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Sports Entertainment 1/11/96
Chitown Complex

The Thompson Crew are walking into the arena when Magnifico walks up. He says that Hunk is going back on his promise because he knows Strongarm will win the TV if they meet. “Excuse me, Mr. Otto, with your permission, I’d like to ask Strongarm to team with me against Damage Control tonight and force Hunk to give him the title match he’s already earned.” SA, “Mags, I appreciate it. I really do. Until SotF, the only man I’d ever had stand next to me inside a wrestling ring is Otto. It felt weird, I’ve got to tell you. He gave me permission to do that match without him, and I’m not asking again. If he’s not there, I fly solo.” Otto steps up to Magnifico, “you’ve got some nerve asking me that question. Lotta guts.” Mag, “Sorry, sir.” Otto, “don’t back off now, kid. It’s too late. You’ve already impressed the Hell out of me, and nobody impresses me. Strongs, you don’t need my approval because I’m going to be there with you and the kid. I got released yesterday from medical. I’m clear and I want to fight. Tell Damage Control to grab that Hick or Hack or whatever that loudmouth’s name is they follow around like kiddies, and put him in the match, too. Hack, we’re going to win, we’re going to injure one of your little toadies, and you will give Strongarm a title shot. Those are all guarantees.

1) Blockbuster Brohan over Blizzard. Blizzard refused to go quietly, and Brohan was in a fight the entire match.

2) The Grunge Brothers over The Hotsteppaz.

3) Devastatia over Succubus and Elara Nexus in a three-way. Devastatia, “Tiff, change of plans. Take me off any list you have that I might be on except for the list of people most likely to beat you ass. Why I would’ve ever wanted to be associated with brat like you is beyond me. I will succeed in spite of you, not because of you.”

4) The Thompson Crew and Magnifico defeat Damage Control and The Hunk. SA pins The Hunk. In the post-match brawl involving DC and The Crew, The Hunk abandoned them, The Crew badly injured Quan’s arm. He was taken away by medical personnel, but Ryan Regret never came out.

5) Lifeguard Chip over Mandonna.

6) Ace of Spades is out. “I’ve been around a long time in WoW. Had a couple of different names, but it was always me doing what I do best. Sometimes you guys like me, sometimes you don’t. I can live with that. What I won’t live with is disrespect. Love me or hate me, but respect me. You people haven’t been giving me that respect, and the office hasn’t either. They picked Samson to get the first shot at Undermaster between the two of us. Grand Manga won wrestler of the year? I hate Brohan, but he’s right. What the Hell? I could tell you 1,000 reasons why me winning that award should’ve been the easiest decision ever. My good buddies, all you fans, say that Mercenary is more popular than me. Speaking of Merc, they go and shoehorn him into my match with Samson last week. Merc, brother, I got you your job back last year. As a thanks, you could’ve stepped out of that match. No, you had to be there, and you someone pulled out a cheap win over your’s truly. Like I said, everybody’s disrespecting me and that won’t continue. Do yourself a favor, WoW…and fans. Give me what I’ve got coming, or you will regret it.”

7) Vin Voltage and Mad Arab over The Insectoids.

8) Chance Solar and Detective X are out together. X apologizes for his choices. Chance reaffirms their partnership, and says they are ready for Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander. X suggests that they might take the fight to the BASILISK boys, and Chance says that sounds like a good idea.

9) Undermaster retains the WoW title over Mercenary.

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Weekend Attitude 1/20/95
Empire Gardens

1) The Insiders come out. Chicano says jokingly that they can’t have Brohan showing them up so they are going to wrestle tonight. They call out challengers, and The Daredevils answer. In a non-title match, the Insiders defeat the Daredevils.

2) Lazer over Piranha.

3) We see a P4V commercial for the Battle Royale. SilverGod, VTC, Notorious BB, and Blockbuster Brohan are featured. BB says he will “win it for Mr. Fantasy.” Brohan guarantees a win, and says that he will challenge Undermaster at St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. He says the match will be at the Slaughterhouse. “It won’t be the Slaughterhouse that Twist is used to. We’ve got some news for Icky that he’s not going to like. We will tell him when we’re good and ready.”

4) Orion Northstar over Masakari. Blaine Fantasy watches the match and commentates. He praises Northstar. After the match, he calls out to ON. He tells him that he’s beaten half the cruiserweights in the tournament, and he’s shown enough to impress. “One more match, Orion is all I need from you. You beat Grand Manga and you’ve got a title match and a contract. Lose, and you’re on the next boat to England.” ON, “Fantasy, I will take your offer, but I don’t need your charity. Manga is noble individual and the match will be incredible. When I win, and I will, your days are numbered.”

5) Crash Ratchethands over MCFrosty.

6) Ryan Regret and Pharaoh are in Mr. Fantasy’s office. Regret, “Pharaoh, you know that Quan’s going to be out awhile. You’re not much good to me in the meantime, so I’m going to release you for now. Fantasy will keep you around, but you’re on your own. We good?” Pharaoh, “no, we not good. Me and Quan might enjoy working together, but I can go on my own.” Regret, “maybe, but Hunk and I have some irons in the fire and I really don’t need to be finding stuff for you to do on your own.” Pharaoh, “speaking of Hunk, after he left me and Quan last week, I didn’t see you out there trying to help us.” Regret, “I was checking on Hunk’s health. He might’ve been severely injured.” Pharaoh, “there wasn’t a damn thing wrong with him.” Regret, “don’t question me or my methods. If you want your job back when Quan returns, you best be on your best behavior. Do what you want, but stay out of mine and Hunk’s business.” Pharaoh jumped up and left without a further word.

7) Vin Voltage and Mad Arab over Fireball and Big, Bad, Doctor.

8) Tiffany is out with the Chosen. “First off, an announcement. I have rescinded any and all bans against any female wrestlers who were fired for any reason. As a result of my generosity, Bombshell and Gothica will be returning. I have also persuaded Princess Starbright to come out of retirement. Furthermore, any legends who would like a contract are welcome to reach out for me. Second, Devastatia, I’m glad you removed yourself from my short-list. Truth is, there was no list and you were never on it. I figured I could string you along for a while to keep you out of my business till my plans came to fruition. You’re free to declare war on me or whatever you do. We’re not hard to find.”

9) Strongarm Thompson over The Hunk to win the TV title. Otto Thompson took over Ryan Regret.

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Battle Royale 1/27/96
London Grounds

1) The Insiders retain the WoW tag titles against The Grunge Brothers.

2) Ms. Misery over Bombshell in the latter’s return.

3) The Dreadful Sisters are with Al. Penny talks about how she and her sister are here to declare their open defiance of Tiffany Blaine’s leadership of the WoW women’s division. The whole time she’s talking, Jenny is looking around furtively. She’s totally not focused on the moment. Al notices, but hesitates to speak up. When it’s Jenny’s turn, it takes a few seconds for her to come back to reality. She looks at her sister and says “I’m sorry. I’m not like you. I can’t help it.” Penny asks what’s going on. Jenny walks off mumbling to herself.

4) In a WoW title match, The Undermaster and Ace of Spades fight to a double-countout. At one point, UM is distracted by the quick appearance of Mort Ishun.

5) In the Battle Royale, he participants are:

Notorious BB/SilverGod/Grand Manga/VTC/Chance Solar/Mad Arab/Lazer/The Doberman/Flex Deltoid/Overload/Sumo San/Mercenary/O’ Hooligan/King V/Zen/Ninja Shadow/Dark Mauler/Chief Buffalo/Samson/Eventual winner…as he promised…Blockbuster Brohan.

Notes: Grand Manga almost eliminated Brohan twice, before being eliminated with outside interference from Blaine.

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Monday Night Live 2/5/96
Golden Plaza

Tiffany opens by announcing that there will be a ladies’ battle royal tonight to make up for the fact that her misogynistic father refuses to hold one alongside the official Battle Royale. Mr. Fantasy comes out says that’s fine, but just to spite her, he’s giving the men another battle royal right now.

1) In this battle royal, the participants are:

Big, Bad Doctor/Zen/Lazer/Masakari/Dirk Dungeon/The Annihilator/Tatters Gage/Rager Gage/O’ Hooligan/eventual winner…Dark Mauler.

Notes: Tatters Gage knocked Rager Gage out of the ring, causing his elimination. A second later, Tatters was knocked out and landed on top of his brother, lightly injuring him. The announcers conjectured whether or not TG could’ve avoided the collision. After the match, The WNE attacked. Brohan kept yelling at DM about trying to “steal his thunder,” and how he won “the only battle royal that matters.” Vin Voltage and Mad Arab made the save, and squared off with the Insiders.

2) Mount Crushmore over the Gladiators.

3) The WNE came back out with Blaine. Brohan said what happened to Mauler was a message. Blaine took over and said it was time to talk about Slaughterhouse…his Slaughterhouse. “Twist, I hope your watching. Check this out.” We cut to a video of the Slaughterhouse. There is a construction crew working on the building. Men were going in and out. You could see people in windows working all throughout the building. “Twist, check out your possessed building now. OOOO, it looks so evil now, doesn’t it fans. The daylight really takes off that supernatural aura. The only thing evil about my Slaughterhouse was that it was condemned, Twist!! It was a deathtrap, and all those papers you showed Mr. Fantasy guaranteeing everyone’s safety were forgeries. I’m sincerely glad no one got killed. Here’s the funny part. You here me saying my Slaughterhouse? Well, fans, Icky Twist didn’t own the building!! More forged papers. He as basically squatting. My crack legal team has worked for months to find out what’s going on with that place. They finally found the truth. Well, first, they found the secret location. It was pretty remote; I’ll give you that. Here’s the kicker. I bought it. Well, Dad and I bought it. We aren’t getting along, but he loved our ideas for the place and is helping finance the renovations. It’s not cheap as you probably well know. As my man Block said, the next P4V, St. Valentine’s Massacre, will be held at the new and improved Slaughterhouse. He will be challenging for, and winning, the WoW title from Undermaster that night. Speaking of Undermaster, we found the Throne of Hell set. Not bad work I have to say. We almost felt bad about chain sawing that big chair, but not too bad and not for long.” Big Rig, “what makes this the Whole New Era is that we’re bringing this back to Earth. Hell and witches and time-travel and all that…it had its day, but it’s time to take the geek out of this business.” Chicano, “Undermaster, your just a man. You’re one of the toughest, baddest men I’ve ever seen, but your just a man. If there’s really a Hell, and you end up there after you kick the bucket, that will be the first time you see it. There’s no throne, or crown for you.”

4) In the ladies battle royal, the participants are:

Bombshell/Mynx/Elara Nexus/Elfette/Sgt. Shipley/Jenny Dreadful/Penny Dreadful/Dandelion/Princess Starbright/eventual winner….Devastatia.

Notes: The Dreadful Sisters had some interesting interactions. At times, Jenny looked like she was going to attack her sister. At other times, they worked together. They ended up being eliminated at the same time by Devastatia.

5) Crash Ratchethands over Mandonna.

6) Grand Manga over Orion Northstar. Blaine Fantasy comes out and laughs at Northstar. Grand Manga, in broken English, tells Northstar that he will do everything in his power to get him back. Blaine says Northstar’s days in WoW are over.

7) Pharaoh over Notorious BB.

8) Succubus over Gothica.

9) In a rematch from a month ago, Mercenary takes on Ace of Spades and Samson in a three-way match. Once again, Mercenary wins by submitting Ace of Spades. Ace rolls out of the ring as Samson and Mercenary shake hands. He returns with a steel chair and blasts both of his opponents with a hard shot. He goes berserk and lays into both men, slamming the chair into the backs and legs. He pounded both men till their heads were busted open. “No more!! You stupid sonsuvbitches. I am Ace of Spades. You are nothing to me. Undermaster is nothing to me. I don’t care about who won this match. My title shot….mine!!! I will be not be disrespected. WoW…you trash fans…Fantasy…I don’t care who you are. Anyone who disrespects the Ace of Spades again WILL end up like these two. Next week, I will challenge Undermaster for the title and he will never know what hit him.

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Sports Entertainment 2/15/96
Mid-South Court

We open with a recap of the end of last week’s show where Ace of Spades took out Samson and Mercenary with a chair. Al announces that he will be given the title challenge tonight against Undermaster, but that there would be other penalties for his actions.

1) Vin Voltage and Mad Arab over The Gage Guyz. The brothers get crossed up and a shoving match results.

2) An enraged Ichabod Twist is out. He demands somebody face him about the desecration of his building. Blaine Fantasy comes out alone. Twist looks like he’s going to attack him, but Blaine advises against it. “I would wear you out, little man.” Twist takes control of himself. He starts to threaten Blaine, “by the fires of Hell, I will- “Blaine, “would you shut up with all the Hell crap? We demolished Hell along with the rest of the building. It was cheap props. What makes this a Whole New Era in WoW is that we’re bringing things down to Earth…or in your case, up to Earth. No more witches, spacemen, superheroes, anything else. We’re starting with you and your crew of weirdos. You want to threaten us, fine. We don’t want to hear about Hellfire and all that bs. Got it?” Twist, “Oh, I get it, young Master Fantasy. You hear this. The people with whom I associate are very, very angry. You don’t care for how we verbalize our threats? Fine. The end result of our anger is no less painful. Whether or not I’ve lost the Slaughterhouse remains to be seen. Rest assured, though, the consequences of you and your stooges’ actions will be horrific.” Twist slaps a stunned Blaine across the face before walking off.

3) Devastatia over the Queen of Mean.

4) Mort’s Mausoleum is open, and with him are Kannibal Keith and Skeleskreem. Mort, “No, the Undermaster didn’t allow us to come back. We don’t need his permission. We have returned in defiance of him, not because of him. We are not here to oppose him, although I am sure he will take offense at what he will feel is our arrogance. So be it. Leave us be, Undermaster, and we will leave you be. We know your secrets. We know how to exploit them. As I said, leave us to our pursuits. Let the Psycho Killers…. kill.”

5) Curt Grunge over Jacko Pop. Curt gets attacked by the Hotsteppaz.

6) Tiffany Fantasy is with Princess Starbright and Bombshell. PS, “Tiffany, understand this. I am not beholden to you in any way, shape, or form. You asked me to come back, but I chose to do so. Please don’t think you were somehow the savior of my career.” Bombshell, “Same here. You’ve told people that lifting my ban was a such a generous, heroic act. Despite your o-so-selfless act, the choice to come back was my own. I enjoyed what I was doing. The money may not have been as good, but the satisfaction of winning a match is the same whether it’s for WoW in the Puro Dome, or for an Indy in a high school gym. I owe you nothing.” Tiffany, “If that helps you sleep better, then keep believing it. Besides, what could a hasbeen and a neverwas do for me? You two are being allowed to work here because I need cannon fodder for the Chosen. You are nothing more.” PS, “really? Well, that was your first mistake, Tiffany. Shelly and I are going to make you look like a fool.”

7) Chance Solar and Detective X over Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander.

8) Samson and Mercenary are out. Merc, “Sam, that should be me in that cage with Undermaster. Somehow, Ace regressed back to the emotional maturity of a 12yo who has lost a couple of Pop Warner football games. Pouting, whining, crying, and cheating.” Sam, “he used to be a guy I respected. I knew going into a match with him would be a challenge. Hell, he’s just a brat now, like you said. A punk.” Merc, “we’re both going to get shots at whoever walks out of that cage with the title. I don’t care which, but right now I think pinning Ace again would be more satisfying.” Sam, “Maybe, but this version of Ace can’t beat the Undermaster. He’s shown that over and over.’ Merc, “unless he finds a way to complain Undermaster to death.”

9) In a Steel Cage match for the WoW title, Undermaster retains against Ace of Spades. Merc and Samson enter the cage with Ace after UM leaves. AoS takes a Bulldozer and Canadian Cloverleaf as payback.

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Weekend Attitude 2/24/96
The Ballroom

1) Dark Mauler, Vin Voltage, and The Mad Arab over The Gage Guyz and Johnny Kobra. At one point, Tatters Gage was out of position, so Rager and Johnny Kobra completed one of the GG’s signature tag moves. This was at Rager’s encouragement. Tatters wasn’t happy and started shoving Kobra. This interaction gave Mauler the chance for a blindside attack and pin. Afterwards, Rager pulled Tatters off of Kobra.

2) Strongarm Thompson is out with Al. He says that people may not be aware, but this is his first singles’ title. He’s enjoyed tagging with Otto, but Otto claims he’s done…”for the ‘I forgot how many’ times. “Either way, I have more solo matches than tags in my future, and this belt is the start of the second half of my career.”

3) Princess Starbright over The Queen of Mean.

4) The Psycho Killer, with Mort Ishun, over The Insectoids.

5) Mandonna over Crash Ratchethands.

6) King V calls out O’ Hooligan. He asks for another match. O’ Hooligan says he has nothing to prove. V offers to put his crown up. He says he can show the value in gold and jewels. O’Hooligan says that he’s not putting anything on the line as he has no reason to fight V again. V says that he wants nothing but the match. O’ Hooligan agrees.

7) A P4V commercial airs for the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre from the “Whole New Slaughterhouse.” We will have to wait till next week to see it. The Undermaster will defend against Blockbuster Brohan, and Lazer will take on The Hunk in a final battle as two of the matches.

8) Destruction over The Gladiators. Cutthroat announces that their suspension from title contention is over, and they will regain the tag title from the Insiders at “the Massacre.”

9) Devastatia over Femme Fatale. Gorgon and QoM attacked her after the match, as Tiffany cheered from ringside. Princess Starbright and Bombshell made the save.

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St. Valentine’s Day Massacre 2/28/96
Slaughterhouse

The show opens with a tour of the “Whole New Slaughterhouse.” It’s been turned into a nightclub/disco. A giant neon Vegas-style sign sat on the roof. There are bars, with a bartender present, everywhere. The Whole New Era’s private locker room was the room where the “Throne of Hell” set had been. Pieces of Undermaster’s throne were hanging on the wall as “art.” The main arena floor was as brightly colored and lit up as it had been dark and dingy before. It was as opposite as it could be. All three Fantasy’s welcome us. Blaine and his father ask Tiffany what she’s doing out here, as she had nothing to do with the transformation of the place. “No, I didn’t. It’s now WoW property, and I control a third of the company. I run a third of this building. Get over yourselves.”

1) In the opener, Ace of Spades defeats Samson. Ace goes after a chair post-match, but upon re-entering the ring, he eats a Bulldozer.

2) SilverGod walks out. “I much prefer the old place, but this will have to do. I know you recognize the voice. You thought you knew the face under all this, but you weren’t sure. Take a close look and be sure. It’s me. I am now the SilverGod. Don’t worry about the first guy. He’s just a memory that will soon fade. I’m your God now. I am no longer “Average.” I am superior. Father, I did this for you.”

3) Bombshell over The Queen of Mean.

4) The Insiders retain the WoW tag titles against Destruction.

5) Lazer over The Hunk, with Ryan Regret.

6) Suicide over Rager Gage. RG came out alone. Tatters “snuck” his way to ringside during the match. He tried to interfere, without Rager’s knowledge, and cost him the match. This time, the brothers got into a shoving match which was broken up by security.

7) VTC and Valkyrie are out. “Brohan is conveniently ignoring me. Fear does that people. Buster, ignoring me doesn’t make me go away, it just makes the beating you’re going to take that much worse. I am challenging the winner of tonight’s main event to a title match, and remember Era….I’m not doing this alone.”

8) Chance Solar and Sgt. Shipley are out. Solar says that they were challenged to a mixed-tag by an unknown team. Cadaver walks out. Shipley asks if he has a partner, or should she leave. From behind, Jenny Dreadful hits the ring and attacks. Cadaver jumps Chance. After restoring order, the ref calls for the bell. Cadaver and Jenny Dreadful defeat Chance Solar and Sgt. Shipley. After the match, Dreadful identifies her partnering with Cadaver as “The Haunted.”

9) Undermaster and Blockbuster are in the ring for the main event. Brohan stops the proceedings. “As a show of good sportsmanship, I’m going to make this a triple threat match. Undermaster, a man of your ability surely won’t have any issues with upping the ante a little? UM gave aggravated approval. Brohan brought out Mercenary. “This man was screwed out of a title shot by Ace, and with the goodness of my heart, I’m making it right.” Brohan pins Merc to win the match and the WoW title. Ace of Spades ran out and gave Merc an Ace Crusher after the match.

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Monday Night Live 3/4/96
Rassletorium

1) Piranha over Lifeguard Chip in a surprisingly fantastic match.

2) SilverGod over Blizzard. Afterwards, SG grabbed a mic, looked into the camera with a big pout, and said, “Daddy, help me.” The pout became a sneer.

3) Femme Fatale and Princess Starbright went to a 20-minute time-limit draw.

4) We to a P4V commercial for March Madness. The featured wrestlers are VTC, Mercenary, Grand Manga, and Ace of Spades.

5) Herman Nerd over Zeke Mullet.

6) In a NO DQ match, O’ Hooligan defeats King V. Instead of turning over his crown as stipulated, V runs off with it.

7) Pharaoh over Cesar Sleeze.

8) Jenny Dreadful over Sgt. Shipley.

9) In a three-way to determine who gets the next TV title match, The Hunk defeats Lazer and Cadaver.

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Sports Entertainment 3/14/96
Boston Arena

We open with footage from after the end of last week’s show. King V is leaving the building with his gear when O’ Hooligan jumps him and takes off with his bag.

1) VTC, with Valkyrie, over Flex Deltoid.

2) Notorious BB over Dizzy Lixx. Killer Klown attacks after the match.

3) Vin Voltage and The Mad Arab over The Grunge Brothers.

4) Another March Madness P4V airs. This one features Samson, Lazer, The Hunk, and SilverGod.

5) Mandonna defeats Crash Ratchethands. Mandonna asks Crash why he keeps challenging him over and over. “Simple, ‘Donna, I can’t stand the sight of you. It’s nothing personal, but you can’t be in the same business as me. I’m taking you out.” Mandonna, “First, it’s MANdonna. You may not like the way I choose to dress, but the man comes first, and this man will kick your ass like I’ve done every time we’ve fought. No matter what I do or say, people are always going to judge me. I’m fine with it, but that doesn’t mean I have to take it. I am going to have to take out the trash, again.”

6) A “commotion in the back” sends us to where Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander are fighting with Chance Solar and Detective X. The BASILISK operatives appear to have the upper hand. Security and wrestlers break up the fight, and IM and CC take off. Detective X looks to have been injured in the attack.

7) Psycho Killers, with Mort Ishun, over Perfection.

8) The Insiders are out before Brohan’s defense. They say they have run through every challenger around, and are looking for “new meat.” “We’ve outlasted everybody. We’ve come up with a new challenge. If you’ve ever held the tag titles, whether you’re currently teaming or not, don’t like each other, retired, hell, even dead. We don’t care. Look us up. We will be the greatest WoW tag champs of all time before this is over. Nobody’s going to beat Block for that WoW title, either. The Whole New Era has changed everything about this company, and we’re just getting started. You might as well hand over the keys to the kingdom, Mr. Fantasy, With Blaine running point, we’re untouchable.”

9) In a WoW title match, Blockbuster Brohan retains against Dark Mauler. Brogan taunts DM for winning the battle royal a week after the Battle Royale. Mauler’s teammates do attack post-match, and this time all 6 men come to blows.

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Weekend Attitude 3/24/96
Canada Centre

1) Fireball over Beer Can Man and Pharaoh in a three-way match.

2) Mr. Fantasy is in his office when O’ Hooligan busts in. He’s wearing the crown. “You see this, man! I’m King O’ Hooligan to you.” He cackled. “Now, about my money. I want it.” MF, “would you forget about that damn money? That was months ago. Hell, Merc’s forgot about it, and he’s who it’s owed to. It was stolen and spent. I’m not responsible for that, and you won’t make me responsible.” O’ Hooligan, “I don’t care what happened to it. It would’ve been mine if you hadn’t saddled me with the idiot King. If I crawled up that ladder and claimed that case-with no cash in it-I would’ve taken it out of your hide that night. Well, I’m here now and let’s pretend, for the sake of your health, that you did owe it to.” MF, “this is extortion, and I’m not going along with it.” O’ Hooligan reaches across the desk to try and grab MF. “You like to fight, don’t you boss? You’ve put on the tights a couple of times? Put ‘em on again. Lace up those boots, because you and me are going to fight for what’s owed me. If you beat me, I will drop it and be your best friend. If you don’t agree to this, I’m going to be in your face all day, every day. If you wake up to pee, I’ll be standing over you. I won’t rest. Therefore, you won’t. Make the match, Fantasy.” MF, “get out of my office.”

3) Notorious BB over Killer Klown. This time, Dizzy Lixx attacked.

4) Zeke Mullet, with Cletus Mullet, over Cesar Sleaze. A full-scale war breaks out after the match when The Mullets and The Grunge Brothers charge the ring. They are still fighting when we come back from break.

5) Tiffany comes out with Gorgon Tokoro and Femme Fatale. Tokoro bodyslams Zeke Mullet, and FF takes out Romeo with a martial arts kick. This stops the fighting. The ladies are ready to restart it, but Tiffany orders all the guys to the back. When they protest, she reminds them that even though her third piece of control focuses on the ladies, she’s still part of the management team and their superior. After they leave, she calls out the Queen of Mean. “Queenie, let’s keep this short and sweet. You’re not pulling your weight, and your status as a Chosen is in jeopardy.” Gorgon and FF snicker and then quickly stop. “Ok, the ladies gave me away. It’s been revoked. I thought you would bring some veteran leadership, but you’re just old. It was my error, and I apologize for having too much faith in you. That being said, you are dismissed from this group.” Queen, “Tiffany, give me one more chance. I will face anybody you want…and win. For you.” Tiff, “Queenie, it’s too late for that. Sadly, you just did what I was hoping you wouldn’t. I told them that if you took it like a pro, you could walk. If you complained or begged, which you did…” Gorgon and FF attack Queen from behind. Tiffany lets them work her over briefly before calling it off. “That’s enough, you two. I think she knows to leave well enough alone and get the hell out of my promotion…a third of anyhow.”

6) Rager Gage is out in the crowd meeting and greeting. Tatters comes up confused. Rager says he wanted to do this alone. “I need some distance from you, bro. I thought meeting the peeps was a chance to do something as Rager Gage, not half the Gage Guyz team.” Tatters, “so you come out acting all self-important, like you’re the heart and soul of the team. Well, BRO, I carry this team and have since day one. You’re…ok…I’m incredible. You know it and can’t handle it. Sorry if the truth hurts.” The brothers go at it verbally. Finally, Rager turns to leave. “Don’t turn your back on me, bro!!” He keeps walking. “Damn you, Rage. This is on you, bitch!” Tatters jumps on his brothers back and rides him to the ground. He clamps on a choke. Tatters, “you won’t talk to me like that and walk off. Say your sorry…now!!” He slightly releases the grip. Rager, “Go to Hell, ya’ piece of trash.” Tatters slams his brother’s face into the concrete and walks off, cursing the fans.

7) Mercenary and Troglove defeat The Daredevils.

8) Elara Nexus over Gothica.

9) In a TV title match, The Hunk regains the title from Strongarm Thompson. Ryan Regret contributes to the win with timely distraction.

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March Madness 3/31/96
Mojito Beach

1) Round 1, Match 1- Lazer over The Hunk.

2) Round 1, Match 2- Grand Manga over SilverGod.

3) Round 1, Match 3- Mercenary over Ace of Spades.

4) Round 1, Match 4- Samson over VTC.

5) In a WoW tag title match, The Insiders retain against Vin Voltage and The Mad Arab.

6) Semi-Finals- Grand Manga over Lazer.

7) Semi-Finals- Mercenary over Samson.

8) In a WoW title match, Blockbuster Brohan retains against the Undermaster. The Haunted come out during the match and try to assist UM. The Insiders join Brohan. They end up attacking Cadaver, and Jenny Dreadful jumps on Chicano’s back and scratches his eyes. He slams her against the outside ring post, and she’s out. UM leaves the match to assist Cadaver. The ref is out at the time and the match isn’t called. UM returns to the ring, but Brohan takes him out with a cheap shot as the ref revives and counts the pin. Cadaver put Big Rig through a table.

9) In the final, Grand Manga defeats Mercenary to win March Madness. Brohan comes back out and mocks GM for being the weakest Madness winner ever. He calls him a “disgrace to the men engraved on that trophy.” GM, “I take Wrestler of Year from you, and next I take title.”

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BAH GAWD, KING, HE’S GONNA MAKE IT! NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH FORTITUDE, HE’S GONNA SEE THIS THROUGH TO THE END LIKE THE CHAMP HE IS! — Jim Ross, probably

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Monday Night Live 4/1/96
Cattle Castle

1) Chief Buffalo defeats Strongarm Thompson with a timely distraction from Ryan Regret. Buffalo asks Regret if his help means he wants to manage him. “No, Chief, you’re a fat pig. I just didn’t want him to win.”

2) The Queen of Mean defeats Femme Fatale. She came out looking terrified. The ref asked her if she wanted to forfeit the match, but she declined. FF mocked her. As soon as the bell rang, Queen hooked FF and rolled her up for a flash pin. An enraged FF levelled Queen with a kick. Princess Starbright and Bombshell came out to run off FF and check on QoM. Queen was wary of their intentions at first.

3) Notorious BB comes out. He says that due to his recent win streak, “Mr. F has decided to retain my services as an enforcer. Right now, he’s asked me to take out O’ Hooligan. O’Hooligan defeats NBB. After O’Hooligan leaves, Freakshow come out and attack NBB. They are working him over when 2=Zap hits and clears the ring. After realizing who is helping him, BB tells 2-Zap to run. “You shouldn’t have come back.” Zap, “Brother, this is my fault you’re in this deep.” Mr. Fantasy charges out with police in tow and yelling at them to arrest 2-Zap. Despite BB’s urging him to run, 2-Zap turns himself in. He is lead off in handcuffs.

4) Tiffany is with Gorgon Tokoro. Jenny Dreadful enters the room. “Ms. Dreadful, two questions…first, where is your sister? Second, I don’t know what you’re doing hanging around Undermaster and Cadaver, but it ends now. Your business begins and ends with the ladies division under my control. Got it?” JD, “Tiffany Fantasy….do not presume to summon me. I came merely to tell you that. However, I will answer your first question. Penny disappeared after I told her I was answering the Undermaster’s call. I had been fighting it, hence my unusual behavior recently, but I couldn’t fight it anymore. Cadaver is my soulmate, and we have claimed one another. I told Penny that I had no desire to begin fighting her again, but if the Master ordered it, then it would have to be so. She’s taking a sabbatical if you will in order to process this new development. That is all you need to know. I am done.” JD leaves. Tiffany calls after her, ordering her to stay, but is ignored. She looks at the camera. “Somebody in production make sure the insolent witch sees this. Jenny, you are under two orders from your boss, me. Find your sister and get her back here. She is not responding to any communication from the office. Second, you will tell Undermaster, Cadaver, or whoever you have to that they have no say so in your career. When you are working for WoW, you work for me. That’s the only order you need to understand.”

5) Avery over Iron Mask. Cobalt Commander enters the ring, attacks IM and unmasks him. The crowd is shocked. CC holds him up so that everyone gets a clear look at his face. “You are not worthy of the Iron Mask! Begone!” The now-unmasked IM slowly drags himself to the back. Halfway up the aisle, CC charges up behind him and kicks him in the backside. IM quickens his pace and finally makes it through the entrance.

6) Ace of Spades over Mercenary.

7) Tatters Gage over Johnny Kobra.

8) Cadaver, w/ Jenny Dreadful, over Chance Solar.

9) Blaine Fantasy came out to defend the cruiserweight title against Grand Manga. Blaine makes GM an offer. He says that he will get GM another WoW title match on one condition. Manga must declare himself officially no longer a member of the cruiserweight division. GM thinks it over and agrees. Blaine has him sign a paper that was being kept at ringside. After GM signs it, Blaine grabs the pen and jabs it in GM’s throat. He works over GM briefly before Orion Northstar makes the save. Blaine screams that he sent Orion away. Orion says, “but he brought me back.” Mr. Fantasy comes out and announces ON has a contract, and he will challenge for the cruiserweight title tonight. Blaine says he controls the cruisers. MF, “yes, but two-thirds of the team can override the other.” Tiffany walks out and waves. “Brother, you’ve been champ for been champ for three months and you’ve defended it one time against Cletus Mullet.” She and MF exit. Orion Northstar defeats Blaine Fantasy to win the WoW cruiserweight title.

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Sports Entertainment 4/11/96
Chitown Complex

1) The Hunk is out with Ryan Regret to open the show. He’s only a few words in when Pharaoh comes out of nowhere and blasts Regret over the top rope. He and Hunk go at it. The ring announcer says that Mr. Fantasy has called for a 15-minute non-title match. If Pharaoh wins, he gets a TV title match at Champ Clash. However, the two men go to at 15-minute time-limit draw.

2) VTC, with Valkyrie, over Max Attack. VTC says that he’s going to take matters into his own hands.

3) Tiffany Blaine walks out and says she needs to speak to Valkyrie. VTC says he will see her in the back. Tiffany says that her little womano-a-womano with Jenny Dreadful last week got her thinking. “Val, you’r not pulling your weight in my division either, so I’m calling you back. You and Vlad can play footsies on your own time. I tell you the same thing I told Jenny. On the clock, you’re mine. From now on you are expected to be at Women’s division meetings when I call them. Furthermore-“ Val, “stop Tiffany. You’re going to get the same response from me as you did Jenny. Don’t try and be my boss. I’m not dealing with your crap. You’re a joke as leader-“ Tiffany cuts her off, “listen up-“ Val, “I’m not. Don’t care about a word you say. My career is my own. I don’t care how many thirds of WoW you control. You.Are.Not.My.Boss.” Val walked off. Tiffany didn’t speak. Femme Fatale walked out of the back and blocked Valkyrie’s path. Val didn’t stop walking, and stiff-armed her out of the way. FF didn’t respond as Tiffany trembled with rage. “I will not be embarrassed again. Double-F, what the Hell was that all about!!”

4) The Psycho Killers, with Mort Ishun, over Netherworld.

5) Herman Nerd over MCFrosty.

6) We cut to music video. It’s a dance tune performed by the Hotsteppaz. Interspersed with shots of them dancing are clips of The Grunge Brothers and The Mullets getting pinned, beat down, etc. They then showed the HS getting pinfall after pinfall and hitting big moves. The lyrics mocked the musical styles of the Mullets and the Grunge Bros.

7) 2-Zap and Notorious BB are out. Zap says that Mr. Fantasy dropped the charges, but they’re both “wrestling for free” essentially. He’s taking most of their wages as payback for the money stolen. BB explains that the reason he came looking for the loan payback when he did was actually because his Mom was sick, and he needed cash to pay some medical bills. Zap says that’s the only reason he stole it. BB didn’t know that Zap did know his situation. “We’re all good now. The main thing is that we have to win the tag titles. The bonuses for being champions would help us pay the cash back in half the time.” Freakshow walk out mocking crying. “Oh, no, Dizzy, poor ol’ Ms. BB is sick. Maybe she’d like a visit from a Klown!! Death Row, as they’re now called, leave the ring and charge ‘Show in the aisle. They go on to win the match with BB pinning Klown.

8) O’ Hooligan walks out with the crown on. “You notice the so-called King hasn’t tried to get this back. He’s running scared, trust me. Now, Mr. Fantasy, if you’re not a total coward, will you join me?” MF comes out. “Next week, we’re fighting for my money, got it? I don’t care about a contract or anything. I’m going to the ring when I’m ready, and if you don’t walk out soon after, I’m going to find you and hurt you.” MF, “you got it. I will be there, and I will win. After I win, not only will I not have to pay you a red cent, I’m taking that crown and selling it. Best of all, O’ Hooligan, after I win….you’re going to need a Doctor.”

9) In a WoW title match, Blockbuster Brohan retains against Grand Manga. As in the first match, GM came within a split-second of pinning Brohan more than once during the match. Blaine came out and mocked him for losing as well giving up any shot at the cruiserweight title. Manga, “at least you don’t have it.”

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Weekend Attitude 4/20/96
Empire Gardens

1) The Gladiators over Smooth Criminals.

2) Tatters Gage over Suicide.

3) The Whole New Era and Blaine Fantasy are out. Brohan, “VTC, you’ve been begging for a response to your challenge. I tire of your constant moaning about how I ignored your challenge. I now have the time and interest in answering you. Yes, of course you can have a title match. You’re barely a threat.” Chicano, “we’re also bored with your “I’m not alone” crap. We can all see your caveman girlfriend behind you. Dude, she’s buffer than you are. We still don’t care. Blaine may challenge her just to get rid of her. Right, kid?” Blaine begins to protest, but Chicano cuts him off. “He sure does. Look at how excited he is. Listen, Block, let me make you an offer. I’ll handle Vladimir the Cruel…remember that!! He sucked. Anyhow, I will take him out of the picture and you never even need bother with his little challenge. Deal?” Chicano and Brohan shake hands. Big Rig, “there’s still the question of who is going to step up against us a Champ Clash. I heard a rumor they’re talking about Merc and that hippy. Whatever, bring it on boys…we’re ready.” At this point, Mr. Fantast comes out. “You heard right. I’m giving Merc and Troglove the shot. I figure I owe Merc a little something. Blaine, you’ll be defending against-oh, that’s right, you lost your belt. Too bad, sonny boy. As for you Brohan, the fans want it, and I think if you give him a fair shot that he will beat you, Grand Manga gets one more chance.” Blaine and the WNE were not happy with these developments. After calming down, Blaine says, “if that’s Dad’s plan, so be it. I swear Dad, you’ve signed that little guy’s career death warrant. He will regret taking that shot.”

4) Elfette over Sgt. Shipley. The ladies shook hands before and after the match.

5) Lifeguard Chip over Cesar Sleaze.

6) Merc is out with Al. He says the last few months have been the craziest of his career, but he’s enjoyed the ride. He’s got unfinished business with Ace of Spades, but is looking forward to taking down the Insiders first. Even though Troglove acts like a wild man sometimes, he is a good friend and an accomplished wrestler. “We have what it takes to beat the Insiders. If you are a betting man, put some money on us.”

7) We are back in the cemetery that we haven’t seen for years. The mausoleum is there, and it’s been repaired. The door opens and Undermaster, Cadaver, and Jenny Dreadful come out. “I made a rare miscalculation when choosing the priests of my Dark Cathedral. Keith, Skeleskreem, and Mort were unworthy. Only Cadaver, and now his soulmate, are fit to walk with me. Mort, you’ve made a grave error in bringing back The Psycho Killers without my permission, which you would never have received. Blockbuster Brohan, and your WNE...you did not beat me Brohan. You introduced Mercenary as a patsy that you felt you could easily defeat. It wasn’t easy, but your cowardly planned worked. You owe me, Brohan, a one-on-one. I know it will be difficult as you will dodge me as you dodge all worthy contenders. You won’t dodge forever. Insiders, you should also fear. I may lead Cadaver into a match where we take your titles. Slashmaster held more than one title at a time very successfully. He was but a shade of me. Tiffany Fantasy, do not deign to summon Jenny Dreadful again. Any knowledge she may hold is her own and she will share it as it suits her. The threats and deadlines end now, or I will interceded on her behalf. She doesn’t need the help, but I want her focused. Your Father means little to me, and you and your brother mean less. You may think the destruction of the Slaughterhouse has diminished me. A very wrong assumption. Regardless of where my power comes from, you all know it is undeniable.”

8) The Grunge Brothers over the Hotsteppaz.

9) Princess Starbright is out with Gorgon Tokoro for their match. PS jumps out of the ring. “Gorgy, you might remember, a few years ago, my “weapons phase?” Why don’t we bring that back, for old times’ sake.” She exits and returns with a trashcan full of stuff. Tiffany runs out to decline, but Gorgon agrees, and the match is on. In a non-title weapons match, Princess Starbright defeats Gorgon Tokoro.