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Sports Entertainment 4/14/94
Empire Gardens

1) Mandonna comes out and says that he’s willing to take on The Smooth Criminals in a handicap match if nobody will help him. He offer one final plea, but nobody answers. The Smooth Criminals defeat Mandonna.

2) Jenny Dreadful defeats Aurora. Jenny asks Aurora why she helped Penny during their lumberjack match a few weeks ago. Aurora, “you really have to think about why I would hate you, witch? It’s not that difficult.”

3) Ronny Believer calls out Beer Can Man. BCM asks if Cabb’s going to jump him. RB says Cabb’s not around tonight. BCM says he’s not coming without his kendo stick, and RB replies that he’s not afraid of BCM’s little stick. RB, “did you have a chance to watch this show while you were feeling sorry for yourself? Did you not see Cabb and I up here reaching out to you, and Memphis Prince mocking you?” BCM, “actions speak louder than words. MP may have said some things that weren’t so nice, but he was there to help when I needed it. More than I can say for you.” RB, “How come every time you go through a low point, you leech on to someone who you think is helping you. You did it with Mr. Fantasy a few years ago, you let that Apocalypse bunch make a fool of you, and now this. Did you have Daddy issues or something?” BCM threatened RB with the stick, but backed-off when Ronny stood firm. RB, “You won’t attack me face-to-face. You’re a good little soldier for the Prince. Here’s the deal. I’m not going to spend anymore time asking you to come to your senses. I don’t play that “I know you’re in there crap.” Cabb and I would rater be your friend, but we will beat your ass just as quick. Take your little stick and run home to your new pals. I’m not that interested in fighting you, although I’m sure Cabb won’t mind tossing you around the ring.” BSM, “you’ll fight me, Ronny. Either straight up, or after I’ve hit you in the back as you try to run away. Same with Cabb. The Prince, Massacre, and me will beat you when it suits us, whether you’re in agreement or not.”

4) Gorgon Tokoro over Elara Nexus.

5) The Flawless One, with Exotic Rick, over VTC.

6) Avery and MCFrosty are out. They challenge Destruction. Avery says that he already know Destruction won’t consider them a challenge, and that’s their first mistake.

7) In a Loser-Leave-Town match, Johnny Kobra defeats Max Attack. After the match, Max begs JK not to enforce the stipulation, but Kobra leads the crowd in a “Hey, Hey,GoodBye” chant.

8) The camera follows Detective X into a darkened room, but he shuts the door in the camera’s face. We hear him say, “I can’t believe I’m doing this. I think we may able to help one another.”

9) Freakshow retain the WoW tag titles against Destruction. After a ref bump, Avery and MCFrosty come out, but both are beaten up and thrown from the ring. Detective X comes out next. Destruction are distracted by him, but it doesn’t cost them. Then, Skeleskreem comes out. He and Detective X get into a shouting and shoving match at ringside. They actually enter the ring and are on the verge of fighting. Destruction are again distracted, and Dizzy use the distraction to get the pin and retain the titles. X and Skreem immediately stop arguing, and Freakshow start to go after X. Skreem calls them off as Det. X leaves.

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Weekend Attitude 4/23/94
Golden Plaza

1) Big Rig and Vin Voltage over Boomstix.

2) Ace of Spades over Fireball. Ace wanted to speak before the match, but Fireball taunted him to start the match. Ace defeats Fireball in three moves and goes back to the mic. “If this mic goes off, it’s Fantasy not wanting to hear the truth. Bottom line, because Ace is telling you, the Mr. Fantasy that we all know and hate, is back. I’m not sure he was ever gone, but he did put on a good act. Fooled me, which pisses me off. Suspending Al for disagreeing with him, aligning himself with a bunch of jackasses like Regret’s bunch, blaming others for his mistakes…where have we seen that before? Screw you, Fantasy, screw you.” Ace throws up two middle finger. “One day, very soon, I’m going to hold these two fingers right up under your nose and make you admit that you deserve ‘em. I’ve shown that I can beat everyone on your stooges’ team, and I will keep beating them till I get to you.”

3) Chicano, El Presidente, and Grand Manga over White Lotus and Great Ginzu. Regret, “Ace, I know how bad you want to get your hands on me and Mr. Fantasy. Boy, that’s a dream. These men right here, and Sumo San, are the immovable object. You are hardly a force to be bothered with, much less an irresistible one. Yes, you’ve got wins over my talent roster, but those days are over. My alliance with Fantasy is here to stay, and there’s nothing you, or anybody in WoW, can do about it.”

4) Next up is a 10-woman battle royal for $1,000 in betting chips. The participants are:

Aurora/Valley Girl/Penny Dreadful/Jenny Dreadful/Femme Fatale/Sgt. Shipley/Gothica/Succubus/Elfette/eventual winner…Gorgon Tokoro.

Notes: This was Femme Fatale’s first action since being hit by the car.
Aurora immediately went after Jenny Dreadful, who fighting with her sister, Penny. Aurora’s blindside made Jenny the first elimination. Penny wasn’t happy with Aurora’s interference.

5) Zeke Mullet, with Cletus Mullet, over Herman Nerd. Avery and MCFrosty came out and laid out both guys and Cletus. Avery, “Destruction, that’s what you’re about to face in just a few minutes.”

6) Elara Nexus come out. “You are all the most unappreciative people that I’ve ever met in multiple timelines. I have literally saved your civilization, and your lack of appreciation is disgusting. You defend a child like Spunky Sparks while hissing and booing at me…your savior. Going forward, I’m going to let you all burn. You don’t deserve me. I’m going to remain in WoW and focus on what’s best for Elara Nexus. Nobody else matters. If the Lilin pull of some superspell that cause chaos and decay, it’s your problem. I can go anywhere and anywhen I want to escape. I’m safe. You’re the ones who will be left fighting for survival in a war you cannot win. I’m the only soldier that can help you, and I don’t want to anymore.”

7) Destruction over Avery and MCFrosty. Avery and MCF don’t prove much of a challenge.

8) Detective X comes out. “Some very observant people have asked me if my exchange last week with Skeleskreem was planned- out. If we were working together to keep Destruction from winning the titles. My question is this…would I work with Skeleskreem? “ At this point, Destruction hits the ring and lays out Detective X. After the attack, Skeleskreem calmly makes his way to Detective X. Skreem, “you’re wondering why I didn’t help, aren’t you? I wanted to. I really did, but you deny me…I deny you.” Skeleskreem helps a reluctant X to his feet. Skreem,. “Now, Detective, are you ready to put all this distrust aside and own up to your commitment.” Skreem offers his hand, but X denies the shake. Det. X, “we might have common goals, but I will never shake your hand.”

9) Sumo San retains the TV title against Cadaver.

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Champ Clash 4/30/94
Silver Stadium

1) Sumo San retains the TV title against Johnny Kobra.

2) Chance Solar and Sgt. Shipley appear in an offsite interview. “I’m supposed to talk about my injuries and timetable and wedding and all that. Right now, I’ve got something more important. Detective X, please call me and tell me that I did not see what I thought I saw. There is zero excuse for working with Skeleskreem. The man is evil at his purest form. No good can come of it. Look, I owe Destruction too, more so than you. I would never stoop so low as to seek help from a creature like Skeleskreem. Stop, now, X….stop now.”

3) In a WoW tag team title match, Chicano and El Presidente defeat Freakshow to win the WoW tag titles. Cadaver tries to help, but he gets taken out by Sumo San. Skeleskreem is nowhere to be found.

4) In a NO DQ match, Beer Can Man over Ronny Believer. BCM says that this proves that Ronny was the weak link, and he should’ve recognized it from the outset. He then challenges Cabb to a singles’ match.

5) In a three-way for the Cruiserweight title, Grand Manga defeats Kannibal Keith and Blizzard to win the belt.

6) We go to a video in a cemetery. Mort Ishun is prowling around. He apologizes to Keith for not being there, but says the Dark Master has an announcement. Undermaster’s voiceover, “Dwellers in the dark and light, hear my words. There will be a reckoning, and Samson will face the unleashed rage of Hell. Where and when, I will not say, but it is coming. Mort and Kannibal Keith will be my emissaries and my vanguard. They will spread the true darkness in WoW until my triumphant return.”

7) In a Ladies’ WoW title match, Elara Nexus regains the title from Spunky Sparks. “Good things happen to those who focus on themselves and tell the world that you don’t matter to me anymore.”

8) Magnifico defeats The Hunk. You could hear a pin drop at the three-count, then the live crowd erupted. The Hunk insisted the three-count was off, and blamed the ref.

9) In a WoW title match, Samson defeats Big Rig. Vin Voltage returns for the post-match double-team. After this extracurricular action is broken up, Mr. Fantasy comes out and calls out Ryan Regret’s and his team. “Mr. Regret, I would like to acknowledge publicly the fact that your clients have acquired all but one of the men’s titles available in my promotion. This is a rare feat, and demands large-scale recognition.” Regret, “Thank you, Mr. Fantasy. However, the job is not complete. There’s still one title out there that I don’t own, and I will remedy that situation. No, couldn’t care less about the ladies’ title. Their business is of zero concern to me. Samson, you are of major concern because you have something that I covet. Something that I will have.” Ace of Spades interrupts. “This is about to make me puke, and there are a bunch of guys in the back who feel the same way.” MF, “Ace, this is not your forum. I am recognizing the achievements-“ Ace, “Achievements my ass!! Regrets a slimy little vermin from the filthiest pit on the Earth, and you are his little buddy. You’re both going to get your asses kicked after we work our way through that bunch of idiots guarding you.” Regret, “we” I only see one of you, and I’m not impressed.” Ace, “There were plenty of volunteers from those guys in the back disgusted by both of you. You wait, you trash. Payback’s coming, and it ends with me against both of you.”

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Monday Night Live 5/2/94
Mid-South Court

Al is back from his suspension. He tells us that he’s not the only familiar face that’s back tonight after an absence. However, this person has been gone a lot longer than Al’s month. He will join the main event to make it a three-way to determine Samson’s challenger for Monster Mayhem.

1) We open with a P4V commercial for Monster Mayhem. Just a few seconds in, the commercial image fades, to be replaced by the individual who sent in the video filmed in the arena rafters a few weeks ago. His identity is still undiscernible. “I didn’t want you to forget about me. I am still watching and waiting, but for what even I do not know. When the time is right, you will meet me, up close and personal. You know me, but you will not know me. I ask WoW’s pardon in high jacking your signal, but the message must get out. The camera pulls away to reveal the man is again on a catwalk above an arena. One of the announcers comments, “folks, that signal’s live. He’s up there right now.” The live cams swing upward, but there’s nothing to see.

2) In a three-way match, Spunky Sparks defeats Femme Fatale and Dandelion. After the match, the announcers ask FF if she’s any closer to finding out the driver of the black car. “It doesn’t matter who it is, it matter that will try again. The second time, they fled for their very lives. Next time, they will forfeit their vey lives.”

3) Big, Bad Doctor over Chief Buffalo. Afterwards, Samson joins BBD and they say they are ready for Vin and Big Rig. He goes on to say that if either he or BBD is pinned, he will give whoever pulls it off a title shot.

4) Detective X is with Al. “Al, people do different things for different reasons, and they might not make sense to another person who isn’t in their shoes. Chance, you must not know me as well as you think you do. Why don’t you worry about your recovery and your wedding, and keep your opinions on what I’m doing to yourself, or maybe, if I’m so untrustworthy, you need a new best man.”

5) Skeleskreem, on his way to the ring for the next match, and Det. X pass in the aisle. Skreem glances at X, but the Detective doesn’t acknowledge Skreem’s presence. Skreem goes on to beat Avery.

6) Cabb over Memphis Prince. Massacre and Beer Can Man attack, but Ronny Believer is right there. Without warning, Brute hits the ring. Massacre looks shocked, but glad to see him. He holds up Cabb for Brute to hit, but Brute hits his former partner. MP and BCM bail from the ring. Brute offers Ronny and Cabb his hand, and they accept.

7) Mad Arab over Nuclear Warhawk.

8) In a NO DQ match, Penny Dreadful defeats Gothica. Afterwards, Penny says that she and her friends can end the threat of the Lilin without Elara. In fact, Elara was holding them back. She says the Lilin feed off the energy that comes from them winning matches, and they aren’t winning enough. She says they will soon be a memory.

9) Ace of Spades and Dark Mauler are out and awaiting the third participant when Pomp & Circumstance plays, and King V is back. V goes on to pin Mauler to earn the title shot at Monster Mayhem.

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Sports Entertainment 5/12/19
The Ballroom

1) Magnifico defeats the Hunk for the second time. After the match, Hunk offers his hand. Magnifico warily accepts it, and there’s a clean shake between them.

2) Overshock and Troglo over Avery and MCFrosty.

3) Aurora calls out Jenny Dreadful. Jenny asks what’s Aurora’s problem. “Until you turned on me in the lumberjack match, I thought we were on the same side.” Aurora, “we are, and I don’t want to be. I’ve spent the last few years….years…of my life alienating my family because you put some kind of curse on the energy thing you tricked me into taking.” Jenny, “that? Sweetie, you’re really going to hate me now. Which is fine. All that thing did, besides make you stronger, was bring out the true you. Every mean thing you’ve said was already in your heart, I just turned the filter off. Too bad, so sad, You really do despise Valkyrie. Before you ask why I cursed it, it’s simple. You were a goody two-shoes, and I hate goody two-shoes. I had to see if there was more to you in your dark heart than you let on. Turns out I was right. Remember sweetie, it’s your heart. Don’t be mad at little old me.”

4) Sumo San over Ace of Spades.

5) Chance Solar is in Mr. Fantasy’s office. MF, “what happens between you and X is your problem. I think it’s pretty obvious that he and Skeleskreem have some sort of agreement. He’s making himself look bad by denying it, but it’s business. What do you want?” Chance, “Thanks for your concern about my friend, “ said sarcastically. “but that’s not why I’m here. I just want to remind you that I’ve got another week of rehab, and then Sarge and I are gone until September, as we agreed.” MF, “About that, I’m going to have to rework our agreement. When I agreed to give you the summer off, things were different with me. Plus, I didn’t expect to lose you all winter, either. So no, that doesn’t work anymore, bad for business. You and Sarge can have the first two weeks in June off, but I expect you both back here.” Chance is incredulous. “You know how much we have tied up in this whole wedding and honeymoon-“ MF, “don’t know, don’t care, Chance. Things change. This discussion is over. See yourself out.”

6) Grand Manga, El Presidente, and Chicano defeat White Lotus and Great Ginzu.

7) Cesar Sleaze over Johnny Kobra.

8) Destruction are out. “We don’t care if Skeleskreem and Detective X are in cahoots are not. Having them in the same place for the inevitable beating they have coming will actually come in handy. X, ‘fess up. Don’t leave poor little Skeleskreem crying for his new best friend. You two come on out, together, and we will hurt you both again. Chance Solar, sorry about the bad news from Fantasy. Guys a jerk, but you know that. We know your back injury was faked. We know you’re a coward. Fantasy’s done something right for the first time in long time because he’s forced your hand. You want more time off, get in the ring with us. You can share a hospital room with X and Skeleskreem.”

9) Elara Nexus retains the Ladies’ title against Sgt. Shipley.

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Weekend Attitude 5/21/94
Rassletorium

1) VTC and HFK versus Perfection goes to a 20-minute time-limit draw.

2) King V is with Al. He says the Samson is the reason that he came back. He’s one of the few men in the entire industry that he’s never wrestled. He calls Samson a one-trick pony, and he’s figured out the one-trick. “Samson’s success is smoke and mirrors, and I know how to clear the smoke and break the mirrors. Once he’s faced with the sad truth about himself, he’s just another man without a lot of ability.”

3) Overshock over El Presidente.

4) Valkyrie over Gorgon Tokoro. Aurora tried to approach her sister after the match, but she wouldn’t have anything to do with her.

5) Detective X comes out. He wants to clear the air, so he calls out Skeleskreem. “Everybody listen up. I don’t like this man, and he doesn’t like me.” Skreem, “I don’t not like you.” X, “ Shut up, ‘Skreem. We have the same goals right now, and I’m using him like he’s using me-“ Skreem, “That’s just it…I’m not using you. I genuinely want to help you get back at Destruction.” X, “ there’s not a genuine bone in your body.” Skreem, “you’ve been listening to Chance again. I’m willing to help him get back at Destruction, but I don’t think he likes me.” X, “ I don’t like you.” Skreem, “but you tolerate me, so that’s progress.” X, “stop talking, please. Destruction, as dysfunctional as we sound, we both know how to get a job done and we will get payback on you two.” Det.X walks out without acknowledging Skeleskreem.

6) Big Rig and Vin Voltage over Samson and Big, Bad Doctor. BR will receive another title shot.

7) In a NO DQ match, Brimstone over Dizzy Lixx.

8) A production assistant approaches Femme Fatale backstage and says there’s something she should see in the parking lot. She takes her to a black car which FF believes is the one that hit her. With the heavily tinted windows, it’s impossible to tell if the car’s occupied. All doors are locked. FF starts yelling for a crowbar, but nobody is forthcoming. She heads back into the building, but as she passes a dumpster, a figure attacks her from behind. FF is pulled behind the dumpster. We hear the sound of “something” being smashed into the dumpster several times, and FF staggers out with a bloodied face and collapses.

9) In a Cruiserweight title match, Grand Manga retains against Magnifico.

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Monster Mayhem 5/28/94
Olympus Colosseum

1) Elara Nexus retains the WoW Ladies’ title against Valkyrie.

2) The Lilin are out. Succubus says it’s nice to see Elara defending her title and staying out of their business. Jenny Dreadful wishes all the other “busybody bitches, like her sister, would mind their own business. Penny, you have no idea what our goals are or how this or that works with us. Yes, we’ve lost matches. You’ve beaten me several times. I admit it. See, sweetie, you’re thinking small time. Our back-up plans have back-up plans, not that you can do anything about any of our plans.” Gothica, “I’ve been in WoW since day one. I’ve allied with a lot people. I’ve wrestled Succubus to the death. These women with me right now are the best allies I’ve ever had. I want Succubus at my back, because going face-to-face isn’t fun. Jenny’s got a lot to learn, but Penny, she will be more than you ever could be. For the first time in over a decade, I’m in the best place I can be. I feel rejuvenated, and the people who stand in our way are going to shed blood while trying, and failing miserably, to stop us.”

3) Memphis Prince, Beer Can Man, and Massacre over Ronny Believer, Cabb, and Brute. Massacre avoids Brute the entire match. After the match, Ronny Believer and Cabb are handcuffed to the ring post. MP and his men work over Brute hard for a long time. RB and Cabb are finally released and run off their opponents.

4) Sumo San retains the TV title against Dizzy Lixx.

5) We see a commercial for the Tag Team Invitational Tournament in 4 weeks. The highlighted teams are Destruction and Dark Mauler/Mad Arab.

6) In a WoW tag team title match, Chicano and El Presidente retain against Troglo and Overshock. Ace of Spades attacks after the match and lays out both of Regret’s guys with Ace Crushers.

7) HDK over The Flawless One.

8) Samson retains the WoW title over King V.

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Monday Night Live 6/6/94
Boston Arena

1) Destruction over Boomstix. Chopper says that he’s hearing a lot of teams talking about wanting to face Destruction, but very little action. He tells them to put up or shut up.

2) Sumo San, with Ryan Regret, over Masakari, Mr. Bonsai.

3) Damage Control over Cesar Sleaze and Magnus Muscle. Quan says that they feel they’re no longer a priority to the office, and they are out to prove that nobody sidelines Damage Control.

4) Great Ginzu over Grand Manga.

5) Zeke Mullet, with Cletus Mullet, over Herman Nerd.

6) Kjng V over Jet Set Strutter.

7) Beer Can Man over Ronny Believer.

8) Aurora over Jenny Dreadful. The Lilin attack post-match. Aurora holds her own even though outnumbered, but eventually gets overwhelmed. She gets no help.

9) In a three-way to determine the next challenge to the Cruiserweight title, Cabb defeats Kannibal Keith and Killer Klown.

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Sports Entertainment 6/16/94
Canada Centre

1) We open with Skeleskreem. He says that he’s not concerned with others’ opinions of him and how he chooses to manage his career. He considers Detective X a valuable ally, even if “The Good Detective” is ashamed of their alliance. As a show of good faith, he’s dissolving The 5. He says that Freakshow and Cadaver are on their own. His only priority is working alongside Detective X to get revenge on Destruction. He then reminds us that the only grudge Detective X holds against Destruction is on behalf of his “friend”, Chance Solar, whom they put on the shelf for several months. “While my colleague has put his career on hold, and his reputation at stake by aligning with me, to avenge his friend, said friend has done nothing but negatively judge the Detective for his actions. Interesting.”

2) Ace of Spades over Grand Manga. Ace continues to attack GM after the bell. He admits that he’s trying to soften up Manga so that Cabb or one of the other challengers can take the Cruiserweight title. “He (Manga) only had a title because he’s one of Regret’s and Fantasy’s stooges. I may not qualify for this belt, but I’m going to make it easier for someone who deserves it to win it.” Ace is attacked by Manga’s teammates.

3) The Smooth Criminals over The Insectoids.

4) White Lotus and Great Ginzu, with Mr. Bonsai, over Mean Streets and Johnny Kobra.

5) Cadaver over Blizzard.

6) Mandonna’s Boutique, which we haven’t seen in years, is back. He is his own guest. He says he’s through asking. He’s tired of being beaten up by The Smooth Criminals. He apparently has no friends in WoW. He has offered to pay guys to team with him, but nobody will even accept money to ally with him. He’s done. The Smooth Criminals win, as he’s leaving WoW. Just then Chief Buffalo walks on. “Mandonna, I know people think you’re weird. I’m probably going to get treated like a bigger piece of crap in the locker room than I already do, but I know how you feel. We’re both weird guys who do their own thing. I like American Indians and you like…whatever it is you like. We have nothing in common except we do our own thing and accept the consequences. You want help from a fellow weirdo, you got it.” Buffalo offers his hand, but Mandonna hugs him and break down crying. Buffalo tries to extricate himself to no avail as we cut away.

7) Massacre over Fireball. Massacre addresses the crowd. He says if anyone’s wondering why Brute showed up and got taken out so quickly, it was because he wasn’t ready to come back yet. “Brute’s as stupid as he is tough. He couldn’t handle me teaming with anyone else, so he tried to come back to early to teach me a lesson. He got the lesson. Don’t mess with the Prince and his royal guards. If the fool had just waited, we were going to bring him on and reform the Gladiators. He ruined that. I doubt you’ll be seeing him again, but should he try something so stupid as another comeback, we will put him right back on the sidelines.”

8) Mr. Fantasy comes out and says he has a big surprise for the fans. The wedding of Chance Solar and Sgt. Shipley was this past weekend. He had been invited, but couldn’t go at the last minute because “he had to wash his dog.” However, he paid a few people for their footage of the service and reception, and he’s going to show it right now. Before he begins, Al comes out to protest. “You promised Chance and the Sarge that their wedding would not become part of WoW programming.” MF, “I changed my mind. I can do whatever I want. I forgot that for several months and got run over. No more. I will own and operate my company the way I see fit, and if you keep bucking me, Al, you will be suspended or fired again. Run the footage.” We are shown some fairly routine video footage of part of the ceremony. Detective X and Spunky are standing with the bride and groom, and several other wrestlers are attendants. We then cut to the reception, which is, again, fairly routine footage. Fantasy then says, “watch this.” We cut to Chance and the Detective talking by themselves. The conversation does not appear friendly. Finally, Spunky walks up and pulls the Detective away. Back live, Fantasy says that he got several reports that things were frosty all night between Chance and his best man. There was undisguised pleasure in his voice. “Chance, I know you and Sarge are going to be mad at me for doing this, but….I don’t really care. You owe me something for all those months you were out with that supposed back injury. I consider us even, for now.”

9) Chicano and El Presidente retain the WoW Tag titles against Damage Control.

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Weekend Attitude 6/24/94
Cattle Castle

Al opens with a couple of announcements. As reparation for using the wedding footage without permission, Mr. Fantasy has given Chance Solar a TV title match in today’s main event. He is then joined by Destruction. They say that Detective X and Skeleskreem have to prove their worth as a team before they will sign a contract to face them. Cutthroat says that in order to prove Skeleskreem’s sincerity, they will be facing his former charges, Freakshow.


1) We open with a commercial for the Tag Team Invitational P4V. The featured teams are Ronny Believer and Cabb, and White Lotus. The rest of the field will include Destruction, Dark Mauler and Mad Arab, Freakshow, Netherworld, Troglo and Overshock, and Memphis Prince and Beer Can Man.

2) The Smooth Criminals over Mandonna and Chief Buffalo. The SC work over Buffalo post-match and tell him that he’d “been better off letting Mandonna quit.”


3) Memphis Prince, Beer Can Man, and Massacre are out. BCM says that he and the Prince will be eliminating Believer and Cabb in the first round next week. The Prince reiterates this promise and says he wants to change the subject for moment, as he considers Cabb and Believer to be in the past. He calls out King V and says he shouldn’t have returned with that name. “I hear Valedictorian is available. You can call yourself whatever you want, except King. There’s only room for one royal family in WoW, and it’s mine.”

4) Dandelion, Mynx, and Elfette defeat The Lilin. Elfette is particularly effective against them. She’s not always on the same page as her teammates, however. She leaves without them.

5) Avery over Cesar Sleaze.

6) Cadaver is sitting in a dark room. He says “Enter,” and Kannibal Keith and Mort Ishun join him. Mort, “you’ve been released by the scumbag, Skeleskreem. How do you feel?” Cadaver, “Unchained. He’s not fit to lead one such as I.” Keith, “that is for certain. I realized that early and prepared my exit strategy.” Cadaver, “why do you two care?” Mort, “are you ready to be led by the King of Hell himself?” Cadaver, “His return is imminent?” Keith, “not imminent, but underway. Everything must be perfect. Mort is a superb surrogate. Please consider our offer.”

7) Skeleskreem and Detective X over Freakshow.

8) Destruction come back out. Chopper says they are actually impressed. ‘Skreem appears to make Det. X a little more aggro, while X has made Skreem a little more focused. They’re an ok team that’s worthy to be beaten up by ‘Throat and me. That’ll be as far as they go though. Their little revenge fantasies will die slowly and painfully beneath our fists and feet.”


9) Sumo San, with Ryan Regret, retains the TV title against Chance Solar. Before the match, Chance says this “little make-good doesn’t clear the air between us after Fantasy’s betrayal. There will be more discussion between them, and Sarge will be involved next time. Fantasy does not want to get on her bad side.” Chicano, El Presidente, and Grand Manga come out. Chicano, “Yo, Solar. Just talked to Fantasy. His message is for you to shut your mouth or we will do it the hard way. Your choice, but he doesn’t want to hear about that wedding bs again.” Chance, “we’re far from done.” Chicano, “then it’s the hard way.” Regret orders an attack. They’re about to overwhelm Solar when Ace of Spades hits the ring for the save. They fight off Regret’s men and shake hands.

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Tag Team Invitational 6/30/94
London Grounds

1) Round 1, Match 1- Destruction over Dark Mauler and The Mad Arab.

2) Round 1, Match 2 -Freakshow over Netherworld.

3) Round 1, Match 3 –Troglo and Overshock defeat White Lotus, with Mr. Bonsai.

4) Round 1, Match 4 – Memphis Prince and Beer Can Man over Cabb and Ronny Believer.

5) In a WoW Ladies’ title match, Elara Nexus defeats Gorgon Tokoro to retain.

6) Semifinals –Destruction over Freakshow.

7) Semifinals – Troglo and Overshock over Memphis Prince and Beer Can Man.

8) Detective X and Chance Solar come out together. Chance, “we need to solve this issue. I don’t like you allying with Skeleskreem, and you don’t care. I can’t align myself with some who would work with a monster like that.” X, “you hypocrite. If you look at the winning team of this very tournament, in 1985, the plaque reads Arizona Chance and Slashmaster. You remember that? Slashmaster is now calling himself “The King of Hell.” You can’t get more evil than that.” Chance, “there were circumstances…” X, “there are circumstances here. I’m trying to get payback for you!! Did Destruction’s dropping you on your head twice give you amnesia” Chance, “I don’t want you to sell your soul to avenge me.” X, “Sell your soul? Don’t be so dramatic.” Solar, “there is no depth too low for Skeleskreem to sink to bring you to his side.” X, “His side is my side for right now. That’s all I need to know. I’m done here. Don’t make me choose. I have a job to do, and I will use whatever resources are at my disposal to complete it.”

9) In the tournament final, Destruction defeats Troglo and Overshock to win the 1984 Tag Team Invitational. Mr. Fantasy comes out for the presentation. Ryan Regret and the tag champs soon follow. Regret, “our list of enemies grows again. In this case, gentlemen, we consider it an honor to defend against the mighty Destruction.” Chopper, “whatever. Let’s get this thing under contract so we can get those titles again. We’ve been the nest team in WoW since the day we got here. Those belts are just let us show that fact off. We want them back.” Destruction walk out on the group in the ring. They look annoyed. As Destruction pass through the entrance, Detective X and Skeleskreem attack them. We fade as the teams fight.

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Monday Night Raw 7/3/94
Prince Charlie Hall

1) We open with WoW champion, Samson. Samson gives a rundown of the men he’s defeated since last October when he won the title. He says he’s glad that he was successful against Vin Voltage and Big Rig, as they were his toughest opponents to date. He closes by saying that he doesn’t know who WoW is going to put in the opposite corner next, but he’s up for any challenge.

2) Destruction over Detective X and Skeleskreem.

3) Next up is a 10-woman battle royal. The participants are:

Aurora/Devastatia/Valley Girl/Ms. Misery/Jenny Dreadful/Valkyrie/Femme Fatale/Mynx/Penny Dreadful/Eventual winner….Gorgon Tokoro.

4) We go backstage to Mr. Fantasy’s office where Chance Solar and Ace of Spades are holding back Sgt. Shipley. She is trying to get at Fantasy. Fantasy says that if they don’t calm her down, he will ask Regret to have his men “escort all three of you out of here with extreme prejudice.” He says that he “can’t believe she’s still mad about the wedding crap. So what? I showed a few minutes of boring footage. The crowd almost went to sleep until they saw your hubby and his best friend about to fight.” Chance, “My deal with X isn’t your business, Fantasy.” Fantasy jumps up, “Chance, if I can make money of it, your piss breaks become my business, and you WILL accept it. My company….my rules.” Sarge gets away and is across the desk. Fantasy backs up and picks up a phone. Before he can hit a number, Ace grabs the base, rips it out of the wall, and smashes it on the ground. Ace, “As much as I’d love to beat the Hell of Regret’s losers right now, this is about these 2 and your betrayal. I personally want to see Sarge scratch your beady little eyes out.” Chance has corralled Sarge, and Fantasy is cowering behind a potted plant. Fantasy, “Get out now! All of you. Remember, Sarge, this will cost you. I’m not sure how, but you will regret this little incident.”

5) Mandonna over Jacko Pop. Mandonna thanks Chief Buffalo for trying to help him, but says “it’s no use.”

6) King V over Ninja Star.

7) The Average Son over Johnny Kobra.

8) Elfette over Gothica.

9) Suicide defeats Cadaver and Great Ginzu in a three-way match. Cadaver and Ginzu were fighting for TV title shots, while Suicide was fighting for a contract. This would’ve been his last chance for two years had he come up short.

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Sports Entertainment 7/13/94
Chitown Complex

1) Suicide over Brimstone

2) Memphis Prince, Beer Can Man, and Massacre are out. BCM says that he actually feels bad for what he had to do to Ronny Believer, but says that he had it coming. MP tells BCM not to ever feel bad about hurting someone who deserves it. Massacre adds that he thoroughly enjoyed every beating he’s ever delivered, especially the one to his old partner. MP says that King V’s got a little time left to consider a change to his look, or there will be consequences. Finally, he says that he’s got big news for the very near future that will be revealed soon. A certain champion is about to have a lot to worry about.

3) Big, Bad Doctor over Big Rig.

4) Elfette over Succubus. Penny Dreadful comes out and tells Elfette that Elara Nexus was a fool all along. “You are the key to stopping the Lilin, Elfette. You are a combination of science and sorcery unlike anything we’ve seen. Your energies are outside their realm of control, and they know it. Everyone understands that you don’t trust many people, but we are here for you.”

5) We cut backstage to see Femme Fatale and Devastatia assaulting Sgt. Shipley. Spunky Sparks limp form lies on the ground to the side. Chance Solar runs off his wife’s attackers.

6) Sumo San, Chicano, and El Presidente over White Lotus and Great Ginzu.

7) Dirk Dungeon over Killer Klown.

8) Detective X and Skeleskreem are out. They both say that they will not address anything involving Chance Solar as they consider the matter closed. If Chance isn’t willing to stoop to the level of Destruction in order to defeat them, then that’s his problem. ‘Skreem vows that he and X will hold the tag titles before Destruction does. X says that’s quite a promise since Destruction have a challenge coming up. ‘Skreem tells X not to ask, and he can’t get in trouble for knowing. X agrees. He says his teaming with Skeleskreem may be unconventional, but it works.

9) In a NO DQ match, Elara Nexus retains the Ladies' title  against Gorgon Tokoro.

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Weekend Attitude 7/23/94
Empire Gardens

1) Kannibal Keith over Average Son.

2) Boomstix over Dark Mauler and the Mad Arab.

3) Vin Voltage over Jet Set Strutter.

4) Mean Streets over White Lotus, with Mr. Bonsai. After years of coming up short against White Lotus, MS pick up a win. Everyone is shocked. Even Great Ginzu comes down to talk to his teammates. They watch MS celebrate for a long time, and grow more frustrated. Finally, the Japanese contingent leaves.

5) Sumo San, El Presidente, and Chicano are out with Ryan Regret. Regret and his team share a laugh at all the “bad attempts at humor they’ve heard the last few weeks.” He cites Skeleskreem’s comments that they will win the win the tag titles before Destruction. “Destruction are supposed to be the ultimate ass-kicking tough guys, and we don’t give them more than a passing thought. We consider them literally zero threat. If we aren’t bothered by them, then why would a couple of guys like Skeleskreem and the Detective bother us? I’ve always found Skreem to be a bit delusional, but statements like that is more than a bit. He is a sick, mentally-ill person that needs to be in a padded room. What’s also funny as Hell is to see White Lotus self-destructing out of embarrassment. We’ve beaten them down to the point they can no longer defeat Mean Streets, and those guys suck. What can I say? It’s good to be me or associated with me. Don’t expect that to change for a long time. “

6) Chance Solar and Ace of Spades over Avery and MCFrosty.

7) Massacre over Tatters Gage.

8) A commercial begins for the Ladies Night P4v. It stops suddenly, and Mr. Fantasy is in the ring. “I have cut short that little commercial because it no longer applies. Next week’s P4V will be called the Red, White, and Blue Bash. Ladies Night is cancelled. Why? Sgt. Shipley. She attempted to attack me over that stupid wedding crap, and I am punishing her for it. You people will learn that you do not cross me…period. If you try, you will lose…every time. I fully understand that I am punishing the entire women’s division as well as Shipley, and that’s exactly my reason. All you ladies upset at the loss of payday feel free to take it out on her. Hard. Now, just so you ladies won’t feel totally left out, there will be a beauty contest at the Bash. I know how much you love those. Take that out on Shipley as well. I will add that Samson will be defending his title against the Memphis Prince. This match will have a 30-minute time-limit instead of the usual hour, just because I feel like screwing with people. To sum up. Ladies, if you’re so inclined, kick the crap out of Shipley for me.”

9) In a WoW Cruiserweight title match, Grand Manga retained against Cabb.

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Red, White, and Blue Bash 7/30/94
Mojito Beach

Mr. Fantasy opened the show by reminding everyone that this was supposed to be Ladies’ Night, and why it wasn’t. The live crowd got under his skin by chanting “Sarge, Sarge, Sarge…” throughout the night. Al explained that there would be as change in the Tag title match as Destruction had transportation problems. Regret offered the spot to Skeleskreem and Detective X who quickly accepted.

1) Skeleskreem and Detective X won the WoW tag team titles from Chicano and El Presidente. The ex-champs were angry at their manager for his actions. Chance Solar came out and told X that if he’d been patient that their team could’ve won the belts, instead, he had to stoop to teaming with Skeleskreem. “On top of that, your teaming with this guy was about some revenge plan against Destruction. These belts have nothing to do with that plan. X, be careful.” ‘Skreem, “Solar, get out of our party. Stop trying to sabotage your old friend’s success just because your jealous that we’re a better team than yours ever was.”

2) Ace of Spades over Sumo San and Cadaver in a three-way match.

3) The Smooth Criminals are out. They call out Mandonna. They suggest that he follow through on his promise to leave since his one shot at finding a friend was a miserable failure….like Mandonna himself. Mandonna agreed and said he’s already made the choice. He was here to say goodbye. Vegas said that nobody cared and that he was just embarrassing himself. Mandonna turned to leave when Valkyrie walked out. Ezekiel said that one of the women has decided to take a parting shot. Mandonna looked resigned to another beating. Instead, Val strode to the ring and attacked both of the Criminals. She beat on them till they both ran right into Mandonna who levelled Vegas. Val shook Mandonna’s hand and said that she was here for him.

4) In a Cruiserweight title match, Grand Manga retains against Suicide.

5) Next up is the beauty pageant, or at least what was billed that way. The truth soon came out. After all participants were announced (Devastatia, Femme Fatale, Valley Girl, Jenny Dreadful, Succubus, and Spunky Sparks), people quickly realize that Spunky is alone in a group of enemies. Jenny Dreadful says that this really isn’t a beauty pageant. Mr. Fantasy would never “embarrass his favorite female wrestlers
with such an objectifying event. This is our way of getting back at the Sarge for costing us our show…we’re taking it out on Sarge’s little buddy.” With that, all 5 ladies attacked Sparks. Spunky was overwhelmed quickly. Sarge hit the ring to aid her friend, but quickly fell to the numbers. Female wrestlers friendly to Shipley and Sparks tried to help, but were blocked out by the attackers. Finally, Chance Solar hit the ring. As angry as he was, he was hesitant to strike any of the ladies. He received a few shots due to his chivalry, but this allowed Sarge’s and Spunky’s female friends to gain access to the ring. Femme Fatale was being chased by Mynx. Instead of heading up the ramp towards the main entrance, she tried to get away by running around the set piece that served as the entrance platform. As she did so, a black car drove onto the arena floor. FF hesitated, then tried to get into the car. All doors were locked. This particular vehicle had a sunroof, where the others had not. The sunroof opens and FF jumps onto the hood and looks inside. Her face is a combination of anger and shock. Two arms appear from inside and drag her into the car. The sunroof closes. The car rocks violently for a few seconds, then backs out of the area and out through the roll-down garage doors and into the night.

6) Samson and Memphis Prince fight to a 30-minute time-limit draw. After the match, Beer Can Man and Massacre attack. Samson fights them off himself.