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Halloween Hellraiser 10/31/94
The Slaughterhouse

After the introductions, Al reminds everyone the effort it takes to get to the Slaughterhouse due to the secrecy demanded by Ichabod Twist. The wrestlers and crew have to meet at different remote locations where they are loaded into black vans with blacked-out windows and driven to the facility. Despite assurances from Twist, Al has a strong feeling that they may be drugged somehow. Nobody can even give a good estimate of how long the trip took. He says that Mr. Fantasy might want to reconsider this facility in the future, as it does make a lot of people, including a lot of big, tough men and women, very nervous.

1) Before going live, he says there’s a video of an event that occurred at one of the remote meeting locations. Twist allowed minimal filming of these events as long as the cameras were turned off and confiscated before departure to the Slaughterhouse. Ryan Regret’s men, Sumo San, Chicano, Ninja Shadow, and El Presidente were about to be loaded into a van. Regret pulls EP to the side and quietly says “stay out of this.” At the same time, Sumo and Ninja grab Chicano from behind and slam him into the side of a van. They proceed to assault their former teammate. “Slaughterhouse Security” very roughly break it up, and another melee almost occurs. Regret calms things down, and tells his men to board the van. The small fleet of vehicles departs, leaving Chicano’s limp form lying on the asphalt.

2) We open we a three-way for the TV title. Champion Ace of Spades is still showing the effects of the three splashes from Sumo San last week. His challengers are Dark Mauler and Kadaver. To the delight of the unique Slaughterhouse crowd, Mauler pins Kadaver to win the title. Ace is physically unable to respond enough to break up the pin.

3) In a NO DQ match, Succubus defeats Aurora.

4) Mandonna, with Valkyrie, finally gets his revenge by pinning Vegas, with Ezekiel. Mandonna celebrates by dancing with members of the audience. Val is as stoic as ever. Finally, after some cajoling, she joins in and some of the audience love it. Others look quite disgusted.

5) Troglo and Overshock defeat The Gage Guyz.

6) In a ladder match with a Cruiserweight title match contract in a case hanging from the ceiling, Grand Manga defeats Suicide.

7) Ichabod Twist is in the ring. He is greeting the crowd when a hooded figure comes over the railing. Twist calls him an excited fan, and welcomes him into the ring. He says, ‘for the people watching at home, The Slaughterhouse is a little more liberal with security. “We want our fans to be comfortable here. However, as you saw earlier, once our forces are marshalled, they are not to be trifled with.” Twist greets the fan, and asks him if he’s enjoying the show. The fan throws off the hood, and it’s Big, Bad Doctor. Twist has never moved so fast in his life. He can’t believe what he’s seeing. Doctor picks up the dropped mic. “Twist is wondering how I got here. No, I didn’t come with the boys. Samson didn’t even know. Let’s just say that I was willing to fight Hellfire with Hellfire. All I’m going to say is that you might want to count your employees, Twist. I’ll tell you where I hid the body later. If you hurry, you might find him before…well, let’s just say that turnabout it fairplay. Kannibal Keith and Mort Ishun, working for the Undermaster, tried to kill me. Sounds crazy, doesn’t it? That’s coming from someone in a crazy business. This is just a warning. I’ve been all over this building, and I can’t find UM and his bitches. I know you will say there’s some silly mumbo-jumbo at work. I think they’re just cowards who know all the good hiding places. You creeps listen up. Tonight’s about Samson sending you back to Hell again, this time for good. I’m actually going to walk out of here untouched. You got that, Icky? I just came to deliver a message. Keith and Morty, you’re next. You will experience pain beyond what you freaks have ever felt. I don’t want to kill you. I want to take you right up to that point and then stop…so I can do it again. Remember this, Icky. The fact I’m here means that I’ve cracked your code. Right now, I will keep it to myself as leverage. Otherwise, I could’ve had the cops raid the place. That’s not my style. I’m leaving the way I came….don’t you dare try and stop me.”

8) Destruction retain the WoW tag titles over the Hotsteppaz.

9) In the NO DQ main event for the WoW title, Undermaster hands Samson his first loss and regains the title. It’s even more brutal than last years. Ichabod Twist brings the belt to the ring to present it to UM. Samson spears Twist, knocking him through the ropes. UM attacks Samson again, and their brawl resumes. Sanctuary Security hits the ring, but it soon becomes clear that their physicality is directed at Samson. He starts fighting them off, but is soon overwhelmed. Troglo, Overshock, and the Gage Guyz come to help, but by now fans have crossed the barrier and are fighting with the wrestlers. Grand Manga and Suicide join the fray. Destruction come out, and are fighting guys from both sides. By this time, UM has left the ring and exited the arena floor with Twist. Mr. Fantasy runs out and orders production to cut the feed. After a few more seconds everything goes black.

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Monday Night Live 11/7/94
Canada Centre

We open by recapping the insanity that was Halloween Hellraiser. Al says we have two new champions, and we will hear from both today. In a very odd turn of events, it was discovered later that evening that Big, Bad Doctor had apparently been ambushed leaving the Slaughterhouse. As a result, he is back in the hospital and apparently has amnesia. He doesn’t remember anything starting right before the “buried alive” events a few weeks ago. This includes the location of The Slaughterhouse. Ichabod Twist has, of course, disavowed any knowledge of what happened to BBD.

1) The first guests of the night are the new TV champion, Dark Mauler, and his partner, The Mad Arab. DM says that Ace of Spades is already using his supposed “injury” as an excuse. DM says there was nothing wrong with Ace, and all the limping and such was faked. He won fair and square. With the Arab at his side, the TV title will be in their camp for a long time.

2) HFK and Big Rig over The Insectoids.

3) Mynx over Devastatia.

4) Al says that we will now go to some words from the new WoW champion. The video is of a room. There’s a smoky haze in the room, and a red light permeates the air. The haze dissipates, and we see an enormous throne. It’s carved from a black and red wood. There are etchings and carvings all over it. It sits on a pedestal lined with skulls. The back of the chair appears to have 2 giant wings, similar to a bats, looming over the chair. The ends of the arm rests are carved like some kind of snarling beast. Undermaster sat on the throne. Kannibal Keith and Mort Ishun are genuflecting before him. “This room, this throne, are copies of my throne room in Hell. Your mortal devices couldn’t exist in my actual room. They would be consumed by Hellfire. You see my cultists worshipping me, as you all should, and will. I hold, once again, the symbol of ultimate authority in WoW. Samson is tough and strong, but he wouldn’t survive 5 minutes in the Dark Pits. Big, Bad Doctor has learned not to meddle in powers you can’t possibly understand. Gaze upon my unholiness, and decide for yourself if you really want to step forward and face this I will be there, will you?”

5) Zeke Mullet over Herman Nerd.

6) Chopper, with Cutthroat, over Romeo, with Avery.

7) Brute, with Massacre, over Beer Can Man. Memphis Prince comes out with the Gladiators, but Brute asks him to go back. MP acts like he thinks it’s a good idea, but he isn’t happy about complying.

8) The Hunk over Sumo San. This time, El Presidente comes out to attack post-match. Ace of Grand Manga came out and aided The Hunk. After Regret’s men left, Hunk called out Ace of Spades. Ace joined them in the ring. Hunk asked Ace if he would be ready to go again by Survival of the Fittest. “ I’m going whether the doc’s say I can or not.” Hunk, “By my count, Ace, there’s three of us and there’s three of them. That sounds like a damn fine SotF match to me, You guys in?” Ace, GM, and Hunk shakes hands and a match is made.

9) In a cruiserweight title match, Grand Manga regains the title from Ninja Star, with Ryan Regret. Ace and The Hunk stay near to protect the match from outside interference.

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Sports Entertainment 11/17/94
Cattle Castle

We open with HFK ranting to Mr. Fantasy. He’s complaining because he was scheduled to have a title shot at Samson tonight, but with Undermaster as champion, he doesn’t expect UM to honor the contract. MF looks irritated while The Kid goes on. Finally, he throws up his hand. “Chet, shut up. First off, as you should’ve picked up from my actions in England, we aren’t pals. My open door privileges do not extend to you. However, as you’ve availed yourself of them, for the last time, I will inform you that UM wants to honor today’s contract with you. He said you would be a “night off.” This infuriated HFK. MF, “don’t stand there and try to look tough and pissed. Do something about it and beat the guy…now get out of my office.”

1) The Mad Arab over Dirk Dungeon.

2) Gorgon Tokoro over Ms. Misery

3) Cabb and Ronny Believer are backstage when Beer Can Man walks up. He’s very jovial and friendly, telling them how important it is to have friends like them, when…” I wish I truly felt that way about you guys. Truth is, your both traitor, back-stabbing scum.” Ronny looks at Cabb, “I told you this would happen.” BCM, “what the Hell are you talking about?” Cabb, “Beers, just say what you’re mad about.” BCM, “you guys seem to know…you tell me.” Ronny, “fine. You’re mad because we didn’t come help you when Memphis Prince and the Gladiators were wearing you out.” BCM, “well, where were you? You were at the arena that night.” Cabb, “we were in the back, playing cards. By the way, Ron, you owe me $20 from, that night.” RB hands Cabb a $20 from his wallet. “I was losing at cards he means to say. Beers, Cabb and I aren’t going to come save you every time you start following your latest savior around like a puppy. First it was Fantasy, and then the Prince. They all use you and spit you out. We aren’t going to be there to clean up the mess.”

4) VTC over Chief Buffalo. After the match, VTC announces that he’s got the title shot against either HFK or Undermaster at SotF. He says he doesn’t care which, but he really doesn’t give The Kid an ice cube’s chance in Hell of winning tonight.

5) Jacko Pop over Cesar Sleaze.

6) Elfette, Penny Dreadful, and Aurora are out. They call out The Lilin, who quickly respond. All 6 ladies stare each other down. PD, “it’s time to end you. With SotF coming up, it’s the perfect way. The three of us versus the three of you. We win, and you three are done. You win, and we acknowledge your mastery and you’ve got the keys to the kingdom. How does that sound? Succubus, “it sounds like you just handed over the kingdom, little witch. See you in two weeks.”

7) Damage Control over The Gage Guyz.

8) Mort’s Mausoleum is open and he’s with Kannibal Keith. Keith sends his regards to Big, Bad Doctor, saying that he understands he’s had a bad couple of weeks. He “sends his regards,” with a visible smirk. He says that he and Mort also have Samson in “their thoughts and…prayers. His dark days are just beginning.” Mort says that people should also “spare a thought for HFK, as he’s about to jump into Armageddon. In this reality, the devil wins.”

9) The Undermaster, with Mort Ishun, defeats HFK, with Big Rig, to retain the WoW title. After the match, as he celebrates in the ring with Keith and Mort, Big Rig attacks from behind. He throws Keith over the top rope, and lays out UM with a power bomb. UM doesn’t stay down long though, and Rig beats a hasty retreat carrying HFK.

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Weekend Attitude 11/26/94
The Ballroom

1) Gothica and Jenny Dreadful over Aurora and Elfette. Jenny pins Elfette. Gothica says that that their enemies will befall the same fate at SotF.

2) Vin Voltage over Detective X.

3) The Hotsteppaz over The Smooth Criminals.

4) Skeleskreem over MCFrosty. ‘Skreem gets on the mic. He says that he couldn’t help but notice Detective X’s loss to Vin earlier. He hopes that X was watching him defeat Frosty. “I understand that our opponents were not of equal talent level, but my point stands. The reality is that our careers are going in different directions. My good detective, I can feel that there is more to be gained by both of us by working together. I hope you come to that realization before it’s too late.”

5) We see a P4V commercial for next week’s SotF. The commercial highlights each of the three SotF matches. Succubus and Penny Dreadful talk about their match-up. Ace of Spades talks about teaming with The Hunk and Grand Manga in a final showdown with Ryan Regret’s team. Beer Can Man says he has found two partners to help him get revenge at Memphis Prince and The Gladiators.

6) Damage Control over Netherworld.


7) Al is out with Samson. He says that the war with Undermaster and his sickos is just beginning. He will get his title back, and UM’s going back to Hell forever, not as the King, but in chains. “I will drag him their myself.” He says that Keith and Mort disgusting, mocking sympathy for Big, Bad Doctor will be “paid back with broken limbs and spilt blood. BBD is about ready to comeback, and short-term amnesia has done nothing to affect hid fighting skills. While I helped fill in the pieces of the last 2 weeks, his rage grew. Enjoy your time on the throne, UM. Make every second count because you have very few left.”

8) In the main event, Dark Mauler defends the TV title against Kadaver.

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Survival of the Fittest 11/30/94
San Juan Stadium

Grand Manga is entering the stadium with The Hunk and Ace of Spades when he is stopped by Mr. Fantasy. MF tells him that Piranha has submitted a petition for a title match tonight, opening the show to be exact. “While I realize it’s last minute, and that you are already scheduled to wrestle tonight, I feel that to maintain the integrity of the Cruiserweight title that you answer the challenge. If you decline, you will be stripped of the title. You might want to hurry; you don’t have long. Piranha’s waiting in the ring.”

1) Wrestling in street clothes, Grand Manga easily retains against Piranha. As soon as the final bell rings, Damage Control attack GM. They strike quickly and are gone, but the damage is done.

2) In the first SotF match, Memphis Prince and The Gladiators defeat Beer Can Man and his mystery partners, Mandonna and Valkyrie. The Gladiators refuse to fight a woman, saying it’s beneath him. Val levels Massacre with a big spear. She asks Brute if he will fight her now. Brute says that he has no problem with her, he was referring to “her”….Mandonna. Mandonna and BCM are eliminated quickly, and Bal takes on the opposition 1-on-3. She elims Massacre and the Prince before being taken out by Brute.

3) Big, Bad Doctor is out with Al. Before Al can ask a question, BBD takes the mic and politely asks him to leave “for his own good. Ichabod Twist, I’m going to address this to you. I know good and well that you’re more than a reporter for Undermaster and his little gang. I’ve had a shitty last couple of weeks, or so I’ve been told. I wouldn’t know for sure, but apparently some friends of yours tried to murder me. Then, I managed to learn a secret that would set the wrestling world on fire, and another bunch of your goons jumped me and beat me so bad that I forgot the secret, and everything else. You’ll understand if I’m a little bit angry with you right now since you seem to be at the center of all my problems. While I do plan on kicking the crap out of you at some point, I’m going to focus on Keith and the Undermaster, for now. You’ll get your day, Icky”

4) In the second SotF match, Elfette, Aurora, and Penny Dreadful defeat Jenny Dreadful, Gothica, and Succubus. Before the match, Mr. Fantasy came out. He said that he was tired of all this talk about witches and magic, and he demands it ends here. He adds a stipulation. One member of the losing team is fired. How they determine which one is irrelevant, Fantasy just wants a name before they leave the arena so he can shred their contract. After the loss, the Lilin look despondent. Succubus announces that they will tell everyone who is getting fired after the main event.

5) Al sends us to a video featuring Chance Solar. “Hello, fans. I’m shocked that Fantasy has given me this time seeing as how I’m still banned. I would say he’s getting soft in his old age, but that SOB, pardon my language, is actually getting nastier. The way he put that hit out on my wife, and then baited me into attacking him, was pure evil genius. Understand, I totally accept responsibility for my own actions, but he did back me into a corner. Tonight, I will find out who I will have to beat to get reinstated along with the Sarge. I know it will be called a handicap match, but Fantasy won’t set foot in the ring. If he picks you as his partner, you will be doing all the work. Mark my words, The Sarge and I will be back very soon, regardless of this mystery partner.”

6) In the final SotF match of the night, The Hunk, Ace of Spades, and a debuting masked man named “Soldier For Hire” defeat Sumo San, Ninja Star, and El Presidente. SFH looked remarkably similar in style and build to a very popular Canadian wrestler. Fantasy came out and started screaming to get “Mercenary” out of his ring. Ace told Fantasy to prove it. MF promised $100k, tax-free, to the man who unmasks Mercenary. Ace says that if MF’s doing that, then their friend Mercenary gets his job back when his team wins. Regret agrees, much to Fantasy’s chagrin. After the loss, Regret calls all his men into the ring. He tells them that he likes Fantasy’s idea of a member of the losing team being fired. EP reminds them they just lost. Regret, “Yea, it’s time to shed some dead wood anyhow…right guys?” With that, Sumo and Ninja attacked EP. He was taken down and splashed multiple times. “Fantasy, do me a favor and fire that guy. All he ever does is lay around. Not a team player.”

7) The main event WoW title match featuring Undermaster defending against VTC is another wild affair. UM retains, but the match is a double disqualification. The end is another huge brawl featuring the two opponents in the match, plus Kannibal Keith, HFK, Big Rig, Samson, and BBD. Order is finally restored, and Mr. Fantasy comes out. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I know it’s late, so I’ll be quick. My partner for Chance Solar’s last match in WoW will be none other than the Undermaster.”


We go backstage to where the former Lilin are huddling. Succubus says it’s time, like it or not. Jenny Dreadful holds up a die. “Low roll says bye bye.” The others nod. Gothica, “wait, there’s a hex on that die. Jenny we’re witches. Did you really think I wouldn’t check. JD, “oops. Ok, here’s the story-“ A production assistant says that Mr. Fantasy wants an answer now, or all three are gone. Gothica, “just roll the damn die. We know it won’t be little Jenny.” Gothica, slaps the die out of Jenny’s hand and it hits the floor. “That was your roll, Jen, and you got a 6.” JD looks confused. Succubus picks it up and rolls it. “I got a 5”. Gothica, “no need for me to roll, then. Tell Fantasy thanks for keeping me around the last 15 years,” and she exits. Succubus, sarcastically, “great job, Jenny. You could’ve at least made it fair.” Jenny, still looking confused, “But-“ Fade out.

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Monday Night Live 12/4/94
Chitown Complex

1) In her return to active duty, Spunky Sparks teams with Trixie to defeat Devastatia and Valley Girl.

2) In a three-way match, Mercenary defeats Mad Arab and Kadaver. Before the match, Fantasy comes out and offer The Arab and Kadaver “whatever they desire” to take out Mercenary.

3) We enter at the end of an argument between Succubus and Jenny Dreadful. Succubus is mad because she feels Jenny hexed the die that they used to determine who would get fired. Jenny can’t get a word in. Succubus storms off. Jenny, to herself, “the die WAS hexed, but not to get rid of Gothica.” She looks frustrated. Penny walks up. Jenny, “you mad Sis? Were you hoping that I’d lose that die roll?” Penny, “no, I made sure you didn’t. That was my hex on their to protect you. I know you had already hexed it to make yourself lose, and I didn’t want you leaving.” Jenny, “we failed, and I don’t like failing. I let Succubus and Gothica down. I really wanted the Lilin to work, and if we had, you know I would’ve done everything in my power to get rid of you.” Penny, “well, I’ve made it so you can keep trying to get rid of me...or….we can try and be sisters. Your choice.”

4) Mandonna over Cesar Sleaze. Sleaze offered Mandonna his hand after the match, and Mandonna reluctantly shook it. Sleaze, “dude, we’ve wrestled so many times, and that was the best match you’ve ever wrestled against me. Hanging out with Valkyrie has helped you a ton. Would you introduce me?” Mandonna, “Cesar, I’ll see what I can do.”

5) Jet Set Strutter over Exotic Rick. Rick asks for a mic. “Strutter, you and I have been in this business a long time, and we haven’t crossed paths as much as you’d think. I could accuse you of ducking me, but I’m not going there. I’ll just say we’ve been on different paths. Here we are, and I’ve come up short twice. I’m not making any excuses, but a few years ago the results would’ve been different. I’m pretty confident of that. You enjoy these wins. Strutter, “Rick, my man, how you doing? You realize that you just did accuse me of ducking you, and used the fact that your getting old as an excuse. I’m no spring chicken, but I can still go all night long, in the ring and…other places. Ask Mrs. Strutter. I will enjoy these wins, as I enjoy all my many, many wins. You, on the other hand, need to get used to the losses.”

6) The Annihilator over Average Son. Al tried to stop AS after the match. AS walked off. Al, “dammit, kid, get back here!” Son looked like he was about to hit Al. Al, “open that fist and listen. Your dad and I have been close for 20 years. I don’t give a flip how you feel about him. In WoW, Average Guy will be respected. For those who may not know, Guy was suspended without pay indefinitely from the rival promotion with whom he was employed because he chose to appear on our show to help your ungrateful ass. He’s at a time in his career where he should be wrestling at his leisure and enjoying life, and instead he’s worrying about how to pay bills!” AS grabbed the mic, “nice try, Albert. Dad can starve to death for all I care. I hate it for my stepmom, she’s too good for that bastard, but that’s their problem. He did the stupid thing. I can’t help that.” Al, “he did it to save you, you ungrateful-“ Son shoves Al down and leaves.

7) Samson destroys Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun.

8) In a TV title match, Dark Mauler retains against The Hunk when Mad Arab interferes.

9) The card is over, but Undermaster comes out. He calls out Big Rig, who responds. UM demands Rig get in the ring and fight him. BR agrees, if UM puts the title up. UM agrees. UM retains when HFK tries to interfere, but accidentally kicks his partner. UM lays out HFK before leaving.

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Sports Entertainment 12/14/94
Empire Gardens

We open with the announcement that the Undermaster has demanded another title match for today’s show. It will be UM versus VTC in a No DQ match.

1) Ninja Star over Troglo.

2) Great Ginzu over Memphis Prince.

3) Flex Deltoid and The Doberman over the debuting team of The Grunge Brothers.

4) Elfette is out, but she is interrupted by Gorgon Tokoro. Tokoro enters the ring and walks up to Elfette. She points at the Ladies title, and says “MINE!” Elfette, “it’s actually mine now, but if you’re asking for a chance to take it, you got it.”

5) Ezekiel, with Vegas, over Avery, with Romeo.

6) Spunky Sparks is backstage with Trixie, Aurora, and Detective X. Spunky is trying to convince the others that Chance Solar will defeat Undermaster and Mr. Fantasy, and get he and Sgt. Shipley reinstated. Trixie, “Spunky, I think it’s great your so positive. Fantasy’s really got Chance in a dilemma. He’s really facing Undermaster, and only one guy has had any luck against him.” Spunky, “Chance doesn’t need luck. He can beat Undermaster; I just know it. When he sees this, he is going to be so sad that all of his friends doubted him. Detective X, “Spunky, we’re all pulling for Chance-“ Spunky, “what do you know, Skeleskreem’s best pal. Go back to your creepy buddy. I don’t know what I ever saw in you. When this is over, and Chance and The Sarge are standing with me. I hope all you bad friends remember this.”

7) The Gladiators over Beer Can Man and Mandonna, with Valkyrie.

8) Mort’s Mausoleum is open for business, and his guests are Samson and Mr. Fantasy. Samson, “Fantasy, I should put you in one of these coffins and nail the lid shut.” MF, ‘you won’t lay a hand on me, or you’ll end up like Chance Solar. Nobody is to important to be disciplined, Samson, except me.” Samson, “what could possess you to take a monster like Undermaster as a partner.” Mort, “possess might not be too strong a word in this case.” Samson, “this was his call. A few weeks ago he was calling Undermaster’s tactics heinous and evil. Now, he’s standing beside him. What are you doing, Fantasy.” Fantasy, “getting the job done. I may not agree with UM’s methods, but he gets results. I want Chance and Shipley gone, but I don’t just want to fire him. I want him to experience things the hard way. There’s no more difficult path than the Undermaster’s.” Samson, “what did you promise him to get him to cooperate? He doesn’t seem like as guy who needs much.” Mort, “I will answer that by saying that the terms of the working agreement between Mr. Fantasy and the Undermaster are confidential. Now, if you will excuse me, I’ve got to go watch the UM humiliate Vlad.”

9) In the main, Undermaster did retain against VTC in a NO DQ match.

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Weekend Attitude 12/23/94
Golden Plaza

1) Jet Set Strutter over Exotic Rick.

2) Ace of Spades over Magnus Muscle. Ace says that even though he and The Hunk and “Soldier-for-Hire,” whoever HE was, ruined Ryan Regret’s current team, Regret is still a presence in WoW, and that can’t stand. “Before this is over, Ryan Regret, and anyone in authority who claims to have his back, will take the Ace Crusher.”

3) Backstage, Sumo San and Ninja Star attack Destruction. After the champs are taken out, Regret walks up and says, “see you boys next week. Those belts are ours.”

4) In a Handicap match, Chance Solar defeats The Undermaster and Mr. Fantasy. He has some help from Big, Bad Doctor, who distracts UM. As expected, Fantast has UM do all the work. Chance stays in trouble throughout the match. BBD’s interference ends up with he and UM brawling and Fantasy alone with Solar. The ref has been stunned, so is unaware. He wakes up just as Chance as hit the “Shoot First” on Fantasy, and counts the pin. At the bell, UM heads back to the ring to see what’s happened. Samson joins BBD and UM leaves. Shipley comes to the ring and she and Solar hug and kiss. Fantasy is still slouched in the corner. Fantasy, “you needed help, but you did it. I could order the whole thing thrown out, but you and your….wife…aren’t worth the paperwork. Somebody will take care of all of you for me.” Chance, “speaking of paperwork, when will the contract for my title shot be ready?” Fantasy, “what title shot?” Solar, “the one I earned for winning this match.” Fantasy, “this win didn’t earn you anything but my undying hatred, Solar. If you’d pinned Undermaster, yea right, I might have considered it.” Solar, “it doesn’t matter. You don’t read your own contracts? You need better lawyers. The contract for this match said that ‘if Chance Solar wins the match, he WILL receive a title shot at the current champion. I want that contract quick. You can tell UM that he’s got to face me, soon.” They leave slack-jawed Fantasy in the ring.”

5) Skeleskreem over Cletus Mullet.
6) Samson is backstage celebrating with Chance Solar when Ichabod Twist walks up. “What happened out there is a miscarriage of justice, and will not stand.” Samson, “Icky, shut up. Everybody’s getting tired of your Wal-Mart Halloween antics. We get it. You and Keith and Morty and the Undermaster like to play monster movie dress-up all year round. Good for you. Strip away all the fetishes, and you’re all just a bunch of real lowlifes. I won’t deny that Undermaster can go in the ring. He’s one of the few guys that’s beaten me in my career. He’s good….very good. Drop the Lord of Hell crap, ok? It’s tiresome.” Twist, “Samson, my colleagues and I can no more drop being who we are than you can stop being Samson and all that embodies. Just because you choose not to believe, doesn’t make it less so.” Samson, “Fine. Tell Santa and the Easter Bunny that the sane people say hello. Now get out of my face, I want a beer to celebrate with my friends.”

7) We see a promo for the coming of Dragonfly in 1995. He will be rejoining his old partner, Suicide, to form a team in WoW.

8) Damage Control over The Secret Agents. DC continue their assault after the match. Herman Nerd is quickly taken out, and the focus on Detective X. Skeleskreem makes the save with a steel chair. X acknowledge his aid.

9) In a Ladies title match, Elfette retains against Gorgon Tokoro.

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Tournament of Queens 12/30/94
Mid-South Court

Before the matches, the 1994 Year-End award winners are announced.

Wrestler of the Year: Samson
Tag Team of the Year: Destruction
Most Popular: Samson
Most Hated: Undermaster (despite being active only 2 months out of the year).


1) Round 1, Match 1- Sgt. Shipley over Devastatia.

2) Round 1, Match 2- Gorgon Tokoro over Elara Nexus

3) Round 1, Match 3- Aurora over Valley Girl. After the match, VG announces she’s retiring again, and for the last time.

4) Round 1, Match 4- Spunky Sparks over Jenny Dreadful.

5) Ninja Star and Sumo San, with Ryan Regret, defeat Destruction to win the WoW tag titles.

6) Semi-Finals- Sgt. Shipley over Gorgon Tokoro.

7) Semi-Finals- Aurora over Spunky Sparks.

8) In a WoW title match, Undermaster retains against Samson.

9) In the tournament final, Sgt. Shipley defeats Aurora to win the 1994 Tournament of Queens

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And 1994 comes to a close. What does 1995 bring?

No Surprise-It's going to be a Whole New Era. Or will The Klick have something to say about it? An old face finally descends from the rafters...with a new face.

5 years to go. Thank you for sticking with me, and I'm glad you still find it entertaining.

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Monday Night Live 1/2/95
Rassletorium

We start off the new year with the debut of 2-Zap, the second appearance of the Grunge Brothers, and a Cruiserweight title match!

1) The Grunge Brothers over Netherworld.

2) Succubus over Elara Nexus and Gorgon Tokoro in a three-way. Succubus says she’s going it along from now on. “You can’t depend on anyone but yourself.”

3) We cut to a pre-taped interview with Chicano. We haven’t seen him since he was attacked by his own teammates before Halloween Hellraiser. “Yo, I know you’ve all been wondering what’s been going on with the Bad Man. Everyone expects me to be calling for Ryan Regret’s head. Ryan Regret is a worm..a maggot..I could keep going, but I think you get it. Ryan Regret’s going to get his, it may be from me or from somebody else. He’s not what’s on my mind. The thoughts in my Bad brain would cause you people to curl up in a fetal position and cry. I got something cooking that will change…you know what? I can’t tell you. Everybody in wrestling talks too much. Stick around and keep watching. You’ll see it.”

4) Mercenary over Kadaver. Dark Mauler and Mad Arab attacked. The Hunk tried to save, but was cut off. As Mauler and his friends seemed to stand triumphant, Magnifico came out. They laughed at him. He hit the ring at top speed and tore through all three of them. Hunk and Merc recovered, and Mauler’s team took off.

5) Zeke Mullet over Herman Nerd.

6) Jet Set Strutter over The Flawless One, with Exotic Rick.

7) 2-Zap debuts results in a win over Johnny Kobra. The announcers remind everyone that 2-Zap is the former Zap of The B-Boys.

8) Kannibal Keith defeats Big, Bad Doctor. BBD came to the ring with his usual bluster, but as soon as he locked up with Keith, he became what was described as “timid”. He seemed unsure of himself throughout the match, and Keith controlled the action.

9) In a Cruiserweight title match, Grand Manga retains against Masakari.

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Sports Entertainment 1/12/95
Boston Arena

1) HFK and Big Rig over VTC and Vin Voltage. Vin and Vlad were never really on the same page.

2) The Flawless One comes out. He says that now he’s taken a loss from Jet Set Strutter, and it’s sticking in his craw. “My partner tried to talk to you civilly and you had to go be a total jackass. You’ve beaten me a couple of times now, and I give some very valid reasons…not excuses. I choose not to, as he did, because you’ll spin it your way because your fragile little ego can’t handle the idea that someone knows they are, or were, your better.” JSS, “let me stop you. You might be flawless, but you’re far from perfect. They might mean the same thing in the dictionary, but not where your concerned. Your as flawless as your partner is exotic, and that’s not much in either of your cases.” TFO, “Rick and I are what we say we are, Strutter. As a team, we’re Perfection. We want one more shot at your ego. Grab a partner, and we will finally show the superiority everyone’s been able to see forever.”

3) The Hunk over The Mad Arab. Dark Mauler attacked, and Magnifico saved The Hunk again.

4) Eddy Grunge over B.U. Lee of Mean Streets.

5) We see footage from a popular game show where Cesar Sleaze, Fireball, Magnifico, and Herman Nerd were competing. Magnifico answered wrong, and cost his team the game. Al says we have some behind-the-scenes footage that shows Fireball and Magnifico arguing after the game. Fireball is coming down hard on Magnifico for the wrong answer. Herman and Sleaze try to assist, but Fireball takes out both. Show security separates he and Magnifico before they get physical.

6) The Daredevils and the Hotsteppaz fought to a double disqualification.

7) We go to a video. It’s the mystery man from the rafters of the prior shows throughout last year. It’s a close-up of his face, but it’s too dark to make out any features. “You can stop looking to the sky. The time is here. Next time, I will be in your midst, bringing my own brand of vengeance. Against who? Wait and see.”

8) In a WoW title match, Undermaster retains against Memphis Prince. Afterwards, “Chance Solar, I don’t know why you think I would be troubled having to defend against you. You’re just another challenger that will be beaten down and left for dead. I’m well aware you’ve always been considered a man of high moral fiber. Somehow this makes you more destined to defeat me. In my world, your qualities are weaknesses. I will eat you alive, Solar.”

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Weekend Attitude 1/21/95
Canada Centre

1) In his debut, the bizarre SilverGod defeats Reptile Ranger. After the match, he looks into the camera and says, “Average Son, I….need…you…and…you…need…SilverGod.” He proceeds to do some odd things with his tongue.

2) MCFrosty over Detective X. Skeleskreem watches from the entrance. He shakes his head and walks off as X is pinned.

3) Gorgon Tokoro over Mynx.

4) Skeleskreem over Vin Voltage by disqualification. Skeleskreem frustrates Voltage to the point that Vin grabs Skreem by the throat and chokes him until he’s disqualified. He doesn’t release the choke, and Detective X comes out. Instead of helping Skreem, he gets choked out as well. Vin laughs at both of them and leaves.

5) Samson and Big, Bad Doctor are out with Al. Al asks BBD about his match with Kannibal Keith. BB acts like the loss was routine. Samson, “Doc, we’ve talked about this. You weren’t yourself out there. You acted-“ BBD, “if you say scared, we’re going to fight.” Samson, “fine, but watch the tape of the match. You’ll see that you weren’t yourself.” BBD walks off in disgust.

6) Damage Control defeats Destruction.

7) Nuclear WarHawk over 2-Zap.

8) We see a commercial for the Battle Royale featuring Chance Solar, Flex Deltoid, VTC, and HFK.

9) Grand Manga retains the Cruiserweight title against Kannibal Keith. Before the match, Keith addresses Big, Bad Doctor. “Admit it. You’re terrified of me. There’s no need to lie to yourself when the world can see it. If you’re really as big and bad as you think you are, challenge me again. The result will be the same. Your fears of my darkness will consume you, and ruin you.”

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Battle Royale 1/28/95
London Ground

1) Destruction defeat Ninja Storm and Sumo San, with Ryan Regret, to regain the WoW tag titles. Damage Control immediately declared themselves #1 contender, referencing last week’s win. Destruction accepted the challenge.

2) Elara Nexus defeats Gorgon Tokoro in a Weapons match.

3) Ichabod Twist is with Kannibal Keith and Mort Ishun. Keith talks about Big, Bad Doctor. They will wrestle next week at Prince Charlie Hall. Keith says he will prove BBD is still terrified, despite his protests. Mort says that Undermaster is ready for Chance Solar and whoever wins the Battle Royale. Today’s defense against Jet Set Strutter is “just a sparring session.” Mort brings up the accusation that Twist is actually a part of UM’s cabal. I can say, without hesitation, that Mr. Twist is our advocate in the wrestling media and nothing more. We prefer him as his personal style and interests more reflect our own than say, Al’s. His connections with the Slaughterhouse have allowed us to access that venue. It’s a convenient relationship and nothing more. Please discontinue harassing this man with unfounded accusations. Samson, we’ve heard your belief that our connection the darkness is but an act. I can assure you that belief is a fatal mistake.”

4) In a WoW title match, Undermaster retains against Jet Set Strutter.

5) In the Battle Royale, the participants are:

Chance Solar, Flex Deltoid, VTC, 2-Zap, Ace of Spades, Masakari, Mercenary, Memphis Prince, Beer Can Man, Great Ginzu, The Doberman, Vin Voltage, Skeleskreem, Detective X, The Mad Arab, Kadaver, Reptile Ranger, SilverGod/eventual winner….HFK.

The other participant was an unusual case. Shortly after the match began, before anybody had been eliminated, a figure drop from the ceiling on a repelling rope. He wore black robes, had long white hair with black face paint. He carried a hockey stick. After unhooking himself from the rope, he went after everybody with the stick. It finally shattered over Mad Arab’s back. He continued to go after everybody until finally leaping over the top rope himself. “Not interested in your little game here. Not now, at least. It was time for me to descend from Olympus, from Asgard, and join the mortals once again. You’re all on notice. Nobody is safe, no title is safe. So declares LAZER!!

Other notes: Skeleskreem was working to throw somebody out. He called Detective X for help. X did so, only realizing afterwards that it was Chance Solar. X tried to apologize. Solar was disgusted, and Skreem seemed amused. During this interlude, Vin Voltage came over and threw both Skreem and X out.

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Monday Night Live 2/6/95
Prince Charlie Hall

1) The Daredevils over The Hotsteppaz.

2) Jenny Dreadful over Ms. Misery. The Crow rode down on her shoulder, but spent the match perched on the turnbuckle. The crowd was more receptive to Jenny than in the past, and she seemed confused by the response.

3) Damage Control and Sumo San, with Ryan Regret, fought to a double-countout with the Leading Men and Reptile Ranger.

4) In a three-way match, Grand Manga defeats Skeleskreem and Tatters Gage. After the match, Vin Voltage comes down and attacks all three men. Skreem uses the delay caused by Gage and GM to escape. Detective X meets Skreem in the aisle, and tells him to go back and fight Vin. “He came after you, and those two got beat up. Don’t be a coward.” Voltage left the ring and came after Skreem, who took off. Vin caught Detective X and threw him hard into the guard rail.

5) Ezekiel, with Vegas, over Cesar Sleaze, with Valkyrie.

6) In a NO DQ match, Kannibal Keith defeats Big, Bad Doctor. DDB has a similar response this time as he did the last against Keith. Keith mocks Doc’s fear throughout the match.

7) 2-Zap over Rager Gage.

8) Trixie over Succubus. As Trixie leaves the ring, Femme Fatale comes out of the crowd and attacks her. Trixie makes a comeback and charges to the ring. FF stays in the aisle, as the area fills with security. FF, “Trixie, I told you that this wouldn’t be over till one of us is gone, and the time of reckoning is here. Remember the challenge that made your early years a living Hell? I make it again. Will you be a warrior or a coward this time?”

9) In a three-way match, Ninja Star defeats Great Ginzu and Masakari.