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Cruiserweight Cup 9/30/95
Mojito Beach

1) Round 1, Match 1- Dragonfly over Ninja Star.

2) Round 1, Match 2- Cabb over Brimstone.

3) Round 1, Match 3- Masakari over Blizzard.

4) Round 1, Match 4- Johnny Kobra over Max Attack

5) The Boss is out with Great Ginzu and Gorgon Tokoro. She says she is speaking on behalf of “our Japanese friends.” She says that Ginzu accepts Solar and Shipley’s challenge for a intergender cage match. He has asked Tokoro to be his partner, and the Boss says she’s “more than thrilled to allow it.” She reminds Ginzu that Shipley threatened to intentionally dishonor him. He shouldn’t hesitate to strike out at her if the opportunity arises. She suspects it won’t, however, as she thinks Shipley will spend the match hiding behind her husband and setting the Women’s Explosion back decades with her cowardice.

6) Semi-Final Match- Dragonfly over Cabb.

7) Semi-Final Match- Masakari over Johnny Kobra

8) The Whole New Era are out. They all joke about not making weight for the cruiserweight cup. Chicano says that “people watch wrestling to see men fight, not little boys doing flips.” Big Rig then gets serious and says that they don’t appreciate Ichabod Twist arranging a title match behind their back. “Maybe you used to do things that way, but this is a Whole New Era. We run the show when the show involves us. Don’t ever try that again, or you will personally pay the price.” Brohan reiterates that he won’t be at the Slaughterhouse, but that the Insiders better not be screwed over. “I will make this promise. The Slaughterhouse will undergo forced renovation in 1996.”

9) In the final match of the tournament, Dragonfly defeats Masakari. The trophy ceremony, featuring Al, goes by without incident.

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Monday Night Live 10/2/95
Cattle Castle

1) Lazer is out with Al. Lazer says that The Hunk has not answered his challenge. The only response has been a weak retort from Damage Control fighting Hunk’s battles for him. “When I call you out, I will receive a response. I will not be ignored. Hunk, I will force a response out of you, like it or not, and call off your stooges.”

2) In a Steel Cage match, Chance Solar and Sgt. Shipley defeat Great Ginzu and Gorgon Tokoro. Shipley pins Ginzu after the Power Loader. Simultaneously, Tokoro has Solar in the Thighs of Thunder. After the three count, Shipley screams “Let go of my man” at Tokoro and dropkicks her right in the face. The Boss runs out and screams for Gorgon to leave the ring. She tries to tend to Ginzu, but The Boss yells for her to “leave him.” Gorgon does as requested.

3) Detective X is comes out to assist Shipley in helping Solar to the back. She declines his help and X looks frustrated. He asks for a mic, but Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander enter the cage through the door and assault X. CC locks it from the inside, and the beatdown ensues. X gets no help aside from refs and security. The lock is finally cut, and the cage fills with staff. IM and CC slip out the door.

4) The Insiders over Netherworld.

5) Crash Ratchethands over Zeke Mullet.

6) Blockbuster Brohan over The Doberman.

7) Notorious BB over The Annihilator.

8) Beer Can Man over Sumo San when Damage Control distracts SS. Overload comes out and runs off DC, then jumps BCM.

9) The Hunk retains the TV title over Ronny Believer. Afterwards, the Hunk grabs a mic. He stands there briefly, smiles and shakes his head “no”, then drops the mic and leaves.

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Sports Entertainment 10/12/95
Chitown Complex


1) The announcers are welcoming us when a voice interrupts, demanding attention. It’s determined the speaker is in the crowd, and it’s quickly revealed to be Orion Northstar. “Hello American wrestling fans. Thank you for being so welcoming. I wish the WoW office had been so welcoming. Do you remember at the end of my match with Grand Manga when I said I was applying for the Cruiserweight Cup. Strangest thing happened, or didn’t happen. Nobody from this damn company could be bothered to reach out to me to let me know either way. Obviously, I was not welcome as I was not in the tourney. I’ve paid out of my own pocket to talk to someone about WoW being jerks. That Mr. Fantasy doesn’t seem like a real upstanding guy, so I’m sure it had something to do with him. I WILL be meeting with WoW this week; they don’t know it yet. I’m going to give them a proper dressing-down for their carelessness, then, I will challenge every single person in the tournament and defeat them. Stand by, fans. Orion Northstar’s about to blaze bright in the skies of WoW.”

2) The Boss comes out with Femme Fatale and The Queen of Mean. “I was thinking of making a match where Shipley would have to face Femme and Queen. That wouldn’t really be fair, now would it? I am making it a three-way dance with those women. How The Queen and Femme decide to direct their aggression is none of my concern. I would remind them that they are both chosen, right now. How they perform determines if they stay that way.” The match is a handicap match, as The Boss’ Chosen double-team Shipley throughout. However, the Sarge manages to pull out the win.

3) We are in Hell’s Throne Room with the Undermaster, Kannibal Keith, and Mort Ishun. Undermaster wears a hooded robe covered with symbols and images. “The transmogrification is complete, and I’m reborn. I sit on my throne in the bowels of the Netherworld and wait. In 2 mortal weeks, I return to the Slaughterhouse to take my title from Ace of Spades. The ending of this story is an inevitability. Those who have been fortunate enough to overcome me in the past will never taste victory over me again. Samson, Chance Solar, Doctor…your dreams are dead. Ace of Spades, when you leave the Slaughterhouse, your dreams will also die. Only the nightmares I spawn will remain when the Dark Cathedral rises.

4) Mercenary is out for the next match. He’s about to talk about Mr. Fantasy trying to rip them off with the empty briefcase. King V interrupts. KV says that the money is his, and he will get it. He doesn’t believe Fantasy’s story that the money was stolen. Merc agrees, but says it’s for him and Troglo since V and O’ Hooligan lost the match. V blames the loss on O’Hooligan, and says that his getting hurt at the match saved him from getting hurt now. He advises O’ Hooligan, “wherever he is, to “forget about the money.” V, “I did all the work. I get all the reward.” Big, Bad Doctor, the third man in the match interrupts and the match begins. Mercenary beats King V and Big, Bad Doctor by pinning V.

5) Eddy Grunge over Avery.

6) Mr. Fantasy is in his office with Damage Control. He addresses the audience. “I don’t expect anyone to believe me, but I am not responsible for the empty briefcase. The only thing I did wrong was not checking it again after it came out of the safe. I’m not sure when or where the money disappeared, but it doesn’t matter because I know who did it. I can quite get my hands on the thief, but I can on the guy who benefitted most. Send him in.” Notorious BB walks in. He tries to act cool with DC, but they just stare at him. MF, “B, we know the money 2-Zap paid you with is the stolen money from the briefcase. I want it back…very soon. I can’t prove you knew, but I think you highly suspected, didn’t you?” B didn’t respond. Quan, “the man asked you a question, pimp.” B, “Honestly, I had no idea where he got the cash from. To answer your question, I did not think it was that money. I didn’t think Zap had it in him to steal from Mr. Fantasy.” MF, “stop blowing smoke up my ass, B. Whether you knew before, you do now. You need to get it back, or get some more. In the meantime, you work for me. I’m not going to show you as much grace as you showed Zap. As far as I’m concerned you were as much involved as him. Now, get out of my office…till I call for you.”

7) Destruction over Fireball/Max Attack.

8) Dark Mauler, Mad Arab, and Cadaver are out. DM, “our comrade. Vin Voltage, is on the cusp of winning the WoW title again. We will be here to assist as needed. We plan on pursuing the TV and tag titles as well. People ask us if we have a name. Names is for tombstones. We don’t need a flashy name to define us. Take a look at us. Do you see anyone stopping us from getting what we want?’

9) Ace of Spades retains the WoW title against Vin Voltage. The rest of his teammates attack after the match. Samson and Big, Bad Doctor came to assist. Observers noticed that Ace was less than enthusiastic about the assistance.

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Weekend Attitude 10/21/95
The Ballroom

1) Overload, with Sumo San, over Beer Can Man.

2) Strongarm Thompson over Exotic Rick. After, Thompson challenges either member of Damage Control to a singles’ match.

3) Devastatia and Ms. Misery come out for the next match. Devastatia says that she and Ms. Misery would like to be considered for The Boss’ Chosen. The Boss comes out and send The Dreadful Sisters to the ring. She tells them that if they beat the Dreadfuls that they will be put on the short list. Devastatia and Ms. Misery win the match when ‘Statia pins Penny, who’s in-ring woes continue.

4) Lazer comes out. “Hunk, I’ve tried everything. Your disregarding of my overtures to you betrays your fear. I am offering a a direct challenge, Hunk. Next week, at Halloween Hellraiser, I want a TV title match. I am legitimate contender. Sign the match of give up the title. Cowards aren’t champions.” The Hunk comes out. “You want me to accept, I accept. I was always going to make the match. I just enjoyed you and your pompous way of saying the simplest things. See you in the Slaughterhouse, Lazy (sic).

5) Zeke Mullet, with Cletus Mullet, over Dave Grunge, with Eddy Grunge.

6) Al references an interview given to the WrestlingWatcher.com website. The interview is with Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander. The interview was conducted in writing, and the answers read by the host, Dale Mertzler. Over the course of the interview, We find out that Detective X was the target all along. Skeleskreem was just a diversion. Once they decided Skeleskreem had outlived his usefulness, they had a couple of operatives end his career with the airport incident. For what it’s worth, both operatives were back on the street in less than 5 hours and will suffer zero repercussions. “It’s nice to hold true power,” wrote the Commander, “nothing is unattainable when you have the resources.” They admit their fathers were higher-ups in BASILISK, although not the originals who worked for WoW under these masks. “Our fathers did know them well. We would like to have had their blessing, but both are deceased. Detective X’s meddling was one of the things that helped bring down BASILISK, and destroyed many lives. BASILISK was misunderstood. Good people were ruined, and they deserve to be avenged. We believe we have done so with our attack on Detective X. Should he return, so will we.”

7) Al says there’s a disturbance in the back. We cut to see Femme Fatale, Gorgon Tokoro, Sgt. Shipley, and Elfette fighting. The Boss’ Chosen appear to have the advantage. We cut to commercial as the brawl continues.

8) Mr. Fantasy announces the next match. It will be a barbed-wire ring match between Destruction and Damage Control. The winner gets the title shot at Halloween Hellraiser. The loser will not be in title consideration for 6 months. Destruction come out with Strongarm Thompson. The ref send he and Ryan Regret to the back. During the match, Otto Thompson jumps the railing and gets on the apron. This distracts Quan, and Otto hits Quan with his cast, which has been wrapped in barbed-wire. Chopper pins Quan to give Destruction the match.

9) In a Falls Count Anywhere match, The Queen of Mean defeats Elara Nexus.

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Halloween Hellraiser 10/31/95
The Slaughterhouse

1) Ichabod Twist welcomes the “creatures of the night” and those viewing at home to his house. He says he will open with a message from Blockbuster Brohan. The message is more comedy than anything, he claims. “It’s good for a laugh for those amongst you are capable of such.” In the video, an over-the-top Brohan claims that a Whole New Era is coming to the Slaughterhouse in 1986. He tells the “freaks and weirdos” to enjoy themselves because this is it. He and The Insiders are going to turn it into a club, and the only things destroyed will be marriages and livers. “Icky, take some photos for your scrapbook. We are close to finding your location, and it will be all over for your spook show.”

2) As Twist is announcing the next match, Mercenary walks out. He announces he’s adding himself to the TV title match. He bullies Twist into agreeing. The Hunk and Lazer come out. The Hunk is all for it, but Lazer claims it’s his night. The Hunk attacks Lazer, and the bell rings. In the match, Hunk retains by pinning Lazer.

3) Penny Dreadful over Devastatia.

4) Detective X over Iron Mask. Mask says they will meet again soon, and Commander will be present as well. X says their attack didn’t come close to finishing him off, so IM had better bring CC and some of their tired old operatives to help them next time. He reminds IM that BASILISK is dead and he’s proud of any part he played in bringing down the force of evil. “I didn’t ruin any good lives, because good lives didn’t associate with BASILISK.”
5) Mount Crushmore over Beer Can Man and Ronny Believer.

6) Orion Northstar over Cabb. He says this is the first notch in his quest to defeat everyone who participated in the Cruiserweight Cup.

7) The Daredevils are with Al. Dragonfly says that while he’s aware he has a cruiserweight title shot in his back pocket, he joined Suicide in WoW to tag. He challenges the winner of The Insiders versus Destruction to defend against the Daredevils.

8) The Insiders retain the WoW tag title against Destruction. It is announced before the match that if Destruction fail to win, they also do not get a title shot for 6 months.

9) The Undermaster defeats Ace of Spades to win the WoW title. UM comes out wearing a black hooded robe. His hair has been cut short, and his physique is leaner, but still muscular. After pinning Ace, UM calls out the clergy for his Dark Cathedral. Kannibal Keith comes out with Mort Ishun. Cadaver comes out next, and, finally, Skeleskreem. ‘Skreem shows no ill effects of the incident in the airport. UM calls these his “Dark Priesthood.” He is addressing the crowd about the power the Dark Cathedral gives him when Dark Mauler, Mad Arab, and Vin Voltage come out. Mauler tries to talk to Cadaver, but he, like the others, is in a trance-like state. UM orders Mauler and Crew to leave. Voltage says, “not without him (Cadaver).” Voltage puts his arm on Cadaver’s shoulder, and Cadaver backhands him. Voltage and Cadaver start fighting, while Keith and Skeleskreem attack Mauler and the Arab. The show ends as the 6 men brawl.

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Monday Night Live 11/6/95
Empire Gardens

1) The show opens with the Boss and Mr. Fantasy coming out. He looks very agitated, and she looks to enjoy his anxiety. Boss, “Ladies and gentlemen, WoW fans across the globe, please allow me to introduce myself once again. This time, I will be using my full name, as it is time to reveal all. My name is Tiffany Fantasy, and this pathetic excuse for a man next to me is, sadly, the man I must claim as my father. It’s not really that sad, I must admit, because I’m now filthy rich without having to lift a finger. It’s a wonderful life. Why am I now sharing this big secret? I was waiting for the right time, when my partner was ready. Let me introduce my brother, Blaine Fantasy!” They are joined by a young man in a baseball jersey and jeans. MF, “you could’ve dressed up for the occasion.” Blaine, “Dad, for me, this is dressed up. Suits and ties suck. I’m probably going to relax the dress code company-wide. Can you handle that…Dad?” Tiffany and Blaine laugh, while “Dad” looks miserable. Tiffany, “if you’ll indulge me, I’m going to explain why Mr. Fantasy is a heartless, uncaring troll. You see, Daddy Dearest here kept us hidden due to embarrassment. He paid our Mother a tiny stipend to barely help take care of us, and keep her quiet. If she revealed the father, she would be cut-off. She could’ve won if she’d taken it to court, but she was a timid woman, God rest her soul, and believed Daddy’s lawyers and PR people would’ve beaten her down. She told us on her deathbed. Blaine and I resolved right then that we would be made whole. He owes us.” Blaine, “we started working on a plan right away. We knew it would take a while, but we wanted it done right. Dad, did you know you have a lot of enemies. Yea. There are lots of people with deep pockets who would love to see you back in prison, a real one, not a country-club, or homeless on the street, or even dead. Lots of people hate you, almost as much a we do.” MF, “I admit the way I handled it was very wrong, but-“ Tiffany slaps MF across the face. Tiffany, “stop lying you piece of crap. You feel zero remorse. When we first revealed ourselves to you, you did everything to deny our existence. If it were up to you, we’d have lost that little shack Mom barely managed to afford with your so-called help.” Blaine, “This jersey cost more than that little house, Dad. Now, I’ve got three of them. Why? Because I’m now getting what’s been mine all along.” Blaine begins laughing hysterically, MF and Tiffany, “what’s so funny?” Blaine, “remember a few weeks ago when The Hunk said he thought Tiff was hot and asked Dad if he wanted-.” “MF and Tiff, “Shut up, Blaine.” Tiff, “don’t finish that story.” Blaine, “you guys are no fun.” Tiffany, “Dad, explain the rest to the good fans of WoW.” MF, “in addition to the exorbitant sums being extorted from me, tiffany is in charge of the Women’s’ division, as she’s made perfectly clear over the last few weeks. Damn fine job of ruining it is what you’re doing. Blaine is in charge of the cruiserweights. Plus, they both have limited input in the operation of WoW as a whole.” Blaine, “if we work together, it’s more than limited. We can cancel his input. Don’t cross us, Dad, or we will make your life as much of a living Hell as you made our’s.” MF, “can you two shut up so we can have some matches?” Tiffany, “as long as you do things our way, and telling us to shut up isn’t a good start. For now, ring the bell and get this under way.”

2) Troglove over Cadaver and Dark Mauler in a three-way match. DM and Cadaver focused on one another, and this gave Troglove the opening he needed. Afterwards, Troglove said that even though he wasn’t a woman or cruiserweight, he wanted to talk to the “new bosses” about getting their Dad to finally pay Merc the money he’s owed.

3) Gage Guyz over Freakshow.

4) Strongarm Thompson is out with Al. He says that Damage Control are bad about answering challenges just like Hunk. He calls them cowards, just like Lazer called The Hunk. “I guess a little worm like Ryan Regret causes people to act like he does. Running from everything like a whipped animal. You all need to grow a spine and one of you, Pharaoh over Quan, needs to answer my challenge.”

5) Crash Ratchethands over Jacko Pop.

6) SilverGod over Zen. The announcers bring up several times that SG doesn’t look like himself. The costume and makeup are the same, but the wrestling style is different. At times, it looks like a different person under the makeup, but they claimed they couldn’t be sure. He didn’t speak at all before, during, or after the match.

7) Detective X over Iron Mask, with Cobalt Commander. The masked men double-team X after the match, but no help arrives.

8) Suicide over Chicano. Nobody present is shocked by the WNE’s first loss than Chicano himself.

9) Grand Manga retains the WoW cruiserweight title over Dragonfly. Blaine Fantasy comes out. “I really didn’t care who won that match since neither of you is in my plans for the future of this division. Dragonfly, you mentioned the tag titles. That’s where you and Suicide will focus. You’re done here. Manga, sorry pal. I know these people like you, but they’re largely ignorant. You are not fit to be the face of my cruiserweight division. I will find somebody to relieve you of that belt very soon. Sorry it didn’t work out between us, pal, but I just don’t like you.”

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Sports Entertainment 11/16/95
Golden Plaza

1) Troglo and Mercenary over The Gladiators. Merc tells Troglo to forget about the money. “It appears the apples didn’t fall far from the trees. Tiffany and Blaine may not have been treated as well as they should by a deadbeat Dad growing up, but they ended up as despicable as he is. There’s no excuse for that. I want to minimize my interaction with anybody named Fantasy.”

2) Lazer is with Al. “I’ve heard people talking. Lazer lost a match, is he going to run off again and grow new skin? No. The thing that changed me from what I was to what I am isn’t the same. If you don’t understand it by now, you never will. The Hunk beat me, yes. I’m getting up, and in his face again. Title match or not, I just want The Hunk in the ring. I also have a proposition for two people. I have procured a Survival of the Fittest match against Hunk and Damage Control. I would like to ask Magnifico and Strongarm Thompson to be my partners. You guys know where to find me.”

3) Jenny Dreadful over Succubus. After the win, JD went under the ring and pulled out a change. She begin whipping Succubus with the chain. Her eyes looked glazed-over, almost zombie like. It took Penny coming to the ring and breaking the trance to get her to stop.

4) Dark Mauler, Mad Arab, and Vin Voltage over The Dark Cathedral of Kannibal Keith, Skeleskreem, and Cadaver, with Mort Ishun. Mort is besides himself with anger.

5) Mandonna over MCFrosty. Afterwards, Mandonna says he’s heard a juicy rumor that Valkyrie and her “new beau” are about to go public. He wishes them both the best.

6) Tiffany is in a commercial for SotF. She announces she’s claimed the Women’s SotF match, and it will be her Chosen, Tokoro, Queen of Mean, and Femme Fatale against Shipley, Elfette, and anyone else desperate enough for attention that they’re willing to challenge the Boss.

7) The Daredevils over The Smooth Criminals.

8) Mort’s Mausoleum is open with Ace of Spades and Samson. Mort says that he’s got them both here because he knows one was just made #1 contender over the other, and he’s honestly hoping to start a fight. Ace says that he doesn’t like the choice that was made, but he’s living with it. He tells Samson that once he beats Undermaster again, that he’s next in line. Samson agrees and looks forward to it. Mort gets indignant that they are handling it so well. Samson threatens him, and Undermaster shows up. Neither Samson nor Ace even flinch. Mort runs off. UM says that before either of them gets a match, he’s going to right a wrong. “Before my transmogrification, I was pinned by Big, Bad Doctor. Right now, I am putting my title on the line just so I can get back at Doctor.

9) Undermaster defeats Big, Bad Doctor to retain the WoW title.  

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Weekend Attitude 11/25/95
Mid-South Court

1) The Mercenary over Notorious BB. B was operating under instructions from Mr. Fantasy.

2) Tiffany Fantasy is out with The Chosen. She says she’s going to give the fans a preview of what’s going to happen next week. She brings out Dandelion, Mynx, and Penny Dreadful for a Trios match. As the bell rings, she calls a halt to the proceedings. She says she’s going to make her in-ring debut tonight. She calls out The Queen and takes her place in the match. She, along with Gorgon Tokoro and Femme Fatale, defeat Dandelion, Mynx, and Penny Dreadful. Tiffany doesn’t tag in at all till after FF has used Femme Fatality on Dandelion. She then comes in for the pin.

3) Curt Grunge over Cletus Mullet.

4) Detective X is out. “It’s come to this again. I’m getting double-teamed, and nobody will come help me. How long do I have to pay for the sin of affiliating with Skeleskreem? Is this the new normal? X is a pariah? I’m long past asking for help from any of you. I do wonder if the concept of forgiveness is anywhere in your psyche. My original alliance was a mistake. I wish I could remove our names from the tag title lineage, but I can’t. That was a long time ago. This last time was on orders from Fantasy. Am I to be punished for wanting to keep my job here? I don’t know when the BASILISK boys will attack again. I will fight back like I always do, but it’s often not enough. What you do then is your choice.”

5) Destruction over Mean Streets.

6) Damage Control is out. Quan accepts Strongarm Thompson’s challenge. Pharaoh, “it looks like we owe that ol’ SOB brother, uncle, whatever he is another broken bone. Otto, we will put you back in the hospital…or in hospice.”

7) The Hunk retains the TV title against Lazer. Damage Control try to attack, but Strongarm Thompson and Magnifico make the save. The Hunk tries to escape by climbing over the railing, but Otto Thompson shows up and bashes him with his cast.

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Survival of the Fittest 11/30/95
San Juan Stadium

1) Blaine Fantasy opens the show in the ring. He calls out Grand Manga and tells him that he has a mandatory title defense tonight. Blaine says he’s found the face of the Cruiserweight division, and the man who will carry it into the new millennium...”Me.” With the help of the Whole New Era, Blaine Fantasy wins the cruiserweight title from Grand Manga. The WNE lift him up on their shoulders and carry him around the ring and up the exit aisle.

2) In the first SotF match, Lazer, Magnifico, and Strongarm Thompson defeat The Hunk and Damage Control. Mags is the sole survivor.

3) Ichabod Twist appears. He says it’s time to turn the tables, and he will be making the demands. He demands that Blockbuster Brohan join him. Brohan comes out laughing. “You, demanding anything of me, Icky, is a joke. I am curious what’s on your little mind, though, so let’s talk.” Twist, “Brohan, I am simply here to tell you that all your little threats toward the Slaughterhouse have done nothing but galvanize all those who understand what the building stands for. You and your little friends are children trapped in grown bodies, and children are inherently afraid of the dark, and the monsters that dwell in it. Don’t presume to imagine, even for one second, that you can impact the Slaughterhouse in any way, shape, or form. The Whole New Era are nothing but termites gnawing at steel.” Twist just dropped the mac and left.

4) In the Women’s SotF match, Gorgon Tokoro, Femme Fatale, and The Queen of Mean, with Tiffany Fantasy over Sgt. Shipley, Femme Fatale, and Elara Nexus.

5) Chance Solar is out. “So, we’re back to Detective X wondering what he has to do to win his friends back. X, I am your friend. I’ve always been your friend. I’ve been incredibly disappointed in you for reasons that have been stated ad nauseum. There are consequences for bad choices and now you’re feeling them. When the time comes, I will have your back. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I will be there. You need to do what you can to avoid finding yourself in those situations. Go on the offensive. Take the fight to the BASILISK boys. Don’t worry about looking over your shoulder. It’s guarded.”

6) In the final SotF match, with No DQ stipulations, Dark Mauler, Mad Arab, and Vin Voltage defeat Kannibal Keith, Cadaver, and Skeleskreem, with Mort Ishun. This time, the loss seems to terrify Mort.

7) In the main event, Undermaster defeats Samson to retain the WoW title. After the match, UM summons the Dark Cathedral. “You three are a disgrace. Your lord is embarrassed by your disgusting weakness. I created the Dark Cathedral and it’s priests to bring me strength and power. You’ve brought me nothing but loathing at the sight of you. You are all three banished until such time as I call upon you again, should I decide to do so. Begone from my sight.” Keith, Cadaver, and Skeleskreem turn and exit. Mort watches them go. “Mort, why do you remain.?” Mort, “Excuse me, my Undermaster. I do not understand.” UM, “join them in banishment, you sad little minion. You were responsible for them. Your failing may be the biggest of all.” Mort grovels at UM’s feet. UM lifts him by his jacket collar. “You disgust me, mortal.” UM throws Mort over the top rope and steps on him as he leaves the ringside area.

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Monday Night Live 12/4/95
Rassletorium

Blaine Fantasy opens up with the announcement that he is looking for ultimate challenger for HIS cruiserweight title. The search begins tonight when he will defend against…”you’ll find out come main event time, but I can’t tell you strong enough how worthy this guy is.”

1) Tiffany is with Gorgon Tokoro, Femme Fatale, and The Queen of Mean. They are still celebrating their big win at SotF. She announces that she is pulling all women off all shows until the Tournament of Queens in three weeks. She doesn’t want to risk injury to any of her “girls, even the ones I can’t stand.” She says that as a consequence of losing at SotF, Shipley, Elfette, and Nexus are all out of the ToQ. They still won’t be wrestling till next year because she’s “just tired of them.” Finally, all three of the Chosen will be in the tourney, and she’s confident the finals will be an all-Chosen event.

2) Orion Northstar over Johnny Kobra.

3) Dark Mauler, Mad Arab, and Vin Voltage over Ronny Believer, Cabb, and Beer Can Man.

4) The Hunk is out. He says he has an offer for Strongarm Thompson. If Thompson can beat both members of Damage Control in back-to-back weeks, then he will give Thompson a TV title shot. If not, Strongarm goes away, and Otto has to make another comeback in a one-on-three handicap match.

5) Crash Ratchethands over Mandonna.

6) Dragonfly, with Suicide, over Big Rig, with Chicano. Blaine Fantasy tried to interfere, but was too late.

7) Cesar Sleaze over Piranha. Sleaze brutalizes his opponent. He grabs a mic as soon as he gets up from the pin. As he talks, his face is contorted with rage and spittle flies. “Valkyrie, you teasing bitch, get out here.” Val complies with the “request.” Val, “Sleaze, you SOB…I’m going to have to hurt you for talking to me like that. You’ve taken too many shots to the head, and your brain is damaged. How dare you talk to me like that.” Sleaze, “Your threatening me, little girl. You’re nothing and you never were. You sicken me. Now listen, here’s what’s going to happen. Next week, you will bring this new boyfriend out here and I’m going to beat the Hell out of him. Please, when I embarrass him, don’t come crying to me. I’m over you. All I want now is to shove your stupid horse face into the fact that you made bad choice.” Val, “my man will be glad to fight you. The thing is that I don’t need him fighting my battles. I will introduce you after I’VE beaten the Hell out of YOU.”

8) Strongarm Thompson over Quan.

9) In the main event, Blaine Fantasy retains the cruiserweight title against the huge challenge of….Cletus Mullet. Fantasy mocks the fans disappointment.

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Sports Entertainment 12/14/95
Boston Arena

1) We open with Mr. Fantasy and The Hunk in his office. Hunk, “Fantasy, I’d like to apologize for that crack about Miss Tiffany. I can’t, because I agree with Blaine that the whole thing’s funny as Hell.” MF, “That better be the only thing you agree with him on. Hunk, I need your help. Blaine’s gotten mixed up with that Whole New Era bunch. He’s an adult and can do what he wants. I don’t care what kind of trouble he gets into. The thing is that all four of them have it out for me now. Talk to Ryan for me. Get him on board. We’ve done good business together, and I want to keep it up. I can’t help you guys out if the WNE has me running scared. See what you can do, ok?”

2) Freakshow over Reptile Ranger/Zen.

3) Valkyrie over Cesar Sleaze. Val makes short work of him. After the match, Val asks the crowd if they’d like to meet her new man. Sleaze jumps her from behind. From the back, VTC charges the ring. Sleaze tries to run in terror, but Val cuts him off and shoves him into a CruelDriver on the floor. She and Vlad climb in the ring and kiss. Val, “I think you’ve met my boyfriend before?” The crowd roars. VTC, “Sleaze, you got what you had coming. Val and I are done with you. Who we’re not done with are these Whole New Era clowns. Fellas, your lives just got complicated. Please don’t think I’m doing this alone. I don’t depend on numbers for my advantage, but if you force my hand, I’ve got people to spare. We’re a pretty select group, though. Only the best of the best. You might even call us a clique.”

4) Strongarm Thompson defeats Pharaoh, and now has beaten both members of Damage Control. “Hunk, where’s my title shot? You made the offer and I accepted. I met your demands. Let’s sign the match. I’m not worried about Otto. He can take care of himself. I haven’t worn a gold belt in a long time. It’s going to look good.”

5) Herman Nerd over Jacko Pop

6) Al is with a camera crew prowling around the basement of the Boston Arena. Al says that a maintenance man form the arena reported that one of WoW’s wrestlers was in a storage room “doing something weird.” He said it “was that Silvery guy.” After a few more twists and turns through the seemingly endless hallway, we can see a light coming from around the corner. Al and the crew enter the room. SilverGod is sitting cross-legged on the floor. He’s in the middle of a strange symbol crudely drawn in red. Candles ring the symbol. SG’s eyes are closed. Al approaches cautiously. Just as he’s about to speak, he snaps his head towards Al, “GET OUT!!”. The voice is familiar, and is definitely different. The camera crew takes off leaving Al.

7) Destruction over Boomstix. Afterwards, Cutthroat says they’ve got another 6 weeks till they can be back in title condition. They are keeping their head down, winning matches, and preparing to win the titles from The Insiders.

8) Vin Voltage and Mad Arab are out. He says that their partner, Dark Mauler, will win the WoW title tonight from Undermaster. He and Arab are declaring themselves as official contenders for the tag titles. Finally, “Cadaver, if you’re listening, UM did you a favor by banishing you due to you’re the fact you’re a piece of crap. If he hadn’t one of us would have ended you either way and permanently.”

9) Undermaster retains the WoW title against Dark Mauler. Voltage and Mad Arab come out as if to attack, but DM waves them off.

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Weekend Attitude 12/23/95
Canada Centre

1) Mad Arab over Fireball and Big, Bad Doctor in a three-way. Vin Voltage came out and he and Arab laid out the opposition.

2) O’ Hooligan’s Pub is back in business and the guest is King V. The air is tense. O’ Hooligan, “you know, King-y, Merc may have decided to let go of the money that Fantasy owes, but I haven’t. That’s actually a second issue, though, to the crap you’ve been talking about me. That’s what I want to talk about, your highness. KV, “If you’re looking for an apology, barkeep, forget it. I spoke the truth about you. I don’t know why Fantasy brought you in to work with me. I could’ve won that money and run Merc and Troglo out of town working alone. You got in my way. You couldn’t climb a ladder for God’s sake. Then you go and get hurt like a clumsy oaf.” O’ Hooligan, “I may not be as graceful as you are, King, but people win fights looking their enemy in the eye and beating him up. All that jumping around is compensating for something. If you want to fight me, toe-to-toe, let’s have a go.” KV, “I like that. You’re on, chump.” O’ Hooligan, “now get out, it’s closing time.” As V turned to leave, O’ Hooligan cracked him over the back of the head with a beer bottle.

3) Orion Northstar over Max Attack.

4) Dark Mauler and Vin Voltage over Mean Streets.

5) Avery, with Romeo, over Zeke Mullet, with Cletus Mullet. Cletus “kissed up” to Blaine Fantasy, saying how much he appreciated the cruiserweight title shot. It shows that Blaine is a man of vision who has proven himself very qualified to lead the cruiserweight division into the future.

6) We see a new music video from the Grunge Brothers.

7) Mercenary and Troglo over Mount Crushmore.

8) Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander are on the Stewie Hearns radio show. They are very rude and disruptive, and they insult Hearns and his staff at every turn. He threatens to end the interview. IM, “End it, then, you simpering fool. The Commander and I are doing you a favor being on your plebian program. You asked us to be here. If you follow WoW like you claim, you would know that we are no respecter of persons. I am going to say this before we leave, and do not cut this mic. Chance Solar, we welcome you to join our battle with Detective X. You played not too small a part in BASILISK’s downfall. We would enjoy adding you to the list of those who receive our vengeance.”

9) The Hunk announces that he hasn’t decided if Strongarm Thompson really deserved a title shot or not. “Damage Control are a tough TEAM, but individually, maybe not as much. I’ll have to think on it. As a reward for being the sole survivor in our match at SotF, tonight’s title match goes to Magnifico.” Mags almost picks up the win when Strongarm Thompson distracts The Hunk. Hunk goes on to retain. Damage Control attack Thompson, and he and Magnifico run them off.

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1995 End-of-Year Awards Show 12/29/85

The dinner went by without incident, much to everyone’s surprise. There were no lady wrestlers present, including Tiffany Fantasy, and Chance Solar had a no comment when asked about his wife’s absence. Blaine Fantasy and The Whole New Era were also notable by their absence.

Al and Mr. Fantasy are presenting the Most Popular wrestler. The nominees are Ace of Spades, Lazer, Mercenary, Chance Solar, Grand Manga, Samson, and Sgt. Shipley. In a close race, Mercenary wins the award.

Next up is most hated. Instead of reading the nominees, MF says he has a message from Tiffany Fantasy. The video shows Tiffany and Gorgon Tokoro, and Tokoro is holding the Most Hated award. Tiffany calls it a disgrace that the only woman nominated was “that idiot Shipley. I refuse to even validate that nonsense. Most Popular is like the scarlet letter. It says you’re a loser that the fans like. Being an object of their scorn and hatred is what you want to be. People hate those who are better than them. They like equals and inferiors because they’re no threat. Gorgon Tokoro has no equal, much less better, amongst all you rabble. In honor of our desire for her to be the most hated wrestler, I am claiming this award for her. Your vote was a farce. This is official and will go into the record books as such. If she wasn’t your most hated wrestler, let this action show how little she cares for any of you and redirect your scorn as appropriate. Enjoy the crappy food. The Chosen and I are going to dine like the elite we are.”

Mr. Fantasy announced that he is now allowed to say that Tiffany banned all lady wrestlers from attending under threat of termination.

Next up is Tag Team of the Year. The nominees are Destruction, Damage Control, and The Daredevils, and The Insiders. In a surprise, Damage Control win. Ryan Regret is actually surprised. “Not because they don’t deserve it, because they do, but because I’m shocked the office idiots who voted for them actually showed some brains for once. By the way, I’m not thanking you. You didn’t do anything special. DC are the best whether you think so or not, and we don’t need affirmation. You did the lowest effort thing, so why thank you? One more thing. The fact the Hunk wasn’t nominated for anything is kind of sickening.” When Al informs him that Hunk was nominated for Most Hated, he shrugged. “He hates all of you, too. Let that cow Gorgon keep it. Little Tiff’s got nothing going on, and I’m sure that power play really made her feel like a big shot.”

We close with Wrestler of the Year. The nominees are Ace of Spades, Mercenary, Grand Manga, and Vin Voltage. To the delight of almost all, the winner is Grand Manga. Ace of Spades slams his hand on the table and walks out. As Manga, with a translator, begins his acceptance speech, The WNE’s music is heard. They enter, with Blaine, while Chicano carries a boom box on his shoulder. Brohan motions for Manga to leave. He hesitates, but Al encourages him to comply. Brohan tells him to “leave my award,” but he takes it. Brohan, “keep it, you little troll. It’s meaningless in your hands as long as Blockbuster walks the Earth.” They takeover the platform. Blaine, “The four greatest wrestlers on planet Earth, and none of us walk out without an award. My sister was right. This is a sham.” Brohan, “I am the wrestler of the year, decade, century, and millennium because I exist. I may have let you walk with my award, troll, but you will pay for it in broken flesh and bone.” Big Rig, “Damage Control? Damage Control? They held the title for a month, and couldn’t beat Destruction, much less us. Not sure what the voters were smoking, but save us some.” Damage Control stand up. Chicano, “come on up, tough guys. Hunk, you want some of this?” Hunk stands up, “Gentlemen, I would love a scrap about now with any of the three of you, but this is a rental.” Regret looks aggravated at Hunk. Quan, “to Hell with these monkey suits, let’s go!” Security and other wrestlers move between the two parties. Hunk slips out the back. Blaine calls of the WNE. “Boys, let’s go open a tab and have some fun tonight. We don’t have to be beating people up to have a good time.” They all agree. Brohan, “you, Great Moron, are on borrowed time. My award…mine!!”

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Tournament of Queens 12/30/95
Silver Stadium

Tiffany opens the show by proclaiming tonight to be all about the ladies. She says last night’s “sausage fest” awards were a disgusting display, and tonight will show where the real power lies in WoW. “Sadly, Daddy is clinging to the last of his crumbling power base, and was able to force that creepy old Undermaster on the show, and Blaine got those WNE sickos a spot. “While I don’t normally care one bit about the men’s titles, I hope Ace of Spades beats that “hideous thing” to death, and the WNE is nothing but retreads with a coat of fresh paint.

1) Round 1, Match 1- Femme Fatale over Dandelion.

2) Round 1, Match 2- The Queen of Mean over Mynx.

3) Round 1, Match 3- Gorgon Tokoro over Ms. Misery. Tiffany comes back out before the next match. She tells Ms. Misery that she is no longer on the short-list for consideration for the Chosen because….she’s didn’t make the cut. Actually, she was never under consideration, but Tiffany was just screwing with her for having the audacity to think she could ever be a part of such an elite group. “Plus, you get fed to the Gorgon. You really should’ve kept your mouth shut.”

4) Round 1, Match 4- Penny Dreadful over Jenny Dreadful. Tiffany comes out before this match as well. “Neither of you interest me one bit. I made this match because your new sisterhood is sickening, and I want to throw a wrench into it for kicks. Feel free to backstab one another when it’s over. Jenny, you have been acting a little erratic lately.” There were no incidents between sisters. Tiffany, “so all three members of the Chosen made the semis. As you can see, there is none of the pettiness that exists in the other competitors. I run a perfect machine.”

5) The Insiders and The Daredevils went to a 30-minute time-limit draw in a WoW tag title match. The Daredevils, and the crowd, asked for “5 more minutes.” Blaine acted like he might grant it, but Tiffany came out. “No, bro. Get these idiots out of my ring. They didn’t deserve 2 minutes period, much less 35. Blaine asked the Insiders to leave. Chicano whispered something to Tiffany as he walked by, and she reared back to slap him. Gorgon stepped in between them. The Insiders acted mocked scared.

6) Semifinals- Femme Fatale over The Queen of Mean.

7) Semifinals-Gorgon Tokoro over Penny Dreadful.

8) In a WoW title match, The Undermaster retains against Ace of Spades. After the match, Ace tries to attack UM, but gets stopped cold.

9) In the ToQ final, Gorgon Tokoro defeats Femme Fatale. Tiffany and the Chosen stand tall.

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Monday Night Live 1/1/96
Cattle Castle

Al announces that 1996 will start with a huge main event as Samson, Ace of Spades, and Mercenary go at it triple-threat style to see who will challenge Undermaster next week.

1) We begin with The Whole New Era and Blaine Fantasy. They reiterate their anger at the results of the ’95 EoY awards. Brohan vows to make Grand Manga pay for accepting the award. Big Rig says that he and Chicano are bored of teaching Damage Control lessons over and over. Chicano says that Tiffany best call off her attack bitches, as he has no qualms about slapping a female in the business….including Tiffany. Blaine calls him out for that, and Chicano says to keep her on a shorter leash. Brohan, “people have been asking me how I could expect to be wrestler of the year when I only had a handful of matches. The guy couldn’t hear my answer because I knocked the Hell out of him, but it would’ve gone like this. I am the wrestler of whatever period of time you want to specify merely by being alive. I am the best on planet Earth at any given point in time. Next week, I’m going to beat Blizzard to open the show because I can.”

2) Vin Voltage over Beer Can Man.

3) The Grunge Brothers over The Gage Guyz. The Gage’s appeared to have issues with one another after the match.

4) VTC and Valkyrie are out. Vlad repeats him challenge to the WNE. Val says she has his back, and would love it if Chicano took a swipe at her. “I will snap off his hand and shove his middle finger up his-“ VTC, “but sweetie, you can’t say that on tv.” They kiss. VTC,”I think they’re more scared of you than me.”

5) Zeke Mullet over the debuting Lifeguard Chip.

6) O’ Hooligan over King V.

7) The Mad Arab over Ronny Believer.

8) Devastatia over Ms. Misery. Devastatia, “Tiffany Fantasy, I better be on a very short list for consideration as Chosen. I better hear your screechy little whiny voice telling me that I’m in or its going to get bad for current Chosen.

9) In the triple-threat, Mercenary defeats Samson and Ace of Spades. AoS is enraged by the loss.