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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Oct 27, 2022 16:07:09 GMT -5
BUZZFED.COM SPECIAL REPORT
WHAT YOU DIDN'T SEE ON GLORY LAST NIGHT
another week another wild video from backstage at jwa glory, where chief buffalo couldn't be contained. take a look and we'll break it down after.
(cellphone video shows buffalo rampaging, knocking over crates, boxes, everything. not speaking, just destroying, like he never stopped last week. he starts to smash on some lighting equipment and a few crew members try to get in the way before he electrocutes himself, he throws the key grips around like rag dolls. more crew members surround him and after a moment, he goes still again. the video cuts out)
so, what do we see? break it down
first, he's smashing but he's not targeting any person. which makes us wonder, is he really after ashe, or is he just after carnage?
second, he goes after the lighting equipment, if this is random, don't think anything of it, but could it be an intentional a message directed at kip whistler? maybe he is mad about ashe and all the other new blood coming in as his career plateaus.
then, watch him throw those crewmen. there's no bigger takeaway...just...wow.
finally, it's easy to think that he couldn't fight off the big group but look at this slowed down gif when he gets surrounded.
(gif shows a shadowy figure walk by, stop, one head turns, and then the shadowy figure leaves and buffalo is still)
there's that shadowy figure again! whoever they are seems to have the magic touch, to start or stop the rampages whenever they want. could it be caitlyn jerker coming back? trembleberry with a master plan? someone else?!?
who knows which buffalo we'll get at guts and gory, but whoever it is, it'll be worth watching!
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Oct 27, 2022 18:08:57 GMT -5
Arizona’s Digifoto
Arizona sits in a high backed leather chair, next to an oak side table with an antique highball glass filled with amber liqueur. Behind him are his accomplishments displayed proudly in shadowboxes and mounted on plaques— two JWA World Titles, two JWA Tag Titles, four Jammies, and one empty placed marked “reserved for future J-1 trophy”. He raises the highball glass and begins to speak.
“I’d like to raise a toast to a guy who had a hell of a scheme, great execution, and almost got everything he wanted. Rodd Puttergill, here’s to you. You got me suspended. You almost got me fired. You played back office politics exceptionally well. You played the dirt sheets like a fiddle. You almost ruined my career, and my reputation. Cheers.” Arizona takes a sip, then abruptly pours the drink onto the floor.
“But I think it’s more appropriate at this time, Rodd, if I pour one out for you instead, because in two short days, your wrestling career will begin and end. Your epitaph will read, ‘Here lies Rodd Puttergill, the world record holder for shortest professional wrestling career, and a guy who thought he was a lot smarter than he actually was.’
See, I’m not going to do any permanent damage to you Rodd. I made a promise to dear ol’ Kip, and he’s a man worthy of my respect. But he never said anything about causing you pain. Rodd, according to reflexology, which you sure didn’t study in broadcasting school, there are 361 distinct pressure points in the human body. I know exactly how to manipulate each one of them to cause you enough pain to never set foot inside that sacred squared circle again— not because you can’t, but because you won’t.
So, do yourself a favor. Don’t tell any of your friends what’s happening Saturday, unless you want to be known as ‘that squealing guy’ forever. Don’t let your lovely wife watch, I don’t want to ruin your marriage. Just understand— you’ve made this bed you have to lie in. See you Saturday.”
Arizona pours himself another glass, takes a small sip, and raises it to the camera.
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Oct 28, 2022 10:53:26 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Toni Cruise is backstage after Glory. By the looks of things it's towards the end of the night as most things are packed away and crew are leaving. "Lord" Taylor Thorin walks out of his private dressing room accompanied by several well dressed women and Tembleberry (who also has a lady on his arm). A couple of crew members follow, pulling the Lords baggage.
TONI: "My Lord, can we get a quick word on tonight? Why didn't you get involved in the match? Which in the end cost you a chance at the Tag Team titles?"
THORIN: "I don't know what you mean Toni? The Duke and I agreed upon a plan. The plan went exactly as was agreed. The Duke just slipped at the end, which may lead to getting his Duke status revoked by the way Ms Cruise. Anyway, it's onwards and upwards for the Lord! I hear there's some kind of singles tournament coming up, meant to be a big deal. A big shiny trophy like that would make a fine addition to the mansion! Anyway, now, be gone Ms Cruise, I have a boat party to attend!"
With that, "Lord" Thorin and his entourage depart and the video ends.
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Chad Shredsbury
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Oct 28, 2022 11:48:08 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Chesterton Shredsbury and Pierre the Enormous sit next to one another on chairs in a waiting room of some sort. They, of course, have the JWA Tag Team Titles with them.
Chesterton. Just like you said, brother, Penguino and Tommy End will be our long awaited challengers for the gold. You most surely called it. And dude, how random that they are fellows with whom we have met with in multiple previous tag matches, albeit with other partners. But you must admit they look tough together.
Pierre. Not tough enough, little bro. Dos this place have beer?
Chesterton. I’m afraid not. It’s not that kind of place.
Pierre. Ok. I brought my own.
Pierre leans over in his chair, which looks tiny with him on it, and grabs a satchel from the empty seat beside him. He gently pulls out a case of beers and pops the top off one with two fingers and chugs the whole thing down.
Chesterton. I’m delighted to see how this J1 goes too, bro. I’ve been looking forward to it since do first set foot here in JWA. And I was most pleased to see that we aren’t in the same block. Cause there’s no way of want to fight you, big guy.
Pierre finishes sucking down a third beer and burps loudly.
Pierre. Well… we will fight In The finals if we both win.
Chesterton. Whoa…. I had not even thought of that. You see, everybody always goes on about your size and your power, brother, but people don’t give you enough credit for that big brain up there. You are a beacon of wisdom in this world, mate.
A girl comes out and looks at the two of them. Sh is wearing a smock that reads “Downtown Tanning” and a name tag which reads “Sera”.
Sera. Mr. Shredsbury? And Mr… Enormous? Your booth is ready, but I… I think your friend may have to use our stand up spray tan shower. I simply don’t think our beds can accommodate a man of his… his…
Chesterton. His enormity! I know, right? I was totally wondering how long you were going to take to figure out that there’s no way my bro here can fit in any of those things. Honestly, you guys should consider that there is a population of uncommonly mammoth folks out there who may need a tan just like the lot of us. But it’s all good. Big bro, you cool with a spray tan?
Pierre spits out his beer.
Pierre. No! No spray tan. Why you even need to tan all you do is surf all day? And I don’t want to tan.
Chesteron. No tan? Dude, if you aren’t going to tan then why did you come to the salon with me?
Pierre. I thought we were getting pedicures.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Oct 28, 2022 22:08:54 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on chirpy
“A quick note before #GutsAndGory tomorrow: as a good friend reminded me, it’s never too early or too late to do the right thing. So to Mr Rodd Puttergill, I whole heartedly and unreservedly apologize for calling you by the other variations on your given name throughout our history. I will forthwith refer to you, as you request by your preferred name…Rodd. 1/2
“To that end, Rodd, a word of advice before you face Arizona Chance from someone who has fought alongside him, and against him a few times: Run.
Run away and keep running.
Facing Arizona is no place for amateurs, and while some might call you cowardly, I would say you would show discretion: the better part of valor.” #FriendlyTip 2/2
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Oct 30, 2022 14:30:31 GMT -5
JWA.COM Exclusive
HONEST SAL: I’m backstage with the recently reinstated Arizona Chance, who punched his ticket to the J-1 with an easy victory over the debuting Rodd Puttergill. Arizona, your thoughts?
ARIZONA: First of all, I meant what I said after the match. Rodd did not immediately tap out, and instead his corner man threw in the towel. That showed a toughness I didn’t realize he had, and that he took his training seriously. That’s all I wanted, was that he take the business seriously. Now, on to more important things.
I have been harping on about the J-1 for months, and with good reason. Technically, you can win the world title or the tag title on any given Tuesday, but you can only win the J-1 once a year. That’s it. That makes it the most difficult to win prize in the JWA. Not to mention that with the expanded field this year, you have to finish at the top of your bracket after five grueling matches, then win the finals. It’s physically, mentally, emotionally, and existentially taxing.
SAL: You mentioned the expanded field this year. Have you looked at your bracket?
ARIZONA: I have Sal. I can win all five matches… or I could lose all five. My first match will be against Penguino, who I hold an edge against— but who bested me the last time we met. After that is Pierre, who I’ve teamed with and against, and who always presents a big challenge. Add to that Bad Lucky Wucky Bradley, Chief Buffalo, and the flamboyant Duke Mongoose, who may well be world champion by the time this airs… I’ve got my work cut out for me. I’m headed home to prep. Have a great night Sal!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Oct 31, 2022 12:15:09 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Toni Cruise: The main event of Guts & Gory 2022 is in the books as Red Pirate Rogers successfully defends his JWA World Heavyweight Championship. That being said, I'm joined at this time by the man he defeated, Duke Mongoose.
Duke Mongoose: HE defeated?!?! HE DEFEATED?!?! Give an assist to that fat, lousy old pirate Taboo Tuesday and that harpy... that harlot... that JEZEBEL... at ringside! How was Big Daddy Duke supposed to overcome three on one odds? I'm having flashbacks to the finals of the Tag Lottery!
Toni: Some might say that Jessie and Tabu at ringside actually benefitted you more than anything, as they often drew the referee's attention away from some of your, shall we say, underhanded tactics?
Duke: Well some people are really stupid, Toni!
Toni: The J-1 Pinnacle Tournament starts this week on Glory and you're in the B block. Your first opponent is someone you're very familiar with, Bad Luck Bradley.
Duke: The "Hot Ten in Memphis" guy? Didn't I already crush him?
Toni: Prior matches don't count during the J-1, Duke. Bradley has just as much of a shot at winning it as you do.
Duke: Are you ribbing me? That guy can't tie his own shoes without help, let alone defeat The Doctor of Debauchery in the squared circle! It looks like Bad Luck Bradley is going to be the first man to fall on my path to getting another shot at the JWA World Heavyweight Title!
Toni: There you have it fans, some choice words from Duke Mongoose. Stay tuned for more exclusives and don't miss the J-1 Pinnacle Tournament all this month on Glory!
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Oct 31, 2022 14:57:48 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on Digifoto
(A point of view picture on a sailboat deck with a tropical drink, a bikini-clad Jessie, and Tabu fishing off the stern, plus the JWA title laid in front of him)
A brief moment of respite in the non-stop world of elite wrestling. I'm grateful for my crew without whom it wouldn't be possible (and no, not in the typical shenanigans way, but because they keep me fit and prepare strategems to suit every occasion).
For all the fun I've had at his expense, I also want to thank Duke Mongoose. He may be old school, but his performance last night proves that sometimes there's no school like the old school. He would have earned the title and been a worthy champion, but I'm greatful to be where I am, #ANDSTILL #ATYOURCOMMAND
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Nov 1, 2022 13:46:12 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on Digifoto (A point of view picture on a sailboat deck with a tropical drink, a bikini-clad Jessie, and Tabu fishing off the stern, plus the JWA title laid in front of him) A brief moment of respite in the non-stop world of elite wrestling. I'm grateful for my crew without whom it wouldn't be possible (and no, not in the typical shenanigans way, but because they keep me fit and prepare strategems to suit every occasion). For all the fun I've had at his expense, I also want to thank Duke Mongoose. He may be old school, but his performance last night proves that sometimes there's no school like the old school. He would have earned the title and been a worthy champion, but I'm greatful to be where I am, #ANDSTILL #ATYOURCOMMAND @zonachance on Digifoto Nobody deserves this more. Live your best life. Congrats on the big win. #redchampionrogers |
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Nov 1, 2022 13:59:03 GMT -5
JWA.com video
My music plays in the background of a video that shows me in a hoodie, jogging down Pennsylvania St in Indy. I go past the soldiers and sailors memorial, across the parking lot of Prime 47, down the sidewalk next to Gainbridge Fieldhouse, and in front of Lucas Oil Stadium. I continue past the camera, and jog further from the vantage point as displayed on the screen is this graphic:
RETURNING AFTER THE J-1
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Nov 1, 2022 15:46:53 GMT -5
JWA.com video My music plays in the background of a video that shows me in a hoodie, jogging down Pennsylvania St in Indy. I go past the soldiers and sailors memorial, across the parking lot of Prime 47, down the sidewalk next to Gainbridge Fieldhouse, and in front of Lucas Oil Stadium. I continue past the camera, and jog further from the vantage point as displayed on the screen is this graphic: RETURNING AFTER THE J-1 OOC: YEAH BROTHER I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE DIRT SHEETS FRIENDO BECAUSE BAD NEWS BRAD IS THE HOTTEST PIECE OF MEAT ON THE BLOCK AND HE'S FIRST IN LINE TO LOCK FISTS WITH MICK CALIGAN. |
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Nov 1, 2022 16:34:30 GMT -5
JWA.com video My music plays in the background of a video that shows me in a hoodie, jogging down Pennsylvania St in Indy. I go past the soldiers and sailors memorial, across the parking lot of Prime 47, down the sidewalk next to Gainbridge Fieldhouse, and in front of Lucas Oil Stadium. I continue past the camera, and jog further from the vantage point as displayed on the screen is this graphic: RETURNING AFTER THE J-1 OOC: YEAH BROTHER I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE DIRT SHEETS FRIENDO BECAUSE BAD NEWS BRAD IS THE HOTTEST PIECE OF MEAT ON THE BLOCK AND HE'S FIRST IN LINE TO LOCK FISTS WITH MICK CALIGAN. OOC: I fail to see how this is out of character.  |
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Post by Penguino on Nov 1, 2022 18:41:43 GMT -5
JWA.com video My music plays in the background of a video that shows me in a hoodie, jogging down Pennsylvania St in Indy. I go past the soldiers and sailors memorial, across the parking lot of Prime 47, down the sidewalk next to Gainbridge Fieldhouse, and in front of Lucas Oil Stadium. I continue past the camera, and jog further from the vantage point as displayed on the screen is this graphic: RETURNING AFTER THE J-1 OOC: YEAH BROTHER I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE DIRT SHEETS FRIENDO BECAUSE BAD NEWS BRAD IS THE HOTTEST PIECE OF MEAT ON THE BLOCK AND HE'S FIRST IN LINE TO LOCK FISTS WITH MICK CALIGAN. OOC: same here |
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Nov 2, 2022 18:29:50 GMT -5
Arizona rolls into Killies with a smile on his face. “Jackson, let everyone know their first drink is on me tonight!” As Jackson makes the announcement, Arizona waits patiently. “Angel’s Envy tonight Jax. Oh, and if Pierre or Penguino show up, send them my way.”
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Post by Penguino on Nov 2, 2022 19:49:27 GMT -5
Penguino walks into killies after Jackson talks to Arizona and it is a ruckus in the corner. Penguino is pissed off at Johnny because he tried to make him cheat and Kobra is trying to get on his good side.
Penguino “C’mon man you need to be better than that.”
Kobra “I’m trying it’s just hard to change when you have been cheating for so long. And you were gonna kill him if you listened.”
Penguino “WELL I DIDN,T WANT TO KILL HIM I WANTED TO WIN!”
Penguino storms off to Jackson who gives him the free tab that Arizona gave to him and points him in his direction.
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