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Monday Night Live 6/5/95
Prince Charlie Hall

1) Magnus Muscle is in the ring for a match with Lazer. After Magnus’ intro, the lights go out. When they return, Lazer is in the ring. He did not come from the ceiling. Lazer defeats MM in just a short series of moves. Lazer, “Mr. Fantasy may have denied me flight, for now. That doesn’t change the fact that you will never see me coming. Before I go, a word of warning. We have a traitor in our midst. The Judas’ kiss will be given soon. Watch your friends closely. Should this happen as I expect, the traitor will be my first victim of note.”

2) Vin Voltage, Mad Arab, and Cadaver over Boomstix and The Annihilator. Dark Mauler joins his team. DM, “Hunk, Magnifico, both of you are in our sights. I would be TV champion if it weren’t for your deceit. Beware our fury.”

3) Gorgon Tokoro over Jenny Dreadful. She was initially angry at the loss, but seemed confused at the crowd’s support. Her sister comes to the ring. Penny, “sis, what’s wrong? We’ve talked about this. They like you. You’ve earned their trust. Jenny, “I lost. Why are they still showing me…love?” Penny, “that’s how things are on “this” side. Where you came from, people only care about you for what you’ve done for them lately. You’re now supported by people who like you win or lose.” Jenny, “I never knew. I really like this side, a lot.”

4) The Hotsteppaz over the Mullets.

5) Herman Nerd over MCFrosty.

6) Fireball over Reptile Ranger.

7) Beer Can Man, with Valkyrie, over Johnny Kobra. After the win, Val calls out Cesar Sleaze and Mandonna. “Guys, I’m going to graduate Beers. I’ve done all I can do. Congratulations. You two still have a final coming up.” Johnny Kobra approaches the group, “Valkyrie, do you think you could put me through your training?” Val, “Johnny, I wish I could, but I’m getting out of this business. I just helped these guys out because we were already hanging out.” JK, “so I’m not good enough for you? That’s it? Screw you?” Val, “that’s not what I said.” Sleaze, “watch your language around a lady, punk.” Val, “I can take care of myself, Cesar.” JK, “you know what, I’m glad you said no. Don’t know what I was thinking. Go to Hell, all of you. You know you will regret this.”

8) Chance Solar over Great Ginzu.

9) In a cruiserweight title match, Masakari retain against 2-Zap when Notorious BB interferes.

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Sports Entertainment 6/15/95
Boston Arena

1) Ninja Shadow over Crash Ratchethands. Sumo San and Overload come out. Sumo asks Shadow if he’s still with Regret or not. Shadow walks off.

2) Skeleskreem and Detective X over Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander. ‘Skreem tries to take Commander’s mask off, and asks X for help. The Detective ignores him and walks off. ‘Skreem is forced to flee when Iron Mask attacks.

3) A three-way match between Elara Nexus, Devastatia, and Elfette is thrown out after the ref loses control.

4) Damage Control over Destruction. Quan says that DC will win the Tag Team Invitational in three weeks, and they hope Destruction is standing on the other side in the finals.

5) Blockbuster Brohan over Jet Set Strutter. Again, WNE play a part in he win.

6) Mort’s Mausoleum is open. He says he’s invited Lazer to be his guest, as people want to find out more about more the changes in his life and career. “Sadly, Lazer has nor accepted my invitation.” Kannibal Keith, “Lazer talks a lot but shows little. These changes are nothing more than cosmetic disguises barely holding together a failed career.” The lights go out, but when they come back on, he’s not there. Keith, “parlor tricks from a coward, Mort. Nothing more.” An upright casket behind Keith and Mort opens and Lazer steps out. Mort is speechless, and Keith asks what’s wrong. Lazer attacks Keith and throws him into the casket, shutting the door and tipping it over on its side.

7) Notorious B.B. over 2-Zap.

8) Memphis Prince is making a return visit on the late-night talk show from a few weeks ago. “If there’s one thing that me and my Gladiators hate, it’s this new “hardcore” wrestling crap. The host mentions several promotions that have been around a while that advertise a hardcore style. “You just made my point. Those groups may have their disgusting fans, but they aren’t a blip on WoW’s radar. All of a sudden, wrestlers from these outlaw nothing companies are signing with WoW. Don’t know if Fantasy’s even paying attention anymore. They’re like an infection...a disease. I won’t stand for them polluting the greatest promotion on Earth even if the owner doesn’t care. Guys like Beer Can Man, Believer, Cabb, Suicide, and Dragonfly are nobodies who think doing flippy stunts and hitting people with sticks are substitutes for ability. Wrong. My Gladiators and I are taking it upon ourselves to run these losers out of the group, and end their careers if need be.”

9) Flex Deltoid and The Doberman over The Hotsteppaz to retain the tag team titles.

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Weekend Attitude 6/24/95
Canada Centre

1) Mercenary over Great Ginzu and Killer Klown in a three-way match. Afterwards, “Fantasy, you promised me the bounty you had on my head so I wouldn’t ruin your back with my cloverleaf. It’s been a little while, and I haven’t seen a check or a case full of money. Time’s running out, or you’ll find yourself in the cloverleaf again, and this time I don’t let go.”

2) Lazer over Zen. A forklift carrying a casket is driven to ringside. The lid lifts and Kannibal Keith rises. “Lazer, I repeat my prior statement of fact. You’re parlor tricks to fool the braindead masses and nothing more. You had to attack me from behind to get an advantage. You will never have that advantage again. Next time we meet, it will be face-to-face. Lazer agrees. He then climbs the turnbuckle and leaps across, landing in the casket which is still elevated. He and Keith start fighting. The drive of the forklift seems to panic, and backs up suddenly. The casket and both men are dropped about 6 feet after rolling off the forks. Both are stunned. Keith recovers first. He runs to the forklift, drags the operator off, and backs up the ramp away from the quickly approaching Lazer.

3) We go to a P4V commercial for the Tag Team Invitational next week. The featured teams and Mad Arab and Cadaver, and Mount Crushmore, the new name for Sumo San and Overload. We are reminded that Damage Control and Destruction are in it as well.

4) Chief Buffalo over Cabb. Memphis Prince timely distraction aids in the win.

5) Jet Set Strutter, The Flawless One, and Exotic Rick are out. They challenge the Whole New Era to a Trios match. Strutter says that even with what the ERA bring to the table, they can’t overcome this much wisdom and experience.

6) The Insiders over The Gage Guyz. The Insiders are joined by Brohan. Big Rig accepts the challenge. Chicano says that the fossils call wisdom and experience is the last gasping breath from a dying breed. Brohan, “your days are over Strutter, you and your no-name pals.”

7) Cesar Sleaze, with Valkyrie, over Nuclear War Hawk. Val wants to repeat the graduation ceremony, but Cesar says he’s not ready. “This was just a fluke, Val. I barely beat him. I still need you.” Val, “Cesar, yout fine.” Sleaze pleads his case again. Val, “ok, a little more work, but then I’m done with you guys. I like you all, but I’ve got some other things going on that require my attention.” Cesar, “what kind of “other things.” Val, “doesn’t matter. If I get what I want, then it’s going to take up way too much of my time. I can you a little more, for now.”

8) Ronny Believer is talking to the Daredevils. “Suicide, Dragon, listen up, You heard the Prince on that show. He and the Gladiators think they can just run us off. I like WoW and I’m not going anywhere. You saw what happened to Cabb. Prince cost him a very winnable match. Suicide, I know you and he have had your differences, but he’s all for working with you to fight Prince and the Gladiators. Beers and I haven’t gotten along in a while, but we are willing to work with one another. What’d you say? Help us?” Dragonfly and Suicide converse briefly and then offer their hands. “We’re in, Ronny.”

9) Grand Manga regains the Cruiserweight title with a win over Masakari.

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Tag Team Invitational 6/30/95
Mojito Beach

1) Round 1, Match 1- Destruction over Mad Arab and Cadaver

2) Round 1, Match 2- The Daredevils over The Hotsteppaz.

3) Round 1, Match 3- Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander over Skeleskreem and Detective X.

4) Round 1, Match 4- Damage Control over Mount Crushmore. After the match, Quan takes a hard corner splash from both opponents.

5) Semi-Finals, Match 1- Destruction over The Daredevils.

6) Semi-Finals, Match 2- Damage Control over Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander.

7) Memphis Prince and The Gladiators are out. Prince says that Believer can rally the troops all he wants. It doesn’t matter how many soldiers you have if they aren’t worth a crap at fighting. Massacre says that he and Brute stand by Prince’s idea that “hardcore” wrestling is garbage, and they want those who practice that style to be eliminated. Brute then offers the Prince a warning. “Watch your mouth, Prince. You’ve been warned too many times. I grow tired of you. I will fight with you and Massacre, but only to a point.”

8) In the final match, Destruction defeats Damage Control to win the tournament. Before the final match, Al introduces the legendary tag team of Otto and Strongarm Thompson, The Thompson Crew. They will be presenting the trophies to the winners. However, during the match, Pharaoh hits the railing hard right in front of Otto Thompson. Otto, always known as a cantankerous SOB, slugs Pharaoh. This indirectly leads to the pinfall. During the presentation, Ryan Regret comes out. “Otto Thompson you SOB. You cost my team. It’s your fault. You’re going to pay. I know you’re retired in your mind, but wrestling retirements are as real as Santa Claus. If you’re tough enough to sucker punch my guy, then you’re tough enough to face him in the ring. Pull your trunks and boots out of storage and lace them up. Damage Control will retire you the hard way, son.”

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Monday Night Live 7/3/95
Cattle Castle

1) Damage Control over The Thompson Crew. Strongarm holds his own, but Otto really shows his age here. DC win rather easily. Afterwards, Ryan Regret distracts Strongarm, who is attacked by DC. They handcuff him to the turnbuckle. They then use a double-team move on Otto that appears to break his arm. After order is restored, but before the medical team can get set up, Otto’s arm hangs limply by his side.

2) Piranha over Tatters Gage and The Annihilator in a three-way.

3) Memphis Prince over Ronny Believer. A distraction from Massacre and a foreign object shot later, and the Prince gets the win. Cabb tries to protest, but to no avail.

4) The Whole New Era defeat Jet Set Strutter and Perfection. After a post-match beatdown, the ERA use the yellow spray paint again to make the yellow stripes.

5) Zeke Mullet, with Cletus Mullet, over Avery, with Romeo.

6) Lazer over Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun.

7) Cesar Sleaze, with Valkyrie, over Fireball. Val says Sleaze had officially graduated. She encourages him to find the others and celebrate. He says that Beers is hanging around “with the hardcore guys”, and that he and Mandonna really don’t get along all that well. He asks if she wants to go celebrate. She thanks him, and says that she had other plans.

8) The Hunk over Cadaver.

9) Magnifico retains the TV title over Dark Mauler. Again, Magnifico is threatened by Mauler’s team, and The Hunk saves the day. Hunk says that he knew his “little buddy” could win by himself, and that he didn’t need to ask for his help against Mauler the first time. “Ask what? I didn’t ask anything. You involved yourself, and I ask you not to. The only reason I gave Mauler another match was because I had to prove I could beat him without your help.” Hunk, “hold on, little buddy. I know you don’t want to let all your o-so-amazing fans down, but don’t lie to them. You asked me to be on standby if things got out of control.” Mags, ‘yes, if Mauler’s guys try to get involved. They did, and you helped. You just went a little further than I meant. Hunk, “I know what you meant, little buddy, and-“ Mags, “stop that. Are you trying to be a jerk? I’ve asked you over and over. It’s not respectful to me.” Hunk, “Guess what, little buddy? I don’t have one ounce of respect for a d-bag midget like you.” Hunk clotheslines Magnifico, and follows it up with a Hunk Dunk. “You never were my little buddy, because you were never my buddy. I wanted the belt on you because beating a little shrimp like you will be a piece of pie for the Hunk. Now, I want everyone to meet my new manager and teammates, Ryan Regret and Damage Control.” Regret and DC join Hunk in the ring. DC hit Mags with the Target Lock for good measure.

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Sports Entertainment 7/13/95
Chitown Complex

Mr. Fantasy opens with two announcement. This month’s P4V will indeed be a Ladies’ Night, has many fans have asked. “It seems strange I know, considering that we barely have enough women to fill the card out, but other forces are at work. It will be a fine show, and will definitely be up to the high standards of WoW. Second, I had assumed that Destruction would claim the tag title shot scheduled for tonight’s main event. They have elected not to do so. Tonight’s tag title defense will be open challenge.”

1) Sgt. Shipley is leaving the Ladies’ locker room when Great Ginzu appears behind her. When she turns around, he sprays the mist into her eyes. She crumples to the floor screaming. Other ladies from the locker room come out to check, and they begin tending to her with water to her eyes.

2) Jenny and Penny Dreadful over Femme Fatale and Devastatia by disqualification.

3) Strongarm Thompson over Dizzy Lixx. The old-school wrestler like SA seems disgusted by the extravagant Lixx.

4) Strongarm sits with the announcers while Destruction and Damage Control are announced for a NO DQ match. He takes no action, but Regret and DC are troubled by his presence. Destruction picks up the win, and Thompson decks Regret.

5) Troglo is scheduled to return against Zen. He does return, but he’s calling himself Troglove. He’s dressed like a hippy from the 60s…tie-dye, headbands, etc. He introduces himself to the people like they don’t know him at all. He says he’s here in WoW to help Mercenary get his money. He goes on to defeat Zen.

6) Blockbuster Brohan comes out. He says that tonight’s open challenge is already closed, and it will be a Whole New Era for tag wrestling in WoW when Big Rig and Chicano win the title from Deltoid and Doberman.

7) Johnny Kobra over Cesar Sleaze. The announcers say it appears that Sleaze didn’t try real hard to win. Afterwards, he was hears bemoaning the absence of Valkyrie.

8) Beer Can Man, Ronny Believer, and Cabb are sitting backstage drinking beer. They are upset at Memphis Prince and the Gladiators. “RB, “if any of us could get Prince one-one-one, we could take him. I have no doubt the Daredevils could beat the Gladiators next week, but if Prince shows up, and he will…who knows what will happen.” BCM, “let’s ask about some stips barring them from ringside or get suspended.” Cabb, “already tried. Fantasy won’t even listen. I don’t know when Prince and the Gladiators got so valuable.” BCM, “I think it’s that he doesn’t see any value in us.” RB, “you may be right. I don’t understand Fantasy at all.” Cabb, “beating Prince and his flunkies is our job, and no help’s coming. You know, maybe we’ve been coming at this wrong. Camera guy, take a hike. This is private.”

9) The Insiders defeat Flex Deltoid and The Doberman to win the WoW tag titles. They are joined by Brohan in a celebration.

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Weekend Attitude 7/22/95
Empire Gardens

1) Gage Guyz over Mean Streets

2) Memphis Prince over Cabb. More interference from the Gladiators. The remainder of the Cabb’s teammates fill the ring. Ronny Believer, “Prince, you and your Gladiators are a fraud.” Brute, “stop calling us HIS.” RB, stop acting like trained poodles who jump when he calls. For a couple of guys who look like badasses, you are the weakest sisters we’ve ever seen.” Prince, “you hardbore trash better listen up. If your style is so effective, it shouldn’t matter how many of us there are. Win the damn matches or shut the Hell up.” Dragonfly, “you admit you need help to win.” Massacre, “none of us need help, but if we choose to help…you deal with it. How many times have we been disqualified? None. We must be doing something right. You guys need to figure out how to beat us, or give up.” Brute, “give up, punks. You waste our time. If Mr. Fantasy sees a problem, then he will fix it. You’re the only one with the problem. We’re tired of all of you. You’ve got a couple more chances, and that’s it.”

3) Mercenary and Troglove are out. Merc thanks Trog for having his back. Trog says Merc is his favorite wrestler, and it’s not fair the way Mr. Fantasy is treating him. He’s going to help him get that bounty money.

4) Mynx over Ms. Misery.

5) Flex Deltoid is out. He says that he and Doberman have decided to part ways for now. They had a good run, but he’s itching to chase some singles’ titles. He calls out Ace of Spades and says that he’s targeting the WoW title. “I’ve never held it, and that’s an injustice to me, WoW, and these fans.”

6) The Gladiators over The Daredevils, and Memphis Prince played a part, again.

7) Notorious BB over Zen.

8) The Whole New Era are out. The Insiders celebrate their tag titles. Chicano, “Yo’, Buster, that waist is looking bare. You going to do something about it?” Brohan, “don’t you worry about me, bro’. We will all be walking around with some gold before long. I hear Flex Deltoid out here running his mouth…Flex freakin’ Deltoid. What’s that chump done in 100 years to deserve to talk about the WoW title. Nothing. Flex, back off before I hurt you. Nothing good can come of this except your humiliation. We are the Whole New Era, you’re a dinosaur like Strutter.” Big Rig, “As big and bad as those dinos were, they went extinct. The ERA is bringing an Extinction Level Event to WoW. You will all fall.”

9) Grand Manga retains the Cruiserweight title over 2-Zap when Notorious BB interferes. GM and B nae words as well.

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Ladies Night 7/29/95
Rassletorium


As the announcers are welcoming everyone, they get word that a limo has pulled up in the back. We cut to that scene. An attractive woman in her late-20s gets out. She is wearing a form-fitting business suit and stiletto heels. The WoW staff present shows her a lot of deference. She tells one of them that she wants to open the show. She is lead right to the entrance where she comes out to the entrance platform. She tells everyone that her name isn’t important right now, but that she’s the “Savior of the Ladies’ Division.” “The chauvinistic misogynist Mr. Fantasy wanted to end this event and the Tournament of Queen in December for good. I am now in a place where I can say “NO”. I don’t want to pat myself on the back too hard, but now I can fight for these ladies and their place on the card. We’re calling it the Women’s’ Explosion!! Fantasy couldn’t be bothered to keep enough women employed to fill out this card, so I, in wisdom beyond my years, have brought in several legends for this huge event!! I could talk all night, but you’re here to see my women fight!! Ring the bell!!”

1) Succubus defeats Gothica, one of the returning legends.

2) In a three-way legends match, Lyndi Harker defeats Auntie Voodoo and Madame Tiki. The match itself is pretty average, but the fans enjoy it for the participants. Afterwards, Harker tries to get the trio together for a photo, but Auntie shoves her away and leaves.

3) Next up is the battle royal. The participants are:

Dandelion/Devastatia/Elara Nexus/Femme Fatale/Valkyrie/Jenny Dreadful/Penny Dreadful/Ms. Misery/Mynx/Eventual Winner….as is almost always the case…Gorgon Tokoro.

Note: Cesar Sleaze was at ringside watching Valkyrie, but she seemed more aggravated by him than pleased to see him.

4) Chance Solar is backstage with his wife, Ladies’ champion Sgt. Shipley. She is having the bandages removed from her eyes for the first time since Great Ginzu sprayed her with the mist. “Chance, I can beat Elfette with less than perfect vision. I only need to see her once to get my hands on her, then it’s all over.” Chance, “I admire your bravery, dear. I knew asking you to delay this match was pointless, because I wouldn’t delay it if I were in your shoes. I’m more concerned about Elfette attacking your eyes than the vision part.” “As am I,” said the attending physician, “ if she stoops that low, Sarge, forget your pride and get out. Better to run and see another day, literally,” Sarge, “it’s never better to run, doc, but I’ll keep that in mind.” The doctor and Shipley went into another room for another treatment. Chance left the medical area, and as he walked out, he was attacked by Ginzu. Chance was blindsided, so Ginzu took him straight down and assaulted him with kicks and chops. GG set up Solar for a mist shot when the door opened, and the doctor stepped out. A distracted GG sprayed the doctor in the face before taking off.

5) Elfette comes out first. Shipley is announced, but doesn’t come out. A camera crew comes across the aftermath of Ginzu’s attack. Solar and the doctor are being attended to by other medical personnel. An assistant tells Shipley that she’s late for the ring. She tells him that she will forfeit, and starts to hand him the title to give to Elfette. Solar stops the handoff. “Sitting here with me is like running, babe, and that’s never better, remember? Who said that again?” Shipley smiles, kisses Chance on the forehead, and heads off. However, there appears to be too much working against her, as she doesn’t look like her usual self in the ring. Elfette defeats Sgt. Shipley to win the WoW Ladies title. Shipley asks for a mic. She starts talking about Ginzu when the mystery woman from the beginning comes out. She cuts off Shipley. “You and your husband versus Ginzu has nothing to do with the Women’s’ Explosion. You can talk about this on Mr. Fantasy’s time.” She turns to Elfette, “now, Elfette congratulation on winning what I personally believe is the most prestigious title-hey, where you going? I’m still talking.” Elfette waved a dismissive hand as she walked off. “I’m your new boss, Elfette. Come back here.” Elfette did not come back. Shipley grabbed the woman by the shoulder and spun her around. “What the-. Shipley, don’t you ever touch me-“ Shipley, “I don’t know who you are, and I don’t care. You will not dismiss me again…ever. Whatever beef you and Fantasy have is a you problem. If you’re truly my new boss, and Elfette’s for that matter, we are not getting off on the right foot.” Mystery, “I agree. I’m considering suspending both of you and stripping the title from her.” Sarge, as she exits, “lady, I would pay to watch you try to take that belt out of Elfette’s little green hands.”

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Monday Night Live 8/7/95
Golden Plaza

As the show opens, Memphis Prince and the Gladiators are entering the building. They are jumped by the Ronny Believer, Beer Can Man, Cabb, and the Daredevils. Prince and Massacre are handcuffed to a pipe. Brute is separated from others. Cabb, “Ok, big man, you say you don’t need help to beat us, let’s you and me go right now.” Brute, “Cabb, you are going to pay for this.”

1) Cabb defeats Brute. The rest of Cabb’s team fill the ring. Ronny Believer, “don’t worry, Brute, we aren’t going to jump you. We don’t work that way. We just want to make sure that you understood our point for doing what we need. We aren’t going to let you and Prince claim superiority when you haven’t given us a fair fight.” Brute, “you’ve made no point. Was I supposed to learn a lesson from this? We’re superior because we’re superior. That’s a fact you all need to accept. You’re so-called hardcore is trash wrestling for the untalented who have no place in this business. Any win you get is a fluke. I’m going to release Massacre and make you see the truth.”

2) Destruction over the Grunge Brothers.

3) We cut to the back again, and Memphis Prince and the Gladiators are in a face off with the hardcores. Massacre tells Beer Can Man that they don’t need weapons. BCM says that he doesn’t either, but a kendo stick sure feels good in his hands. “Massacre, I’ll even give you a chance to see how it feels. Why don’t you and I have us a good old weapons match right now. I got a trashcan full of stuff to hit each other with waiting right over there.” Massacre agrees and he heads to the ring with Prince and Brute. Ronny, “sorry guys, he meant just the two of them.” Brute laughs, “you should know by now, where he goes, I go.” Suicide comes off a stack of boxes with a metal object to Brute’s head, and another fight breaks out. BCM is dragging the trash can of weapons to the ring when Massacre tackles him in the aisle and the match is on. Beer Can Man defeats Massacre in a Weapons match, while both men’s teammates fight backstage.

4) Femme Fatale over Gorgon Tokoro. The two women shake hands before and after the match.

5) Mandonna, with Valkyrie, over MCFrosty. This is Mandonna’s graduation. Mandonna says he’d like to celebrate, but the others have moved on. He asks Valkyrie to celebrate with him, but before she can answer Cesar Sleaze come out. Mandonna asks Sleaze to celebrate with him, but he only acknowledges Val. He says he’s not ready to be a graduate, but Val says he is. He begs her to continue working with him, but she finally says that “school’s closed. Cesar, I’m done. I did you guys a favor, and I think it turned out pretty well. You don’t agree, but there’s nothing I can do. Now, this is starting to become an issue. I like you, and I still consider you a friend. Don’t mess that up. If you’ll excuse me, I have somewhere to be.” She turns to leave, and Sleaze grabs her arm. Mandonna tries to talk to Sleaze, but gets shoved down. “Cesar, let go.” Sleaze apologizes profusely. Val walks off.

6) Notorious BB over 2-Zap. B tells 2-Zap that he’s made his point, and he wants his money. 2-Zap agrees, and says he will find a way to get it. B says, “Best be quick, or these beatings will recommence.”

7) Kannibal Keith, with Mort Ishun, over Max Attack, making his WoW return.

8) Flex Deltoid over Blizzard, with Brimstone.

9) The Hunk, with Ryan Regret, retains the TV title over Magnifico.

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Sports Entertainment 7/17/95
Mid-South Court

1) SilverGod defeats Jacko Pop by disqualification. A masked man enters the ring and hits SG with a punch while wearing something on his fist.

2) The Mercenary and Troglove are with Mr. Fantasy. “Boys, I got to admit that you got me feeling guilty. That’s not something I experience very often. I made a promise that I had no intention of keeping so that you wouldn’t cripple me. I’ve been looking around every corner waiting to get jumped, and, to you guys credit, you haven’t. As a reward for civilized behavior, I’m going to give you a chance to earn the money.” Trog, “even though it’s already his.” MF, “I know you’re an idiot, Trog, but possession is 9/10ths of the law, and I possess the money. I’ve got two guys coming in to take you on in a ladder match. Winner gets the briefcase and the cash…take it or leave it.” Merc, “I guess we will take it, but don’t try to screw us, Fantasy, or we will come around one of those corners you’re so worried about and take you out.”

3) Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander over Skeleskreem and Detective X.

4) Ronny Believer and the Daredevils over Memphis Prince and the Gladiators. Prince was pinned by Dragonfly. He blamed The Gladiators for not coming to his aid. Both men were incapacitated at the time. It looked like Brute was going to get physical, but Massacre whispered something to him. The Gladiators walked off, leaving MP. As Prince yelled after them to come back, Cabb grabbed him from behind and suplexed him for good measure.

5) Samson over Ninja Shadow. It was one-sided decimation. Samson said that he had the title shot in two weeks at SummerSmash. He acknowledged his respect for Ace of Spades. He says they get along backstage, and there are no personal issues. However, when they step foot in the ring and look each other in the eye, it will become personal. Each thinks they are the best, and want to prove it. “Ace, my man, I am going to put you through Hell. If you survive, you deserve that title. I don’t think you will.”

6) The Hunk and Damage Control are out with Ryan Regret. He calls this the “greatest collection of talent ever handled by one man. All my former clients rolled into one aren’t fit to carry the soiled jock of Hunk or Damage Control. DC will be the tag champs, and Hunk will hold the TV and WoW titles at the same time. Finally, after a series of failures, which are no fault of my own, of course, I have assembled the perfect team. WoW beware.”

7) Killer Klown over Dirk Dungeon.

8) Kannibal Keith is with Mort Ishun. They are in an undisclosed location. As usual, its dark and dreary. “Lazer, the time draws near for this to end. Next week, a casket will be sealed with you inside. We have buried people alive. You know this. Our cruelty knows no bounds, and you will find this first hand. You should never have challenged us. We are your doom.” A figure moves in the darkness behind Keith and Mort. “Abomination, how dare you threaten me.” Mort squeals and runs. Lazer emerges from the darkness and faces Keith. “Your fascination with caskets, coffins, and other symbols of death is about to end. Once I seal you in that casket next week, I will insure your incarceration is permanent.”

9) The Insiders, with Blockbuster Brohan, retain the WoW tag titles against Destruction.

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Weekend Attitude 6/26/95
The Ballroom

The show opens with the “Mystery Boss”. “No, good people, I am very real. My appearance at Ladies Night was not some awesome dream you had. The Ladies’ Savior is here. That’s all you need to know…for now. The day will come when we...um…I, pardon me, reveal ourselves and shock the world. For now, I’m just doing my job, making the Ladies great again. In a few minutes, two of my stars, Devastatia and Penny Dreadful, will wrestle a match. Let them understand, as well as all you ladies in the back, that your Boss...your Savior…is watching closely. There will be a chosen one, or, ones. You could be that one. Ok, I must admit, there a couple of you already disqualified from ever earning that title. If you saw Ladies’ Night, you can probably guess who. You two are out. In fact, one way to speed the process of becoming “chosen,” is to help me cut some deadwood from this division. Two pieces of deadwood to be exact. Elfette, I could strip you of that title for ignoring a direct order, but I would rather a chosen one take it from you by beating you half to death. You and Shipley will NEVER defy me again. NEVER.”

1) Devastatia over Penny Dreadful. The Boss was extremely interested in Devastatia.

2) Mr. Fantasy introduces a video revealing his mercenaries to go after Mercenary and Troglove. His “hitmen” are King V and O’ Hooligan. O’Hooligan says in the video that he doesn’t really like Fantasy, but he doesn’t have to like him to take his money. V agrees, but says that he hopes O’ Hooligan will “follow his lead so that they both get paid.” O’Hooligan asks why V has to lead. “I don’t like leaders. They’re bossy. I do my own thing.” V, “If you’re smart, you’ll listen to your King.” When we go back live, MF has his head in his hands, shaking his head. “I knew I should’ve watched it first.”

3) Boomstix over Freakshow.

4) In a Casket match, Lazer defeats Kannibal Keith. After the match, Lazer stuffs Mort Ishun into the same casket as Keith. He them goes under the ring and pulls out a big hammer and some spikes. He drives three spikes through the edge of the casket, effectively sealing it shut. He then shoved the casket off the platform. As he stood in the ring and soaked up the cheers, a rope drops from the ceiling. He quickly fastens it to a harness hidden under his coat (which he’d wrestled the match while wearing) and ascends.

5) Herman Nerd over Cesar Sleaze. Again, Sleaze whines about still needing Valkyrie’s teaching. Mandonna comes out and tells him to stop being such a sissy. “Val’s not here, so all this whining isn’t getting you anywhere expect looking like a punk brat. Grow up and tell everyone what’s really going on.” Sleaze slugged Mandonna and walked off.

6) Chance Solar and Sgt. Shipley are out. Solar gives Great Ginzu an ultimatum. He and Shipley want Ginzu and a lady of his choice in a steel cage. Shipley, “despite what my husband says, I am planning on taking on Ginzu myself. He cost me a title, and may have shortened by career. He’s injured a man of medicine, a man who had treated Ginzu when he was injured. Doc’s career is in question. Ginzu, listen, when Chance and I beat you and whoever teams with you, you will be so humiliated that will slink back to Japan and hide. You won’t be able to face your friends and family. You will be less than nobody when it comes to honor. You’ve already shown you have none. Anyone who admires your actions will see you for the bitter little loser you are.”

7) Al comes out. “Well, it’s finally happened. WoW has been affiliated with several talk shows over the years. Each relationship ends despite our best attempts to keep our men and women civil. I believe the days of our performers on talk-shows are over. It’s probably for the best. There have been a lot of incidences over the last 20 years with WoW wrestlers on talk shows. I guess we in management shouldn’t ask guys who hate each other to suddenly not want to tear each other’s head off just because of the setting. Anyhow, here’s what will likely be the last footage of WoW wrestlers on talk shows. As you know, Ronny Believer’s team has gotten the best of Memphis Prince and the Gladiators recently. The Prince is making his third appearance on this show in the last few months, and this time, the Gladiators are with him. They’ve been running their mouth with the standard spiel about how the hardcore style isn’t wrestling, when this happens. We cut to the footage. The host had just shown the final few seconds of the Trios match from last week where Ronny and The Daredevils defeated the Prince and the Gladiators. All three men were making excuses for the loss, and things were getting heavy. 5 people from the audience rush the stage. It was Believer, BCM, Cabb, and the Daredevils. They had been in disguise the whole time. They swarm the Prince and Glads. The host and the house band bail. Several audience members also clear their seats and head to the exit. The brawl destroys the host’s desk and the guest sofas. The bandstand was destroyed, and several instruments used as weapons. More of the crows fled when the fight moved that way. No security appeared, and as we later found out from Al, they were told not to interfere. Prince and The Glads finally got some distance and fled the scene. Back live, Al tells us that while the damage was extensive, the repercussions were smaller than expected. The show in question was moving, and getting a whole new set. The segment drew one of the highest viewership ratings in the show’s history. Despite this, the producers said “never again.” Al doesn’t even think Mr. Fantasy can pull off the magic to get them on any other shows.

8) Damage Control over Mount Crushmore.

9) In a NO DQ fight, Gorgon Tokoro defeats Femme Fatale. The Boss comes out after the match and tells both ladies that they are high on list of possible “chosen.”

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Summersmash 7/31/95
London Grounds

1) Grand Manga over Masakari to retain the Cruiserweight Championship.

2) Lazer and Piranha fought to a double disqualification.

3) Mandonna’s Boutique is open for the first time in years. His guests are Valkyrie and, reluctantly, Cesar Sleaze. Mandonna opens with the big question to Sleaze. “What’s the deal with you thinking you still needing teaching from Valkyrie?” Val says she thinks she knows what’s up. Sleaze, “I admit that it’s not about needing the teaching from Val. I need Val. I love her.” He pulls a dozen roses from behind a set piece. Val looks at Mandonna, “didn’t I tell you?” She accepts the flowers. Mandonna, “Cesar, Val had a feeling that this is what was going on.” Sleaze, “so?” Val, “so what?” Sleaze, “what do you say? Me and you? More than friends?” Mandonna laughs, drawing a glare from Sleaze. Val, “Cesar, I like you. I really do. You’re a decent guy inside. Even if I didn’t have a boyfriend, we just aren’t meant to be.” Sleaze, “boyfriend? Since when?” Val, “since awhile. I’m flattered, and I’d like to keep the roses as a friendship gift…if you don’t mind.” Sleaze yanks the bouquet out of her hands, and she appears to get cut on some thorns. Blood runs from her fingers. Sleaze slaps Mandonna across the face, and Mandonna falls backwards, tripping over a display of greeting cards. Val, “well, I guess not. What a shame, Sleaze. You have good taste in roses. Well, now, I don’t want anything to do with you since I see you’re a child who can’t handle the word “no” even though I tried to tell you in the best way possible. Now, I just feel sorry for you.” She helps Mandonna to his feet, and Mandonna punches Sleaze. “Get out of my store, asshole.”

4) The Hunk, with Ryan Regret, over Magnifico to retain the TV title.

5) Blockbuster Brohan over Flex Deltoid.

6) In a Tag title match, the Insiders retain against Damage Control.

7) Backstage, Mercenary and Troglove are talking about King V and O’ Hooligan. Merc, “by themselves, they’re tough, but as a team…I don’t know. I think they will trip all over each other trying to show the other who is the better fighter. We hear O’Hooligan’s voice approaching, “we stand to make a nice stack of cash from this match, Merc. I don’t have to like V to work with him.” Trog, “you two will turn on each other. It’s a fact of life.” V, “you’re absolutely 100% correct. It’s matter of who stabs first. Till then, you two don’t stand a chance. I’ve already made some purchases on luxury items because I know that cash is coming. O’Hooligan and I will be the first to get that case and that money.” The discussion continues until the two teams attack each other.
8) In a Ladies title match, Gorgon Tokoro defeats Elfette to win the title. Femme Fatale joins Gorgon in attacking Elfette. Shipley makes the save. Boss Lady comes out and says that she’s informing Tokoro and Femme Fatale that they are the first of the chosen.

9) In a WoW title match, Ace of Spades defeats Samson to retain. As the two men shakes hands in the ring, the crowd is drawn to a commotion in the stands. O’Hooligan. King V, Mercenary and Troglove emerge from the concourse fighting and have taken it to the stands. We fade as security appears to try and break it up.

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Monday Night Live 9/4/95
Prince Charlie Hall

Al opens by announcing that the main event will be Grand Manga defending the cruiserweight title against local British sensation Orion Northstar.
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1) Femme Fatale over Sgt. Shipley.

2) Big, Bad Doctor over Reptile Ranger.

3) Detective X comes to the ring. He says that the “saga of Skeleskreem” appears to have come to an end. “It didn’t end well for him. Maybe he had it coming, maybe not. I’m not glad what happened, but I’m glad my part’s over.” He calls up a video. It shows a man with his face blurred walking through an airport. He passes a free-speech zone. Two men accost him from the zone and try to hand him something. He pushes it away and tries to walk on. One of the two men shoves ‘Skreem to the ground and delivers some well-placed stomps. The other man commandeers a golf cart-like vehicle and appears to run directly over ‘Skreem’s ankle. He writhes in pain. Airport security quickly apprehend the attackers who do not resist. Back live, X tells us that Skeleskreem was transported to the airport hospital and then to a major hospital. “We blurred his face for his privacy. It was the office’s idea. He doesn’t deserve the consideration of privacy. Anyhow, we guess the two men are Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander or are affiliated with them. Now, I have to go mend a lot of fences with a lot of good people and put this behind me.”

4) The Daredevils over The Gladiators. Memphis Prince comes out after the match, and Brute asks where he was. Prince says that Ronny Believer and the rest were holding him up. Brute says that Prince will be alone in his match against Believer later, and he’d better win.

5) Mandonna over Cesar Sleaze. Mandonna wears a Valkyrie t-shirt to the ring.

6) The Doberman over Chief Buffalo.

7) Zen over Max Attack.

8) Ronny Believer over Memphis Prince. The Gladiators come out. RB readies himself, but they ignore him for MP. He leaves. Brute and Massacre surround Memphis Prince. He looks terrified. He begs off. Brute, “we are nobody’s Gladiators. Every time you said that, I could rip your head off, but Massacre stopped me. You were useful at the time. Now, not so much. You bore us, little Prince, and you’re going to stop boring us.” Prince, “whatever you guys say. Name it. I can get it. You won’t be bored again.” Massacre, “you’re going to get it, all right. Brute, let’s end this thing.” Brute grabs Prince and destroy him with a double-team Decapitator. They start to leave the ring, and you can hear Massacre say, “he’s still moving.” The Gladiators push the medical personnel out of the way, and hit another double-team Decapitator. Security is coming down the aisle, so they exit through the crowd.

9) Grand Manga retains the cruiserweight title over Orion Northstar. After, the two men embrace. Orion announces that he’s applied to be a part of this year’s Cruiserweight Cup in three weeks. He looks forward to seeing all the fans again.

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Sports Entertainment 9/14/95
Boston Arena

1) Mr. Fantasy is with Ryan Regret, The Hunk, and Damage Control are in his office. Regret, “so is this Boss chick for real, Fantasy? What’s the story?” Hunk, “I don’t know about you guys, but the Hunk would like some of that sweet Boss pie. Would you like a taste, Fantasy?” MF, “NO!! I mean…she’s a fellow executive. I don’t think of women that way anymore. Well, specifically her, I don’t think of that way. Look, she’s not why you’re here, and Hunk, drop it. You’re here because things are about to get hairy for me. I need you guys watching my back…when you’re not busy. I can make it worth your while.” Regret, ‘you want bodyguards? That’s not really our business.” MF, “I know. I need more like extra sets of eyes. Does that make sense?” Quan, “me and Pharaoh ain’t spies.” MF, “ok... you know what? You take care of me and I will take care of you. Anything that you come across that you feel could weaken my leadership position, feel free to mention it to me. Got it? If I’m weakened, then my allies are weakened as well. Chew on that for a bit before you start telling me what you are and aren’t.”

2) Troglove over The Mad Arab.

3) Ichabod Twist is out. He says he’s not used to being summoned, but he decided to humor the summoner as it suited him to do so. He’s not happy the summoner is late, however. Blockbuster Brohan comes out. “Icky, I’m glad you decided to meet me as I told you to. If you hadn’t, I would’ve looked till I found you and drug you out here. I’m going to be quick. I know we’re going to your Slaughterhouse for Halloween Hellraiser. I am letting you know that the Whole New Era doesn’t give a damn about your fake horror-movie bs. We will not be lead around blindfolded to keep your ridiculous secrets. We will not be a Halloween Hellraiser.” Twist, “I’d heard rumors of such. Therefore, I’ve already had a tag title match for the Insiders contracted. If they no-show, they forfeit. As for you, Brohan, my clientele finds you repulsive. You will not be missed in any way. Feel free to keep far away from my Slaughterhouse.”

4) Elfette over Femme Fatale.

5) We see a P4V commercial for the Cruiserweight Cup. The featured entrants are Dragonfly, Masakari, Cabb, and Ninja Shadow. In the commercial, Cabb and Dragonfly are asked what will happen if they have to wrestle each other. Cabb, “we hope we do, In the finals.”

6) Dark Mauler, Cadaver, and Vin Voltage over The Gage Guyz and Fireball.

7) Beer Can Man over Cesar Sleaze. BCM mocks Sleaze for his affection towards Valkyrie. “Sleaze, I met her boyfriend. You do not want to go there.” Sleaze asks who it is, but BCM just laughs. “Do yourself a favor and stop asking.”

8) 2- Zap approaches Notorious BB. B, “where you been, kid? I thought you ran again. Got my cash?” Zap, “No, but I know where to get it. I just need more time.” B, “kid, I’ve given you all the time in the world. You’re making me look bad.” Zap, “next week. I will 100% for sure have it in your hands next week.” B, “kid, I like you. I’m not a bad guy. You got till Weekend Attitude next Saturday. If you comes empty-handed, or duck me again, I will hurt you bad”

9) In a Ladies title match, Gorgon Tokoro retains against Sgt. Shipley.

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Weekend Attitude 9/23/95
Canada Centre

The Boss comes out to open the show. “I know all you Canadian fans are thrilled that I’ve decided to grace your country with my presence. Mr. Misogyny couldn’t even be bothered to come to the show, so I’m in charge. I’m going to make a programming change right up front. The planned main event ladder match is still on, but it’s being dropped a spot on the card so deserving ladies match can have the top spot. I know, I know, Mercenary is from this country, but what’s more important…Canadian pride or equal rights for women? I really don’t care about your answer so keep it to yourself. The card’s changed, stop whining.” Shipley comes out, “Whoever you are, listen. Merc was in the main event for a reason. This match is a big deal. My match against the Queen of Mean is of lesser importance in the big picture-“ Boss, “I decide the big picture, Shipley. I know you’re just trying to be a white knight to these Canadians, but save your breath. You deserve this. Tell yourself that.” Shipley, “Mr. Fantasy had had ladies’ main events for a while. He’s always been good to us, well, as good as he can be to anybody.” Boss, “he’s just being nice because he feels he has to. He hates what you do, and would fire you all in a minute. You do make him money, so you stay as long as it suits him.” Shipley, “I don’t want your favors.” The Queen of Mean walks up, “well, I do. I deserve the main event. Every main event, Thanks, Boss.” Shipley, “you’re just a self-serving, arrogant-.” Before she could finish, The Queen slugs her. Boss, “finish her now and you get a forfeit win.” Elfette makes the save before The Queen could do any more damage.

1) Lazer over The Flawless One. After, “so the traitor showed his true colors. No one should ever trust The Hunk. What you did to Magnifico was deplorable, but aligning with Ryan Regret was unforgiveable. Magnifico doesn’t need my help. I’m not doing this for him. I despise disloyalty, and will punish it whenever possible.”

2) Damage Control over Grunge Brothers. Afterwards, Quan suggested Lazer call off his crusade. “The Hunk wasn’t disloyal to Mags. He never cares about that little midget. He was just waiting to strike at the perfect time and take the TV title. Should you continue this childish path, neither Hunk nor Damage Control care a bit. You will be crushed.”

3) Vin Voltage over Flex Deltoid and Big, Bad Doctor in a three-way match.

4) Notorious BB is hitting on some ladies backstage when 2-Zap walks up. “You mutha-.” Zap, “Hold it, B.” He holds up a bag with a dollar sign on it. B grabs it, “I didn’t know you could really buy these bags.” He quickly looked in the bag. B, “looks good, but I’ll count it later.” Zap, “it’s all there plus some extra. Now, I would suggest you take the cash and go, quickly. Take the ladies, just go.” B, “Don’t tell me what I gotta do. I will be leaving with these ladies when we’re ready.” Zap, “what ladies?” The camera pans over and their gone. B, “Dammit, Zap. Why now?” Zap, “you threaten me if I don’t bring it and get pissed if I do. B, I’m out. I suggest you do as well.”

5) Mandonna over Cesar Sleaze. As Mandonna struts around the ring, Sleaze goes under it. He pulls out a length of rope. He jumps Mandonna and then throws him over the top rope, effectively hanging him. He calls out for Valkyrie. She comes out and charges to Mandonna. She lifts him off his feet to alleviate the pressure on his throat. Val, “Sleaze, are you insane. Drop the ropes, now!” Sleaze, “not till you tell me you love me. I know you do. Stop lying. I saw the way you looked at me during training. It was love at first sight for both of us. Admit it!” Val reaches up and yanks the rope out of Cesar’s hand. Sleaze, “that’s more like it. You gonna whip me, Val. You know you want to.” Val, “your sick, Sleaze. Stay away from me, and my friends or it will get ugly for you fast.” Sleaze, “why? Is you boyfriend going to come beat me up? So scared.” Val, I can kick your ass without him, you creep. You do one more thing to anybody I care about and your ass is going to become very familiar with my boot.”

6) Al throw us to footage from after last week’s show. SilverGod was getting into a black van when a figure jumped out, beat him down, and threw him into the back of the van. The masked man jumped in the driver’s seat and sped off.

7) In a ladder match, Mercenary and Troglove defeat King V and O’ Hooligan. Merc grabs the case, and O’ Hooligan takes a bad fall. The ladder lands on his leg as well. Merc take the case to the announce table and open it…it’s empty. Merc and Troglove storm to the back. V starts laughing, but O’ Hooligan stops him. “What’s so damn funny, V? That was our money, too. If we’d won that’s what we would’ve gotten nada, zilch, bupkis. Fantasy screwed all of us. V, “you’re right. Let’s go storm his office.” O’ Hooligan, “he’s not here.” V, running off, “somebody’s gonna pay!”

8) The Queen of Mean over Sgt. Shipley. The crowd booed throughout the match. After Queen’s win, The Boss comes out. “Told you not to oppose me…you all shut up!! Shipley got what she had coming. Your either for me or against me. No middle ground.”