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Sports Entertainment 2/16/95
Cattle Castle

1) Devastatia over Penny Dreadful.

2) Mean Streets are out. Before they get very far, Lazer repels into the ring. B.U. Bo tells Lazer to “get out of our ring,” and goes back to talking. This repeats itself three times, with Lazer moving closer until the last time. He is directly behind them. When they turn and see him looming over them, they scatter. Lazer says he will take them both on, right now. The B.U.’s look at each other, accept the challenge, and simultaneously attack. By the time the ref gets to the ring, Lazer’s laid them both out. He stacks them and covers both for the win. He did this without unhooking himself from the harness, and is immediately pulled to the ceiling.

3) Al is set to interview Jet Set Strutter about the Undermaster when Strutter’s attacked by Perfection. A familiar voice that hasn’t been heard in a long time can now be heard telling them to back off. They run off. Dude Brohan comes into view and helps JSS to his feet.

4) Damage Control over The Leading Men.

5) Eddy Grunge over Mandonna, with Valkyrie. After the match, Val is heard telling Mandonna that she’s gotta “whip you boys into shape.”

6) SilverGod appears in a pre-taped interview. He tells us that Average Son has responded to his invitation by quitting the company. “Now, I will find another young, healthy lump of clay that I can mold into a champion. Should I appear to you, or call your name, don’t act rashly. Hear me out. The SilverGod only wants to help.” He does that weird thing with his tongue again. After we go live, the announcers confirm that Average Guy did indeed ask for, and receive, his relief.

7) Ace of Spades and Grand Manga over Sumo San and Ninja Star.

8) Al interview Sgt. Shipley about her husband’s title match coming next. Al says that Undermaster isn’t just any other wrestler. She says that she and Chance both know that. He’s not going in unprepared. He’s reviewed every UM match 3 or 4 times. He’s sparred with the best. “They say UM’s not human, and this match my prove that. I would guarantee that my husband has done more to ready himself for this match than any two of UM’s other contenders. If you’re a betting man, lay some money on Chance Solar…and your welcome.” She went on to make another announcement. “My best friend, Spunky Sparks, is retiring from wrestling. I told her she should make this announcement herself, but she said it would make her too sad. As her friend, I got the job. Long story short, a whole lot of injuries have been reoccurring, and Spunky’s scared of living her life a cripple. Spunky, we love you and will miss you, both in the ring and in life.”

9) In the main event, Chance Solar defeats Undermaster for the WoW title. Solar wrestled nearly a perfect match. Several wrestlers come out to celebrate, including the Sarge.

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Weekend Attitude 2/25/95
Chitown Complex

1) Before the first match, Vin Voltage tells Detective X that “I’m going to use you to send a message to that freaky partner of yours. Or not your partner….nobody can tell.” Vin defeats X handily. He continues his assault, calling out Skreem. Skeleskreem runs out with a chair, but stops on the apron. Skreem runs off with Voltage chasing after him.

2) Destruction over Mean Streets.

3) Mercenary defeats Great Ginzu and Kannibal Keith in match preceded by Mr. Fantasy offering Ginzu or Keith $100,000 for taking out Mercenary.

4) Chance Solar is out thanking the fans for their support as WoW champion. He reminds everyone that it’s been 15 years since he last held it. He calls out Sgt. Shipley, who makes her way to the ring. As she does, HFK and Big Rig come out. Solar thinks they’re going to attack his wife, and reacts appropriately. HFK laughs at his response, “I don’t hit girls, Chance. You should’ve seen yourself diving out of that ring to protect you lady fair. He looked like an idiot, didn’t he, Rig?” BR laughs and nods. HFK, “If you cared as much about that title as you do her, you might stand a chance. The only thing I love is me and my accomplishments. I plan on adding “winning the world title from Chance Solar” to that list at the P4V.”

5) Damage Control and Sumo San are out with Ryan Regret. He announces that DC are officially signing up with his agency. They will be his tag team title specialists, while Sumo and Ninja focus on other things. He calls this the strongest version of his team that’s ever been.

6) The Gladiators over Jacko Pop and the returning Zen.

7) 2-Zap over Killer Klown.

8) Trixie is backstage when Femme Fatale calmly approaches. Others move to intercept, but FF is calm. “Your answer, Trixie, now. Warrior or coward? Tell me!!” Trixie got up and moved nose-to-nose with FF. The tension was palpable. Trixie, “the coward died that day. A warrior lives, the warrior will enjoy watching you weep as you realize that the most important thing in your life has been taken from you…once and forever.”

9) In a cruiserweight title match, Grand Manga retain against Ninja Shadow.

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Valentine’s Day Massacre 2/28/95
Olympus Colosseum

We open with Al. He informs us a special attraction added to tonight’s show…which has already happened. He sends us to a video interview with Trixie taped earlier in the week. “A long time ago, back in Japan, the young girl who would eventually become Femme Fatale and I were tag team partners. As his often the case, we both fell in love. In this case, it was no guy, but the group’s main title. Don’t bother looking for the group. They were a Japanese indie based outside of Tokyo, so to some they didn’t even exist. We’d been tag champs on and off since the day the promotion debuted, and both wanted something different, but were afraid to tell the other. Didn’t want to hurt feelings. So we both bottled it up until we couldn’t, which came after the last time we lost the titles. Somehow, every time we lost, I took the pin. Maybe FF was a little tougher at the time, I don’t know. Anyhow, that never came between us till now, and FF brought it up in a huge way. We came to blows that night. From best friends to trying to kill each other…like somebody flipped a switch. I was as guilty as her. We went at it for weeks. In the middle of our issues, she won the main title. The boss set up a title match. It was going to be great. All of a sudden, FF says it’s going to be an exploding ring match. This group wasn’t full on hardcore, but in that era, in Japan, you had to offer that on occasion to get noticed. Well, I did something I’d never done before or since in this business. I declined a challenge. FF would’ve killed me, and I knew it. The boss fired me for embarrassing the company…not that anybody who didn’t follow us would’ve ever known about it. Still, I was humiliated, and she was enraged. I had to work my next two contracts under a hood in case somebody recognized me. She exposed me and got me fired later on. It was a pretty low time in my life. I retaliated by getting her fired on some accusations that I made up. Not my proudest moment, but what is…is. She disappeared until showing up here. We’ve been back and forth for the last couple of years in WoW, but it all ends tonight. That Exploding Ring match will happen the day of Valentine’s Day Massacre, before the actual show. As they say, it’s come full circle after a long, long time. I’m not even going to make threats or guarantees. I’m going to fight her for the last time, and do my best. That’s all I can do.”

1) The Hunk over Cadaver. Mad Arab and Dar Mauler attacked post-match, and Magnifico made the save again. Hunk publicly acknowledged Mag’s help.

2) Valkyrie is with Cesar Sleaze, Mandonna, and Beer Can Man. They are standing at attention, and she’s pacing back and forth. “You boys need help. My help. Do you admit that? Sleaze, “yea.” Val, “what was that?” Sleaze, “yea, ma’am?” Val, “from now on, I am not your friend. I am your worst nightmare. The bloodiest, roughest, hardest match you’ve ever lived through will be a day at the park compared to what I will put you through. Do you understand!” Mandonna, “Uh, yes...ma’am?” Val, “first off, drop the ma’am crap. When you address me, you will begin and end with sir. Do you copy?” BCM, “I think s- “Val, “WHAT DID YOU SAY.” BCM, “Sir, I think so, sir….is that right?” Val, “you guys are hopeless.”

3) Next, we go to the video of the prerecorded Exploding Ring match between Trixie and Femme Fatale. The announcers tell us that the decision to do it this way was made due to the extensive damage that the ring was expected to endure. The fans were already in the seats, so their reactions were a big part of the match. The match, a chaotic affair, ends with Femme Fatale coming out on top. Trixie looked tentative the entire time, and the announcer observed that she looked like she knew she was going to lose. Throughout the match, both ladies caused several small explosions by contacting the ropes. The end came when Femme Fatale finally managed to buckle bomb Trixie into a turnbuckle lined with small explosives. The result was a chain reaction that looked like one huge explosion. The light and smoke completely obscured Trixie, and when she became visible again, she was completely out. FF put her foot on Trixie’s chest for the easy pin. After recovery, both women made their way to the back, individually, to little fanfare.

4) Damage Control defeat Destruction in a tag title match by countout. Destruction retain the titles.

5) Vin Voltage over Skeleskreem.

6) 2-Zap over Ninja Shadow.

7) Ichabod Twist is with SilverGod. “I have not been aware of your presence on the wrestling scene before now, SilverGod, but I like what I see. I’ve made it a point to have knowledge of those in the business who live our kind of lifestyle, shall we say? How have you slipped under my radar?” SG, “I chose it to be so. I think you overestimate your reach. Allow me to correct you, Twist. SilverGod is not a lifestyle. It is life. I am life. I am death. Do not presume to understand me, Twist. My depravities make yours look like a child’s fable.”

8) Jenny and Penny Dreadful over Elara Nexus and Devastatia.

9) Chance Solar and HFK are in the ring during the introductions for their title match. The lights go out, and Undermasters entrance begins. He makes his way to the ring. Solar remains cool and calm, while HFK jumps around terrified. Solar, “So Undermaster, have you come to challenge the winner? There are better times you might have chosen.” UM, “watch yourself, little man. If I choose a time to do something, it becomes the exact time to do it. I have not come to challenge the winner; I have come to be the winner. I am now in this match as is my right as the King of Hell. I dictate when and where things happen. Lesser mortals do not dictate to me. Ring the bell. I crave my title back.” When the dust clears, HFK has pinned Chance to win the WoW title. Big Rig comes out to celebrate with his partner.

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Monday Night Live 3/4/95
Empire Gardens

1) Perfection over The Gage Guyz. Dude Brohan comes out after the match, and Rick and TFO scatter.

2) Al joins Brohan, and welcomes him back. “Well you know, Al, it looks like I came back at just the right time. My man the Strutter was getting worked over by those cowards. I’m not going to use the name they want because it’s just a lie they live. They’re not exotic, flawless, or perfect, and when Strutter gets back, he and I will show them how real legends fight.”

3) Ms. Misery over Penny Dreadful.

4) The Hunk is out, and he calls out Magnifico. “You got a big heart for a little man, I gotta tell you. Thank you for helping me out. We were fighting not too long ago, and you were whippin’ my ass. I The Hunk never admits something like that, but the truth is out there. You could’ve said The Hunk’s not worthy of your help, and let Mauler and guys work me over. You thought The Hunk was worth helping, and I appreciate the Hell out of you. Now, can I ask you do it again? I got a match coming up with two of those guys, and I need a partner. You in?” Magnifico shook The Hunk’s hand. “You got it, mi amigo.”

5) Herman Nerd over MCFrosty.

6) The Mercenary over The Mad Arab. This was yet another bounty match mandated by Mr. Fantasy.

7) Cesar Sleaze, with Valkyrie, over Nuclear Warhawk. Sleaze tries to celebrate, but Val calls down. “Sleaze, that was nothing. Don’t get cocky, kid. You’ve still got a long way to go.” Sleaze, coming to attention, “Sir, yes, Sir!”

8) Jenny Dreadful over Gorgon Tokoro.

9) In a three-way match, Ace of Spades defeats Sumo San and Memphis Prince. Ace almost gets his hands on Regret, but Damage Control show up to protect him.

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Sports Entertainment 3/14/95
Golden Plaza

1) The announcers are welcoming everyone to the show when Lazer drops from the ceiling. “People want to know what brought Lazer to this. It’s a simple tale. You build muscle, you become stronger by breaking it down first. It rebuilds better than before. The man you called Lazer was humiliated by the entity known as Roboelectro. He was mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually destroyed. He could’ve quit, but chose not to. He knew he wouldn’t have the machine man to take vengeance against, so he waited and rebuilt…his body, heart, mind, and soul. He is better than ever, and he is me. Somewhere in WoW, there is somebody worthy of the vengeance that was coming to Roboelectro. I will find you, guilty one. I will find you, and you will be burned by the fires of revenge.” With those words, Lazer shot back up into the ceiling and vanished.

2) Succubus and Mynx went to 10-minute draw.

3) Destruction over Flex Deltoid and The Doberman in a non-title match.

4) Damage Control and Ninja Shadow over Troglo, Overshock, and Johnny Kobra.

5) Curt Grunge, with Eddy Grunge, over Avery.

6) Memphis Prince made an appearance on a late-night talk show. There were no incidents. We see footage of that appearance. He mainly talks about he and his Gladiators will soon be a feared force in WoW. He then said sarcastically, “hold on, I shouldn’t say “my Gladiators.” Brute doesn’t like that. Sorry, big guy. I meant THE Gladiators.”

7) The Hunk and Magnifico over Dark Mauler and Cadaver. Mag’s pins Mauler. The Hunk says tha Mauler owes Magnifico a TV title shot.

8) Jet Set Strutter and Dude Brohan come out together. JSS thanks Brohan for his help. Brohan jokes that he thought Strutter was going to get at him for helping him, and attack him for it. Strutter laughs and says he’s too smart for that. He knows to take all the help he can get at this point in his career. JSS calls he and Brohan legends who may be have less days left in the business than they have behind them, but they will go out fighting.” Brohan says that he may never “go out.” He says that he and JSS are waiting to hear from “Imperfections” about a match. He ends by saying that when he left, he and Strutter had just lost to the Neon Express when Jessie Wild retired. That loss stung as it never should’ve happened, and he wasn’t going out that way. “Maybe this time, Strutter will give it his best and we will show those guys what perfections really all about.”

9) HFK, with Big Rig, over VTC to retain the WoW title. During the match, we are told that Undermaster informed the office that he was undergoing transmogrification. He would not physically be present for WoW until he decides it’s time.

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Weekend Attitude 3/23/95
Mid-South Court

1) In a March Madness qualifier, Masakari defeats Ninja Shadow, with Ryan Regret.

2) WoW champ HFK and Big Rig over The Gage Guyz. Rig tells DFK that he’s got a surprise for him, but it won’t be ready for a while.

3) In a March Madness qualifier, Magnifico defeats Fireball.

4) Lazer over the Annihilator. After dropping from sky and unhooking the harness, Lazer is accosted by security. They tell him that Mr. Fantasy has ordered them to stop him from dropping and climbing. He beats up the guards, then pins Annihilator in a few seconds. He grabs the harness, and ascends.

5) Vin Voltage comes out. He’s complaining that his biggest competition recently has been those scrawny little guys, Skeleskreem and Detective X. He compares them to a high-school romance. “Are they together, or aren’t they? I don’t care about their love life. I just want a real match with a real challenge.”

6) Damage Control over Freakshow.

7) Beer Can Man, with Valkyrie, over Ronny Believer. Val doesn’t let BCM get to exuberant in celebrating his win. She order him to the back and asks for 200 push-ups for letting RB get a near fall. RB laughs and says that BCM will be lucky to get two push-ups. Val decks Believer.

8) We see a P4V commercial for March Madness. In addition to Magnifico and Masakari, who qualified tonight, we find out that Ace of Spades, Big, Bad Doctor, and SilverGod will be involved. The final 2 participants will be revealed at the tournament. Also, Chance Solar will get a one-on-one rematch with HFK for the WoW title.

9) In a cruiserweight title match, 2-Zap defeats Grand Manga to win the title.

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March Madness 3/30/95
Silver Stadium

1) Round 1, Match 1- Masakari over Magnifico.

2) Round 1, Match 2- Ace of Spades over Cadaver.

3) Round 1, Match 3- Big, Bad Doctor over Sumo San.

4) Round 1, Match 4- SilverGod over The Doberman.

5) In a WoW tag title match, Damage Control, with Ryan Regret, defeat Destruction to win the tag titles.

6) Semi-Finals- Ace of Spades over Masakari.

7) Semi-Finals- Big, Bad Doctor over SilverGod.

8) In a WoW title match, HFK defeats Chance Solar. Big Rig gets involved. Sgt. Shipley comes out to point out Rig’s interference. BR is about to powerbomb her, but Chance breaks it up. This allows HFK to hit the Skye-Hi Kick for the win. Kid threatens to kick Shipley, but decides not to.

9) In the March Madness final, Ace of Spades defeats Big, Bad Doctor. This is Ace’s third win in four years. He mentions that he hasn’t successfully cashed in on a title shot earned by winning the Battle Royale. He says that if he doesn’t win it this time, he will never join the Battle Royale again.

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Monday Night Live 4/3/95
The Ballroom

Dark Mauler is talking to Al. He says that Magnifico pinned him in a tag match. That doesn’t entitle one to a title match. He insists that in tonight’s main event, Mags will have to prove he really does deserved the shot.

1) As we see wrestlers arrive, a limo pulls in. Al rushes to it, only to see Chicano exit. Al asks Chicano why he picked tonight to return. “Yo, Al, its’s simple. Tonight’s when it all goes down. Tonight’s the start of a whole new era for this company. They don’t know it yet, but it’s right in front of their eyes.”


2) Memphis Prince and The Gladiators defeat The Insectoids and Chief Buffalo. Afterwards, Brute addresses the Prince. “We heard you on the show the other night. By the way, I don’t get embarrassed, I get angry. Don’t say my name like that again. You also said we would be feared. We are feared, Princy. You, not so much. I don’t know how we are ever going to be truly feared if we keep wrestling idiots like the Bugg and Buffalo.” Prince tells The Glads that he’s got plan. Massacre says, “we’d better see results quickly.”

3) Mr. Fantasy is in his office with Ryan Regret, Sumo Sam, and Ninja Shadow. “I’ve been offering cash bonuses to all these so-called tough guys to take out Mercenary, and they all failed. Will you send your guys after him, otherwise, I will do it mys-…bad idea, fantasy. Take him out. Regret. Gone, gone, gone.” As they leave, Sumo asks Regret why he wasn’t with him at ringside at March Madness. Regret tells him that he was working with Damage Control, prepping for their title match. Sumo says his match was important, too, and Regret asks, “why didn’t you win it then. I can’t do everything for you guys.”

4) Perfection defeat Jet Set Strutter and Dude Brohan when Brohan turns on Strutter. It happens at the opening bell, and Rick quickly pins him. New music hits, and Chicano comes out. He and Brohan embrace. They then attack the downed JSS. Perfection return to aid Strutter. Brohan and Chicano leave to a hysterical boos and catcalls.

5) Romeo, with Avery over Cletus Mullet, with Zeke Mullet.

6) Cabb over Piranha.

7) Nuclear Warhawk over Brimstone, with Blizzard.

8) In a No DQ match, Jenny Dreadful defeats Succubus. The crowd loves it, and Jenny looks over overwhelmed. Her sister comes out and tells her to “enjoy the moment.”

9) In a three-way match, Vin Voltage defeats Cadaver and Magnifico. Dark Mauler comes out and says that this proves Mag’s unworthiness. He invites VV to his after-party. Vin accepts and leaves with Mauler and Cadaver.  

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Sports Entertainment 4/13/95
Rassletorium

1) Netherworld and Boomstix fight to a double-countout. Just as the out-of-the-ring brawling is winding down, Dark Mauler, Vin Voltage, Mad Arab, and Cadaver attack both teams.

2) Detective X comes out and gets Vin’s attention. He tells the group to hold off on going after X. Vin asks X where “his girlfriend is.” X ignores the jab. He says that he and Skeleskreem are past done with one another, with one exception. They are both tired of losing to an inferior wrestler like Vin who only wins because he’s big. Vin reminds them of the old adage that “a good big man beats a good little man.” X calls that a joke “because you’re not a good big man, Vin.” VV says that he will wrestle both of them at the same time, and X accepts. “I honestly don’t care if I have to have help beating you, Vin. I just want to be standing over you at the end of a match once in my life.” Vin, “you can forget that dream, little man.”

3) SilverGod over Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun. SG, “be careful, Keith, who you listen to. I know Ichabod Twist put you up to this challenge because I put him in his place last week. Twist is a fool, and you are following a fool.”

4) Dude Brohan, Chicano, and Big Rig are out. All three wear shirts saying, “there’s a Whole New Era in WoW.” Brohan opens by saying that he’s no longer “Dude.” In honor of all the film roles he’s been offered, he’s now Blockbuster Brohan, “That Dude guy cared what these morons thought about him. “The only people that I give a rat’s ass about are the two guys you see right here, and our other guy. All these so-called badasses in Wow mean nothing to us. Undermaster is just a guy. Samson, BBD, Hunk, Destruction…I could give you a 100 names of guys who have read their own press. All trash. Me, Chicano, and Rig are what matter. We are the past, present, and future. A Whole New Era is here.”

5) Jacko Pop over Mandonna, with Valkyrie. “One day, I think you guys are getting it, and the next you look like utter idiots. Mandonna, you, Sleaze, and Beers better shape up quick or I will dump all your sorry butts. Get the word out. I’m running you guys through extra drills this weekend. Do you understand? Mandonna, “sir, yes, sir.”

6) The Dreadful Sisters are sitting in a room that looks like an old-fashioned parlor. It looks dark and dusty. Penny is smiling, and Jenny looks like she’s trying to. PD, “those sounds are called cheers, Jen.” JD, “I know what they’re called, silly. I’m just not used to hearing them. I can’t say that I don’t like it, but it’s a very different sounds that the people make for me now.” PD, “at the same time, you’ve started winning more consistently. That’s not a coincidence.” JD, “neither is the fact that you aren’t having the same success as you used to. You’re being sacrificed, Penny. Is it-Am I-worth it?” PD, “you are most definitely worth it. Your my sister and I love you. If getting you back ends up hurting my career, so be it. You are worth it.” The sisters stand and embrace.

7) The Gladiators over The Gage Guyz.

8) Samson and Big, Bad Doctor are out. BBD, “Undermaster, slow your roll, bud. Before you disappear and evolve, or transmog-whatever you call it, listen up. Me and Samson want one more piece of you and Keith before we go back to winning titles. I’ve had trouble with Keith lately, and I should be able to take that guy with one hand tied behind my back. I let you two freaks get in my head, but that’s over. One match, UM. One for the road, if you will.” Samson, “Check this, we want this match in a Steel Cage. Can the Lord of Hell handle that?”

9) In a WoW title match, HFK retains against Chance Solar. HFK is alone. Afterwards, he gets on the mic and asks for Big Rig. He couldn’t find him before the match. The new music hits, and Big Rig, Blockbuster Brohan, and Chicano come out. Rig throws Kid a wrapped package. HFK tears it open, and it’s a Whole New Era t-shirt. Rig says he didn’t mean to worry Kid, but they wanted everything just right for his Whole New Era initiation of HFK. Chicano pulls some bubbly and glasses from beneath the ring, and they toast Kid’s future contributions to the Whole New Era.

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Weekend Attitude 4/22/95
Mojito Beach

1) The Whole New Era, Chicano, Big Rig, and HFK, with Blockbuster Brohan, defeats Reptile Ranger, Johnny Kobra, and Fireball.

2) As the WNE celebrate, Jet Set Strutter interrupts from the entrance. “Brohan…Dude Brohan, you thought you took me out? You make me laugh. It would take more than the four of you to take me out.” Brohan, “Jet Set Strutter, the man, the myth, the…damn idiot. My name’s Blockbuster, Block-Bus-ter..so simple even you can say it with your old man dementia. I strongly suggest you get used to saying it, got it?” BR, “we will force it out of you.” JSS, “I’m talking to Dude Brohan, you goof. You’ll know when I’m lowering myself to address you. Right now, my business is with Dude. If your friends of this piece of crap, I will take care of you at my leisure. Now, Dude, you trying to make light of my age is really funny. A black pot and kettle kind of thing if you get my drift. Please, please, please get this. Hanging out with a bunch of juvenile delinquents doesn’t make you younger. In fact, it just really puts how old and tired you are in a spotlight.” The WNE are about to move on JSS when Perfection join him. TFO, “I know we were trying to beat up Strutter a little while ago, but respect is a funny thing in wrestling. Rick and I can hate you, but still respect you. Brohan, we don’t have an iota of respect for you and your stooges. We’re standing with Strutter now. Make your move.” The WNW decide to leave through the crowd. Chicano, “we pick the spots, not the geriatric ward. See you when we feel like it.”

3) Sumo San, with Ryan Regret, is out for a match with Mercenary. Al reports that Merc is out tonight due to an unexpected emergency. Regret says that’s convenient. “Merc knows Sumo will earn the bounty from Mr. Fantasy, so we should’ve expected this. Merc’s a coward.” Troglo comes out. He says that if Merc says he has an issue then there’s an issue. He’s an honorable guy. Regret says Merc wouldn’t recognize honor if it punched him in the face. “Which is exactly what the coward’s running from. Getting punched in the face by Sumo San.” Troglo says that if Sumo wants a fight, then he will give him one, and Sumo agrees. Sumo San goes on to win the match. Regret orders him to send a message to Merc with Troglo. Sumo beats up Troglo further, then splashes him. As he’s setting up for a second splash, Overshock comes out and gets between them. Sumo stops. Overshock removes his mask to reveal himself as Overload. ‘Shock’s identity was one of the worst kept secrets in wrestling, so the reveal itself was no big deal. Overload then drops a big elbow on Troglo. He invites Sumo to finish his splash, and follows it up with one of his own. Troglo is coughing up blood and generally seizing. The med crew finally gets access as Sumo and Overload leave together. Regret looks annoyed.

4) In a handicap match, Vin Voltage defeats Detective X and Skeleskreem. ‘Skreem, “I take back what I said. I’m done with you. The only way our futures intertwine is me beating you.” X, “Yea, I’m the dysfunctional one here, right? Skeleskreem, you’ve always been a whackjob. You’re a psycho. I thought you were a psycho I could work with, but my friends, most of whom are now done with me, were right all along. We couldn’t work together well enough to beat one guy. You want to fight me? Let’s go.” Mr. Fantasy interrupts, “sorry boys, but you’re far from done. I suggest you go backstage and kiss and make up.” Skreem, “what do you mean, Fantasy?” MF, “that’s Mr. Fantasy to you, freak. What I mean is that you are not done teaming. I’ve got you signed to several matches with a new team coming in just for a piece of you, Skeleskreem. X, you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time. He needs a friend, and you’re the only thing he’s got close to one.” X, “I won’t do it. We’re done. He can fight these new guys by himself for all I care.” MF, “you take the matches, or you’re suspended without pay for a really long time. Your choice.”

5) MCFrosty over Crush Ratchethands. This is the fans first look at the old WoW stalwart from the 80s with a new look.

6) Al is with 2-Zap, the new cruiserweight champ. 2-Zap says that he’s excited to be in WoW, and even more so to have won a title so quickly. It was an honor to face and legend like Grand Manga, and the win was the highlight of his recent career. He knows he’s got some tough challengers coming up, including rematches against Manga. He’s looking forward to facing Masakari as well, as the Japanese wrestlers really bring out the best in him.

7) The Mullets are sitting on the front porch of an old log cabin with a hillbilly jug band. They finish the song they are playing while Cletus drinks something from a jug. Cletus, “I can’t help but notice that some o’ the teams in WoW are trying to look like big-time musical stars. Them Hotstepper boys look like a bunch of dancing purty-boys. Their music sounds like crap if you ask me. You got them Grungy fellers. That junk they call music is the saddest bunch of noise that I’ve ever heard. I know everybody don’t have to like the same kind of music, but…theirs just flat sucks and if you disagree then you damn wrong. This right here behind me…this is what music’s ‘sposed to sound like.” The band kicks off another song as Cletus and Zeke start square dancing.

8) Flex Deltoid and the Doberman upset Destruction with a well-timed distraction from Damage Control. Regret comes out and says that Mr. Fantasy has agreed to a match change for next week. “Deltoid and Doberman deserve a reward to winning this match. Therefore, they will be taking Destruction’s spot in the tag title challenge at Champ Clash. Good luck, gentlemen.” Destruction are very unhappy with this development. Cutthroat, “the only reason Regret wants this is he knows you’re an easy win.”

9) In the main event, Sgt. Shipley defeats Gorgon Tokoro. Elfette comes out and the two women are face-to-face as the show fades.

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Champ Clash 4/29/95
San Juan Stadium

1) We open with Dark Mauler in the ring with The Mad Arab, Cadaver, and Vin Voltage. He says that he was the only champion not required to defend his title tonight. He wants to show the fans that he’s a fighting champion, so he’s hand-picked a “very special” opponent. Reptile Ranger comes out. Mauler gets a quick win over RR, and his team enter the ring and beats Ranger up severely.

2) As Ranger is being taken away by WoW medical, Hunk comes out. He tells Vin Voltage that “my little buddy Mags is going to beat you tonight, and then he’s coming after the title. Mauler, you ripped him off once, and I’m going to make sure it doesn’t happen again.”

3) In another upset, Flex Deltoid and The Doberman defeat Damage Control to win the WoW tag titles. Destruction’s appearance plays a part in the title change. Cutthroat, “you guys listen to what I’m about to say. I know you’re already thinking about getting those titles back. So are we. Let’s put those belts to the side for a minute. Let Flexy and his doggie enjoy them. Destruction and Damage Control need to fight. We don’t need belts to fight over. We both know we’re the best in WoW. We don’t need belts to tell us that. Let’s just tear each other to pieces, and whoever has the most pieces left can take the title back whenever they want.” Pharaoh, “you’re right about who is the best. Except it’s not one of us, it is us. We’re down with your idea. Screw belts…let’s just beat the Hell out of each other.”

4) Magnifico over Vin Voltage.

5) In a three-way for the cruiserweight title, Masakari defeats 2-Zap and Grand Manga to win the belt.

6) Mr. Fantasy is in his office. He wants to introduce us to the two newest members of the roster, Cobalt Commander and Iron Mask. The two look exactly like the BASILISK members from years ago. “First off, let me say that the men behind these masks are not the originals. The one promise I have kept in my tenure is that no BASILISK member has worked here since they were defeated. Well, except for Skeleskreem. That’s another story. Anyhow, these are two men that have issues with Skullgore slash Skeleskreem from their collective paths, and they’ve decided now is a good time to settle things. I have offered WoW as a platform. They don’t have any issues with Detective X, but he made the mistake of being Skreem’s only associate so he’s in their crosshairs. Gentlemen, welcome to WoW.”

7) In a WoW Ladies’ title match, Sgt. Shipley defeats Elfette to become the new champion. She is met by her husband, Chance Solar.

8) Chicano, with Big Rig, over Jet Set Strutter. Rig liberally interferes and distracts the ref.

9) In the main event, Ace of Spades defeats HFK to win the WoW title. As soon as AoS is announced as new champion, the rest of the Era make their way to the ring. Ace grabs the belt and is prepared for a fight, but the Era seem more interested in HFK. Brohan and Ace exchange words, but that’s it. HFK asks “where were you guys?” Big Rig, “In the back rooting for you…for all the good it did.” HFJ, “if you’d been out rooting for me, it would’ve helped a lot more. That didn’t occur to you guys. I thought you had all the answers.” Brohan, “watch your tone, kid. Rig is dead on. The Whole New Era means we help each other because we want to, not because we need to. Did you see Strutter and Chicano earlier? Rig was out there because they’re friends and he wanted to have his friends back. Chicano didn’t need Rig’s help to win.” HFK, “actually, Bro’, he did. Rig was all over that match.” Chicano, “shut your mouth, kid.” HFK, “are you guys going to let him talk to me like that?” Brohan, “he’s right. Shut your mouth. Ex-champs don’t carry a lot of weight in the Whole New Era. Sorry, kid, but you’re part of the past. There’s just no room for you anymore.” Chicano attacks HKF from behind, and Brohan and BR join in. From the back, VTC hits the ring and tries to help his former partner, but he falls to the numbers game. Brohan and Chicano rip off their WNE shirts and lay them across HFK’s and VTC’s faces. Brohan pulls a can of spray paint from underneath the ring, and sprays yellow all over their backs. Chicano the spray paints WNE over the WoW logo in the middle of the ring.

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Monday Night Live 5/1/95
Boston Arena

Mercenary opens the show by apologizing for missing the match two weeks ago against Sumo San. He thanks Troglo for taking up for him and wishes him a speedy recovery. Ryan Regret comes out with Sumo and Ninja Shadow. He says he wants that bounty money, but it’s hard to collect when Merc takes the cowards way out with lame excuses. Merc, “I knew you would say that you tiresome little rat. Here’s my offer. I will take on both of those men at the same time. If I lose, I’m gone, and you get paid. I win, and I’m collecting that money. If Fantasy refuses to pay up, then I’m taking it out of his ass.”

1) Magnus Muscle is in the ring for his match against Lazer. As soon as Lazer drops into the ring, a horde of security fills it. He is wrestled to the mat by several guys, and one of them severs the repelling cable. Lazer starts attacking everybody with his hockey stick, including Magnus. Mr. Fantasy appears on the screen. He order security to withdraw “if they can still move.” He says he ordered Lazer to stop the repelling, and his order was ignored. He resorted to more drastic measures. “Lazer, consider yourself grounded along with the rest of us mere mortals. Don’t try that repelling trick again. Oh, before I go, Magnus wins the match because I don’t like you.” Lazer, “you will pay for this, Fantasy.” MF, “get in line.”

2) Undermaster and Kannibal Keith are back in the “throne room of Hell.” UM says that he only has one thing to say. He will hold off transmogrification and accept the challenge of Samson and the Doctor.” Kannibal, “I will be honored to be the Lord’s partner, and help him vanquish the enemies of the dark.”

3) Mercenary defeats Sumo San and Ninja Shadow in a handicap match. He gets further payback by locking Regret in the Cloverleaf ..MD is back on the screen. “I’ve had it. I don’t know how and why you are so damn lucky, but it’s about to run out. I’m taking care of you myself, Mercenary. I’ve got a few tricks that can help me beat you, and would you let Regret go? He’s starting to turn blue.”

4) Crash Ratchethands over B.U. Lee

5) SilverGod over Dirk Dungeon.

6) Zen over 2-Zap by countout. 2-Zap was outside the ring recovering when a man in a pristine while suit and hat smacked him over the head with the heavy end of a cane, while standing amongst the fans. The shot knocked zap completely out. Zen tried to grab the guy, but took a shot from the cane for his troubles. Security found him and escorted him to the back.

7) Mynx over Femme Fatale.

8) Great Ginzu over Chance Solar and Memphis Prince in a three-way.

9) Magnifico over Dark Mauler to win the TV title. The Hunk comes and celebrates with Magnifico. Hunk gets on the mic and talks about “his little buddies” success. He uses the phrase several times, including directly addressing Magnifico with the term. Magnifico shakes his head “no” the last time, and whispers something to Hunk before walking off.

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Sports Entertainment 5/11/95
Canada Centre

1) Chance Solar and Great Ginzu fought to a double-countout. This came after a hard fall from the turnbuckle involving both men. Both men hit their heads, and were stunned enough to not be able to beat the ref’s count. Chance recovered first, and checked on his opponent. Ginzu seemed appreciative of Solar’s actions.

2) Overload over Fireball and Chief Buffalo in a three-wat match. Sumo San comes out with Overload, but Ryan Regret follows right behind and calls him to the back. Sumo checked with ‘Load before following.

3) In a Steel Cage match, Samson and Big, Bad Doctor defeat Undermaster and Kannibal Keith. BBD pins the Undermaster, much to everyone’s surprise.

4) Mercenary defeats Mr. Fantasy. MF shows more than in prior in-ring appearances, but it’ Merc refuses to release the Canadian Cloverleaf until Fantasy promises to give him the bounty money. Fantasy agrees.

5) The Hunk defeats Dark Mauler by countout when DM takes a walk in the middle of the match. Magnifico comes down to taunt DM for leaving. In the ring together, Hunk immediately makes references to “his little buddy,” which causes Magnifico to walk away. Hunk apologizes for the nickname, “sorry, lit-sorry, Mags. It just comes out. I just want the people to know how cool of guy you are. Mag’s comes back over and the two men shake hands.

6) Hunk leaves and Al comes out to speak to Magnifico. He opens by asking if Hunk’s comments get under his skin. Mag’s says he’s not here to talk about the Hunk, but about the TV title. People have always said that he’s too undersized to compete in America. Mag’s says he’s proven them wrong. “I could repeat a bunch of old sayings about the size of the fight in the dog and all that, but there’s no need for that. This,” pointing to belt, ‘is all the proof I need that I can not only compete, but win, in Wow against friend or foe.

7) 2-Zap over The Annihilator. Zap checks the front rows for any sign of the mystery man that attacked him.

8) The Whole New Era are in Mr. Fantasy’s office. Big Rig and Chicano are slouched on the sofa. Brohan is sitting on MF’s desk. MF, “we have chairs, Brohan.” Brohan, “I’m good bro’, and you’re welcome.” MF, “for what?” Brohan, “we took out he Kid and Vlad like you wanted.” MF, “I wanted? I didn’t ask you-“Chicano, “Yo, you didn’t have to ask. It was a favor. We like favors because it’s nice being owed.” MF, “I don’t owe you anything.” Big Rig, “we will see about that. Wasn’t it nice the way Vlad came to help his friend. Whatta pal. Since they’d been on the outs, we didn’t expect Vlad to show up. I guess some bonds never break, huh?” Chicano, “brought tears to my eyes, it did. Helped us take out two birds with one stone, too.” Brohan, “like I said, you’re welcome.” MF, “I did not, nor would I ever, ask for your help. Tell you what. You leave me alone, and I will let you do your thing. Sound good?” Chicano, “let us? Bossman, you can’t stop us.” MF, “I don’t have time for this right now. If you gentlemen will see yourselves out?” Nobody moves as we fade out.

9) In a WoW tag title match, Flex Deltoid and The Doberman retain against Perfection.

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Weekend Attitude 5/20/95
The Ballroom

We with Damage Control, Sumo San, Overload, and Ninja Shadow in a room. Ryan Regret walks in a stars immediately talking. He stops, “what’s he doing here?” he asked, pointing to Overload. “He’s with me,” replied Sumo San. “Well, he’s not with me, so he needs to leave.” Sumo, “Don’t move, ‘Load. Regret, you may not have him under contract, but we’re a team now so get used to it.” Regret, “are you defying me? Don’t make the same mistakes Manga and Chicano did.” Sumo, “their only mistake was speaking their mind. You only want sheep like these two,” motioning to Damage Control. “You only want good little soldiers. Let’s go, “Load. I’m getting out on my terms.” Sumo and Overload start to leave, but Regret steps in the way. “He goes, you stay. You work for me, like it or not. You couldn’t pay me enough to work with this oaf.” Overload makes a threatening gesture and Damage Control moves in front of Regret. There’s a tense moment. “Where do you stand, Shadow?” asks Sumo. Regret, “try and leave with them, and you’re finished.” Shadow just stands there. Regret, “that’s what I thought. He knows better. Now, for the last time, Sumo, sit. Overload, get your fat ass out of here.” Suddenly, Shadow walks out in his usual silence. Regret curses under his breath, “Quan, follow him.” Quan leaves. “Pharaoh, step back. Sumo can go, for now. You dump Overload and we can salvage this, or don’t and I ruin both of you.” Sumo and Overload walk out without looking back,

1) The Insiders over Netherworld.

2) Cabb over Suicide. The announcers tell us that Dragonfly will return to WoW shortly.

3) Mad Arab, Cadaver, and Vin Voltage fought to a 15-min. time-limit draw with Mean Streets and Magnus Muscle. The only reason it went to time was because Vin’s team spent a lot of time just sadistically working over their opponents,

4) Devastatia over Penny Dreadful.

5) Vegas, with Ezekiel, over Cesar Sleaze, with Valkyrie.

6) Chance Solar calls out Great Ginzu and says that he would like another match since their last one ended badly for both. Ginzu agrees and they shake hands. As Solar turns his back, Ginzu roundhouse kicks him in the head.

7) Kannibal Keith and Mort Ishun are in the Throne Room of Hell. Keith says it’s 100% his fault that the Master was pinned by “that fool Big, Bad Doctor.” Mort actually concurs, telling Keith that “he let the Master down.” Keith, “Hell weeps as its Lord is felled by a mortal.” Ishun, “Quiet. Don’t speak such words. Undermaster’s falls was but a figment of the mortal’s imagination. He remains a powerful as ever, right?” Keith, “Yes, uh..as powerful as ever. Samson and the Doctor only believe they managed to pin him. It doesn’t matter. Transmogrification has begun. He is deep in the DemonSleep. When he awakes and returns to WoW his battle cry will be, “abandon hope, all ye who remain here.”

8) Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander over Skeleskreem and Detective X. ‘Skreem and X entered separately, and paid little attention to one another even during the match.

9) In a non-title Falls Count Anywhere match, Sgt. Shipley defeats Elfette.

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Champ Clash 5/27/95
Puro Dome

1) In a Ladies’ title match, Sgt. Shipley retains against Devastatia.

2) 2-Zap is talking to WoW security backstage. Zap, “so what you’re saying is that you somehow let a short, fat man in a blinding white suit get away?” Security nodded and apologized. “We left him alone in a room where we were going to grill him, and he slipped away.” The voice was then heard, “no jail can hold the Notorious B.B. How do you expect regular room could?” Security moved towards B.B., but Zap called them off. “He’s my problem, guys.” Zap, “that was you that knocked me out. What’s your problem, man?” BB, “only the money you owe from the B-Boys Days. You know exactly how much.” Zap, “why you just now showing up to collect?” BB, “stuff happens, zapper, stuff happens…but I’m here now. I know you one the cruiserweight title and you’re just swimming in fat stacks, right homie.” Zap, “Um, I lost the title, B. Now’s not a good time.” BB, “so you’re a loser like you always were. You’re the reason the B-Boys never won a title, which cost me a whole lot of cash back then. Damn, son, you’ve been bleeding me dry for a long time…the loans plus you costing me title bonuses. I never thought of it that way till now. I suggest you figure out a way to pay up.” Zap, “You can’t get blood from a stone, B. I ain’t got it to give you, and you can forget all that lost bonuses crap. I will make good, but it can’t be now.” BB, “I may not be able to get blood from a stone, but I can get it from you. You pay, or I beat it out of you till you do. I was always better than you, and I can still go. Mr. F just gave me a little contract, so you and me will be scrapping real soon, little man.”

3) Beer Can Man, Mandonna, and Cesar Sleaze, with Valkyrie, over The Insectoids and Crash Ratchethands. Val’s team looked as good as they have ever have, and they won skillfully and efficiently. Val, “boys, that was something else. I’m damn proud. We need to up the competition level a bit, but you keep this up and I will be able to let you go off on your own.” “Sir, thank you, sir!!” Val, “you can drop that now. We’re all friends. Now, you boys go celebrate.” Sleaze, you’re not joining us?” Val, “Not this time. I’ve got some personal stuff to take care of. You go shut down the club for me, ok?”

4) Magnifico over Dark Mauler to retain the TV title. Mauler’s team came to ringside, and The Hunk came down to help. After a ref bump, there was a lot going on, and Hunk hit DM with the Hunka Dunk. The ref came too, and Mags reluctantly covered him for the win. Afterwards, Mags was not happy with Hunk’s interference. Hunk, “hey, little b-, man, I was just trying to help.” Mags, “you could help by keeping those other guys off my back. I didn’t need you help beating Mauler. I appreciate what you were trying to do, but let me win my own matches.”

5) The Hotsteppaz are in the crowd dancing with the audience to their favorite tunes. The music changes to “square-dance” style country music. The Mullets come out and try to get people to dance with them, but nobody wants anything to do with them. When the Hotsteppaz confront them, the Mullets attack them.

6) Flex Deltoid and The Doberman defeat Mad Arab and Cadaver to retain the tag team titles.

7) Blockbuster Brohan defeats Jet Set Strutter. The WNE are present. Perfection come out to back up Strutter.

8) Ace of Spades retain the WoW title against Big, Bad Doctor.