Cotguy's WoW

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14 down, 6 more to go. This has been fun, and I've got enough ideas left to finish the run. Hope you're still enjoying.

In '94, expect to see names like Dragonfly, Suicide, and Def Row. Who hit Femme Fatale with the car? The Lilin wage war on the ladies' division, and what is Elaras Nexus really up to? Undermaster's regeneration will continue for much of the year, but we will see him. They say a leopard can't change it's spots...what's Mr. Fantasy up to? Will Ace make him "regret" his latest decisions? Finally, Skeleskreem and The 5? The 3? will continue to wage war on everybody, as Cadaver's rise continues. See you in 1984.

[Ace of Spades]

I think you mean "1994". . Looking forward to going back and re-reading all of this again.

[cotguy130]

Monday Night Live 1/2/84
Chitown Complex

1) The Doberman over Big Rig and Reptile Ranger in a three-way match.

2) Memphis Prince is in the ring. He says he just heard a funny joke that he’d like to share with the audience. “It’s kind of long and we’re on a schedule, so the punch line is…Beer Can Man, Ronny Believer, and Cabb. Those guys are the joke and the punch line. I can’t believe that in a promotion with as much tag team talent as WoW that those two glorified backyarders held the title for as long as they did, and win team of the year. However, they did it, it had nothing to do with skill because they have zero. Now that the tag titles are back in the hands of real wrestlers, let’s try and keep them there, ok boys? Extreme Danger can toddle off back to the obscurity they deserve. I heard that Beer Can Man is lying in a gutter soaked in his own pee. That’s why he didn’t make it to Japan. Pathetic. Well, it’s a new year in WoW and I pledge to keep the trash out of this promotion. Garbage wrestlers, stay home. We don’t want you.”

3) VTC and HFK and Perfection fought to a Double Disqualification.

4) We are in Mr. Fantasy’s office and he is talking to someone. We are looking at him from their perspective, so we can’t see who it is. He talks about being glad they could put their differences behind them, and he offers someone a handshake. The camera swings around and he’s talking to Ryan Regret. Sumo San, El Presidente, and Grand Manga are also present. Everyone looks happy. MF, “this is the best way that I can think of to make it up to your men for all those years of poor treatment at...the office’s…. hands.” Regret, “We want to thank you for clearing up who was really at fault all these years. We apologize for blaming you. We wish it hadn’t come to blows like it did, but we’ve worked it out before it escalated. We know that this new working relationship will go a long way to making up for past misdeeds on WoW’s part.”

5) Cesar Sleaze over Herman Nerd.

6) Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun, over The Mad Arab.

7) Ronny Believer over Massacre. RB was going to address Memphis Prince’s comments when Massacre attacked him from behind. Cabb made the save.

8) In a NO DQ match, Brimstone, with Blizzard, over Skeleskreem.

9) Cadaver retain the TV title against Chicano.

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Sports Entertainment 1/12/94
Empire Gardens

1) Netherworld over Freakshow

2) Gorgon Tokoro over Valley Girl. As VG was leaving, she commented that “this comeback thing isn’t going like I thought it would.”

3) The Pit Fighters and The Gage Guyz fought to a 20-mimute time-limit draw. Ryan Regret approached them in the ring. “My team is a team of winners. Draws are like kissing your sister…. they’re weird. Keep fighting and I’ll get back to you.”

4) Aurora over Elfette.

5) Zeke Mullet over MCFrosty.

6) A P4V commercial airs promoting the Battle Royale. Featured are Ace of Spades and three of Regret’s men, Sumo San, El Presidente, and Grand Manga.

7) Chance Solar and Detective X Defeat Damage Control.

8) Ronny Believer and Cabb are out. RB says he has two things on his mind, Beer Can Man and Memphis Prince. He says that MP can talk all he wants, but their success speaks for itself. “A team doesn’t hold the WoW tag titles for that long unless they’ve got something working right. If Prince wants to say anything else, he needs to say it to my face. I do want to talk about BCM. If anyone knows what’s going on, please let Cabb or I know. He was despondent after we lost the titles. I haven’t seen or heard from him since he left the arena that night. The office is helping me look, but we haven’t had any luck. BCM, if you’re out there, call me. Call Cabb. Just let us know you’re ok.”

9) In a WoW title match, Samson defeats Jet Set Strutter to retain. Vin Voltage comes out and challenges Samson. Samson tells him to earn a title shot. And Vin says that if he has to win the Battle Royale, then consider it done.

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Weekend Attitude 1/21/94
Golden Plaza

1) We open with a 10-man battle royal.  The stipulation being that only the winner of this battle royal could participate in the Battle Royale in two weeks. The participants are:

Blizzard/The Annihilator/Great Ginzu/Vegas/The Mad Arab/Flex Deltoid/Killer Klown/Magnifico/Zeke Mullet/Eventual winner…. Fireball.

Notes: Mandonna, who was not involved in the match, helped eliminate Vegas from the outside. Ezekiel attacked Mandonna, and the Smooth Criminals worked him over.

2) Aurora and Elfette over Dandelion and Mynx.

3) Samson and Big, Bad Doctor were guests on a late-night talk show. This was a new show, and it was the first time that WoW wrestlers had been allowed to appear live in a long time. Samson and BBD actually got along well with each other despite their rivalry. The two wrestlers were doing feats of strength for the audience. Samson was bench-pressing an enormous amount of weight and BBD was spotting him. Out of nowhere, Vin Voltage charges onto the set with security right behind. He tackles BBD, knocking him into the bar the Samson is pressing. The weight drops across Samson’s chest hard, and then the bench tips sideways. A set of plates stacked at one end lands on a security guards foot, crushing it. BBD and Samson are in a heap on the floor. BBD busted his head on the corner of the bench as he went down, and was bleeding badly. VV kicked and stomped at his rivals as he fought off cops. He managed to get out of the main studio, but was cornered by the police. The announcers tell us that WoW and the show came to an agreement, and they will not press charges. The guard with the injured foot will be made whole, regardless of final cost, and nobody from WoW will be on any shows for a while.

4) Sgt. Shipley over Succubus.

5) Ezekiel, with Vegas, over Mandonna.

6) Overshock comes out. He tries to talk, but his voice isn’t very intelligible under the mask. He starts to take it off, then realizes the implications. The crowd is howling with laughter. Finally, he whispers to the ring announcer. “Overshock says that when he and Troglo run Ryan Regret out of WoW, you will stop your laughing.”

7) Boomstix over Mean Street

8) Elara Nexus and Penny Dreadful come out and call out Jenny Dreadful. She comes with Gothica. Elara, “Jenny, somethings off. Ever since you decided to make our lives miserable with your presence, I’ve felt it. You know what it is. Tell me.” Jenny and Gothica shared a laugh. Jenny, “Nexus, I’m telling you because I want to enjoy the look on your face, not because you presume to order me. First, a question for my sister. Penny dear, are you starting to have any memories of Elara coming to you for help all those years ago? Since you and I see time differently, we have hazy memories of events that haven’t happened yet. Having any future memories about Nexus here?” Penny shook her head, “honestly, no, and its troubling me. I should be seeing something, but I have zero memory of Elara before I met her here the day I debuted.” Jenny, “Don’t let it trouble you, sweetie. You won’t have any because…” Elara interrupting, “it wasn’t Penny, it was you!! That’s what’s off. She didn’t help me, you did. My feelings are that I recognize your psychic vibrations, but I shouldn’t because we’ve never met…but we have!” Jenny, “Very good. I knew I was destined for this spot, so I had to make sure the version of this trio with Auntie failed so the version with me could win. Gothica and Succubus are perfectly fine with it a they know what’s best. Oh yea, that whole zombie apocalypse thing? I made it up and all the “proof” up and made sure it got to you. I had to give you a real reason to defeat Voodoo. It worked. In top of that, the dark matter I infected the power source with tainted pure-hearted little Aurora. It was a good day. Now, let’s make it an even better month and take this dump over. Goth and I want to fight you two. Name the place, we will be there. If you have the courage.”

9) Cadaver retains the TV title over Chicano.

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Battle Royale 1/28/94
San Juan Stadium

Al opens by telling us that a lot of newer, younger fans were confused by what Jenny Dreadful was talking about last week. He sends us to a video package of when Elara Nexus, Gorgon Tokoro, and Aurora went up against Succubus, Gothica, and Auntie Voodoo. Elara came from the future to stop a zombie apocalypse that these three witches would ultimately cause in their quest for power. She received help from the future from who she thought was Penny Dreadful, but who turned out to be Jenny intentionally misrepresenting herself. One of the ways Jenny “helped” was by enhancing Aurora’s power. However, she had intentionally tainted the enhancing power with a dark energy that caused Aurora to have a change of heart that she’s never fully recovered from.

1) In a WoW tag team title match, Destruction retain against Netherworld.

2) In a NO DQ match, Jenny Dreadful defeats Penny Dreadful.

3) Mort’s Mausoleum is open, and the guest is Mr. Fantasy. Mort says that people are shocked by Fantasy’s sudden alliance with Ryan Regret. “They say you are exhibiting a classic case of ‘if you can’t beat them, join them.’ MF, ‘this has nothing to do with that. I shouldn’t be fighting my employees in the first place. I let Ace and Merc get me all agitated for nothing. This whole thing is the fault of those 2 and the WoW office for mistreating Ryan’s clients for so many years. I’m making things right. There’s no alliance, either.” Mort, “many are saying this smacks of the old MF.” MF, ‘there’s no old me or new me…there’s just me and I do what I want when I want.”

4) Samson retains the WoW title against Big, Bad Doctor. Both men are still feeling the effects of Voltage’s attack at the talk-show, so the match is slower paced than usual for these two competitors.

5) In the Battle Royale, the participants are:

Ace of Spades/Chief Buffalo/Troglo/El Presidente/Chicano/Sumo San/Grand Manga/Fireball/Jet Set Strutter/Cabb/Magnifico/Magnus Muscle/Dark Mauler/Big Rig/Piranha/Reptile Ranger/Skeleskreem/Ninja Star/Flawless One/Eventual winner…. Vin Voltage.

VV screamed for Samson to come out. Both BBD and Samson came out. Vin said he would hurt them both much worse next time than he did on the talk-show.

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Monday Night Live 2/6/94
Mid-South Court

1) The Gage Guyz over Cesar Sleaze and Magnus Muscle.

2) Devastatia over Dandelion.

3) In a three-way match, Sumo San defeats Big Rig and Fireball.

4) Damage Control are out. They bring up their loss to Chance Solar and Detective X a few weeks ago. They say this loss has really stuck with them because Solar and X aren’t a real tag team. They give props to Solar, but mention that X has “a long way to go.” They imply that Solar is “slumming” by teaming with X. Pharaoh, “We understand friendship, me and Quan. We understand winning more. Quan’s my boy, but if I felt for one second that he was holding me back, I’d drop him like he was hot.” Quan, “uh, yea, me too. Solar’s being nice and all, but he’s wasting his time because the detective just ain’t getting the job done.”

5) Avery over Jacko Pop. Avery, “You’ve probably heard that Romeo may be done. He got hurt worse than I did in the fall from the scaffold. The doctor’s say 50/50, he says 100/0 that he will be back. When he comes back, not if, but when, The Hotsteppaz are going to give Destruction all that pain back and more. In the meantime, me and the MC are looking for blood. Dancing days are over for right now. It’s all about the fighting and the hurting.”

6) Vin Voltage over Jet Set Strutter.

7) Dirk Dungeon over Ruffian

8) Ace of Spades over El Presidente. Ace, “Fantasy, you sack of crap. Me and Merc busted our ass helping you fight Regret’s group, and then you get in bed with bunch of idiots. Then you go and buy Merc’s home promotion, so he’s got to find work. You are total piece of garbage. I swear, MF, I’m going to slap your teeth down your throat one of the days, and I hope you send every one of your stooges after me so I can slap their beady-little eyes crossways. Oh, I’m getting Merc back, too. Period. Will happen, and you will have to sit there and take it.”

9) In a Cruiserweight title match, Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun, over Grand Manga, with Ryan Regret. Ace of Spades ran out after the match. He hit GM with the Ace Crusher before going after Regret. Ryan fled through the crowd.

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Sports Entertainment 2/16/94
Rassletorium

Al is with Vin Voltage. He tells us that Samson will defend the title tonight against Sumo San. “The Man with me right now, Vin Voltage, will be watching this match closely, as he will challenge the winner at Valentine’s Day Massacre.” VV says he doesn’t care if Samson or the walking tub of lard wins tonight. “I will commit a massacre at the Valentine’s day massacre.”

1) Aurora over Valley Girl.

2) Chance Solar and Detective X over Damage Control.

3) El Presidente, Chicano, and Grand Manga over Cesar Sleaze, Jacko Pop, and Ruffian. Regret’s men taunt Ace of Spades throughout the match.

4) We cut to a video taken earlier today as the wrestlers are arriving. Femme Fatale is walking across the parking lot as our other wrestlers in groups or alone. She’s about to cross one of the aisles when a black car with tinted windows pulls around the building and stops at the end of the aisle that FF is about to cross. The other wrestlers scatter, but FF stands her ground. The car revs it’s engine and starts slowly moving forward. FF drops her bags, lets out a war cry, and charges the car. The car backs up quickly until it can turn around, and the squeals off. The license plate has been removed.

5) Skeleskreem over Cletus Mullet, with Zeke Mullet. After the match, Skreem goes after Zeke and lays him out as well.

6) Mandonna attacks Ezekiel backstage. He demands that Ezekiel “give him his Pelvis back.”

7) Freakshow over Pit Fighters. As ‘Show leave the ring and walk to the back, Max Attack screams “let’s get ‘em, Johnny,” and takes off after the opponents. Kobra doesn’t follow, and pleads with Max to come back. Max runs up to ‘Show, but before he can attack, they turn and confront him. Max smiles smugly and comments to Johnny, who he thinks is behind him. Cadaver walks out and joins Freakshow. Max looks back and realizes that JK is still in the ring shaking his head. Freakshow and Cadaver jump Max Attack. After letting Max take a bit of a beating, JK grabs a chair and runs to the fight. Cadaver grabs the chair, yanks it from JK’s hand, and smashes him with it. The 5 leave. Ryan Regret walks out, looks down at his fallen team prospects, and says, “Guys, I don’t think this is going to work out.”

8) Memphis Prince comes out. He is quickly interrupted by Ronny Believer and Cabb. Ronny says he’s not going to listen to the Prince make fun of a friend who might be in serious trouble. MP, “You’ll listen to what I say you will. Beer Boy was lush who had no business in this ring. You two may be slightly more sober, but you’re no better.” RB and Cabb look like they’re going to attack MP, but Massacre runs out and joins the Prince. “Meet my new best friend, you punks. Next week, we will fight you and beat you…badly.”

9) Samson retains the WoW title against Sumo San, with Ryan Regret. Ace comes out again. He lays out San, but Regret flees again.

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Weekend Attitude 2/25/94
The Ballroom

1) Before the first match, Exotic Rick comes out. He says that HFK’s shtick with the hip-shaking and flexing was what he was doing when “Chet was in diapers, and I still look better doing it.” HFK defeats Exotic Rick. The Kid then poses to the delight of the crowd.

2) The Hunk over Dark Mauler and Magnifico in a three-way match.

3) Troglo over Fireball.

4) Succubus and Gothica came out to take on Sgt. Shipley and Spunky Sparks. Elara Nexus came out and said that she needed to be in this match. She asked Spunky to step out. Sparks said that she’s tired of Nexus feeling like she’s the only one who can beat The Lilin. Elara, “I’m not the only one who can beat them, but I’m the only one whose wins matter in the grand scheme.” With Shipley’s consent, Spunky agreed to step aside. She told Elara that they’d better win. They do not win, as The Lilin defeat Shipley and Nexus.

5) Vegas and Mandonna go to A 20-minute time-limit draw.

6) Spunky is with Al. She says that she’s got a challenge for Elara. Next week, at Valentine’s Day Massacre, she and Shipley will fight Succubus and Gothica. If she and Shipley win, then Elara has to pick one of them to defend the ladies title against the next week. Al says that Elara’s arrogance has become tiresome, and says he will make Sparks’ plan official.

7) Backstage, El Presidente and Grand Manga attack Overshock. EP climbs a stack of shipping crates a catches Shock with a big Presidential Plancha.

8) Ronny Believer and Cabb defeat Memphis Prince and Massacre.

9) In a Lumberjack Match, Penny Dreadful defeats Jenny Dreadful. The entire ladies’ division is at ringside. The win comes when Aurora slams Jenny headfirst into the ring pole while the Dreadful sisters are fighting outside. Aurora immediately leaves. Shipley rolls Jenny back into the ring where Penny hits the Betelgeuse Drop for the pin.

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Valentine’s Day Massacre 2/29/84
London Grounds

1) We open with a commercial for the March Madness tournament in 4 weeks. It spotlights Chicano, VTC, Great Ginzu, and Dark Mauler.

2) In a NO DQ match, Penny Dreadful defeats Jenny Dreadful.

3) In a WoW tag title match, Destruction retain against Chance Solar and Detective X. After the bell, Destruction gives Chance a second Spike Piledriver, and he is unmoving. He is taken off on a stretcher with a neck and back brace in place. Sgt. Shipley is at his side.
4) Sumo San, with Ryan Regret, over Ace of Spades.

5) In a NO DQ match, Brimstone defeats Skeleskreem.

6) The Hunk is out. He says he appreciates the night off, because it gives him a chance to sit back and watch the rest of the show. This confirms something he knew. “I am the best wrestler in WoW. Titles are irrelevant. They are almost beneath me. However, the riff-riff in the stands is obsessed with them, so I’m obligated to pursue one. Right now, I’m just enjoying winning and making my opponents look like the jobbers they are. One day, Mr. Champion, which one doesn’t matter, I will get you in my sights and your days holding that gold will immediately become numbered.”

7) Spunky Sparks came out for the tag match against the Lilin’s Succubus and Gothica. She says that the Sarge is with Chance, and will be here shortly. Succubus demands the match start, or Sparks be given a loss. Sparks says to make it a handicap match, and the Lilin practically begin drooling at the thought. Elara comes out and says that she will fill in. Sparks says she’d rather lose the match alone, and lose a title shot, than depend on Elara. Elara calls her a “stupid child” and says to start the match. Shipley runs down at the last minute and pulls Elara off the ring apron. She slaps her and tells her to leave. Nexus slinks away. Shipley and Sparks defeat Succubus and Gothica. This means Elara has to choose Sparks or Shipley as challenger for next week.

8) In a three-way match, Samson retains against Big, Bad Doctor and Vin Voltage. Voltage accuses BBD of protecting Samson. BBD says he wants that title worse than anything, but he’d rather Samson have it than Voltage.


As they sign off, Al asks Elara who she will be defending against next week. “Al, the stip said I had to pick a challenger. It didn’t say when. I will be informing the chosen one next week, about 30 seconds before the bell rings. Neither of you can do anything to me. You lose again.”

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Monday Night Live 3/5/94
Boston Arena

1) Damage Control over The Secret Agents. Herman Nerd filled in for the injured Chance Solar. DC mocked Detective X after the loss. They called him the weak link on any team, and on the same team with Herman Nerd, that’s saying a lot.

2) Ronny Believer over Massacre.

3) Another commercial airs for March Madness. This spotlights Ace of Spades and the rest of Regret’s team, Sumo San, Grand Manga, and El Presidente. Back live, Ace storms on the scene. He’s livid at Mr. Fantasy for putting all 4 of Regret’s clients in March Madness. He vows to plow through all of them if he has to and win the tournament for the 3rd year in a row.

4) Vegas over Mandonna.

5) Memphis Prince over Cabb. Massacre attacks Cabb after the match, but Ronny Believer makes the save.

6) Max Attack and Johnny Kobra come out together to take on the Insectoids. Max launches into a verbal attack on JK for “abandoning him.” Kobra, “Max, I tried to stop you from going after Freakshow. I knew Cadaver was probably nearby-“ Max, “So you’re a coward now.” Jk,” No, just smarter than you, obviously. I haven’t had a career this long because I stupidly bumbled into situations that would end with me getting my ass kicked by 3 or 4 guys.” Max slapped Kobra. “Who are you calling-“ JK, “Stupid? You. That was before you slapped me.” Max did it again. Johnny levels him with a kick. JK, “I’m calling the office tomorrow and getting that loser-leave-town match booked ASAP. I’m not dealing with you anymore.” Max gets to his feet. “To Hell with the Insects. Let’s go right now. Ref, new match…ring the bell.” Johnny Kobra defeats Max Attack. As Johnny’s leaving, Max gets up. “That wasn’t official, you know. You can’t make me leave WoW over that match. Johnny, listen. We can work this out.” JK, “Max, that was just a warm-up to let you know to get your affairs in order because your days in this company are short.”

7) Jet Set Strutter comes out and says that there’s no way he’s going to allow Mr. Fantasy to show such blatant favoritism to Ryan Regret’s team just because they are in bed together. He challenges Chicano to come wrestle him, right now, for his spot in the tournament. Chicano answers the challenge. With El Presidente’s help, Chicano wins the match. Al comes out and fires EP for violating the zero tolerance on outside interference rule. Regret tells Al, “we’ll see about that.”

8) In a Cruiserweight title match, Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun, over Brimstone, with Blizzard.

9) Sgt. Shipley and Spunky Sparks comes out for the main event. Sparks is excitable, demanding that Elara come out and name her challenger. Shipley encourages her to stay cool Elara comes out. “Who do you think I pick? I’ll take the child and punish her for her insolence in disobeying me. There are consequences for bad choices, little one, and you are about to receive the harshest consequences of all.” Sparks tells Sarge that she doesn’t’ want her at ringside, so Shipley reluctantly goes to the back. When it’s all said and done, Spunky Sparks wins the WoW Ladies title from Elara Nexus. The Sarge comes back out to celebrate with her. “spunky, your duties as champion better not interfere with your duties as maid of honor!” They share a laugh. Elara yells “you’ve doomed us all, you wretched child, you’ve doomed us all.”

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Sports Entertainment 3/15/94
Canada Centre

1) The announcers preview a video clip that was sent to a popular wrestling website. It’s a male who appears to have long hair. The setting is very dark, so it’s hard to see anything. All the person says is that he’s “watching us, “ and “when I feel ready, you will feel my anguish.” The voice is electronically altered, so there’s no identification possible from that. The man steps behind the camera, which moves for the first time. It pans to the left, and the scene brightens up greatly. It then pans down and it’s revealed that this is being filmed during a WoW wrestling event. The camera is high in the ceiling of the arena. After returning live, the announcers let us know that the footage appears to have been shot during the Max Attack/Johnny Kobra match last week in Boston.”

2) Sgt. Shipley and Spunky Sparks are out for a match against Elara Nexus and a mystery partner. Elara introduces Gorgon Tokoro as that partner. Shipley and Sparks defeat Nexus and Tokoro. Afterwards, Elara says that with Gorgon’s help again, she will prevail over the forces of darkness. Gorgon, “Nexus, not again. This was a one-time thing. I’m not wasting time in some insane holy war of your’s. Don’t ask me again.” Nexus begs her to reconsider, “think of the children,” but Tokoro leaves her begging.

3) In a three-way, Skeleskreem defeats Magnus Muscle and The Annihilator. Skreem calls out Freakshow and Cadaver. He says that he won’t be making any additions to the 5 as there’s no one he trusts. However, The name stands as it’s a symbol more than a number. He reminds everyone that Freakshow still has Netherworld in their sights, and the two teams will be meeting with a tag title shot at stake very soon. Cadaver has meted out justice to Kannibal Keith for his betrayal, and will now concern himself with holding the TV title. Skreem, “It’s been far too long since I demonstrated my own power in a meaningful way. With the match you just witnessed, I will re-establish myself as a force both inside the ring and out.”

4) El Presidente over Magnifico. Al comes out before the match and says that Mr. Fantasy is requiring him to make the announcement that the zero-tolerance rule on outside interference is lifted, and has been for a while. “Apparently, Mr. Fantasy forgot to tell us.” As a result, El Presidente is not fired. EP comes out and mocks Al. “Albert, Mr. Fantasy is a busy man, and may occasionally forget to pass on certain things. This reflects poorly on you for not knowing what your boss is thinking, and is no reflection on him. Now, go back to whatever menial task he has for you, and let the real men fight. By real men, I mean me, of course. That midget over there can hardly be described as a man.”

5) Avery over Cesar Sleaze.

6) We cut to the back where we see the aftermath of an attack on Mandonna. Reports say The Smooth Criminals were the assailants. Mandonna pulls away from the medical team. “I know I’m not the most popular guy in the locker room. They think I’m weird. That’s their problem, but I don’t have a lot of friends, and one of the guys I thought was my friend just helped beat me up. I know now that he’s not coming back. Pelvis is dead, and I don’t know what that “Vegas” deal is. I need help. I’m asking right now for somebody to team with me against them. I don’t care if we’re friends or ever become such. I just want a partner…help me, somebody.”

7) Ronny Believer and Cabb over Memphis Prince and Massacre. MP and Massacre converse after the match, and MP is heard to say “bring him in. It’s time.”

8) Detective X is with Al. “It seems my team with Chance had a short run thanks to Destruction. Chance’s neck and upper back are pretty badly injured, and recovery and rehab will lead right up to when he’s planning on taking off for his wedding and extended honeymoon. You won’t see him till this Fall most likely. This leaves me looking for help against Destruction. I’m not going to beg, though, like some. I will find the right person, and Destruction will live the pain that my friend is now living every day.”

9) In a WoW title match, Samson defeats Vin Voltage. VV complains about everything again, this time implicating the ref. Samson says he’s tired of beating him, but he will give him one more shot…in a steel cage. Vin laughs and asks if Samson actually wants to do that. “I’ve come so close to taking that title a bunch of times. You know I can do it. I’m all for it, but are you sure you want to tie your hands like that?” Samson, “Vin, the cage, to me, is freedom. It’s one more weapon in my crusade to end you once and for all.”

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Weekend Attitude 3/24/94
Cattle Castle

1) Overshock and Troglo defeat the Insectoids. Shock comes very close to losing more than once, and Troglo saves him every time. Ryan Regret watches part of the match and then leaves laughing. Overshock yells after him that Regret’s going to experience “The Big Break.”

2) In a non-title match, Elara Nexus defeats Spunky Sparks and Jenny Dreadful.

3) VTC and HFK come to the ring dressed as Perfection, but if Perfection were old men. They used a cane and walker. It took a long time to get to the ring, and then HFK said that he had to pee and started to leave. VTC told him to hold it. They identified themselves as The Flawless One and Exotic Rick. They claim they usually use makeup when they wrestle which is why the look so…less old then and so decrepit and ancient now. VTC, in a old man voice, “we just came out to tell you those whippersnappers, HGH and VHS, need to get off our lawn…er, out of our ring…or something. Richard, what were we talking about?” HFK, “I forgot. But my back teeth are floating. I’m leaving.” Suddenly, The real Perfection hit the ring and attack their rivals with the cane and walker. Rick, “you guys want to be comedians, find another line of work. TFO and I are going to beat your worthless, disrespectful asses back to wrestling school.” TFO, slapping VTC repeatedly, “Not so funny now, are you punk? Rick, let’s hurt these geezers.” TFO and Rick hit their finishers on VTC and HFK, respectively.

4) Ryan Regret comes out with Grand Manga. “Mr. Fantasy has had another great idea. He has so many, but this one’s just the piece de resistance of great ideas. He was so inspired by Jet Set Strutter’s miserably failed attempt to knock Chicano out of March Madness that he’s trying that idea again. Tonight, Masakari is going to try and steal Manga’s spot in the tourney. He, too, will fail, but it’s fun to give the little guys hope.” With the help of El Presidente, GM wins the match. Ninja Storm and Great Ginzu come out to assist Masakari when it looks like Regret’s team might strike.

5) Avery over Cletus Mullet, with Zeke Mullet. Avery intentionally provokes Zeke, and lays him out as well.

6) Sumo San and Ryan Regret are out. “We couldn’t find any takers to try and oust Sumo San. It was sad, really. I room full of supposed tough guys and nobody stepped up.” Ace of Spades comes out and says no offer was ever made or he would’ve jumped on that chance. He challenges Sumo right now. Regret says the window’s closed. Ace says he’s reopening it, but the rest of Regret’s team come out and Ace decides not to fight.

7) In a NO DQ match, Freakshow defeats Netherworld.

8) Destruction are out. They say that they hear that Detective X is having trouble finding takers to team with him against Destruction. They suggest he and Mandonna help each other. They say they were pulling for Freakshow in that last match because they will enjoy beating the Hell out of a clown and a “not sure what it is.”

9) In a TV title match, Cadaver retains against Ronny Believer. Memphis Prince and Massacre come out and threaten him, but Cabb evens the odds. Massacre says he’s bringing in an old friend to help he and the Prince take out the hardcore trash. Cabb says they thought Brute was still recovering. MP just says “things change quickly in this business. It’s amazing what modern medicine can do. Watch yourselves.”

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March Madness 3/31/94
Mojito Beach

Before the show, Regret announced that he would voluntarily not remain at ringside for his guy’s first round matches.

1) Round 1, Match 1- Ace of Spades over Grand Manga.

2) Round 1, Match 2- Chicano over Dark Mauler.

3) Round 1, Match 3- Sumo San over VTC. San got an assist from The Flawless One. HFK came out and attacked him.

4) Round 1, Match 4-El Presidente over Great Ginzu. Ep got an assist from Manga. Al came out after this match and said that Mr. Fantasy’s leniency was making a farce of this tournament. MF came on the screen, with Ryan Regret in the background, and said Al was suspended for 1 month without pay, effective immediately, for undermining his authority.

5) Freakshow defeat Destruction for the WoW tag titles with the help of Detective X’s entrance music, which provided a timely distraction. Skeleskreem joined his men to celebrate. Destruction knocked Freakshow out of the ring and hit the Spike Piledriver on Skeleskreem. They were going for a second when Cadaver appeared and they retreated,

6) Semifinals, Match 1- Chicano, with Ryan Regret, over Ace of Spades.

7) Semifinals, Match 2- In a battle of the teammates, El Presidente defeats Sumo San. Regret and Ace of Spades are at the commentary table. AoS slugs Regret and throws him in the ring. Both Sumo and EP stop to check on their manager. Ace hits Sumo and EP with Ace Crushers, and puts EP on top for the cover. The ref counts three, but Mr. Fantasy orders the match restarted. After order is restored, EP asks why it matters, Regret has two people in the finals. Regret and MF seem to disagree, but MF finally validates the result. EP advances, and Sumo is unhappy.

8) In a Steel cage match, Samson retains the WoW title. After the match, Big Rig hits the cage and he and VV Humongous/Power Bomb Samson who goes through the ring to the floor. Big Bad Doctor shows up to help, but they jump him and Bomb him through the same hole.

9) There’s a long break because they have to repair the ring after assisting Samson and BBD back up through the hole and giving them medical attention. In the final, EP defeats Chicano after a Presidential Plancha. Chicano’s body is positioned right over where they repaired the hole from the prior match. It appears that Chicano’s pain from the move exceeds normal. After the match, he complains about the condition of the ring and says that he would’ve kicked out of the Plancha normally. Mr. Fantasy presents the trophy to Ryan instead of EP, calling tonight a “team victory”. Nobody looks happy except Regret. EP grabs the mic and says he wants his title shot right away. Regret and MF quiet him, and say that they will talk about it.

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Monday Night Live 4/4/94
ChiTown Complex

Ryan Regret and his team are out to start the show with Mr. Fantasy. MF apologizes to Regret for the way that his men were handled during March Madness. Regret “forgives” the office, but finds no fault with MF’s handling of the situation. However, he’s upset because he’s heard people backstage talking about a rift in his team. He is offended by these rumors, as his team is a well-oiled machine, and he’s going to prove it today. Chicano and El Presidente will be teaming today. MF says that as a “make-good” gesture, should they win, they will be moved to the top of the tag team rankings. Regret then asks El Presidente to make his announcement. EP says, without a lot of enthusiasm, that he’s decided to forego his WoW title shot. “For the good of the team,” he will pursue the tag titles with Chicano.

1) Penny Dreadful over Gothica.

2) Chicano and El Presidente over White Lotus.

3) Under the pretense of having information on Beer Can Man, Memphis Prince lures Cabb into an attack by Massacre. MP joins in. Ronny Believer charges in with weapons and chases MP and Massacre out of the building.

4) Big Rig and Vin Voltage over Damage Control. Rig says that they want Samson and Big, Bad Doctor together as soon as they are ready, if anyone can ever truly be ready to face something like he and Vin.

5) Avery over Zeke Mullet. Cletus Mullet tries to interfere, but MCFrosty attacks Cletus.


6) The Hunk over The Doberman.

7) Ronny Believer is out for a match against Memphis Prince. The announcers say that Prince and Massacre left the arena in a vehicle after RB drove them out. Piranha subs in as RB’s opponent, and Believer gets the win. Beer Can Man’s music hits, and out he comes. He and Ronny hug, and Ronny asks where BCM’s been. “Well, I went through a rough patch after we lost the titles. After that, I felt like the team of the year award was mocking me, and it made it worse. We lost the belts; how could anybody consider us the best team in any year?” RB, “Man, everybody loses belts. We had a great run. We can have another one.” BCM, “Maybe. I was in a dark place and did some stupid things. Nobody seemed to care, either.” RB, “Cabb and I made every effort to reach you. We were damn worried.” BCM, “that’s not what he said.” RB, “He who?” BCM, “The man who saved me….Memphis Prince. He said you and Cabb were partying like nobody’s business after I left.” RB, “Not true. The Prince is an ass. He-“ BCM, “don’t’ call my savior an ass. You can call him “sir,” but that’s it.” RB walked across the ring is disgust, and BCM quickly slid out of the ring and pulled a kendo stick from underneath it. He rolled back in, and when Ronny finally turned back to him, BCM cracked the kendo over his head. He laid into him with the stick over and over. Cabb came out, but was slowed by injury, and BCM blasted him as well. He left both men laying.

8) Exotic Rick over Reptile Ranger.

9) Mr. Fantasy and Ryan Regret come out again. MF announces that, as a further make-good to Regret’s team, Sumo San will get a TV title match at Cadaver tonight. With the help of teammates, Sumo San wins the TV title from Cadaver. The announcers tell us that Skeleskreem is still recovering from the attack by Destruction at March Madness, and is not present tonight.