed it, I beat Jenny last week. Penny, the Sarge, and I can take the Lilin.” Elara, “You just lost to them, and you were the weak link, Sparks.” Shipley, “Elara, it’s settled. Spunky’s on the team. I understand you think you have some “connection” to the Lilin, and people like them. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I don’t really care. If anything, it makes me trust you less. You can wage your own little war, but we’re good.”

5) Skeleskreem over Jacko Pop. Al asks ‘Skreem his thoughts on Succubus using the Lilin concept. “I don’t occupy my time concerning myself with people who no longer matter. Those wenches are beneath my notice. What I am spending my time on is determining who will join me at SotF against Mauler and The Arab. I don’t know who their third will be, not that it matters. Leave me be.”

6) In Fantasy’s office, Overshock is pleading for another chance. Ace of Spades is also present. He says it wasn’t his fault the special effects at his debut weren’t right. MF says he knows, but it still made Shock look like a fool and “embarrassed me. On top of that, you bumbled your way to beating Ruffian.” Ace suggests that he and Overshock team against a couple of Regret’s guys. He will watch Overshock. Shock is offended that Ace thinks he needs “watching out for”, but MF says it’s the only way.

7) Destruction over Freakshow.

8) Penny Dreadful comes out and calls out Jenny. “I don’t know you. If you didn’t look exactly like me, I would think you were an idiot and move on. I can’t because you do, and that’s likely not a grand coincidence. How are you my sister and why do you hate me?” Jenny, “I got to be your sister because our mommy and daddy fell in love and then they started kissing and…. are you sure you don’t know this part?” Penny, “You’re definitely the evil twin. Don’t be a bitch and skip to the part where I don’t know you exist.” Jenny, “I’m the bitch? I’m not the one who got to grow up in a nice warm house with homecooked meals and parents that loved me.” Penny, “would you shut up and tell me what I want to know. You are so whiny. If you won’t, or can’t, tell me, I’m done talking.” Jenny, “Don’t worry, we will get to the fighting. I am going to tell you. We are obviously twins, but are about a minute older. In our Mom’s coven, multiple births are bad luck. Our dear parents decided to try and get around that bad luck by dumping me as soon as I came out. They told the mid-wife to get rid of me, and they didn’t care how. Fortunately, the midwife wasn’t a cold-blooded animal. She kept me and raised me as her own.” Penny, “Thought you didn’t have loving parents?” Jenny, “The midwife may not have been a cold-blooded animal, but she was acting in her own best interest. I am the modern-day Cinderella. She and her two daughters treated me like dirt. I was a slave. One day, I decided that I’d had enough, so I took care of all three of them.” Penny, “Took...care...of…how?” Jenny laughed, “Don’t you worry about them, they got what they deserved. Now, dear sister, you will get what you deserved.”

9) Samson retains the WoW title against Dark Mauler.

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Weekend Attitude 11/20/93
Rassletorium

1) VTC over The Flawless One. After the match, Exotic Rick joined TFO in attacking Vlad.

2) The Pit Fighters are out with Al. Al mentions that the last time we saw them, they were prepping for a match against one another that would’ve cost one of them their WoW career. Max, “That’s right, Al. You are 100% correct. Al, do you recall when that was? It was like 3 months ago. The office forgot us.” JK, “it took so long to arrange our final battle that we sorta patched things up.” Al, “isn’t that a good thing?” Max, “Yea, but the forgetting we exist part sucks.” Al, “it sounds like, deep down inside, you really didn’t want to run the other guy out of town.” JK, “Hell, I looked forward to kicking his scrawny ass all the way back to the minor leagues. That shows you how bad it got. We both went from wanting to kill each other to “hey, wanna makes this work again”?” Max, “JK and I are here, and we want Ryan Regret’s attention. Nobody handles people that the office has mistreated better than him. Ryan, give us a shot. We want to sign with you and become a big thorn in this promotion’s side.”

3) Cadaver over Reptile Ranger and Chance Solar in a three-way. Cadaver pinned Chance to the surprise of all.

4) Mr. Fantasy and Mercenary are out. They talk about the upcoming SotF, and how they are going to eliminate Regret’s team in three easy pins. They promise a clean sweep. Merc promises that he will not let MF down, and he assumes Ace feels the same way. “Mr. Fantasy is truly a changed man, and he should be rewarded for his efforts. I strongly believe Ace feels the same way. MF, “what do you mean “assumes” and strongly believe” that Ace supports me.” Merc, “Ace can be a little stubborn. You know that. I’m sure it will be fine.”

5) Sumo San and El Presidente, with Ryan Regret, over Ace of Spades and Overshock. Shock’s clumsiness causes Ace to eat the pin. Sumo goes after Ace after the bell, but Troglo stops him. Ace then goes after Overshock, and Troglo stops that. Troglo takes Ace’s finisher.

6) Kannibal Keith over Detective X.

7) We cut backstage where Succubus and Gothica are attacking Sgt. Shipley and Spunky Sparks. Shipley and Sparks had been looking at bridal magazines. The Lilin members were ripping chunks of pages out and shoving them into Shipley’s mouth. Elara Nexus ran them off.

8) In a Cruiserweight title match, Grand Manga retains against Brimstone, with Blizzard.

9) In a Ladies’ title match, Elara Nexus retains against Mynx.

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Survival of the Fittest 11/27/93
Prince Charlie Hall

1) We open with Grand Manga retaining the Cruiserweight title against Chance Solar.

2) In the first SotF match, Dark Mauler, The Mad Arab, and their mystery partner, who turned out to be Brimstone, defeat Skeleskreem, Kannibal Keith and Cadaver. Brimstone is wary of his partners throughout the match. The Mad Arab is the sole survivor. However, the win is given to the victors due to the fact that Kannibal Keith turned on Skeleskreem and deserted him after Cadaver had been eliminated. As Keith leaves the ring, he is met by, and leaves with, Mort Ishun. Mauler and The Arab try to remove Skeleskreem’s mask, but he is saved by Freakshow and Cadaver.

3) Destruction are out. They repeat their challenge to Beer Can Man and Ronny Believer, and say that if they don’t get their match soon, they will start taking proactive measures against all parties.

4) The Lilin are already in the ring when Penny Dreadful comes out alone. They mock her for having no partners, and try to attack her. Elara Nexus and Mynx join her, and the match is on. Aside from Succubus’ elimination, The Lilin win rather easily. Elara Nexus is upset at Penny D. about something, and Mynx had to separate them.

5) Femme Fatale comes out. She is limping noticeably. “I would normally not appear in public in such a vulnerable state, but I want the rodent that attacked me to understand how little damage striking me with a motor car actually did. The medics say I will return in a few weeks. I plan to spend that time determining the identity of the coward so that, upon my return, I can end them.”

6) In the final SotF match, Regret’s team of Sumo San, Chicano, and El Presidente defeat Ace of Spades, Mercenary, and Mr. Fantasy. Chicano is the sole survivor, and he pinned Fantasy. Chicano says that his match with Fantasy will be next week, and, out of the goodness of his heart, he’s going to make it a TV title match. Fantasy is livid at Ace and Merc. When they return, Overshock is with them. He says if he’d been here, this wouldn’t have happened. Overshock and Sumo go nose-to-nose, until EP cheapshots Shock with a cutblock to the back of his knees. San sets up for a splash, but MF orders them to leave with him. They do so as Regret’s team beat down Overshock.

7) In the main event, Samson retains the WoW title against The Hunk. Jet Set Strutter comes out and challenges Hunk to a rematch.

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Monday Night Live 12/5/93
Boston Arena

1) The Pit Fighters over the Insectoids. Ryan Regret watches from the entrance.

2) Magnus Muscle over Piranha and Detective X in a three-way. Det. X’s frustration is obvious, and Chance Solar comes out to speak to him.

3) Jenny Dreadful over Spunky Sparks.

4) Ace of Spades and Mercenary over Sumo San and El Presidente. Mr. Fantasy comes out and says that this win has inspired him, and he’s going to beat Chicano, win the TV title, and beat the Hell out of Ryan Regret. He asks Ace and Merc to guarantee that they have his back, and that they will do anything to help him. Ace hesitates, so Merc speaks for both of them. Ace is annoyed by this.

5) Madonna over Jacko Pop. “I don’t know what that mean old Ezekiel has done to my pal Pelvis’ but I will have my former tag team partner back.”

6) Cadaver over Dark Mauler in a NO DQ match.

7) Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun, over Killer Klown, with Dizzy Lixx.

8) Jet Set Strutter and The Hunk fight to a 60-minute time-limit draw.

9) In a TV title match, Chicano successfully defends against Mr. Fantasy. It’s not a hard night for Chicano at all, as MF musters little effective offense. All of Regret’s men are at ringside, and Regret gets a face slap in off the distraction. MF told the ref to call it down the middle. Mercenary comes down alone, and at one point, MF asks him to help him. Merc is set upon by Regret’s team. Ace finally comes out and takes over the ringside fighting. He and Merc almost come to blows. Regret gets away. Chicano pins MF with the Straight Edge as their allies brawl. Overshock comes out again, and gets overwhelmed. Regret’s team exits shortly after the pin. MF is livid again. Merc insists that he was behind MF all the way. Ace said that he wanted to see what MF could handle. MF, “this had nothing to do with skill. Your one job was to guarantee me victory. Merc at least tried.” Ace made a comment about MF’s skills. MF, “this has nothing to do with skills. I was supposed to win at any cost. I should fire both of you, but I’m only firing one. Which one will be determined when you two fight. Both of you get out of here, I can make it to the back myself.”

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Sports Entertainment 12/15/93
Canada Centre

1) Big, Bad Doctor over The Annihilator. BBD says he’s beaten the best in the world, and he’s going to add to that list when he takes the WoW title from Samson at Beyond Wardome.

2) Gorgon Tokoro over Devastatia.

3) Perfection over The Gage Guyz. TFO says that good, solid wrestling beats that “flippy crap” every time. The success they will enjoy in their comeback will prove that wisdom and experience, on top of raw, natural skill, is the perfect combination.

4) Elara Nexus, Mynx, Penny Dreadful, Spunky Sparks, Sgt. Shipley, and Succubus are all shouting and threatening one another backstage. Elara Nexus is asking Shipley’s team to back and let her handle the situation with her choice of allies. She says she does need Penny, but Shipley and Sparks aren’t ready for this. Mynx says the she’s already dealt with enough insanity with Bombshell, and she leaves. Shipley asks Penny if she wants help from her and Spunky, and Penny says “yes.” She’s not sure she trusts Elara. Elara, “you trusted me when your future self helped me defeat the original incarnation of the witches, what changed?” Penny, “Part of it is what you just said. Elara, I can see my entire timeline if I choose and in regard to me helping you, that never happens in my future.” Elara calls her a liar, and The Lilin laugh. Elara, “what’s so damn funny?” Gothica, “You’re going to fee like such an idiot one day very soon.” Spunky, “Elara, just leave.” Elara, “No. You are like a child compared to me and the Lilin. You should not be here.” Penny, “Elara, I will thank you for filling in at SotF for Sarge and Spunky.” Shipley, “and you still lost.” Penny, “Sarge, stop. I asked for your help one time and you came through, but-“Elara, “If your friends had been more observant and focused, instead of looking at wedding crap, they wouldn’t have got jumped from behind. They are a liability.” Succubus, “that’s the only thing she’s been right about so far. You’re also a liability, Nexus. Anyone who opposes us is a liability to their own health.” Gothica, “Their focus isn’t the issue. We jumped them from behind because it was fun. We will walk up and slap their faces, and your’s, if we feel like it.” Elara, “Shut up, Goth. The only reason you had access to attack them from behind was because that production guy tipped you off where they were.” Succubus, “how did you know about the assistant, Nexus?” Elara, “Uh, somebody…must..have told me.” Succubus, “Nobody knew to tell you. The only people who knew what happened were the guy, and he’s too in love with me to tattle, the two of us…and the person who got him to do it.” Elara, “He probably did it because he’s in love with you and…” Gothica, “No, he was paid. He had this huge thing of roses for her. He said he had just come into cash and wanted to do something nice. Yuck.” Spunky, “Wait. Elara was standing outside the room where we were looking at the magazines…about 15 minutes before they struck.” Shipley screamed “Bitch!” and attacked Elara. While Sparks and Penny were distracted, Succubus and Gothica jumped them. We fade as the room swarms with security.

5) Cadaver over Brimstone, with Blizzard. Blizzard attacks Cadaver after the match. He fights them off and flees.

6) Mort’s Mausoleum is next, and his guest is Kannibal Keith. Keith says that his relationship with Mort goes back to when he was associating with Slashmaster. After Slash’s descent to Hell and taking of the throne, they did not associate. Mort says that with UM time to re-establish his authority, he feels the need to stay involved in WoW. He consulted with UM, who told him to “bring Keith home.” Despite Keith’s change in look, he’s exactly what Mort’s looking for in a client. Keith challenges Grand Manga for the Cruiserweight title. Keith, “I know I’ve had chances and the dark fates have plotted against me. This time, I will not fail, or I will cease making your title a goal, Grand Manga. What is your answer?”

7) We see Skeleskreem and Freakshow on video. ‘Skreem is incensed. First, Mauler…Brimstone…. now the Kannibal!!” He looks back at Freakshow, “if you have an inkling of a thought that you might betray me at any point in your miserable existence then kill that idea now!! You two are going to take out Netherworld. Cadaver is going to rip Keith to pieces. Before anybody says it, I know there’s no “5”. Five is a number, a title…who cares how many of us there are. Freakshow and I are going to make the traitors and anyone who gives them the time of day regret their next breath!!”

8) One week shy of what would’ve been a 11-month title reign, Beer Can Man and Ronny Believer drop the tag titles to Destruction. Chopper, “we allowed ourselves to get sidetracked by too many things that don’t matter, like the Hotsteppaz. We still took care of business and here we are with the top tag titles in this business. ‘Throat, let’s go trash a biker bar to celebrate.”

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Weekend Attitude 12/23/93
Cattle Castle

Al welcomes us to a special Friday night edition of Weekend Attitude.

1) In a fantastic match, El Presidente defeats Magnifico.

2) In a three-way, Gothica defeats Elara Nexus and Spunky Sparks. Gothica pins Elara. Elara spent the match trying to get SS to join with her, but Sparks was as angry at her as she was Gothica.

3) Troglo over Sumo San, with Ryan Regret. All of Regret’s team attacks Troglo. Overshock makes the save in surprisingly efficient manner.

4) In a match where the loser gets fired, Ace of Spades defeats Mercenary. Mr. Fantasy comes out. “Gentlemen, I hated having to do that, but I can’t abide failure. You both left me embarrassed. I should fire both of you, but I need one of you. Regret’s men are still a threat to me, and I need someone watching my back since Overshock was a bust. Mercenary, thank you for your service.” He offered Merc his hand, but was rebuffed. Merc walked off. “Ace, you’re still my man despite-“Ace, “Your man? What the Hell are you talking about, boy? I ain’t your nothing except the guy who is going to slap you upside the head if you say another word to me. Me and Merc did all we could. We can’t help it if you suck between these ropes. You try to shake my hand, boy, and I’ll break your fingers one at a time. You haven’t changed Mr. F(bleeped).” Ace walks off as MF rages. “You sonuvabitch. I will fire you after all if you disrespect me like that again. I better not see you in this building the rest of the night. By the way, Mercenary, before you make all these big plans to go back to your Canadian promotion and think you’ve shown me up. Guess who just bought that promotion? You think I was going to let you get the last laugh, loser?”

5) Chance Solar and Detective X are out. Chance says that he will be taking all next summer off for his wedding and long honeymoon. Till then, he’s going to team exclusively with Detective X. X thanks him for the favor. He admits his confidence has waivered recently, but he knows working with Solar for an extended period of time will restore it.

6) With Ryan Regret watching, The Pit Fighters upset White Lotus. Regret says he’s encouraged by what he sees, and they will talk next year. Max, “A whole year? That’s not fair.” JK, “Max, it’s next year is like next week.” Regret, “keep that crap up and the deal’s off, Max.”

7) Massacre over Zen.

8) A P4V commercial airs for next week’s Beyond Thunderdome from the Puro Dome. The featured matches are Falls Count Anywhere match between The Hunk and Jet Set Strutter, and Samson’s WoW title defense against Big, Bad Doctor.

9) Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun, over Grand Manga to win the Cruiserweight title.

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Beyond Wardome 12/30/93
Puro Dome

Al welcomes everyone to the final event of 1993. He says that Beer Can Man no-showed the charter to Tokyo, so Ronny Believer and Cabb will challenge for the tag team titles. The Year-End Awards were announced throughout the show.  Wrestler of the Year was Undermaster.  Tag Team of the Year was Beer Can Man and Ronny Believer.  Most Popular was Undermaster,  and Most Hated was Roboelectro 3000.  

1) Cadaver over The Mad Arab and Kannibal Keith in a three-way match.

2) Destruction retain the WoW tag team titles over Ronny Believer and Cabb.

3) In a Falls Count Anywhere match, Jet Set Strutter defeats The Hunk. The finish occurs on the bar at an Izakaya (tavern) across the street from the Puro Dome when The Hunk taps to the Six-Figure Leglock. After the ref declares JSS the winner, he buys a sake’ for everyone there, “put it on my tab.” He pours a Sake’ all over Hunk’s face.

4) Chicano, with Ryan Regret, over Troglo to retain the TV title.

5) HFK and VTC are out. They call out Perfection, who didn’t make the trip, and say that they will prove that youth and skill beats “old” every time.

6) In a WoW title match, Samson defeats Big, Bad Doctor. After the match, Vin Voltage came out and attacked BBD. After the brutal match he’d just had, BBD was in no condition to fight back. Samson pulled VV off, but was the victim of a cheapshot. VV followed that up by Humongous Bombing Samson through the Japanese announcers table.