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Post by Penguino on Jan 5, 2024 13:29:39 GMT -5
JWA.com exclusivesPenguino is backstage alone when Toni Cruise spots him with her camera crew for an interview
Toni “I’m here with one half of the JWA tag team champions here and Penguino how do you feel about possibly not being in the pay over view despite being a champion.”
Penguino “Well listen Toni I’m not the first tag team champion to not be on a pay per view and I sure as hell won’t be the last so I’m completely fine with it. Duke probably disagrees with me and is going to call the whole roster a giant group of chickens but I’m personally finen with it.”
Toni “How do you feel about the recent JWA exclusives video with Chad Shredsbury where his surfboard held your skeleton among several others being stepped on.”
Penguino “Me and Chad’s beef had been a long time coming, first starting out with when I tried to help take over the JWA with Buffalo and Slashmaster but after that we were fine, and then Johnny found him suspicious earlier this year so we did research on it, The clumsy Californian definelty hates me more than I hate him because well we exposed his but I particularly had no hatred until he took out my student, that’s what got me mad but I got over it and Billy has recovered so I could care less, I took what all that needed to be taken from him.”
Toni “That was a long rant, anyway while your in a tag team how do you plan to focus on a singles career.”
Penguino “I don’t, the tag team championship is the most valuable thing I’ve won in my career so far and I want to make it last, after the dust is settled and me and Mongoose are broken up like we know we will be them I’ll focus on my singles matches, right now I just train and try to keep those belts, now Toni I have to go for my daily Slide training so goodbye.”
Toni “And that was Penguino delivered to you’o. Man how does Mack Caliber do those crazy rhymes.”
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Jan 5, 2024 22:48:17 GMT -5
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I’m standing on a street corner in Indy. Over one shoulder is Lucas Oil Stadium, and over the other is the Indiana Convention Center.
I bet you’re wondering why I wasn’t on Glory. Let me tell you, it’s a real long story. But I’m gonna keep that long take short. I didn’t need to be there, sport.
See, I’m not one to sit in catering. So, sorry, Kip, that your viewership was cratering. Give me time next week, and I’ll do my bit. And I’ll talk about your main eventer Rogers, that piece of ****.
Yeah, I heard you Red, “You could’ve reached out.” With a leg in a cast and a shoulder in a sling, no doubt. Get out of here with that mess, you got too big for your britches. And now you’ve left me with no choice but to leave you with stitches.
Bruises, sprains, strains, concussions, and contusions. All of them are in your future, so there’s no confusion. When will all this happen you might ask? You’ll find out when you’re wearing a crimson mask.
See y’all this week.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Jan 6, 2024 22:13:53 GMT -5
Winter: Yes it is I. The greatest talent ever singed to the JWA, "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex. Know, last episode of Glory didn't exactly go my way. But to assure you I will not let this opportunity pass. I don't see this triple threat match against Jessie and Artemis as a harder challenge. Why I think of it as an easier challenge. You see all I need is for Artemis and Jessie to just beat the crap out of each other and then I come from behind and boom the victory is mine. The winner is moi and the future 2x JWA Women's World Champion, "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex. I mean I understand why Jessie would be made at me clearly cause she is jealous of my amazing talents but Artemis wouldn't hurt me... Right? I mean, I haven't done anything to her, except that gold star situation backstage but whatever. That's all in the past and let's just have bygones be bygones. Forgive and forget, bury the hatchet, come to terms, soyons amis. I mean if Kip was really smart, what he should have done is make the match at Destiny a 3v1 Handicap match against Daisy. And if someone from our team won the match I would be awarded the championship. I mean duh, Kip wants what's best for business and this is an opportunity wasted. Now it's time for another, Winter Hex Productions featuring the most modern script I could find. Take it away maestro.
Winter Hex Production
Which thing to do: If this poor trash of Venice, whom I trace (Jessie Aldean) For her quick hunting, stand the putting on, I’ll have our dear Artemis on the hip, Abuse her to the Moor in the right garb Make the Moor thank me, love me and reward me For making her egregiously an ass And practising upon her peace and quiet Even to madness.
’Tis here, but yet confused Knavery’s plain face is never seen till used.
-Fin-
Winter: huh, not the best timing production of mine. But like what are the odds Artemis sees this? And if she does sees this she'll know that I truly mean no harm and that I would never hurt that woman. But anyways au revivor I must say goodbye.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jan 7, 2024 9:28:35 GMT -5
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Arizona is taking a break between sets at the gym. Sweat emblazons his workout T-shirt, which is an old Chesterton Shredsbury shirt that reads “Shred the Gnar”. He turns to the camera.
Listen, I couldn’t help but think after I heard Mack Caliber speak that he might be trying something this week on Glory involving my good friend Red Pirate Rogers. And something Omega said to me a couple weeks ago about how I haven’t been there for my friend… So here’s the deal. Mack, if you try to interfere, I’ll be there. And I still haven’t forgotten how my wife and I took you in and you betrayed every bit of kindness we showed you, so if you want to wake up that beast, you’ll have to deal with those consequences too.
And Chad— wanna sit down for a face to face on Glory this week? I bet the JWA fans would love to hear from both of us ahead of Destiny.
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Jan 7, 2024 21:18:48 GMT -5
@huntressartemis on Chirpy
So, Winter Hex wants to get Shakespearian? I've always preferred the Hellenic epics to the Bard's work. But, well, here's what I have to say. Jessie Aldean's hopes of a title shot are as dead as Tybalt. And while it's a shame Winter Hex must serve as my Mercutio, if I am the Romeo, that title belt will be my Juliet. And at Destiny, Daisy Turner will be the Paris, slain to reconnect the star-crossed lovers. Only difference is I'm not a damned fool who couldn't wait a few minutes to ensure my prize was still there waiting for me.
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Jan 7, 2024 22:34:06 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive Arizona is taking a break between sets at the gym. Sweat emblazons his workout T-shirt, which is an old Chesterton Shredsbury shirt that reads “Shred the Gnar”. He turns to the camera.Listen, I couldn’t help but think after I heard Mack Caliber speak that he might be trying something this week on Glory involving my good friend Red Pirate Rogers. And something Omega said to me a couple weeks ago about how I haven’t been there for my friend… So here’s the deal. Mack, if you try to interfere, I’ll be there. And I still haven’t forgotten how my wife and I took you in and you betrayed every bit of kindness we showed you, so if you want to wake up that beast, you’ll have to deal with those consequences too. And Chad— wanna sit down for a face to face on Glory this week? I bet the JWA fans would love to hear from both of us ahead of Destiny. JWA.com exclusive. Chad Shredsbury stands outside a sauna, towel with his own face on it around his waist. Chad. Aribrona. I’ll be there, dude. Chad turns and steps into the sauna, the door swings closed behind him.
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jan 8, 2024 5:43:16 GMT -5
Black screen VOICEOVER: “This week on JWA Glory…” Black and white stilled images show the rivalry between Red Pirate Rogers and Lord Taylor Thorin set to Hans Zimmer’s “Wheel of Fortune”. VOICEOVER: “What started as a blood feud between two men with opposing views unravelled a sinister plot that threatened to tear the very fabric of the JWA into pieces…” More still images are shown elaborating on the plot by the East India Trading Company and their manipulation of Thorin and Rogers. VOICEOVER: “What the East India Trading Company did not foresee was that Rogers & Thorin would uncover their plot and team together…but the numbers were still in evil company’s favour until…” We are shown footage of Omega & Diablo joining up with Rogers. VOICEOVER: “This week..the final chapter in this saga unfolds. The very future of the JWA will change forever.”
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jan 8, 2024 16:45:19 GMT -5
OOC: sorry for huge spacing, wrote this at work in word then just copied and pasted over here.
Edit - fixed.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Jan 9, 2024 1:08:09 GMT -5
BUZZ-FED.COM Exclusive Unlimited Data in Japan By Daisuke Kawashima (Translated by Jackson Wills) It appears the JWA Women's duo of Sakura Watanabe and the JWA Women's World Champion Daisy Turner are currently in Japan doing shows for local Japanese companies. Although they have been sightseeing together in places like Kyoko, Tokyo, Yokohama and Hiroshima walking around the shops and malls they have confirmed that they will not be wrestling in shows together. Unlimited Data will not be teaming up together in Japan nor will they face each other.
Daisy has told us that while they have travelled together she will only be spending the week there for 1 show for the company JONAH inside the Maeda Arena in Aomori Japan. After this show she will be heading back to the USA as she wants to watch the #1 contenders battle set between "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex, "The Mean Queen" Jessie Aldean and "The Huntress" Artemis over in the states.
While on the other side of things Sakura will be staying there taking many show for the promotion SUNDOM up until her match against Kazuko Jin at JWA Destiny in a prison cell match. all 3 matches have been confirmed for Sakura's trip and they are as followed: Sakura Watanabe vs Mieko the fighting sex doll in Ryōgoku Kokugikan, Sakura teaming up with Yoko Konya, SUNDOM Openweight Ultra champion Ohta Oyama and SUNDOM Juniors Champion Kana Azuma to take on Kazuko Jin's faction teammates; Takara Ogasawara, Kumi Nakatomi, Junko Matsui and Rumiko Adachi otherwise known as Akushitsu in Aritake Arena. The final match will be Sakura reuniting with her former tag team partner and ace of SUNDOM, Kyoko Hamamatsu to take on Keiko Yoshioka and the new SUNDOM Japanese Champion Chitose Kanno in Korakuen Hall. All will take place in Tokyo Japan.
Other top stories: Destiny Line-up - Everything you need to know about this years JWA Destiny Mack is Back - Follow up on Mack Calibers return to JWA 2024 Predictions - Check out our predictions of what's going to happen in 2024 Prison Cell - The Rules and what to expect in a Prison Cell Match
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jan 9, 2024 1:37:45 GMT -5
The usual Killie's Crew, Omega, Diablo, Troglo, Huggy, and Black Cat are in a pair of booths. when Bullingham and the rest of EITC walk in, glairing at Diablo and Omega.
Bullingham: Fitting they'd frequent such a dirge of an establishment, regardless, they act in defiance of the East India Trade Company, and must be dealt with fittingly.
Jax: 'Ey, if you're gonna disrespect my establishment like that, you can see yourself out.
Bullingham motioned for Viggins, Punter, and Blunt to move towards Jax, leading to the Crew approaching them, and the group heading outside.
Bullingham: Omega Satyros and Diablo, you have been found in contempt of EITC business, and must be handle as such.
Omega: And what do you think you're going to do about it?
Viggins reels back to hit Omega, but Black Cat intercepts him, mashing a beer bottle over Viggins' head. Punter and Blunt attempt to get in the bar to grab Jax, accusing him of being an accomplice in Omega's and Diablo's dealings, but Troglo knocks both of them to the floor before applying matching Larynx Grips to both men. Troglo picks them both up, still holding on, and throws them towards Bullingham and Viggins. Bullingham collects his men and moves to head off.
Bullingham: There's a bounty on your heads, and we will collect.
Diablo: Collect this.
Diablo plants Viggins with the Demon's Kiss. Omega plants Punter with a Satyr Kick, and Black Cat lays out Nic Blunt with a Lights Out Bullingham drags them back up and they leave. Jax heads outside.
Jax: Thanks for that, this next round's on the house.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jan 11, 2024 9:07:36 GMT -5
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Arizona is still sitting in the med room with ice on his groin when Red Pirate Rogers is assisted to the med room. After passing a quick concussion check and getting his gash checked and cleaned up, he is given an ice pack for his forehead.
ARIZONA: Red, tonight has not been a good night. Especially considering Ronnie and I have our anniversary this weekend, and you had that cover shoot for Pirate Monthly scheduled.
Rogers looks awkwardly at Chance, then gives a weary laugh like you would to a bad dad joke.
ARIZONA: How long have you been here now? Two or three years? And I think we’ve both purposely avoided outright teaming with each other, even though neither of us has said it. As Puumba said in the Lion King, you’ve got to leave your behind in the past, right? But the way I see it, you have a Mack Caliber problem, and I have a Chad Shredsbury problem… and although it sure seems that you have people you can count on to watch your back, I’ve got nobody to watch mine.
Red, no man is an island unto himself, and I’m tired of being an island. I’d like to call in a favor and ask Kip for a match before Destiny— a match where Chad and Mack learn from some real pros how retribution works in this business— but only if you’re willing. Red, are you up for a reunion of the Adventurers?
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Jan 11, 2024 10:26:52 GMT -5
JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE BRAD AT THE COMPOUND
The camera fades in on two Jammy awards on a very badly built shelf. A zoom out and Brad is sitting on a bunk below, smiling widely. As he stands, the camera pans out further to reveal that the bed and shelf is attached to a single wall on the middle of a vibrant construction site. People walk past carrying planks, sawing wood, drilling holes, hammering nails and holding ladders. The sound of construction flows together to create a beat, one that is of a living, breathing, growing place. As Brad stands, an enormous concrete statue in the background is in the process of being demolished, a cage built around it, dozens of figures chipping away at it with chisels. It's face is missing.
Brad: I know some of you Bad Luck Others out there have been wondering where I've been, where Bad Brad and Sephy-Wephy have scurried off to. No doubt you thought we limped off, tails between our legs.
He walks past a shack in construction, leans on a pole and accidentally sets off a Rube Goldberg series of events that ends in an entire bucket of plaster landing on some well-meaning builders.
Brad: Well, you ain't wrong. I was hurt by our loss, let me tell you what. I was disappointed. Not angry, not raging at the Monster Penguinster or Juicy Mongoosey, nope. The best team won after all. I was angry at myself. I was annoyed that I didn't get the win for myself and for Sephy-Wephy.
He keeps walking, moving into an active minefield as others duck for cover. Drones set off controlled explosions and rocks are hurled to trigger mines before Brad blows his leg off.
Brad: I'm always looking for a story, for a resolution, for the next chapter and I really thought that the belts would be it. But it wasn't and it ain't, and I was feeling mite sorry for myself, I tell you.
Brad has now moved into, for an unknown reason, a shooting range. A horse has become untied and runs rampant, dragging several stabelboys. A helicopter crashes in the distance, riddled with the bullets from weapons quickly aimed upwards.
Brad: I got some growing to do, it seems. I got some maturing. I thought I was better than this and I thought wrong. For now, I'll take a break for a week or two, train, find my thoughts. Family. Friends. This is what's important in life for me right now.
As the camera pans away, we see that Brad's unknown trail of destruction has engulfed the Compound. A man runs past on fire. An ambulance arrives. A mob with pitchforks and torches arrive to chastise Brad. He looks into the sunset, always oblivious.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jan 11, 2024 13:53:19 GMT -5
JWA.com Arizona is still sitting in the med room with ice on his groin when Red Pirate Rogers is assisted to the med room. After passing a quick concussion check and getting his gash checked and cleaned up, he is given an ice pack for his forehead.ARIZONA: Red, tonight has not been a good night. Especially considering Ronnie and I have our anniversary this weekend, and you had that cover shoot for Pirate Monthly scheduled. Rogers looks awkwardly at Chance, then gives a weary laugh like you would to a bad dad joke.ARIZONA: How long have you been here now? Two or three years? And I think we’ve both purposely avoided outright teaming with each other, even though neither of us has said it. As Puumba said in the Lion King, you’ve got to leave your behind in the past, right? But the way I see it, you have a Mack Caliber problem, and I have a Chad Shredsbury problem… and although it sure seems that you have people you can count on to watch your back, I’ve got nobody to watch mine. Red, no man is an island unto himself, and I’m tired of being an island. I’d like to call in a favor and ask Kip for a match before Destiny— a match where Chad and Mack learn from some real pros how retribution works in this business— but only if you’re willing. Red, are you up for a reunion of the Adventurers? Red looks at Arizona and lets out a big sigh... "Champ...at your command." They smile and reach out to clasp hands and recreate their version of the Predator handshake meme...but both wince and grimace at the movement and noise...they're old after all
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jan 12, 2024 7:18:52 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
It's been a busy day signing matches at the JWA offices! Just signed for Destiny: Red Pirate Rogers vs. Mack Caliber! Also signed for Destiny will be Duke Mongoose & Penguino defending the World Tag Team Titles against Legado del Infierno! Last, but not least, signed for the January 23/24 Glory will be a Destiny preview tag battle pitting Arizona Chance & Red Pirate Rogers against Chad Shredsbury & Mack Caliber! Things are heating up to kick off 2024!
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Jan 12, 2024 13:33:59 GMT -5
Via @jwameanqueen on Chirpy
I don't really hold grudges. It's just so petty and childish, and I'm above that nonsense.
But...
If anyone deserves to have his butt whooped and get his ugly mug busted open, it's Red Pirate Rogers. Good job Mack Caliber. (kissy face emoji)
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