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Champ Clash 4/27/96
Olympus Colosseum

1) The Hunk, with Ryan Regret, over Strongarm Thompson to retain the TV title.

2) Chance Solar comes out with Al. He talks about all that’s going on in WoW. He says that Detective X will be out for a little while following the attack by Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander. “In the middle of dealing with them, now Cadaver’s targeted me. People are turning on one another. Enemies are friends, and we’ve got three people fighting over who is running the show. The lines between good and bad have become blurred. Mr. Fantasy acts like a decent guy one day, and a self-serving jerk the next. All this really started when the Whole New Era showed up. They kind of did live up to their name. A lot’s changed, some for the better and some not, but there’s a new normal. I’m just now getting used to it, but it’s made things exciting.” Al, “you heard it folks, from the “elder statesman” of WoW, the times they are a-changing. If this is indicative of the next few years as we approach the new millennium, it’s going to be a wild ride here in WoW, and it makes you wonder what the next century will hold for the greatest wrestling company in the world.”

3) The Insiders retain the WoW tag title against Mercenary and Troglove. Blaine Fantasy got an assist in the win.

4) Ace of Spades over Samson.

5) Orion Northstar retains the cruiserweight title against Tatters Gage and Blaine Fantasy. BF added himself at the last minute “because he felt like it.” Rager Gage attacks Tatters after the match. Orion helps TG, and gets laid out himself. Rager says that he will take the cruiserweight title off Northstar before his traitorous brother.

6) We get a sit-down interview, recorded at his house, with Average Guy. It boils down to AG saying that he doesn’t know what’s going through his son’s mind with this freaky SilverGod act, but he’s coming to WoW to find out.

7) Gorgon Tokoro retains the WoW Women’s’ title against the Queen of Mean.

8) Mr. Fantasy defeats O’ Hooligan. MF had help from Big, Bad Doctor who interfered while the ref was distracted…by another ref. It seemed the second ref had information that he absolutely had to impart to the original ref at that very moment. This amazingly coincided with BBD’s appearance. After the pin, BBD grabbed the crown and he and MF left with it.

9) Blockbuster Brohan retains the WoW title against Grand Manga. It is the best match of their trilogy. Afterwards, Blaine and the Insiders join Brohan in attacking GM. He is rescued by Masakari and Ninja Shadow…..White Lotus is reborn. They lay out the Insiders and pose with the titles.

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Monday Night Live 5/6/96
Golden Plaza

Tiffany Fantasy walks out. “Tonight, the Dreadful Sisters are scheduled to wrestle in singles matches, with Penny coming up right now. I haven’t heard from Penny in a while, and her sister is disobeying direct orders to help me locate her. As her boss, I do have a complete and utter right to make such demands on my employees, despite what bad info somebody may be giving Jenny.”

1) Femme Fatale comes out. Tiffany has the ref “count out” Penny. She then announces that Penny is suspended, but the suspension doesn’t begin until she contacts Tiffany and apologizes. “Being the leader that I am, I am delivering on a promise. There will be a match right now, and FF will take on Bombshell.” Femme Fatale defeats Bombshell. “Jenny, when your match comes up, I suggest you be here.”

2) We cut to Mr. Fantasy with Ryan Regret and the Hunk. MF, “Ryan, I called you here to let you and the Hunk know that we are no longer business partners. I have acquired the services of my own team, loyal only to me. I wish you and Hunk the best, but I don’t need your services, and you are no longer guaranteed my favor. Thank you.” Regret and Hunk get hot. MF, “I expected this. He hits a button on his desk, and the room fills with security. Hunk, “The only reason this bunch of nobodies is going to keep me from getting to you is because I’m not trying right now. You don’t cut The Hunk loose, The Hunk cuts you loose. You’ve made a huge error in judgement, Fantasy. Ryan and I will see you again when we decide to discuss it on our terms.” Before leaving, Hunk grabbed one of the security guards and gave him a Hunka Dunk through a coffee table.

3) Mr. Fantasy comes out. “Now, I will let you all in on why I was able to do what I just did. By the way, Hunk, that man’s medical bills are coming out of your pay. Meet my new team, Big, Bad Doctor, and Def Row!! The three men comes out together to Mr. Fantasy’s music. BBD, “Boss, it’s good to be working for the man. Me and DR got your back and your front. We’re your shield and your weapon.” MF, “right now, these three idiots are your target.” Big, Bad Doctor and Def Row over Netherworld and Piranha.

4) Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander are out. IM, “we’ve decided it’s time to let you all in on a little secret. The reason we’re doing this now is due to my “loss” to Avery of the Hotsteppaz. That wasn’t me. There are several BASILISK loyalists who have worn these mask since we debuted her. The man that lost to Avery was a low, low level operative we were testing. Needless to say, he failed, and has been dealt with appropriately. He won’t embarrass us, or anyone, ever again. Going forward, the two men you see before will be the sole wearers of these masks. Avery, I’m getting a rematch soon, and I will make you regret that win.”

5) Herman Nerd over Mandonna.

6) Cadaver over Chance Solar.

7) Pharaoh over Beer Can Man. Pharaoh, “Hunk, you owe me a match, bro. You didn’t beat me last time. You can’t claim a draw as a win. Tell that sleazebag repping you to get a contract.”

8) Tiffany comes out with Gorgon Tokoro. “Jenny, it’s your turn. I know you’re here. Answer the 10-count or join your sister in suspension.” The ref counts to 10. “Open defiance. Interesting. You are now suspended. I will have security find you and escort you off the property.” Princess Starbright will take Jenny’s place, and this will not involve weapons. Starbright, it’s over already.” Gorgon Tokoro defeats Princess Starbright.

9) In a three-way match, Lazer defeats Vin Voltage and Big Rig.

As the announcers are signing off, we cut to Tiffany coming across a battered security guard. Tiffany, “is the Hunk still mad at my Dad?” Guard, “no ma’am. I was part of the detail ordered to find and escort Jenny Dreadful off property. We did find her, but we also found Undermaster and Cadaver. It was a slaughter, ma’am. Jenny’s gon, but she left with those guys on her own…and, uh…” Tiffany, “What? Why are you hesitating? Tell me.” Guard, “Undermaster said that you’ve crossed the line. He told you not to dictate anything to Jenny. He doesn’t care about who is the boss of who. He said that “My people listen to me and me only. I warned Tiffany, but she didn’t listen. I think it’s time to bring that Fantasy to a bitter end.”

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Sports Entertainment 5/16/96
Mid-South Court

1) The Psycho Killers, with Mort Ishun, over Boomstix.

2) Crash Ratchethands is out. “You people heard me say that I’m going to run Mandonna out of this business. I’ve been in the same company as that freak, on and off, for 20 years, and he’s made me sick since day one. I’m going to keep challenging him until he leaves out of humiliation. Get out here for another beating.” Instead, Beer Can Man answers. “He’s not here and you know it. Crash, not sure what’s got into you, but you’re every bit the freak yourself. You threatening Mandonna is the pot and kettle story. Mandonna and I ran together for a while not too long ago, and I still consider him a friend. Since he can’t take up for himself right now, I will. You want to fight, you can fight me” Crash agrees, and a ref calls for the bell. Beer Can Man defeats Crash Ratchethands.

3) Gothica over Succubus.

4) Tiffany and Gorgon are talking in an office. Gorgon doesn’t appear to agree with what Tiffany has to say. Tiffany, “I get what you’re saying. This is bigger than both of us. I have no doubt you can take care of things, but I don’t want you getting hurt on account of me. Let that happen to somebody else.” Ace of Spades walks in. Ace, “you better have a good reason for calling for me, little girl.” Tiffany, “Ace, I have the best reason. If you will listen to what I have to say, you will finally get the respect you very much deserve.”

5) Big, Bad Doctor over O’ Hooligan. Def Row join him in a beatdown of O’ Hooligan.

6) Ichabod Twist is with Undermaster. “A short, simple message for Tiffany Fantasy and anyone who thinks they have her back. Run, Tiffany. Leave WoW immediately. I’ve given you more ways out than I usually do, but those doors are closing. I warned you over and over not to bother Jenny, but you refused. I end the fantasy on my terms now.”

7) 2-Zap over Dizzy Lixx

8) Blockbuster Brohan is talking to Blaine Fantasy about Undermaster’s threat to his sister when Valkyrie walks up. Brohan and Blaine make lewd comments. She slaps Brohan. Blaine steps in between, and she body tosses him into through a swinging door into the next room. Brohan reaches out to grab Val by the throat when Blaine comes flying out of the room he’d just been tossed into. While Brohan is distracted, Val low-blows him. VTC comes out of the next room and attacks Brohan. Blaine comes to enough to yell “gotta get the Insiders,” and run out.

9) White Lotus is in the ring and the Insiders are at the entrance on the backstage side waiting to come out. Blaine runs up, says that “VTC attacked Block.” And takes off with the Insiders in tow. Back in the arena, the live crowd sees this on the screen. The ref starts to count the Insiders out. By the time they get to where the attack occurred, VTC and Val are gone. Chicano looks in the camera and says “count us out, this is a more important. We will beat you up next time, flower boys.” As the ref’s about to hit 20, Masakari and Ninja tell him to stop. They leave the ring and head to the back. On the screen, we see them enter the room and attack the Insiders from behind. The ref starts the count over for both teams. White Lotus drag the Insiders all the way back to the ring. Both teams re-enter the ring at 19, and the match is on. It looks like WL will take the titles, but last-minute interference from Blaine Fantasy gives them a cheap pinfall win.

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Weekend Attitude 5/25/96
Mojito Beach

1) The announcers have barely completed the welcome when Average Guy’s music hits, and the man himself comes dancing out. He finally makes his way to the ring after greeting nearly every fan at ringside. “I’m here as Average Guy. I’m here as Vernon Reynolds, and I’m here to talk to my son, Rusty. You know him as SilverGod…whatever that means. There’s only one God, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that. Rusty, son, come talk to me. I know you blame me for whatever’s happened to you, and I will accept responsibility…if I know what I’m responsible for. Let’s talk, me and you, man to man, father to son.”

2) Iron Mask over Avery.

3) Valkyrie destroyed Ms. Misery. Tiffany comes out. “I’m glad you’ve decided to play ball, Val. Maybe we can work together after all. I told you were to be, and you were there, like a good little soldier.” Val, “Tiffany, watch yourself. I’m not playing ball with you. I’m doing what I’m paid to do. Now, my participation in this match does not mean I’m giving you control of my life and career. That long list of “expectations” you had couriered to me is in a trash can. You couldn’t even deliver it yourself?” Tiffany, “I make policy. It’s your job to find out what it is and honor it. I did you a courtesy with that special courier. I wanted to me sure we were on the same page.” Val, “Nothing’s changed. I would think you would’ve learned from the Undermaster’s threats that some people will not be bullied. I’m one of those people, and I don’t need a man backing me up.” Tiffany, “Undermaster means nothing to me. You and Jenny Dreadful will bow to me before this is over.”

4) Chance Solar over Cobalt Commander.

5) Cesar Sleaze over MCFrosty.

6) Undermaster and Jenny Dreadful are in the cemetery. “At this point, I don’t really care where you believe my abilities come from. All of you must admit that they are formidable. If you’re hearing my voice, I have defeated you in the ring, or we’ve never faced-off. There are a number of future victims out there that I plan on making taste defeat. I’ve decided that my biggest victory yet won’t involve a mere title. It will involve control and power. Fantasy family, I am calling you out. Each of you should chooses a champion to fight for you. I know you all have delusions of being fighters yourselves, but that’s a joke. Choose a champion, so I can fight and defeat each of them. The spoils of this war will be the highest prize in all of wrestling. You’ll see what I mean.”

7) The Grunge Brothers over The Mullets.

8) The Insiders get in the ring while the participants in the preceding team are still recovering. Big Rig, “ We said a while back that we’re running out of competition. We’re encouraging teams to step forward. We were going to come to you guys with a challenge, but we couldn’t stop laughing. You tell ‘em. I can’t even get it out.” Big Rig doubles over howling. Chicano, “our idea was to offer you guys and the Hotsteppaz a chance to settle your business, and the winner would get a title shot. We’re desperate for somebody to step up. Then, Bigs says to me, “are we really including the Mullets hicks in this challenge?” We both find it terribly funny; you know? So, then I says, “these guys are fighting over who has a better mixtape. That’s even funnier to us. So now, we’ve come out to tell you that all three of the teams in your little argument are pathetic. None of you deserve to sniff a title shot, although we did beat the Hell out of the Grungies awhile back because somebody felt sorry for them. No more, fellas, no more. We want real competition, not jokes.” With those words, Big Rig had snuck around behind both teams. He clotheslines the Mullets to the mat, and Chicano laid out the Grunges. They briefly worked over both teams. The Hotsteppaz ran out and climbed onto the ring apron. They then decided to retreat. The Insiders caught them, and they took stereo powerbombs off the platform.

9) In a TV title match, Cadaver defeats The Hunk to win the title. Jenny Dreadful and Undermaster had been banned from ringside. Hunk hadn’t counted on Pharaoh showing up to attack Ryan Regret. This distraction allowed Cadaver to pick up the win and the title.

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Monster Mayhem 5/31/96
London Grounds

1) In a Ladies title match, Gorgon Tokoro defeats Princess Starbright.

2) Average Guy is out with Al. SilverGod comes out. “Hello, Daddy. It’s so very nice to see you. It’s too bad I didn’t see you this much when I was a little SilverGod at home with Mommy and you were out running around the world. Things might have turned out differently.” AG, “Is this still what all this is about? Listen, kid, did you ever want for anything? There were kids out there who didn’t know where their next supper was coming from who lived just a block away from our house. You, Rusty, never wanted. If you wanted it you got it. That was because I felt bad about not being there. I cam home when I could, and I always had something for you. I worked my ass off kid. I bled till I blacked out night after night. I took thing I shouldn’t have taken for the constant pain. I did it for you!! Rusty, you hearing me? I might not have been able to tuck you in every night like some dads, but you never wanted for a thing!! Maybe that’s the problem…I raised a spoiled brat!! SG, “Vernon, Vernon, Vernon. Your wrestling name fits you. You may be an average, everyday guy like all these average, boring, fans, but you were a below-average Daddy. Maybe the worst. Did it once dawn on you that maybe I would have been glad to be hungry over missed meal if I could share it with you? Present and money don’t buy love Daddy, except at those whorehouses you and your friends went to.” AG, “Kid, shut your damn mouth. I never betrayed your Momma, which is more than I can say for how she treated me.” SG, “I’m going to kill you, old man. I’m going to get in that ring and beat your fat, old ass.” AG, “That’ll the be the day, kid, but you’re welcome to try.” SilverGod tried to rush the ring, but security swarmed out and held him back. They get separation between Father and Son, and herded SG away from the ring. After a few seconds, they escorted AG to the back as well.

3) Dark Mauler, Vin Voltage, and the Mad Arab over Cabb and The Daredevils.

4) Cadaver retained the TV title against Strongarm Thompson.

5) Tiffany is backstage with Gorgon and Femme Fatale. Undermaster walks up with Jenny Dreadful. “Have you chosen your champion, Tiffany Fantasy?” Jenny squeals, and UM turns just in time to see Ace hit her with the Ace Crusher. Before he can react, Ace nails him with the move. Tiffany, “as a matter of fact, Undermaster, I have chosen my champion. Thank you, Ace.” “Pleasures all mine, Miss Tiffany-“ He stops suddenly when UM sits up. He grabs Tiffany’s hand and pulls her away. FF slips away with them. Gorgon stands her ground. UM picks up Jenny and carries her off.

6) The Insiders retain the tag titles against the Psycho Killers.

7) Tatters Gage over Rager Gage in a NO DQ match.

8) Blockbuster Brohan retains the WoW title over VTC. Blaine Fantasy again plays a part. VTC attacks Blaine afterwards. Brohan and the Insiders attack VTC. Valkyrie comes out. She gets a couple of shots in before being taken down by numbers. Chicano hold her in the corner while Big Rig holds VTC and Brohan spray paints a yellow streak down his back. He then whips him with a weight belt. Chicano makes Val watch. Finally, VTC drops to the mat. VTC, “I told you, I’m not doing this alone.” Brohan, “yea, yea, we get it, you idiot. Well, there’s your girlfriend, trapped in the corner. Lotta help she was.” With that, Chicano powerbombs Val. Chicano, “you need a new girl. I just broke your’s.” VTC, “you pieces of trash….I wasn’t talking about her!!” Suddenly, HFK is behind them. Three kicks later and all three are on their backs, stunned. VTC points at Val, and HFK tends to her. VTC picks up Brohan for a CruelDriver. As Big Rig tries to stop him, he gets another kick and goes down. Chicano tries to grab Vlad, but Val low-blows him from behind. Brohan is wiped out by the CruelDriver. HFK spray paints the yellow stripe across Brohan’s back. Big Rig tries to get up, and Kid clobbers him with the paint can. They pick up Chicano and hold him in the corner while Val administers a couple of lashes with the weight belt. Finally, they spray paint their names on the WoW title across the faceplate.

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Monday Night Live 6/3/96
Prince Charlie Hall

1) Samson welcomes the UK crowd to the show.

2) Big, Bad Doctor over The Flawless One. BBD say that if the people haven’t figured it out, he’s Mr. Fantasy’s champion. He’s also Undermaster’s weakness who will shut down whatever big plans he has.

3) Gorgon Tokoro and Femme Fatale over Princess Starbright and Bombshell.

4) Destruction over Mount Crushmore.

5) Lifeguard Chip over Mandonna.

6) The Doberman over O’ Hooligan.

7) Blizzard, with Brimstone, over 2-Zap, with Notorious BB.

8) Detective X over Iron Mask. X says that he’s the master of conspiracy theories, and the big one now is that Iron Mask’s story about there being different guys under the hood is a pile of crap. “Most people believe that you made up that story to cover up the fact that you lost that match to Avery. Honestly, I don’t care. Chance and I will beat however many of you there are. Going forward, however, per Mr. Fantasy, you and Cobalt Commander will have to check in with one WoW official each show and reveal your face. This is your doing, Mask. You cried wolf, and now you’re paying the price.”

9) In a WoW cruiserweight title match, Tatters Gage defeats Orion Northstar to win the cruiserweight title. He is immediately attacked by his brother.

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Sports Entertainment 6/13/96
Rassletorium

1) In a match identified as a Tag Team Invitational Qualifier, The Grunge Brothers defeat Def Row. An irate Mr. Fantasy comes out and says that he’s putting Def Row in anyhow, but since he’s trying not to be a total jerk these days, The Grunge’s are in as well. However, if Def Row don’t win the tournament then they are off his team.

2) Tiffany comes out and says that since Princess Starbright and Bombshell both want to repay her kindness with hate by teaming against her that they will have to fight each other. Princess Starbright defeats Bombshell.

3) SilverGod over Dirk Dungeon. SG continues to assault Dirk after the match. Herman Nerd tries to help, but is also beaten down. Average Guy comes out. SG throws up his hand like he doesn’t want to fight his father. As soon as AG turns his back to check on Dirk and Herman, SG throws him over the top rope. He follows him outside and smashes him into the steel steps.

4) Rager Gage calls out his brother and challenges him to a cruiserweight title match. Tatters tells him he needs to beat some people first. “You haven’t earned anything, brother. You beat Orion, or Manga, and we can talk.”

5) Undermaster, Cadaver, and Jenny Dreadful are in the cemetery. Undermaster says he will be taking on Ace of Spades first, as payback for what he did to Jenny. “What you did to me was the last act of a desperate man, Ace. As you can see, you failed. You touched Jenny, and you signed your death warrant. Cadaver’s going to want a piece of you, too, if I leave him any scraps. Blaine, announcer your champion soon, because you’re next after I eliminate Tiffany.”

6) The Whole New Era defeat Beer Can Man, Ronny Believer, and Cabb.

7) Cesar Sleaze defeats Brute.

8) HFK and VTC are out with Valkyrie. They say it’s good to be back together again. HFK says that he’s not sure Vlad needs him as Val more than held her own against the WNE. Val says she will have another shot at them, especially Chicano, who she finds loathsome. Vlad says that they will not be in the TTI as people as guessed. “We will get matches against the Insiders. Hell, we will take matches against their will. Titles or not, at this point, it’s just about running them and Brohan out of town.” HFK, “that being said, I want the belts too.”

9) Devastatia defeats Gorgon Tokoro to win the ladies’ WoW title.

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Weekend Attitude 6/22/96
Boston Arena

1) Lazer over Fireball

2) Quan, of Damage Control, is out with Al. Al asks him what he thinks about the changes since he left. Quan says he’s not sure what the Hell went on. He admits he didn’t pay attention while he was rehabbing since he figured Pharaoh had it under control. He gets back, and Pharaoh and The Hunk are all pissed off at each other. Regret’s saying that he planned on bringing Damage Control back when Quan returned until Pharaoh turned into a bitch. He’s got to sit down with everybody and figure out who he’s supposed to be fighting, taking orders from, or hanging out with. “Pharaoh, you better have a good reason for bailing on Ryan…that’s all I can say now.”

3) Elara Nexus over Gothica.

4) Tiffany Fantasy is with Gorgon Tokoro and Femme Fatale. Tiffany is trying to appease an angry Gorgon. “G, I’m sorry. I didn’t have your back against Devastatia. I’ve got a lot on my mind with Undermaster threatening me and all that. I lost focus on what was important…keeping the title around your waste. I’ll make it up to you, and we will have that belt back in no time, got it?” Gorgon, “Why won’t you let me handle Undermaster? You don’t need Ace.”

5) The returning Tennis Pro, who hasn’t been on the WoW roster in 10 years, defeats MCFrosty.

6) A P4V commercial air for the Tag Team Invitational. The featured team is Death Row, who say they will it for Mr. Fantasy. It also features Vin Voltage, who will team with The Mad Arab. The other teams are The Psycho Killers, The Daredevils, The Grunge Brothers, Destruction, and the winner of a qualifier between White Lotus and Iron Mask/Cobalt Commander. This is only 7 teams. Undermaster appears to announce that he and Cadaver are the final team.

7) White Lotus defeat Iron Mask and Cobalt Commander to qualify for the TTI.

8) Blaine Fantasy is out with The Hunk. He announces that he is now the sole representative of The Hunk. He tells Ryan Regret to stay out of their business, as what’s done is done. He says The Hunk is his champion answering the Undermasters’ challenge. Hunk has nothing to do with the Whole New Era, and Hunk comments that he plans on keeping that way. Hunk asks Blaine if the promise still stands, and Blaine says yes.

9) Cadaver retains the TV title against The Doberman.

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Tag Team Invitational 6/29/96
San Juan Stadium

1) Round 1, Match 1- The Daredevils over the Psycho Killers.

2) Round 1, Match 2- White Lotus over Vin Voltage and The Mad Arab.

3) Round 1, Match 3- The Undermaster and Cadaver over The Grunge Bros.

4) Round 1, Match 4- Destruction over Def Row. Mr. Fantasy walks out and fires Def Row immediately. The firing means they no longer work with him, but they are not free to leave WoW…and they are still working for free to pay back the debt.

5) In a Ladies title match, Gorgon Tokoro regain the title against Devastatia.

6) Sem-Finals- White Lotus over The Daredevils.

7) Semi-Finals- The Undermaster and Cadaver over Destruction.

8) The Whole New Era are out. Brohan says that they don’t care what Blaine does with his spare time and he can go slumming with The Hunk IF it doesn’t affect WNE business. He advises Hunk to keep his opinions to himself. The Insiders say they’re rooting for Undermaster and Cadaver to win.

9) In the TTI final, Undermaster and Cadaver defeat White Lotus to win the tournament. They don’t remain for the awards ceremony

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Monday Night Live 7/8/96
Canada Center

We open with Tiffany and her ladies. She says July is Ladies’; month, and will conclude with Ladies Night P4V in three weeks. Gorgon will regain the title, and “all will be right with the world.” For now, she’s put the Undermaster and his empty threats to the side, and his focusing 100% on “her girls.” The intro to UM’s music plays and Tiffany squeals and runs off, leaving Gorgon and FF alone. UM never appeared.

1) In a Ladies’ Legends Three-Way, Auntie Voodoo defeats Glam and Princess Starbright.

2) The Hunk over Pharaoh. Quan comes out afterwards to help his partner. Instead, he attacks him.

3) Valkyrie over Dandelion.

4) Backstage, Tiffany and the Chosen are hiding out. Gorgon wants to go find Undermaster, but Tiffany forbids it. FF is as stoic as always. They have a monitor and have been watching the prior match. Tiffany comments on Val’s effectiveness. Gorgon says that she wants to fight Valkyrie, and Tiffany says that “I might just makes that happen.”

5) Jacko Pop over Tennis Pro.

6) VTC, with HFK and Valkyrie, over Chicano, with Big Rig.

7) Beer Can Man is out. He says that Crash called him out backstage and told him to be here. “Crash is dead, BC. Well, not really dead. I’m still Crash. I’m the new Crash…another new Crash…Ratchethands is no more.” BCM interrupting, “You do know all this talking is taking away from whatever shock we’re supposed to feel when you walk out. Shut up and get out here.” Crash, “Whatever, behold….Destruction Crash!!” Crash, or Destruction Crash, walks out. He doesn’t look vastly different. His leather is now spiked, and he’s wearing face paint. The clawed gloves are absent. BCM, “Well, you ditched the back scratchers, which was a good idea. Did you ask Cutthroat or Chopper about this? They might be irritated at you stealing the look, especially after I beat you.” DC, “this look is an homage to the greatest tag team of all time. I will do it justice.” BCM, “if you say so, man. Come on down and let’s find out.” Beer Can Man defeats Destruction Crash.

8) In a NO DQ match, Undermaster defeats The Hunk.

9) In a TV title match, Cadaver retains against Mercenary.

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Sports Entertainment 7/18/96
Cattle Castle

Undermaster and Cadaver are in the ring. UM calls out the Insiders. He demands their tag title match be tonight. Big Rig has the TTI trophy that would’ve gone to UM and Cadaver. He says they don’t deserve this trophy and they didn’t deserve to win the tournament over teams that have worked together for years. He says Blaine’s working to get their guaranteed title shot thrown out. Chicano commends UM, but says that Cadaver doesn’t stand a chance. He says if he went after the TV title, he would take it easily. Big Rig says he has an idea. They will give UM and Cadaver a non-title match tonight. If UM and Cadaver win, they get to set the stipulation for the title match. If the Insiders win, both Chicano and Big Rig get TV title matches.

1) Beer Can Man, Ronny Believer, and Cabb over The Hotsteppaz and MCFrosty.

2) Dark Mauler over Strongarm Thompson and Max Attack in a three-way.

3) Sgt. Shipley, teaming with returning legend Spunky Sparks, defeats Auntie Voodoo and Ms. Misery. After the match, Spunky starts to talk about leaving WoW, and “gives the speech I should’ve given when I left but was too scared.” However, her mic shuts off and Tiffany Fantasy interrupts to order her out of the ring. You really should’ve given that rambling drivel when you left, because I’m not giving you time now. Get out of my ring.”

4) SilverGod over Average Guy. SG shows his own father no mercy.

5) Cletus Mullet, with Zeke Mullet, over Eddy Grunge, with Kurt Grunge.

6) There’s a commotion in the audience during the commercial break. The Gage Guyz are fighting each other. The announcers say that Tatters was filming a spot for charity with an audience member who had won a contest when Rager jumped him.

7) Undermaster and Cadaver defeat The Insiders in a non-title match. UM declares their title match will be a Casket Match.

8) The Hunk and Blaine Fantasy are out with Al. Al asks what’s going to happen next since Undermaster’s beaten both Blaine and Tiffany’s champions.
Blaine says he has no idea what’s on UM’s mind. Hunk says he’s not concerned about UM anymore, and if Brohan doesn’t keep his mouth shut then “I’m calling in my favor very soon.” Blaine reminds him that he lost to UM, and didn’t keep his part of the deal. “I’d said I’d wrestle him for you. He’s tough, and I came up short. Crap happens. If you need me again, I’m there. Don’t you think about going back on your word, Blaine. You’ll have more than UM to worry about.”

9) Blockbuster Brohan retains the WoW title against Samson.

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Weekend Attitude 7/27/96
The Ballroom

1) The Daredevils over Destruction. Destruction Crash watches the match from across the arena.

2) Pharaoh over Quan. Pharaoh claims he doesn’t want to fight his brother. Quan says you should’ve listened to Ryan Regret and went along with his plan. Pharaoh, “he threw me aside when you got hurt. Nobody treats us like that.” Quan, “if you’d just played along, we’d have a good gig right now. I’m talking to Regret about working together. If we call this match off right now, he’s willing to forgive you.” Pharaoh, “forgive me? That arrogant…damn him and you, bro. Nobody tells me when to come and go. I worked with Regret, not for him. He didn’t see it that way. I can’t believe you don’t.”

3) Elfette over Succubus.

4) VTC and HFK, with Valkyrie, over The Smooth Criminals.

5) Herman Nerd over Tennis Pro.

6) Ichabod Twist interrupts Tiffany backstage. She is alone. He says that her compatriots are “temporarily indisposed,” so no help is coming. However, he’s not here to hurt her. He just wants to make sure she sees the message from Undermaster.

7) Undermaster, Cadaver, and Jenny Dreadful are in the cemetery. UM reminds Tiffany that her champion failed, and she will pay the price. He asks Jenny how she’s going to enjoy leading the women’s’ division. Jenny just licks her lips and looks crazy. UM tells Tiffany that everything changes starting next week.

8) White Lotus over the Psycho Killers.

9) In a Legends match to determine Gorgon’s challenger at Ladies’ Night, Madame Tiki defeats Auntie Voodoo.

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Ladies Night 7/28/96
Silver Stadium

1) The Queen of Mean is out. She challenges Tiffany to a match right now. Tiffany comes out with Femme Fatale. Tiffany says she’s not a wrestler. Queen doesn’t understand how FF and Gorgon will follow someone so weak. “You’re not being a wrestler didn’t bother you when you pulled me from a match several months ago and took my place. You remember, don’t you Tiffany? The match where your partners did all the work and you stole the glory?” You were so confident then, what about now? I’m in my street clothes, don’t let that stop you.” Tiffany agreed. FF interfered in the match liberally, and nearly cost Queen the win. Spunky Sparks came out and slapped Tiffany while FF and the Queen fought. QoM rolls up Tiffany for the win. Sgt. Shipley runs off FF, and the Queen handcuffs Tiffany to the top rope. Spunky gives her retirement speech while Tiffany is forced to listen.

2) Femme Fatale comes back out. She challenges Sgt. Shipley to a match. Jenny Dreadful comes out. She says as the “future leader of you ladies, I am adding myself to this match.” Tiffany throws a fit while still handcuffed. Security cut the handcuffs. Tiffany orders Jenny to leave. UM comes out and tells Tiffany not to make this harder on herself than it already will be. Tiffany calls for the three-way to start. Sgt. Shipley goes on to win.

3) In the Battle Royal, the participants are:

Bombshell/Dandelion/Devastatia/Elara Nexus/Elfette/Gothica/Ms. Misery/Succubus/Mynx/eventual winner…Valkyrie.

Tiffany says that Val will get a title shot as a result of winning this match.

4) Tiffany is still in the ring. The lights go out. When they come on, a casket is in the ring, along with UM, and Jenny. Jenny shoves Tiffany into the casket and the lid shuts. UM slides the casket under the bottom rope. Blaine comes out, but Cadaver attacks him from behind. Mr. Fantasy comes out with a huge security team, but UM, Cadaver, and Jenny beat them down. A hearse, with Ichabod Twist driving, backs its way as close to the ring as possible. Cadaver and UM carry the casket to the back of the hearse and load it. Mr. Fantasy tries to stop them physically, but Jenny low-blows him from behind. The casket is loaded, and Twist drives off the arena floor and out a back-vehicle entrance. UM and Cadaver drag Blaine and his Dad into the ring. “Blaine, you’re the next to go as your champion has tasted defeat. Mr. Fantasy, your champion falls just like the others.”

5) Gorgon Tokoro retains the Ladies’ title against Madame Tiki. She is distracted by Tiffany’s absence, but FF seems to keep her focused. After the match, she and FF attack Tiki. Auntie Voodoo makes the surprising save.

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Monday Night Live 8/5/96
Chitown Complex

1) Mr. Fantasy, Blaine, and the Undermaster are out. The Fantasy family members look visibly anxious. MF, “at Ladies Night, many of you saw what you believe to be the kidnapping of my daughter, Tiffany, by the Undermaster, Ichabod Twist, and Cadaver. Nothing could be further from the truth. Tiffany has taken a leave of absence and is currently vacationing as a guest of the Undermaster. Her desire to keep this low-key means that even I don’t know her whereabouts. However, she is fine. While Tiffany’s mode of transportation, a casket in a hearse, may have been unorthodox, it was definitely part of the entire trip package. She is fine. I repeat, Tiffany Fantasy is fine. As a show of good faith, I have allowed Undermaster to organize this card. Undermaster, if you will tell the people what to expect today. UM, “the matches that matter to me are Lazer taking on O’ Hooligan. Lazer is a rising threat, and I wish to see him tested. The Insiders will wrestle the unpredictable Freakshow. Skeleskreem and Kannibal Keith, The Psycho Killers, have avoided my wrath to this point. I did not give them permission to return yet they did. Cadaver will punish Skeleskreem, and The Mad Arab will discipline Keith. Jenny Dreadful will meet Femme Fatale, and the three champions, Ace of Spades, the Hunk, and Big, Bad Doctor will meet in a three-way match.” MF, “I believe you’re just trying to soften up the Doctor before your match, and you want Hunk and Ace to do your dirty work.” UM, “that’s what you believe, Fantasy? I don’t need future opponents “softened up.” I want to destroy people at their best. Remember, Fantasy, you will be working for me very soon. Keep your irrelevant opinions to yourself.”

2) Lazer over O’ Hooligan. Lazer, “Undermaster, you call me a rising threat? I’ve always been a threat. Until now, you haven’t been in my crosshairs. Tonight, that changed.”

3) White Lotus over Netherworld

4) The Insiders over Freakshow in a non-title match. Big Rig, “next week, Undermaster, is the casket match you wanted. It’s good you and Cadaver like caskets so much, because you’re going to spend a lot of time in one very soon.”

5) Iron Mask walks out with Cobalt Commander for his match against Tennis Pro. The bell rings, but CC continues to distract Mask by offering advice through extensive hand and arm signals. Mask is looking at him oddly. The screen comes on, and we see Chance Solar standing next to a guy in chair wearing nothing but boxers. He has a bag over his head. Chance, “I will let your partner maintain his identity and dignity even though he deserves neither.” Mask looks back at CC in the ring, who shrugs. Mask is confused. CC removes his mask, and it’s Detective X. From the screen, Solar calls the ref’s name. As the ref turns, X hits the Conspiracy Theory and rolls out of the ring. The Pro pins Mask for the win. Solar tells his “captive” that he can go.

6) Cadaver over Skeleskreem. Kannibal Keith tries to attack after the match, but the Mad Arab attacks him.

7) The Mad Arab over Kannibal Keith.

8) Jenny Dreadful over Femme Fatale.

9) In a three-way match, Big, Bad Doctor defeats The Hunk and Ace of Spades. Afterwards, Cadaver tries to attack Doctor as Jenny distracts him. He takes out Cadaver. UM tries to attack, but stops short and the two men square off.

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Sports Entertainment 8/15/96
Empire Gardens

1) Destruction Crash over Lifeguard Chip by CO. Crash beat up Chip so badly outside the ring that he was unable to beat the count back to the ring.

2) HFK and VTC, with Valkyrie, over The Gladiators.

3) Al is with Sgt. Shipley, Elara Nexus, Elfette, Princess Starbright, Bombshell, and the Queen of Mean. Al asks them what they think of the situation regarding Tiffany and the Undermaster. Shipley, “Al, we’ve all talked. With…few…exceptions, we are in agreement. None of us like Tiffany…at all. That being said, nobody deserves this. I don’t care what the Undermaster has forced Mr. Fantasy to say, Tiffany isn’t on a damn vacation, and I hope you all understand that.” Queen, “you know what? I know I said I was in on this, but I can’t lie. Tiffany does deserve every bit of Hell he’s putting her through. Tiffany, if you ever hear hear this, karma’s a bitch…bitch. Gorgon and Femme, are you two crying each other to sleep at night because you’re mommy’s not there to tuck you in at night? The only reason you two are where you’re at is Tiffany’s protection.” Elara, “Queen, we agreed...” Queen, “I changed my mind. Woman’s prerogative. Tiffany, rot in Hell.” QoM stormed out.

4) In a one-time-only teaming, Auntie Voodoo and Madame Tiki defeat Gorgon Tokoro and Femme Fatale. Voodoo and Tiki are cordial, but bot friendly. The Queen walks out and mocks the losing team.

5) SilverGod defeats Average Guy.

6) Chance Solar and Detective X are out. They have a laugh at the expense of Iron Mask. Detective X comments on how uncomfortable the Cobalt Commander gear was. They also congratulate Tennis Pro on his big win. Chance gets serious and says they will continue to harass and embarrass “the BASILISK boys” until they leave WoW with their tail between their legs. “BASILISK may be old news, but that doesn’t mean they were anything but evil monsters. X and I will destroy the last vestiges of these murderers.”

7) Pharaoh over Quan. Pharaoh offers Quan his hand after the match. “Brother, why should we pay for Ryan Regret’s stupidity. Damage Control are the best team in WoW, bar none. Let’s put this behind us and go kick the Insider’s ass.” Quan accepted the handshake, and the two men embraced. After Pharaoh turned his back, Quan attacked him. “This isn’t about Ryan, Pharaoh, this is about you and me. This has been coming for a while. Rager Gage has seen that brothers will hold you back, and I’m seeing it now, too.”

8) We go to a video of Jenny Dreadful in an undisclosed location. There’s a knock on a nearby door. She opens it, and a nervous Blaine Fantasy enters. Blaine, “this is where Tiff’s vacationing? Interesting choice.” Jenny, “I rather like it. Your sister and I have grown closer over the last few weeks. She’s not so bad. Blaine, “can I visit her now?” Jenny leads Blaine down a long, dark hall. She knocks on a door at the end, “Miss Fantasy, your brother is here to see you.” Without waiting, Jenny opens the door. Tiffany is sitting at a desk in a robe reading. She looks up, “Blaine, you shouldn’t have come.” Blaine, “Dad is concerned, believe it or not.” Tiffany, “I’m fine, really. Jenny has been a great, uh, host.” Jenny, “I am to please.” Blaine, “Jenny, can we have a minute…alone?” Jenny, shutting the door, “of course, Blaine, you can have all the time in the world.”

9) In a WoW tag team title match with casket match stipulation, The Insiders defeat Undermaster and Cadaver to retain the title. Cadaver gets put in the casket after Blockbuster Brohan interferes. In the post-match brawl, Undermaster takes out the Insiders and puts Brohan in the other casket.