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Tournament of Queen 12/23/83
Chitown Complex
Sold Out
3544/43/**

The announcers welcome everyone to the ChiTown Complex for the 1983 Tournament of Queens. They say to soak in the atmosphere, because, after last night’s debacle at the awards presentation, WoW has been banned by the arena’s ownership from returning. WoW is also on the hook for some expensive repairs. Al has asked them not to show footage so as not to give the instigators any more publicity. One of the biggest travesties of the evening is that the event was called off before the Wrestler of the Year could be announced. They bring in Lyndi Harker, who is holding the trophy. They apologize on behalf of WoW for Harker not getting her moment in the sun. She tells them it’s not necessary for them to apologize, but she knows those who should be never will. She starts to make a comment about Ryan Regret, but stops herself and says she’s not going down that path. Those who need to be dealt with will be dealt with. She thanks everyone for their support.

1) In the first round of the ToQ, Gothica defeats Aurora. The announcers tell us that Aurora almost didn’t get cleared for tonight after the shot she took from Troglo during last night’s fracas.

2) In her return to the ring, Madame Tiki defeats Auntie Voodoo.

3) Princess Starbright over Valley Girl. The Queen of Mean tries to interfere, but Spunky Sparks cuts her off.

4) In the final first-round match, The Queen of Mean barely defeats Spunky Sparks. It’s the best match of the tournament.

5) Barbaric Nature successfully retain the WoW Tag Titles with a disqualification win over The American Heroes. The unusual DQ came when the Heroes finally lost their tempers after BN’s normal brutality drove them over the edge. They complained to the ref that they were just “fighting fire with fire”, but he ignored their pleas.

6) In the first match of Round Two, Madame Tiki defeated Gothica.

7) In the other Round Two match, Princess Starbright defeated the Queen of Mean. Before the match, Al barred anyone from ringside under penalty of fine and suspension.

8) In another great match, Valedictorian successfully defended the WoW title against Dicky Thunderbird. As Thunderbird passed through the opening on his way to the back, he was jumped by Death Star Boy.

9) In the ToQ final, Madame Tiki defeated Princess Starbright. Due to the size difference, there wasn’t much Princess could muster in the way of offense. The match was fought cleanly, and the women exchanged hugs before and after the match. Lyndi Harker came out and shook Tiki’s hand. Tiki said, “I know we’re friends, but I’m a competitor first. You know I want that title back.” Harker replied, “I would expect nothing less, but I also know that you’re an honorable competitor, and I can expect an honorable fight. That will be a nice change of pace.” Tiki agreed.

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1983 ends with what I hope you found to be "a bang".

See you in '84!!

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Superstar Saturday 1/7/84
Empire Gardens
Sold Out
2250/47/***

1) In a three-way to determine the next challenger for Zeke Mullet’s TV Title, Terry Van Winkle defeated The Annihilator and Fireball. Annihilator attacked Fireball after the match, and the two men brawled their way to the back.

2) Valley Girl over Spunky Sparks.

3) Ninja Star over Red Pirate Rogers.

4) We cut to an interview with Average Guy in his home. Rex Spectrum is on Guy’s own TV. Rex asks how Guy’s been since the attack. Guy says he has no memory of anything that happened until he woke up in the hospital the next morning. The last thing he remembers is talking to Norman, Tiki, and Ace in catering before the show, which was about three hours before the attack. Rex says that we know Evil Empire didn’t do it directly, since they were already in the ring. Everyone is guessing it was a hit job, but EE are denying even that. The security cameras in the backstage area gave no help. Guy says that he should be back next week, and he and Ace will figure out what happened. Whoever the perp is, Guy says, “his future is looking very, very bleak.”

5) Bug Buster over Yuppie VP w/ Mr. Tycoon. The Insectoids came out again to harass BB, but they distracted Yuppie instead and this gave BB the win. The Bugg Brothers then tried to attack BB, but he got away again. In the process of trying to get to BB, they had bumped Mr. Tycoon. Wall Street then laid out the Insectoids, much to BB’s amusement.

6) Ace Arcadium over The Flawless One. Ace said that tonight’s win was a change of direction for him. He’s spent a lot of time exposing Dark Invader over the past year. Now, he’s redirecting his focus back on his career, and winning titles.

7) Cesar Sleaze, with Helga Schmidt, over Roboelectro. With Helga by his side, Sleaze looks confidant again, and gets his win back. Sleaze takes Helga into the ring. He tells her that he needs her by his side, she is his anchor. Before he can go on, Chief Buffalo’s music hits and he joins them. His presence brightens her up. Sleaze reminds her of his promise to get her a Ladies’ title match. She warms to Sleaze and asks him when that might happen. Sleaze says that when he gets a TV title match, he will get her a ladies’ title match. She kisses him, and Buffalo looks angry.

8) Dicky Thunderbird over Death Star Boy with Dark Invader.

9) Arizona Chance retains the Cruiserweight Title against O’ Hooligan.

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Sunday Night Slam 1/15/84
Golden Plaza
1225/45/**

1) Spunky Sparks over The Queen of Mean. The Queen goes hysterical over the loss, and throws a tantrum. Sparks says that “she’s not acting the queen of anything. Well, maybe the queen of crybabies. She’s always telling all the other girls that I act too much like a little girl to be in wrestling. Well, win or lose, I act more grown-up than she does.”

2) The Insectoids meet Nerd Alert in a rematch. This time, the Nerds meet the Bugg’s more aggressive style with one of their own. Bug Buster’s presence distracts the Buggs, and Herman hits Mark Bugg from behind with a prop Star Trek phaser for the three count.

3) Fireball comes up to The Annihilator backstage and challenges him to a match. He goes to snatch the sunglasses of Annihilator’s face, but the gets his wrist grabbed and stopped. Fireball head-butts Annihilator. Annihilator doesn’t flinch, but he releases Fireball’s arm.

4) Glam and Mynx over Gothica and Auntie Voodoo. Glam defeats Gothica with Synergy. Auntie takes a mic. She tells Gothica that their relationship has had its ups and downs. They’ve fought and they’ve teamed. They’ve been kindred spirits and mortal enemies. Gothica asks her what she’s talking about. Auntie said that “you have helped me make an important decision. She told me that I couldn’t trust anybody else to help me get the job done. I’ve had the wrong allies. Gothica, I’m done with you. Next time you see Auntie, things will be very different.” Gothica replied, “Listen, I team with you out of convenience. You dumping me means nothing to me. I could’ve dropped you at any time, both as a partner and opponent.” Auntie laughed and said, “Girl, you’ve just shortened your career. My people don’t like want-to-bes bad-mouthing us.” Gothica, “I don’t know or care who these new people are, but if they’re putting their trust in you, they are a stupid bunch of losers.”

5) Big Boss, Jr. comes down with the Mullets. Zeke tries to leave ringside, but Boss orders him to watch his brother’s back. Zeke refuses to make his presence known in the match despite Boss’ objections. Boss waves a piece of paper in Zeke’s face, and Zeke rips it out of Boss’ hand and eats it. Boss tells him, “I’ve got photocopies.” In the match, Jessie Wild defeats Cletus. Zeke refuses to attack Jessie after the match.

6) Next is a commercial for the upcoming Battle Royale P4v. Feature are four of the twenty competitors, Brit Buckingham, Reptile Ranger, and two debuts, Freedom Fighter and Japanese legend, Gran Manga.

7) The Blade Blasters defeat Evil Empire.

8) Barbaric Nature, Cutthroat Carter, and Poppa Choppa are out. Carter says that Ryan Regret may lose his sight because of what Aurora did. All Ryan was trying to do was break up the brawl, and he was severely injured for trying to be a peacemaker. He says that while any of the four would love to finish off Aurora themselves, “fighting broads ain’t our style.” He says that Ryan will send somebody to handle that piece of business.

9) Valedictorian over Jet Set Strutter to retain the WoW Championship. He is joined by The Flawless One post-match. Valedictorian says that he has another defense at Battle Royale, but he has no one to challenge him. They are running scared. He “begs” somebody to step up. Ninja Star’s music plays and he comes out. Val asks, “Are you stepping up?” Ninja bows and nods, and Val says he will see him at Battle Royale.

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Weekend Wrasslin’ 1/21/84
Rassletorium
Sold Out
950/43/**

The announcers welcome us as we see scenes from backstage. Zeke Mullet comes out of a room and slams the door. Big Boss, Jr. follows waving a piece of paper. Zeke grabs the paper and eats it. Boss says he wishes Zeke would quit doing that since it accomplishes nothing. “I can get photocopies made until you puke from eating them”. Zeke says that he may have signed a contract, but Boss isn’t his boss. Boss disagrees and encourages him to actually read the thing. “You are dangerously close to insubordination, and there are steps that I can and will take to bring you in line with my vision.”

1) Fireball over The Annihilator.

2) He-Beast, with Dungeon Crawler, over Poppa Choppa. After the match, BN came out of the crowd and took out Crawler. They worked over He-Beast, then held him up in the center of the ring, taking the occasional cheap shot. Cutthroat Carter demanded that Aurora come out and accept her punishment, or He-Beast would be carved up like a turkey. She came out and slowly made her way to the ring. He-Beast implored her to leave. As she got to ringside, Roboelectro charged from the back like a missile and hit the ring. He took out all four of Regret’s guys at once. Aurora helped her brother out as Robo fought them off. As it looked like he would get overwhelmed, Dungeon Crawler returned to help him and Carter called for a retreat.

3) Buzzsaw and Lazer came out next. ‘Saw had a singles’ match with Troglo. It took Barbaric Nature a long time to come out, and the whole crew came with them. The ref said that Lazer and one of Troglo’s allies could stay. The Mad Arab motioned for the others to leave. Buzzsaw was dominating Troglo until The Arab attacked Lazer outside the ring. This distraction allowed Troglo to hit Buzzsaw with his club for a pinfall. Choppa and Carter came back out to attack the Blasters. He-Beast, Dungeon Crawler, and Roboelectro came out to the assist, but Troglo cut them off with club shots. This time, Regret’s team stood tall with 5 opponents laid out.

4) Backstage, we see Helga Schmidt talking to Cesar Sleaze and Chief Buffalo. She’s trying to convince them that they would make a great team. Chief agrees, but Sleaze doesn’t. Sleaze says that he was in an established team with a guy he liked a lot better than Buffalo, and that didn’t work out. Buffalo says that we don’t have to like each other to be successful. Sleaze reminds her of their deal. He gets a TV title match, and she gets a Ladies’ match. Helga says she’s aware of that, but the tag thing is just a contingency. Sleaze says that “once I’m TV champ again, we won’t need any contingencies…or him (motioning towards the Chief).

5) Wall Street over The Dobermans.

6) Chameleon Kid over Juan Tijuana.

7) We come up on The Mullets arguing. Cletus is telling Zeke to listen to Boss. Boss comes up and says listen to Cletus. “I know what’s best for your career.” Cletus “reminds” Zeke that while he’s a powerful fighter, he’s not exactly a rocket scientist. Boss says that “next time I tell you do something, you do it. Now let’s go.” Boss and The Mullets walk off. The camera pans out and we see Lyndi Harker was just around the corner, listening.

8) Arizona Chance successfully defends the Cruiserweight Title against O’ Hooligan. Chance tells O’ Hooligan that he’s used up all his chances. O’ Hooligan says that he’s “bored” with the Cruiserweight stuff. “In fact, I’m kinda bored with all this. I may pull a Brohan, and make a movie or something.”
9) In a clean, well-fought match, Madame Tiki ends the title run of her friend, Lyndi Harker. The women acknowledge each other before and after the match. Norman comes out to celebrate with his wife

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Battle Royale 1/30/84
Olympus Colosseum
10215/48/***

1) Barbaric Nature was scheduled to defend against the Blade Blasters, but Buzzsaw was still concussed from Troglo’s club shot. Due to the controversial ending of their last match with BN, The American Heroes are awarded the title shot. BN retain in less-controversial fashion this time.

2) Aurora over Gothica.

3) Ace Arcadium and Average Guy are with Honest Al. Guy says that he’s been cleared by WoW medical. Ace asks about his memory, and Guy says still no change there. The docs say it could come back tomorrow, six months, or never. He thanks Ace for stepping in for him, and helping Norman get his payback. He says that now he owes somebody some payback, but he doesn’t have a clue as to who. “This individual better pray to whatever unholy deity he worships that my memory don’t come back!” Ace said it was his pleasure to help expose Evil Empire in the ring and in the boss’ office. Guy starts to say something about Mr. Fantasy when he stops. He mentions watching the match between Evil Empire and Ace & Norman. Ace asks him what about it. “Before the match, you (Ace) said something,” he pauses, “Excuse me, gents.” Guy walks off leaving Al and Ace confused.

4) In a WoW world title match, The Valedictorian defeats Ninja Star.

5) The 1984 Battle Royale is the main event. The participants are:

Brit Buckingham/Reptile Ranger/Freedom Fighter/Bobby Blitzworth/Mighty Leo/Roboelectro/Terry Van Winkle/Jet Set Strutter/Cesar Sleaze/O’ Hooligan/Max Attack/Ruffian/Johnny Kobra/Cutthroat Carter/Vladimir the Cruel/Magnus Muscle/Zen/Fireball/Chameleon Kid/and eventual winner….in his WoW debut…Gran Manga!!

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Superstar Saturday 2/4/84
The Ballroom
Great Crowd
1060/45/***

1) BASILISK are in the ring when we open. Countess says they enjoyed the rest their illegal suspension granted them, and now they’re back to complete their mission. Before they do, however, she has two introductions to make. During their downtime, they didn’t stagnate, they grew. First, someone who should’ve been in BASILISK all along over that traitorous coward Succubus. Countess acknowledges a rare error in judgement. She calls out Auntie Voodoo. Finally, we present a man who thought he was on control of a situation, but he was mistaken. Ninja Star thought he could infiltrate BASILISK, but he was the one being infiltrated. BASILISK used him from day one, and the fruits of their labor have paid off…presenting Ninja Shadow!! Out came Ninja Star in his white outfit. This time, his gee had the BASILISK logo on the back. He bows to Countess and Skullgore.

2) In a three-way match, Arizona Chance defeats He-Beast and The Shark.

3) In a Trios match, Barbaric Nature and Poppa Choppa defeat Fireball, Drool, and Jessie Wild.

4) Average Guy is backstage, seemingly agitated. He tells a production assistant he’s meeting Ace Arcadium. Princess Starbright walks up. She says, “Guy, be careful with Ace.” Guy asks what she means, but she suddenly says, “Hi, Ace,” and takes off. Ace walks up. “You wanted to talk, Guy?” Guy apologizes for running out on Ace and Al last week, but he thought of something that needed attention right then. Guy tells Ace that at the beginning of the match where he and Norman took on Evil Empire that “you said I asked you to take my place.” Ace nods. Guy says that the medical staff told me that I didn’t say a word from the time they found me until the next morning when I woke up. I was out the whole time. “I couldn’t have asked you that.” Ace says, “Guy, I can explain why the medics didn’t hear it, but you asked me. It was very soft, you were barely coherent, they probably just couldn’t hear you. You did ask.” Guy says “it’s cool, brother. Just wanted to get your take on that. He just couldn’t hear me whispering, I guess.” They hug and Ace leaves. Guy still looks concerned. Starbright steps out from around the corner and they lock eyes.

5) Moon Man over Crash.

6) Vladimir the Cruel over Bug Buster. Once again, The Insectoids presence distracts BB enough to cost him the match.

7) Chameleon Kid over Ruffian with Johnny Kobra.

8) Chief Buffalo, with Helga Schmidt, over Max Attack.

9) In a TV title match, Zeke Mullet retain against Terry Van Winkle. Boss orders Zeke to attack Terry after the pin. He’s reluctant, but Boss pulls another copy of his contract and waves it in Zeke’s face. Cletus tells Boss to make Zeke feed Terry the contract. Zeke takes it, balls it up, and sticks the ball lightly in Terry’s mouth. Devin Van Winkle hits the ring and slugs Cletus. Boss bails and tells Zeke to defend him. Zeke takes a slow, looping punch which Devin dodges, then bails himself and walks up the aisle.

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Sunday Night Slam 2/12/84
Rassletorium
Great Crowd
1427/47/***

1) Jet Set Strutter over The Flawless One. JSS says that was a message for your master, Valedictorian. TFO says he’s my friend not my master. JSS says you keep believing that, but as soon as you become dead weight, you’re gone.

2) Lyndi Harker over Mother Russia by Disqualification. Mother tried to use a foreign object.

3) Conquer & Command over 8-Bit. Iron Mask called it a “tune up” before they win their tag titles back.

4) Auntie Voodoo and Gorgon Tokoro, with Countess, over Princess Starbright and Sgt. Shipley.

5) Cesar Sleaze, with Helga Schmidt, over Devin Van Winkle. Helga played a hand in the victory.

6) Average Guy is with Honest Al. Guy says the wheels are turning now. Things are happening. “People ask me why I haven’t wrestled since being cleared. “Why” is because my first match back is going to be against one man. I don’t know his identity yet, but I’m getting close.” Al asks again about Guy’s memory. Guy says it’s not his memory, but the guy got careless. “He didn’t cover all his bases like he thinks he did. Sometimes, the bright light from a star is enough to cast off the darkness, if you will.”

7) Magnus Muscle over Skullgore. Freedom Fighter came to the ring and stared down Skullgore. He wouldn’t speak. MM used this distraction to roll him up for the pin.

8) Freedom Fighter remained at ringside after Skullgore left. He was joined by The American Heroes. War Hawk says their friend is choosing not to speak right now, but they’ve talked to him at length, and their visions for WoW are aligned. With the Cimmeternians no longer focused on BASILISK, it’s time for the Heroes and their allies to pick up the torch. The Cimmeternians weakened BASILISK, and the Heroes will end it. BASILISK is a threat to all nations, and what they did to Cimmeternia will never be forgotten lest history be allowed to repeat itself.

9) In a WoW tag title match, The Blade Blasters win the titles by defeating Barbaric Nature in a No-Holds-Barred Match. . Conquer & Command came out and demanded a rematch. Cutthroat Carter came out and said that Barbaric Nature wasn’t out of the picture either. Lazer told both teams to bring it. The Blasters are stronger than ever, and will own the tag division.

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Weekend Wrasslin’ 2/18/84
Boston Arena
Great Crowd
1042/39/**

1) Ace Arcadium and Yuppie VP, with Mr. Tycoon, fought to a double-disqualification. Ace attacked Tycoon at ringside and the ref lost control of the match.

2) Cesar Sleaze and Chief Buffalo, with Helga Schmidt, over 8-Bit. Afterwards, Helga pumped up the team. Buffalo loved the idea, but Sleaze still wasn’t sure.

3) Auntie Voodoo over Gothica and Sgt. Shipley in a three-way match.

4) Dark Invader over Red Pirate Rogers.

5) Jet Set Strutter is out for a promo. He talks about how the fans seem to have taken a liking to him now that he’s taking on The Valedictorian. He says he won’t lie, “cheers are more fun than jeers.” He won’t promise how long it will last, so he advises the fans to enjoy themselves while they can. “If Valedictorian and The Flawless One are the Honor Society, and I’ve beaten both of them, then I must be walking in some really tall cotton.” He said that he’s getting that belt back and keeping it a while next time.

6) The Mullets, with Big Boss, Jr., over Terry and Devin Van Winkle. Zeke basically wins the match on his own, but Cletus comes in, spits tobacco in Devin’s eye, and gets the pin. Terry comes in a gets an eyeful of his own. Cletus gives each Van Winkle a shot with a horseshoe. Boss hands him two copies of the Mullet’s contract and tells him to make the VWs eat them. Cletus shoves his into Terry’s mouth. Zeke lays his lightly against Devin’s face. Boss gets mad, but Zeke won’t do anything. Cletus goes to shove it in to Devin’s mouth, but Devin reaches up and grabs his wrist, giving it a strong twist. Boss orders Zeke to help Cletus, but Zeke leaves. Devin throws Cletus over the top rope onto Big Boss, Jr.

7) Drool gets a clean win over Cutthroat Carter.

8) The Insectoids are backstage when Bug Buster walks up. He asks what their problem is. They act stunned that he doesn’t know why they have a problem with him. He tells them to let him know what their issue is, or stay out of his matches. Mark Bugg says that we will leave you alone when you leave us alone. Of course, BB has no clue where Mark’s coming from. Mike Bugg calls him a homicidal maniac. “You kill thousands of us a day with no thought except for your own greed. Bugs are people too, you know!”. BB says, “you mean to tell me that you’re upset because you use a bug gimmick, and I use an exterminator gimmick.” They call him a “mass murderer of families.” BB replies, “Guys, these are gimmicks. I do this in honor of my father who spent 30 years in the business. I’m no more a real exterminator than you are real insects.” This drove them into a frenzy. “Your father murdered poor, innocent bugs for 40 years?” They both started this loud, over the top crying. “We were going to ask you to not use the exterminator gimmick, but after finding out about your father’s heinous acts, we will still make you pay.” BB said, “I’m not changing anything. The only reason a guy in an exterminator suit would offend two men in bug costumes is if those men are delusional. You guys get help, you’re not real bugs!” He starts to leave, and they attack him from behind. Crash is passing by and jumps in to help run the Buggs off.

9) Arizona Chance successfully defends the TV Title against Death Star Boy.

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Valentine’s Day Massacre 2/26/84
Puro Dome
4967/50/**

1) Honest Al introduces Chet Skye, on loan from his home Japanese promotion. Michael T. Wolf defeats Skye, with Jessie Wild in his corner.

2) A commercial airs for the March Madness tournament in 5 weeks. Featured in the video are Ninja Shadow, El Presidente, and Mighty Leo. They also take a short look at Dicky Thunderbird, who will be challenging The Valedictorian on that same show for the WoW title.

3) Gothica over Auntie Voodoo in a No-Holds-Barred Match.

4) The Blade Blasters successfully defend the WoW Tag Team Titles against Conquer & Command with Countess.

5) He-Beast over The Mad Arab in a No-Holds-Barred match. Dungeon Crawler is at ringside. During the match, Troglo attack DC and lays him out with shots from his club.

6) The Shark over Death Star Boy.

7) Average Guy and Ace Arcadium are in the ring. Guy says that he’s recently received some clarity. He’s had an epiphany…if you will. Guy says he talked to the WoW medical team that treated him after he was attacked. One of the medics, a guy named Jason, was the first person on the scene after the medics were called. He stayed with Guy all the way to the hospital. Jason claims that not only was Guy out and unable to speak until the next morning, he also says that Ace never got close enough to Guy for Guy to have said anything to him if Guy had been conscious. “I didn’t ask you to take my place. Now, I don’t care that you did, but why lie about it?” Ace insists that Jason must have missed something. Ace then tells a story about how Jason was once treating him for an injury. Jason hit a nerve and Ace reflexively kicked him hard in the stomach. It was a total accident, but Jason got made about it. Ace thinks Jason is lying to make him look bad. Guy says “let’s ask him ourselves.” Jason comes out. He confirms the story that Ace told about kicking him during a treatment. Jason claims that he knew it was accidental, and even though it hurt like heck, he didn’t get upset. He also confirms that Ace could not have heard Guy make any kind of statement, even a very short one. Guy asks again, “why are you lying?” Finally, a frustrated Ace says “Guy, it stinks that you got attacked, but that attack has affected you mind. Whoever hit you with that pipe really messed you up. These weird accusations make you look bad, Guy.” Guy smiles. “What pipe, Ace? Jason tell me what you know about a pipe.” Jason replies that the blows to Guy’s head and body had been caused by a thin, metal pipe. Guy says, “Ace, nobody knows about the pipe. How can you?” Ace turns away, the charges towards Jason. Guy steps in the way and takes the clothesline. Jason flees. “Run you coward!” Ace yells after Jason. He puts the boots to Guy. “I regret only one thing, you fat slug…not finishing the job! You wanted your first match back to be against the person who put you on the shelf? Well, your first match back will be your last match period. I WILL finish the job then. I could stomp you bloody right now, but I’m waiting till I can get paid to do it. Watching these idiots in the stands cry after they see what I’ve done to you will be the cherry on top. Do you know how hard it’s been to pretend I like your fat ass, Guy? It’s been Hell, and I’m going to put all the Hell right back on your stupid looking face, if you ever have the courage to sign a match.”

8) In a mixed tag match, the team of Freedom Fighter and Lyndi Harker defeat the BASILISK sponsored team of Sorcery.

9) In the main event, Valedictorian defeats hometown favorite Gran Manga to retain the WoW title. Despite beating a native son of Japan, Val’s win is appreciated by the fans to the point that he seems put off by the positive response.

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Superstar Saturday 3/3/84
Empire Gardens
2060/43/***

We open with footage of last week’s incident between Average Guy and Ace Arcadium. The announcers say that neither man is here tonight as of yet, and they aren’t sure they will be. Any updates will be passed on to the fans immediately.

1) For the first time in a long while, The Thinker makes his way back to the ring. He says he’s been gone because he’s been on a quest to find someone worthy of his managerial genius. He’s found that someone, and he debuts tonight, Exotic Rick!! Rick defeats Chameleon Kid in his debut. After the match, Rick says that any sexy ladies in the audience who want to get with a real man need to be in Room 69 at the Airport Marriott 1 hour after the show. He reiterates, “only the sexy ladies”. He looks around the audience briefly and says “it looks like Exotic Rick will be going elsewhere for his company tonight. None of you heifers qualify.”

2) The Dungeon Masters over Barbaric Nature.

3) We come across Lyndi Harker talking to Zeke Mullet. She tells Zeke that he doesn’t have to take the way Big Boss treats him. Zeke says “but he has a contract.” Lyndi tells him that when you sign a contract to have someone serve as your manager, they work for you. They aren’t becoming your boss; you are becoming theirs. You tell Jr. what to do, not vice-versa, and you can do as little or as much as he advises. Zeke pulls a piece of paper out of his overalls and hands it to her. Lyndi says that “there’s more to most manager’s contracts than one piece of paper,” and then reads it. Her face fell. “Zeke, did you have somebody go over this before you signed it?” Zeke says that Cletus told him it was ok. “No wonder. I thought Cletus was an idiot, but this is genius. Zeke, Cletus is barely paying Boss Jr. any percentage at all. All of Jr.’s fees are coming out of your payoffs. Plus, when you signed this, you pretty much did make Boss Jr. your boss. Tell you what. Let me take this and show it to a friend who knows about stuff like this. I will see if he can get you out of it.” Zeke nods and thanks her.

4) The new, more aggressive Insectoids pick up a win over The Dobermans. After the match, The Bugg Brothers say they want to sit at ringside and scout the next match.

5) The next match is Crash versus Johnny Kobra with Ruffian. The Buggs constantly harass Crash for helping “that murdering scum, Bug Buster.” It gets to the point that Kobra and Ruffian tell them to shut up for distracting them. Kobra finally gets the win off the latest distraction. The Insectoids and the Bullies jaw back and forth before the Bullies leave. The Buggs then attack Crash. Bug Buster makes the save.

6) Freedom Fighter over Skullgore. Conquer & Command attack after the bell, and The American Heroes make the save.

7) Cutthroat Carter defeats Drool in their rematch. Ryan Regret is at ringside. He wears dark sunglasses and moves slowly. He does not get involved with the match at all. Roboelectro comes down to confront Regret. He tells Regret that Prof. Gigawatt’s recovery is going slower, but he will return. Regret says “that’s unfortunate.” Robo replies that “since I am not supposed to strike you, even though you caused the injury, I will be fighting your men as a surrogate. I would rather strike you.” Poppa Choppa and Carter attack Robo from behind at this point. They are able to lay him out this time.

8) Spunky Sparks over Auntie Voodoo with Countess. Gothica’s distraction allows Sparks to get the win. Countess tells Voodoo that perhaps she needs to be reminded what is acceptable to BASILISK. Voodoo tells her not to start threatening her already. Countess agrees that any form of additional training would be premature at this point. ]

9) In a three-way match to determine the next challenger for Valedictorian, Dicky Thunderbird defeats Jet Set Strutter and Ninja Shadow.

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Sunday Night Slam 3/11/84
Golden Plaza
Sold Out
1460/49/***

Ryan Regret and his team are moving through the backstage area, terrorizing the non-wrestlers they come across. They run into Reptile Ranger, Chameleon Kid, and Magnus Muscle. Ranger says there going to stop what they’re doing right now. Regret orders his team to attack. Roboelectro joins the fray, and he and Troglo separate themselves from the pack. After order is restored, Honest Al tells the six guys left to get in the ring right now for a match. Regret says any three guys of mine can beat any three guys period.

1) The six of them go to the ring and the match begins. Regret’s team loses when Carter is pinned. Regret jumps on the apron and says that it should be an elimination match. If his team loses, they will sign over their payoffs to the match. The other team converses, and agrees. This time, Regret’s team goes on to win with The Mad Arab being the sole survivor.

2) Up next is the first scheduled match, which sees Conquer & Command defeat The American Heroes.

3) We get a second P4v Commercial for the March madness tournament. This one features Jet Set Strutter, The Flawless One, and Ninja Shadow. They also say that Ace Arcadium is the 8th man, however, due to recent actions, his status in the tournament is in question.

4) Gorgon Tokoro over Spunky Sparks.

5) Al comes out and says that Troglo and Roboelectro didn’t get to participate in our earlier Trios match, so they will goo ne-one-one right now. Robo gets the win here. The Professor is at ringside. After the match, Troglo tries to attack Robo with club from behind. Robo heeds Gigawatt’s warning in time to turn and catch the club and yank it out of Troglo’s and smashes it into two pieces over his knee. Troglo looks distraught and runs off.
6) Howl n’ Roar come out. Leo says that you probably noticed Michael and I are wrestling more singles’ matches now. He says the reason is simple. He and Michael have decided the split up Howl n’ Roar for the time being and focus on their individual careers. They are multi-time tag champs, which is all you can ask. They thank The Blade Blasters and Shop of Horrors for being their toughest opponents. Things tense when the Blasters music plays and they come out. Lazer and Buzzsaw are out to wish their rivals the best, and let them know that if they decide to jump back into the tag team wars that the Blasters will be waiting. The two teams embrace and hold their hands up.

7) Cesar Sleeze over Bobby Blitzworth by disqualification. Blitzworth is dominating Sleaze when Helga Schmidt call out Chief Buffalo. Buffalo slugs Sleaze and the ref is forced to disqualify Blitz for “outside interference.” Schmidt congratulates Buffalo on a job well done while Sleaze asks “if it had to be so hard.”

8) We see Average Guy and Princess Starbright backstage. Guy is thanking her for helping expose Ace Arcadium. Without warning, Ace attacks Guy again with a length of pipe. This time, his focus is Starbright. She tries to cover Guy to protect him, but Ace yanks her up by her pigtail. He says that “you should’ve minded your own business, <bleeped out>. With that, he piledrives her through a nearby table. By the time he pulls himself out of the wreckage of the table, the place is swarming with security and wrestlers who grab Ace. Honest Al is yelling “call the police.” The medical teams enter the scene as we fade out.

9) The Blade Blasters successfully defend the WoW Tag Team Titles against the Dungeon Masters.

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Weekend Wrasslin’ 3/17/84
The Ballroom
1140/45/***

We see Lyndi Harker talking to someone we can’t see. She is holding a folder. “If you help Zeke, I will do anything you ask.” There is a pause. “Yes, even that.” She hands the folder to the someone who walks away. Harker looks concerned.

1) In the opener, Juan Tijuana defeats Moon Man and Chief Buffalo with Helga Schmidt.

2) Mynx over Chaka Crass in one of, if not the best, ladies’ matches in WoW’s 3-1/2 years. The crowd gave both ladies a standing ovation.

3) Max Attack over GoblinKnight.

4) Roboelectro and Prof. Gigawatt are talking backstage when Barbaric Nature attack him from behind. The Professor takes a hard shot as well. Troglo is wielding the broken handle of the club that Robo broke, and is grinding it into Robo’s face. They pick Robo up, and Ryan Regret sprays a liquid from his bottle onto Robo. It’s different liquid than the one that caused blindness. This liquid actually causes sparks to shoot out of Robo’s frame, until he finally collapses and all the lights on his body go dark. Regret and BN retreat. The Professor drags himself over to Robo and studies him for a few seconds. The Professor begins crying over Robo’s frame.

5) The Honor Society over The Adventurers. After the match, Val said that the office made him keep beating Jet Set Strutter and Dicky Thunderbird over and over. He had nothing left to prove regarding those opponents. He will beat Dicky Thunderbird next week at the P4V, and he’s declaring them behind him.

6) Average Guy is with Honest Al. Al announces that Guy will take Ace Arcadium’s place in the March Madness tournament as Ace has been suspended for 90 days for his attacks on Guy and Princess Starbright. Guy says that he’s been with Starbright all week, and his wife is sitting with her right now at the hospital. It’s his fault she’s in the condition she’s in, and Ace Arcadium will pay. He’s already asked WoW to hold off the suspension, but they want him out of the scene immediately. Part of their concern is what Ace and Guy will do to one another. Guy says that whether he’s going to do it now, or in 90 days, but Ace Arcadium is a coward and a punk and piece of trash that will feel lots of pain and agony. Ace should consider retiring, because he’s getting retired. Guy says that he’s going to win March Madness and dedicate the victory to Starbright.

7) In TV title match, Zeke Mullet and Cesar Sleaze go to a 30-minute time-limit draw. Cesar is alone, and seems bothered by that. Big Boss is with Zeke, but Zeke ignores Boss. After the draw, Boss tells Zeke that if he’s listened to him that he would’ve beaten Sleaze. He also warns him about listening to that hussy Harker. “Nobody she knows can get you out of this, Zeke. I own you, hillbilly.”

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March Madness 3/25/84
Silver Stadium
10964/57/**

1) In the first match, Average Guy defeats Ninja Shadow with Countess. Princess Starbright is at ringside with Guy.

2) In match #2, Jet Set Strutter defeats El Presidente.

3) In match #3, The Flawless One defeats Freedom Fighter.

4) In match #4, Mighty Leo defeats Dark Invader with Death Star Boy.

5) In a No-Holds-Barred Tag Title match, The Blade Blasters retain against Barbaric Nature.

6) In the first semi-final match, Average Guy, with Princess Starbright, defeats Jet Set Strutter.

7) In the second semi-final match, Mighty Leo defeats The Flawless One.

8) In a WoW Title match, The Valedictorian defeats Dicky Thunderbird by disqualification. The disqualification was very suspect, although the ref stood by it. The fans complained that Thunderbird was merely responding to The Flawless One’s provocation.

9) In the tourney finals, Average Guy, with Princess Starbright, defeats Mighty Leo to win the 1984 March Madness tournament.

[cotguy130]

Superstar Saturday 4/7/84
The Ballroom
Great Crowd
997/41/**

Helga Schmidt is talking to Cesar Sleaze. She tells him that she got him his TV title match, and it was time to deliver her Ladies’ title match. Sleaze says he’s working on it, but that their agreement was that he become champion. She says that all that had to happen was for him to get a title match. She has video to prove it. He says that he will take her word for it. She got him a match, but he didn’t get the job done. She says that she still wants him to be successful, so she has a plan for later tonight. He’d better deliver her title shot soon, though, or he needs to remember the old adage about “Hell having no fury..” .

1) Wall Street over Nerd Alert

2) Damon Van Winkle over Vladimir the Cruel.

3) Evil Empire over Devin and Terry Van Winkle.

4) Rex Spectrum is with Professor Gigawatt. Rex asks the Professor how the ‘bucket of bolts” was doing since Ryan Regret seems to have fried its circuits with whatever was in his spray bottle. Rex says that Robo may have been a failure for his purposes, but when you live in an operating system like Rex did, you grow attached to things. Gigawatt calls Rex a “nincompoop” for his inability to get the most out of Robo, and says that Robo v1 wasn’t a failure to anyone with a working synapse. Regret’s compound was, this time, different than before. It ate through his joint seal and ate through the layer of circuitry that lies just beneath his exo-skeleton. He continued to explain using more technical jargon until Rex cut him off. The Prof called him rude, and Rex said that “nobody has time for that science mumbo-jumbo.” He asks the Prof his next move, and is told “Roboelectro V2, of course. Better, stronger, faster. I can rebuild him. I have the technology.” Rex asks if it’s going to cost 6 million dollars, and is told that “the finances are none of your business.” Rex says it was a joke and to forget it. Gigawatt says that has a wonderful surprise for everybody. Taking up the mantle on behalf of Robo, in the intermediate, will be…Haka Tonga!! Haka comes out and thanks everyone for the support during his time away. He says that he truly felt his career was over when he left, but having years of rehab and therapy, he was cleared. He tells The Prof. that he will enjoy taking out Ryan Regret’s men as payback for Roboelectro.

5) Moon Man over Cletus Mullet. Big Boss, Jr. orders Zeke to attack, and again Zeke refuses. Zeke shoves Boss down by his face and walks off. Cletus catches up to Zeke and grabs him by the back of his overalls. Zeke turns and clobbers Cletus before leaving.

6) War Hawk over Cobalt Commander. The rest of BASILISK attack en masse. Hawk is quickly backed-up by Danger Zone, Freedom Fighter, and The Master Blasters. A big brawl breaks out. Eventually, Freedom Fighter and Copper Commander are the only ones left in the ring. They go for the other’s mask at the same time, and end up having to stop their attempt to save their own mask.

7) Chameleon Kid over Cutthroat Carter with Ryan Regret.

8) Countess over Gothica.

9) Honest Al comes out. He says that the main event was scheduled to be a match between He-Beast and Skullgore to find a #1 contender for Zeke Mullet. However, Helga Schmidt has advocated successfully on behalf of Cesar Sleaze, and he is being added to the match. Sleaze wins the match by default when Skullgore and He-Beast fight outside the ring and end up taking the fight out into the crowd and out of the building. The ref calls for the bell and awards it to Sleaze. As soon as he does so, both He-Beast and Skullgore come charging back to the ring. When informed the match has been called and awarded, they attack each other again.