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Tag Team Invitational 6/25/18
Puro Dome
Sold Out
7110/36/**

We find out up front that the Slave Drivers will be out of the tournament due to an injury. They will be replaced by the team that upset them last week, The Insectoids.

1. In the first round, Shop of Horrors over The Adventurers.

2. The Neon Express over The Insectoids.

3. American Heroes over Anti-Americans

4. Howl n’ Roar over The Executors. Before the match, Ryan Regret is in the ring bragging about how he got his boys in the tournament. They both thank him, but temper it with “bout time you did something right”.

5. In a ladies’ title match, Madame Tiki defeats The Queen of Scream via countout.


6. In the second round, SoH over The Neon Express.

7. Howl n’ Roar over The American Heroes in a friendly match.

8. Big Money do a live interview with Honest Al complaining about why they aren’t in the tournament. Mr. Fantasy comes out and says that they will get the first shot at whoever wins between the tournament champion and the Blade Blasters.

9. Shop of Horrors defeats Howl n’ Roar to win the first Tag Team Invitational.

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Superstar Saturday 7/4/81
The Ballroom
Great Crowd
1560/***/44

1. Aurora over Auntie Hex in the opener. Auntie takes a mic. She asks Aurora what her game is. She says Aurora showed up, wrestles occasionally, and that’s it. You never talk to the fans or to any of the other ladies. She said that she can respect privacy, but she’s going to ask what’s up. Aurora replies that she will talk when it’s time. She did say that she’s waiting for someone, and observing that someone’s emissary who is already in WoW. Her nemesis could arrive at any time, and she must stand vigilant.

2. We are back in Gothica’s favorite cemetery with her, Skullgore, and Slashmaster. She tells Skullgore that despite his protests to the contrary, there is still tension between her and him. It’s interfering with the team. If he has something to say, then say it now. Let’s air it out in front of the Devil and everybody. Skullgore says he’s not arguing with her. She’s right. There’s tension because he’s been hiding the fact that she’s unfit to lead. She’s a fake fortune teller with smoke and mirror spells. He has no clue why Slash and Keith follow her. She says that Skullgore’s responsible for Keith’s not being here. Skullgore says he couldn’t care less about Keith Blood. This is about the big man, Slash. He’s the real future champion. SoH is holding him back. He says he used Gothica just like he used Auntie Hex. He needed to get his foot in the door and keep a low profile till the time was right. It’s right. Skull says “Slashmaster, as we discussed”. Slash grabs Gothica by the throat. Skull laughs and says “Good night forever, dear Gothica.” With his other hand, Slash snatches Skull by the throat, and this is definitely not part of any plan. He releases Gothica who smiles smugly. “Slashmaster, now do as WE discussed”. Slashmaster choke slams Skullgore over a tombstone, practically folding him in half. He holds him there till the tombstone collapses into a pile of rubble with Skullgore’s limp form on top. “Skully, go away. You’re beaten. You’re so pathetic you can’t even pull a coup correctly. Slashmaster exists because of me. He could no more turn on me than he could turn down the chance to hack up a hitchhiking bimbo.”

3. Back live, Jet Set Strutter and The Thinker are in the ring. Strutter shows off the WoW title. He says to get used to this picture as it will be around for a long time. He does offer a compliment to Arizona Chance, saying that Chance made the best of an impossible situation. He’s been talking to Mr. Fantasy about which wrestlers are on his dance card, and the list is long and tough. He may even be challenged from time to time, if he stayed out too late partying or loving the ladies. Of course, he can do those things and still do 60 minutes in the ring if that’s what it takes. He says if anyone is willing to be embarrassed by their better, then step up and take the loss. He will take an 8x10 with the guy after he beats him so the loser will have something to show his grandkids. “Grandpa got in the ring with the Jet Set Strutter, and got tied into a big ol’ knot. I lasted 2 minutes with him before he humiliated me into retirement, but it was worth it to get this pic. I love it more than I love you kids!”

4. Big Money are out for a tag match with Dude Brohan and a mystery partner. Dude comes out first and re-introduces, Dr. B!! Brohan and B are in control when O’ Hooligan comes down and punches Tycoon. The ref doesn’t see it, but Brohan does. He goes to confront O’ Hooligan but O’ Hooligan leaves the area. Brohan tries to re-enter the ring, but Pierre catches him with the Afrobutt and Giant Elbow for his first pin over Brohan.

5. Crash over Officer Chip.

6. Zap over Ruffian. Johnny Kobra is in Zap’s corner. After pinning Ruffian, he is attacked by Kobra and he fends him off. Then, the voice returns. “Zap, sometime you almost impress me. Usually, you disgust me. I see you all the time, Zap. At the arena, on the street, at the store…in your home. The best part is that you’re running scared, Zap. I see you looking over your shoulder. You don’t know when I’m coming Zap, but I am coming. I would tell you to be ready, but you won’t be. It’s not possible.”

7. Bobby Blitzworth over Vladimir the Cruel.

8. The Mad Arab over Lazer. Lazer and the Arab were having a solid match when Mother Russia’s voice came over the PA, and a video came on. Arab started laughing. The video showed the entirety of the Anti-Americans gathered around a fallen Buzzsaw. Mother says that this is just a message, Lazer. We want all the titles, and we will have all the titles. You’re on notice. They begin working over Buzzsaw again. Lazer tries to leave the ring, but Arab hits him with a foreign object and clamps on the Fat Camel Clutch. Lazer submits.

9. Pat Cabbage successfully defends the Cruiserweight Title against Star Boy.

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Sunday Night Slam 7/12/18
Empire Gardens
Sold Out
1262/42/**

1. Bobby Blitzworth wins a 3-way over Juan Tijuana and Vladimir the Cruel. After a post-match handshake with Tijuana, Blitz turned towards Vladimir. He said the Anti-Americans were growing stronger every week, and he was adding himself to the list of wrestlers who were going to stop them. There’s nothing more American than football, or tougher than an American football player. Vladimir said “unless you mean a REAL football player”. Blitz looked at him sideways. “You stupid Americans call it soccer, but it was the first and only football in every other country in the world. You know, the countries that matter”. Blitz laughed at Vlad’s comment. Vlad said he was laughing at his own stupidity and that he wouldn’t last 2 minutes in a REAL football game. This enraged Blitz, and he attacked Vlad. The two fought until Juan helped separate them.

2. The Executors are the ring with Ryan Regret. He is still bragging about getting them in the Tag Team Invitational. Merc shuts him down and asks him what competition he signed for them tonight. It better not be Crash and some local nobody from North-Central New York Championship Wrestling. Regret replied that it’s not that, although Merc shouldn’t sell NCNYCW short talent-wise. They’ve got some real up n’ comers. Tonight, he’s signed some top-flight opposition for the Executors…Dude Brohan and Dr. B!!! The Executors look like they’re about to freak out. Regret looks proud. The Executors are competitive, but they come up short in the match.

3. Zen over GoblinKnight.

4. Auntie Voodoo over Mynx.

5. Ace Arcadium over Cesar Sleeze.

6. The Anti-Americans music hits. Mother Russian leads out the familiar crew, Buckingham, Hammerhead, Iron Mask, Vladimir the Cruel, El Presidente, and, for the first time, The Mad Arab is with them. She laughs and says we aren’t done yet. The two newest members of this group, from the Land of the Rising Sun, Ninja Shadow and the Great Ginzu. The two newcomers join the group. She says that they may not even be done yet. You see, lots of people share their loathing for the US. However, her men don’t just hate the US. They hate pretty much everything that isn’t them or worthy to exist alongside them. Because of their natural superiority, her men are worthy to judge the value of others. Anyone offended by this comment is welcome to try and do something about it. They will fail. This brings us to her announcement. Her group of men will now be known as The Coalition. Brit and Hammer will continue as The Anti-Americans team since the US is the primary target for their specific loathing. As a body, though, her men have a hatred of anything inferior, and, they feel everything is inferior. She concludes by saying that before this year is out, the Coalition will control every title in WoW. El Presidente will remain TV champ as long as it suits him. Brit and Hammer will win the tag titles. Anyone of them can take the World title off Strutter any time they want, and this goes for the Cruiserweight title as well. The Coalition will end Cabbage’s fairy tale and his career.

7. Warhawk and Danger Zone come out. Hawk says he wants a Coalition member right now. He doesn’t care who. The Mad Arab steps forward and Mother says that you have your match. Hawk challenges her to take her men away and stay out of the match. She says she will because it suits her, and orders Arab to get the job done. The Mad Arab does not get the job done as he loses clean to Warhawk. Hawk immediately prepares for an attack, but none comes.

8. Zap comes out to his music and goes out to interact with the fans. He is not his usual jovial self however. He seems tentative and jumpy. A fan pats him on the back, and Zap turns and gives the fan a hard shove where he topples over a row of chairs. Zap immediately goes to help the fan, but security whisks him away quickly.

9. This was scheduled to be the tag title defense against Shop of Horrors that SoH earned by winning the Invitational. Keith Blood is unavailable, however, so the next team in line, Big Money, get the shot. The Blade Blasters retain the titles after a rather mundane match.

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Weekend Wrasslin’ 7/18/81
The Ballroom
Great Crowd
1560/40/***

1. In the opening Trios match, The American Heroes and Fireball defeat Vladimir the Cruel, Ninja Shadow, and The Mad Arab. After this loss, the remainder of the Coalition do attack the ring. They are quickly followed by a group consisting of Average Guy, Bobby Blitzworth, Ace Arcadium, and The Blade Blasters and a huge brawl ensues. It goes on for quite a while and the refs, security, and other wrestlers are unable to shut it down. Finally, Mr. Fantasy’s face appears on the video screen and he yells “Stop right now, dammit”!! This quickly gets everyone’s attention and the fighting literally stops instantly. Fantasy tells everyone that this rivalry has escalated between the Coalition and everybody else to the point it’s affecting the operation of WoW. However, he doesn’t care what two guys want to fight about as long as he makes money of it. He orders everybody but Arcadium and Hammer, who are scheduled for the next match, to leave the ring. He then changes it to “pack up your stuff and get out of my arena unless you have match tonight”. He says he will figure this out and get back to both teams.

2. In the follow-up match, Hammerhead defeats Ace Arcadium.

3. The Executors are in the ring with Ryan Regret. Merc asks him who is actually representing. Is he trying to set them up for failure? Either they win against two nobodies, or they get a superstar team that they would like a little time to prepare for. Regret tells them he’s got it covered. He’s got a perfect set of opponents for them tonight. A team that will push The Executors, but should be a win…if the Executors are as good as they think they are. Tonight, they will meet The Adventurers!! Merc asks Regret if he realizes Chance is a former world champion. Regret says that’s why he’s the perfect test. Besides, Pirate is the weak link, focus on him. Red Pirate proved anything but a weak link as The Adventurers pick up the win. After the match, Regret says his team put on an amazing performance. Spazz says we lost again. Regret says that’s true, but you came closer to not losing than ever before!!

4. Mother Russia over Lyndi Harker.

5. Next up, Zap takes on Johnny Kobra. This is the nervous, edgy Zap we saw last week. Ruffian is with Kobra. Zap still manages to put on a great match. The match ends in a double-countout when Zap and Kobra are fighting outside the ring. The ref is calling this one very liberally. An unknown person comes to ringside and distract the ref. Zap is fighting off Ruffian and Kobra. He takes out Kobra with a chair shot, and then Ruffian takes him out. When the ref goes back to counting, both men are out and unable to beat the count.

6. The stranger tells Ruffian and Kobra to drag Zap into the ring. He slaps Zap’s face until he comes to. As soon as Zap is alert enough to see the man’s face, he looks very concerned. Ruffian and Kobra are holding him up. “I know you knew it was me. That’s ok, Zap. You know what? If you had called yourself Zap back in the day, I would’ve never let you run with us. It’s too bad you met that fat pig Boomboy or whatever he calls himself. You used to be cool, kid. Now, you’re a joke, and I don’t like seeing someone from my crew willingly be made into a joke. It reflects poorly on me, and I don’t like that. Guys from the crew would see you on TV acting the fool, and ask me if that was that punk that used to run with us. I tried to lie at first, but then it started pissin’ me off. Now, I’m here to do something about it. Ruffian and Johnny K here are going to be my soldiers in WoW. I’ve been talking to them. I used to know Johnny before he started all that Kung Fu stuff. We ran in a crew together, believe it or not, before I knew this punk that calls himself Zap. We called ourselves the Gramercy Riffs after that crew from the Warriors’ movie. We watched that movie 1,000 times. I’m bringing the G-Riffs to WoW. The first thing on our mind is teaching this brat to not embarrass himself or me. Hey, Boomboy, stay injured. Jump off another scaffold or something. You get involved in family business, and you go right back to the ICU. Drop him, boys”. They let Zap fall to the ground. “Soul Daddy is done here…for now. Soldiers, let’s go.”

7. The Mullet Cousins are standing in front of a sign that says “Tennessee State Line”. Cletus says that they can’t cross that line because of the B-Boys. The kinfolk won’t forgive them for what’s happened to Granny. She won’t come home!! She moved to L.A. and is recording a hip-hop album!! The camera pans over to a bunch of hillbillies standing just over the line with pitchforks, shotguns, etc. Cletus says “see what I mean?” He says the only way they can get back in the menfolk’s good graces is to do something about those dad gum Blade Blasters. The men are tired of all the womenfolk talkin’ about the Blade Blasters muscles and pretty hair. If they can take out the Blasters then maybe they can go home!!

8. In a rematch, Dude Brohan and Dr. B defeat Big Money. This time, Yuppie VP runs out with a metal briefcase and blasts both men. The Big Money Trio follow it up with a beatdown.

9. Almighty Dolla over The Queen of Scream.

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Ladies’ Night 7/26/81
Fairgrounds
Great Crowd
1573/42/**

The announcers welcome us to WoW’s first ever P4V centered around the ladies’ division.

1. Gothica over Aurora in the opener.

2. In the only men’s match of the night, Zen defeated Iron Mask and Bobby Blitzworth in a 3-way match.

3. The 10-woman battle royal is up next. The winner will receive a ladies’ title match. The competitors are:

Valley Girl-Mynx-Chaka Crass-Glam-Lyndi Harker-Princess Starbright-Sgt. Shipley-Mother Russia-the last participant announced…. The Schmuck-and eventual winner Auntie Hex.

Mr. Fantasy came out before the Schmuck’s introduction. He actually apologized to the ladies for who was about to come out. Schmuck came out preening like he always does, and Fantasy stopped him. Fantasy said that the only reason he was out here was that a debuting wrestler isn’t go to make it due to travel complication. He’s not letting Gothica or Aurora fight again, so this is his best option. He admitted saying that the intergender crap was done, but he doesn’t have much of a choice and he doesn’t think the ladies would mind kicking Schmuck’s ass one more time. To this point, the various ladies have been eyeing one another as they enter the ring. As soon as Schmuck enters the ring they all group together shoulder to shoulder and stare him down. He mocks their show of solidarity. As soon as the bell rings, Princess Starbright lets out a battle cry and charges him with a clothesline. He’s caught off-guard and the clothesline connects. Unfortunately, they both get hung up on the top rope, and Schmuck is able to keep his weight balanced while shoving her over the top. He falls back into the ring and yells a rude comment at the Princess. He turns back around to see 8 furious ladies on three sides of him. All eight immediately send him sailing over the top rope and crashing into the guard rail. Security drags him to the back as the battle royal continues. In the end, Auntie Hex is left standing.

4. Reptile Ranger comes to the ring. He says he’s not hear to steal the spotlight, but he has one thing to say. He let his issues with Pelvis and Big Boss sidetrack his career. He’s spent time fighting other people’s battles. He’s allowed people to talk about themselves on his show, and he’s not getting his own concerns aired. He says he’s putting the Reptile House on hiatus, and he’s going to stop bringing the animals to ringside. He’s still the Reptile Ranger, but he’s going to be Reptile Ranger the Champ very soon.

5. Madame Tiki retains the Ladies’ Title against Almighty Dolla.

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Superstar Saturday 8/1/81
Boston Arena
Sold Out
1070/42/**

1. Vladimir the Cruel over Danger Zone.

2. In a non-title match, The Blade Blasters beat the Anti-Americans.

3. The Executors are the locker room with Ryan Regret. They are in the middle of yet another heated discussion about Regret’s role. As always, Regret is singing his own praises about what he’s done for the team and how blessed they are to have a manager of such reputation representing them. Merc asks Spazz if he’d had a chance to look over the resume that Regret finally gave them. Spazz replied that he didn’t give me one. I thought he gave it to you. Regret pulls a sheet of paper and says he gave them both one and the must have lost it. They both say no. He hands the sheet to Merc who looks it over. As he does, another piece of paper falls to the floor. Merc says that he hasn’t heard of half the promotions. Spazz takes a look and says that he saw two of them on a documentary about backyard wrestling. Regret says he wouldn’t know anything about an award-winning documentary on backyard wrestling. Merc says this fed’s territory is 4 high schools in southern Texas that average 40 fans a show and half of them are related to the wrestlers. Regret says he MAY have oversold himself a tiny bit, but look at what he’s done for the team. Merc says that you’ve given us joke matches against non-teams, or matches against teams that we would’ve liked some advanced notice about like Brohan and B. Spazz says that we can beat them with some scouting time. Regret says that he got them in the tournament, and they acknowledge that. He says he has a meeting to get to, so he needs to bolt. Spazz asks “who the Hell are you meeting with. We’re your only concern and we’re right here.” Regret says he’s always looking for new opportunities for his clients and any meeting of his is a meeting for the Executors benefit. He walks off, but Merc picks up the paper that fell out earlier. Merc takes a quick glance and then does a double-take at the paper. Spazz asks what’s going on? Merc says “that jerk. This is letter from Fantasy’s office offering us a spot in the Invitational.” Spazz says that Fantasy must have given him that when he got us in the tournament. Merc tells him to look at the date. “This letter was prepared before we hired Ryan. He didn’t get us in the damn tournament at all. Let’s find that little rat.”

4. Gothica over Glam.

5. Dungeon Crawler over Cesar Sleeze.

6. Jet Set Strutter over Zen in a non-title match.

7. Warhawk over The Mad Arab in a Flag Match. Mother Russia came out with a flag she had designed with small versions of all the Coalition countries’ flag surrounding the Russian flag. This flag and the US flag were put on poles in opposite corners. Whoever got their own flag off the pole first won the match. Vladimir tried to distract Hawk, but Danger Zone took him out.

8. Average Guy over The Great Ginzu.

9. El Presidente is in the ring for his TV title defense. He takes the mic from the ring announcer and says that he would like the honor of announcing his esteemed and worthy opponent. After a long, platitude-filled speech, EP brings out…Teeny Norman. The crowd deflates. Norman is excited about the prospect of becoming TV champion, but that unrealistic dream doesn’t last long as EP pins him after the Presidential Plancha.

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Sunday Night Slam 8/8/81
Canada Centre
Sold Out
1667/41/**

We open with Mr. Fantasy in the ring. He says he’s thought long and hard about the ongoing situation with the Coalition and several different wrestlers who have taken up the mantle of opposing them. He’s decided to let the scenario play itself out, for the time being. However, the following conditions apply. Mother Russia seems certain that members of the Coalition will hold all the WoW belts at the same time. So, there’s her challenge. She has until the end of the year, about 4-1/2 months, to accomplish that. WoW’s last show of 1981 will be a P4V on December 26th. If, at any point between right now and the minute that show ends, The Coalition hold all the WoW belts simultaneously, then they have Carte Blanche to do whatever they want in the company going forward. Fantasy says that he will still be in charge, but the Coalition will get pretty much whatever they want until they invariably implode and turn on one another. However, if they haven’t held all the titles simultaneously by the end of the 12/26 show, then the Coalition is done and Mother’s managing license will be revoked. She can remain as a wrestler, but that’s it. Members of the Coalition will no longer be booked in matches as teams or allowed to second one another under penalty of suspension. Fantasy’s announcement brought out a raging Mother Russia with the Coalition. She marched right up into Fantasy’s face telling him that he can’t do that. Fantasy says he can do whatever he wants including revoking all her licenses right now. He adds that she’s not confident her team can achieve the goal. She says it will happen, and Fantasy asks her what she’s worried about if that’s the case. She can put her rubles where her mouth is. Now, it’s time to get the matches started, and since her team’s here he thinks he will make a match. He points at The Mad Arab, Ginzu, and Vladimir and tells them to get in the ring as they are taking on these guys…

1. The Coalition team gets the win over The American Heroes and Bobby Blitzworth when Ginzu pins Blitz. Mother Russia tells everyone that when they meet the goal that Fantasy has set for them then they will dominate WoW. She may even move the HQ to Moscow. As for Fantasy’s comments about breaking up and turning on one another, it will never happen. Her men are a unified force never seen before in this business.

2. Mr. Tycoon over O’ Hooligan when Yuppie VP sets up a distraction.

3. Lyndi Harker over Mother Russia. Mother tells Harker that she demands a rematch. She claims the events of the day kept her from giving all she had to the match.

4. Soul Daddy over Zap. Ruffian and Kobra encourage SD to kick Zap around after the match, but SD says that Zap doesn’t need any help looking even more pathetic.

5. Aurora is in the ring. She says that the reason for her arrival is now here in WoW. A woman makes her way to the ring and security gets between them. Aurora calls her Countess. Countess says that Aurora honors her more than expected, and Aurora says that she honors her more than she deserves. Her us of Countess title isn’t respect. It’s to show the people what kind of person Countess is. She’s a pretentious, self-serving, hateful witch who clings to old, stale royal titles that reek of forced respect. Countess says that she’s Aurora’s better in every way, shape, and form, and whatever nomenclature she goes by doesn’t change that. Aurora calling her Countess is very appropriate because serfs, vassals, and lackeys should address their betters as such. “Despite Aurora’s denial, every time she says my name, she knows homage is owed and is paying it in full.” Honest Al was moderating this meeting, and asks Aurora what the issues are. Aurora says there’s one issue and it’s quite simple. Countess comes from a group that wiped out Aurora’s homeland, Cimmeternia. Al asks her to clarify. Aurora says it’s gone. The land ravished and the few survivors spread out all over the world assimilating into other cultures. Al says he’s never heard of this country. Before Aurora can answer, Countess says that’s because we not only physically erased it, but historically erased it as well. Al asked why Countess’ people did what they did. She replied, “It was there, and we wanted it not there”. Al is mortified. He says that Aurora is showing major restraint. She says that patience is a virtue of her people. Countess says they cried like infants and begged for their existences. Al says it’s time to end this discussion, and Aurora says that the next time they stand across in this ring, it will get physical. Countess says that my agent has fed me reports on everyone here. She is not concerned, and will do to Aurora worse than what was done to Cimmeternia.

6. The Adventurers over Ghoul n’ Goblin.

7. Ruffian over Star Boy

8.The Blade Blasters talk about the challenges before them. Shop of Horrors, The Anti-Americans, and now The Mullets are all calling their name. Right now, there biggest issue is with the Coalition in general. They may never have been the biggest “America-Love it or Leave it” guys in the past, but they are happy to work with the others to make sure that they don’t meet Fantasy’s goal.

9. Average Guy over Ninja Shadow.

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Weekend Wrasslin’ 8/14/81
Chitown Complex
Sold Out
1617/42/**

1. The Blade Blasters come out. Buzzsaw says that he wants a little one-on-one comeback against the Coalition. He calls out anybody. Hammerhead comes out and says that he will take the challenge, and when he wins the Anti-Americans get a title shot. Buzzsaw agrees, and tells Lazer that he will handle this himself. Buzzsaw goes on to pin Hammerhead after a solo Master Blaster.

2. Average Guy and Bobby Blitzworth over The Mad Arab and Vladimir the Cruel. Guy taunts the Coalition that if tonight is any indication, there’s no way that they can ever win Fantasy’s challenge.

3. In their first match-up, Aurora defeats the Countess. Afterwards, Countess tells Aurora that even if you luck up and beat me, Cimmeternia’s still goes gone and not coming back. You may win a battle, but the war is over.

4. Michael T. Wolf over Keith Blood.

5. Brit Buckingham over Teeny Norman. The ring fills with Coalition members after the easy win. Before they do anything, Mother steps in and tells them not to waste their energy on this one. She will handle him. She slaps Norman around a bit before Madame Tiki charges to ringside. The Coalition actually clear out of the way, not sure what to do. Mother tries to flee, but Tiki crushes her. She drags Norman out of the ring. Mother is yelling at her men to get them, but they hesitate. Mother says “of all the times for you miscreants to develop a conscience.”

6. A commercial airs for the upcoming Summer Smash P4V. The Executors reveal that they have a match with a debuting team called The Gladiators. Merc says that Ryan Regret is obviously hiding from them since he must know that they found the letter about the tournament, and that he had nothing to do with getting them in it. They don’t care if he comes back or not. Taking a manager made them worse off than when they were handling their own affairs, so it’s back to basics. The second part is a mediated face-to-face with Ninja Shadow and Jet Set Strutter. Shadow will be challenging for the World Title at Summer Smash. Shadow says very little. JSS talks about how he’s faced every style of wrestling imaginable in his years in the business, and how he’s beaten them all. His ability to win crosses all borders. A ninja is no tougher than a cowboy brawler or an Olympic catch-as-catch-can champion. All three end up looking up at the lights.

7. In another rematch, The A-List (Brohan and B) pick up a win over Big Money. Once again, Yuppie VP comes out with the metal briefcase and tries to attack Dude and Dr B. O’ Hooligan comes out, gets the case, and knocks Yuppie out cold. He goes after Tycoon and Pierre but they escape. B and Brohan look at O’ Hooligan warily and leave without him.

8. Zap is with Honest Al. Al asks him directly about the effect that Soul Daddy’s presence has had on him. Zap admits that SD makes him nervous. Al asks why. Zap says that “SD is a part of my life that I thought I had moved passed. I didn’t like who I was then, and I don’t like being reminded all these years later. Boombox helped me get through all that, but he’s not here and won’t be for a while longer. Chameleon Kid asked me if I needed his help, but I know that if I want to truly move on, I have to defeat Soul Daddy myself.”

9. El Presidente is out for another TV title match. He sings the praises of his last challenger, Teeny Norman, and talks about the “grueling” match they had (that was over in minutes and didn’t cause EP to break a sweat). He says he’s still recovering. Tonight’s challenge will be an even tougher test due to what Norman “took out of him”. Still, he does what a champion must do and powers on. Tonight there is a real danger of EP losing the belt, but he won’t refuse any challenge. Tonight, he puts It all on the line against...Dungeon Crawler. The crowd loves DC but not as a challenger to El Presidente. The match lasts a little longer than the prior one, but not much as EP retains rather easily.

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Summer Smash 8/22/01
Olympus Colosseum
Great Crowd
6681/42/**

We are outside the Colosseum watching wrestlers enter though their designated entrance as the announcers welcome the viewing audience. We see the Executors enter a set of doors with their bags. Immediately, the same doors blow opens and the Executors come flying out of the building towards us. They are followed by two heavily-muscled men in spiked leather and war paint on their faces. The two administer a severe beatdown on the Executors. Anyone who tries to stop them is quickly dispatched. The larger of the two pulls the cameraman closer while the other one lights a cigar. The cigar-smoker identifies himself as Massacre, and the bigger one as Brute. He says they are for the same reason as anyone else, to prove they are the best. The difference is that while the others like to think they are the best, The Gladiators know it.

1. With the help of Ruffian, Johnny Kobra defeats Pat Cabbage to win the WoW Cruiserweight championship.

2. Soul Daddy joins Ruffian and Kobra as they celebrate Johnny’s win. SD says that he understands that the Chameleon Kid offered assistance to Zap. He was quite surprised to learn that Zap decline the help considering he’s never been one to fight his own battles. At this point, Zap’s refusal to accept help makes him stupid, so he comes out looking like a loser either way. However, Kid’s offer of help must be seen as a sign of disrespect…the friend of my enemy is my enemy to re-spin a popular cliché…and must be dealt with. He calls out Chameleon Kid to receive his punishment. Kid answers the challenge, but is defeated clean by Soul Daddy without any help from his soldiers.

3. We are in the training room with the Executors. Both are in bad shape. Al is telling them that WoW medical personnel are calling off their match with the Gladiators due to their injuries. Merc and Spazz insist the match is on, and will sign special papers if it that’s what it takes to happen. Ryan Regret calmly strolls in. The Executors are too weak to even offer him a physical response. Regret says that he knew the Executors were dumb when he agreed to manage them, but he didn’t grasp the depths of their stupidity. He could admire their sense of competition and will to fight, but all those traits are going to do is force them into early retirement. He says HIS Gladiators gave them the beating of their life, and they still want to fight. Merc responds to the “HIS Gladiators” comment. Regret says that when he quit as their manager, he knew he needed to make an example of them. Show wrestling what happens when you don’t respect Ryan Regret. He tells the Executors not to worry about wrestling tonight because they absolutely are not, and The Gladiators will see to that. With that comment, the Gladiators attacked them again in the infirmary. The room was trashed as The Executors were battered even worse than before. Regret shut and locked the door to keep security out, and even Honest Al got knocked around as collateral damage. Regret finally called them off, and they left through the main door. Security tried to grab them as they did, but The Gladiators fought them off and walked off.

4. El Presidente is in the ring for a TV title defense. He launches into his spiel about how tough his prior challengers, Teeny Norman and Dungeon Crawler, were and how he’s still feeling the effects of those grueling matches. The crowd is deafening with their boos. Mr. Fantasy interrupts. He says he’s still getting complaints about how EP manipulated his last two defenses, and that’s not happening again. He says that Crash is waiting to come out, and while there’s nothing wrong with Crash, he hasn’t earned a TV title match. Fantasy says this is the guy you will be defending against…Average Guy!! In the end, it’s EP over Average Guy to retain the WoW TV Title.

5. The Mad Arab defeats Fireball. After this match, a brawl between the Coalition and The American Heroes did plus their allies did occur. Mother Russia went to hit Bobby Blitzworth at one point, but she blasted Iron Mask instead. IM recovered and left the fight despite her protests.

6. When order was finally restored, The Blade Blasters remained in the ring for their upcoming Tag title match. Buzzsaw was already limping from an injury incurred in the brawl. Their opponents are Shop of Horrors, who are receiving the title shot earned by winning the Invitational. Slash and Blood don’t even wait for the bell. The hit the ring running, and attack. The Blasters hold off SoH and retain their titles. However, Buzzsaw is obviously injured even worse.

7. We cut to Mr. Fantasy’s temporary office in the arena. He is watching the P4V on a big screen and communicating with production personnel. Officer Chip, Yuppie VP, and Cesar Sleeze enter together and begin talking all the same time. Fantasy makes several attempts to quiet them to no avail. Finally, he stands up and yells “I’m in the middle of a P4V!! Shut up!!!” He takes three piece of paper off the desk and signs him name. He hands one to each guy. “I’m in a good mood so it’s your lucky day. Write whatever you were going to ask me on this paper and the answer is “yes”. Bring it by the office later this week and we can talk about it.” With that, he walked out. Each man grabbed a pen and wrote on his paper. Officer Chip says “I just got a loser-leave-town match with Crash!”. Cesar Sleeze says “I just got a title shot at the title of my choosing and the time and place of my choosing. That was easy.” Yuppie VP looks at his paper, looks at Sleeze, wads his paper up and throws it away, and says, “wish I’d thought of that” before walking off dejectedly.

8. Madame Tiki retains the Ladies’ Championship against The Queen of Mean.

9. Jet Set Strutter, without The Thinker, defeats Ninja Shadow to retain the WoW World Title. The crowd is 100% behind JSS.

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Superstar Saturday 9/5/81
Chitown Complex
Sold Out
1465/39/**

1. We open with Soul Daddy taking on Zap in a singles’ match. Once again, SD wins clean. Afterwards, he orders his soldiers to attack Zap. Kobra and Ruffian follow orders and administer a beating. Chameleon Kid tries to help, but Soul Daddy cuts him off and takes him out.

2. Nerd Alert, who are scheduled in the next match against the Bullies, comes out to help Zap and Kid. They don’t last long either, and the ref calls for the bell. The official match is soon over.

3. Aurora again defeats the Countess.

4. Mr. Fantasy comes out. He says that in the main event, there will be a three-way between Average Guy, Fireball, and Warhawk to determine El Presidente’s next challenger. He says you might notice all three participants come from the group opposing The Coalition. Mother Russia set this match up, and it’s obvious that she picked three guys from her teams’ enemy in an effort to drive a wedge between them. Two can play at that game. Up next will be a three-way to determine a challenger for the World title, and the participants are Ninja Shadow, Vladimir the Cruel, and The Mad Arab. The three Coalition members walk out together with Mother Russian who protests the match. Her charges do not look to echo her sentiment regarding this match. She tells Fantasy that he is the one trying to divide her team and it will not happen. She says they are leaving, but the three wrestlers don’t follow. All three want the opportunity. She says they are on their own and leaves. In the match, The Mad Arab defeats Vladimir and Ninja Shadow to earn the next title shot.

5. Pat Cabbage over GoblinKnight.

6. O’ Hooligan over Mr. Tycoon. Yuppie VP tries to attack with the briefcase, but O’ Hooligan slips away.

7. Pelvis Presley, with Big Boss, Jr., over Bobby Blitzworth.

8. Sgt. Shipley over Gothica.

9. In the main event, Average Guy wins a three-way over Fireball and Warhawk to earn a shot at the TV title. All three men shake hands before and after the match.

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Sunday Night Slam 9/11/81
Golden Plaza
Great Crowd
1081/35/**

1. We open with the No-Hold-Barred Loser-Leave-Town match between Officer Chip and Crash. Chip taunts Crash about being able to wait in the unemployment line with Rad Racer. This time, Crash comes out on top and Chip will be the one leaving WoW. Despite losing, Chip beats up Crash with his night stick and helmet after the match.

2. The Frat Boy Bullies over The Insectoids

3. Madame Tiki over Mother Russian in a non-title match. After pinning Mother with a splash, she brings out Norman. Norman “pins” Mother and Tiki rings up the three count.

4. Shop of Horrors over The Adventurers.

5. Cesar Sleeze over Pat Cabbage. Sleeze is carrying a document in a metal frame which he leaves at ringside. During the match, the announcers take a peek at it, and it is the document that Mr. Fantasy signed at the P4V which Sleeze later added the stipulation to which gives him a shot at the title of his choosing at the time and place of his choosing.

6. The Mullets are still just outside the Tennessee line. They still have to take care of the Blade Blasters before the menfolk will let them back in the state. Cletus says the Blasters are afraid of them because they won’t answer their challenge. He says that they will be hearing from The Mullet Cousins very, very soon.

7. The Executors limp to the ring. They are both still showing the effects of the beatings at the hands of the Gladiators at Summer Smash. The announcers say that they did have to sign some waivers to get cleared for this match. Ryan Regret brings him new team, The Gladiators, out. He tells the Executors that they had the greatest representation in wrestling at their disposal and they blew it. Now, The Gladiators are in that position and they are leveraging it to the max. Regret tells the Gladiators not to hold back, and they don’t. Both Executors leave the ring on gurneys.

8. Lazer is with Rex Spectrum. He asks Lazer about the Mullets challenge. Lazer says that the Mullets are barely on their radar, and he wishes they were here instead of crying at the Tennessee state line. Spectrum taunts Lazer about Buzzsaw’s injuries, the threats of Shop of Horrors and the Coalition, their “tenuous” hold on the titles, and one more thing. When Lazer asks what that “one more thing” is, Spectrum tells him to come close to the TV screen. Spectrum says, “The Mullets are here, idiot”. Cletus and Zeke attack Lazer as Spectrum’s image laughs. They work over the Blaster with iron horseshoes until blood flows. Spectrum congratulates them on a job well done. Zeke holds his hand up in front of the TV like he’s looking for a high-five. Spectrum rolls his eyes. Cletus says “you ijit, he’s on the telebision. You gotta do it this way,’ and holds up his other hand. Spectrum replies, “just hit the off switch and go.”

9. Jet Set Strutter, once again san The Thinker, defeats The Mad Arab. The Coalition surround the ring and look like they are going to attack. Average Guy leads the opposition to the ring and backs-up JSS. Strutter tells Guy that he had control of the situation and not to get in his business again.

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Weekend Wrasslin’ 9/17/81
Canada Centre
1642/39/**

1. Gothica introduces her new protégé’, a “woman after her own dark heart”, Succubus. She goes on to drop her debut match to Glam.

2. The Gladiators over The Neon Express.

3. O’ Hooligan over Yuppie VP. This time, Tycoon attacks post-match with the metal briefcase. With VP’s help, Tycoon gets in a good shot with the case and O’ Hooligan is KO’d.

4. The American Heroes and Bobby Blitzworth over The Coalition team of The Anti-Americans and The Great Ginzu. Mother Russia gets on a mic afterwards. She says that WoW is stacking the deck against the Coalition. She wonders how her team can possibly meet Fantasy’s challenge when they aren’t given chances at the titles. Warhawk responds that opportunities go to the best, and just saying you’re the best, as Mother repeatedly does with the Coalition, doesn’t make it so.

5. Cesar Sleeze over Moon Man. Once again, the treasured framed letter was brought to ringside.

6. Average Guy is with Honest Al. He says he has two things on his mind. First, he says that as far as Jet Set Strutter’s concerned, he’s just trying to keep the guy from being beaten up in a gang attack. He knows that he and JSS don’t get along, and he doesn’t expect that to change. He also doesn’t derive any joy seeing a bunch of thugs gang up on a talented wrestler. That’s the only reason he’s helping, and he’s not trying to get into JSS’ business. Guy switches to the Coalition. He says that he hopes Mother Russian and her children realize that Mr. Fantasy set the bar high for a reason. Everyone wants them to fail. There’s no reason why Fantasy would make an easy challenge. You don’t come into somebody else’s place and mock and bully them, and expect them to just cower before you. Except for El Presidente, who’s probably the most talented guy in the bunch, none of them
have taken advantage of the chances they’ve been given. They have no right to expect or demand more. At this point, Arizona Chance joins Guy.

7. Chance thanks Guy for working with The American Heroes, Blitzworth, and the rest to end the Coalition. He offers his help if more is needed. Guy excuses himself, and Chance says he’s got a message for Shop of Horrors. They put Pirate on the shelf, but it won’t be for long. In the meantime, he’s more than fine with taking them on one-on-one. During his adventures in his prior career, he came across people like Keith Blood, Slashmaster, and Gothica. They go by all sorts of name’s, but they are all dangerous. He and Pirate have sworn to rid WoW of these menaces. He closes by saying that Reptile Ranger’s got delayed, but he will be ready very soon. When he does return, the fans will see a new Ranger that’s a threat to anyone.

8. Howl n’ Roar over Big Money

9. In the main event, Madame Tiki defeated Mother Russia. The ring announcer told everyone that this match was stipulated that the win must come by submission only. This posed a problem for Tiki as her offense is power-based. Finally, after being continuously foiled by Mother’s superior grappling skills, Tiki decided her best approach was to physically beat on Mother until she was forced to give up. After a South Pacific Splash, Tiki just sat on Mother and starting wrenching any limb she could get her hands on. It was crude but effective, and Mother eventually submitted. Once again, Tiki called out Teeny Norman to “pin” Mother. This time, Coalition members attacked Norman. Ginzu made his way to the ring knocked out Tiki with a big martial arts kick as the rest of the Coalition made Norman watch.

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Cruiserweight Cup 9/25/81
Empire Gardens
Sold Out
2920/40/**

1. In the first match of round 1, the debuting Devin Van Winkle defeated GoblinKnight.

2. In the second match, Zen defeated the Chameleon Kid.

3. Pelvis Presley, without Big Boss Jr as no seconds were allowed at ringside for this tournament, defeated Teeny Norman.

4. Keith Blood over Pat Cabbage.

5. Between the first and second rounds, The Coalition came out with Mother Russia. She complained that no one from the Coalition was in the tournament. She reiterated her opinion of the unfairness of the stipulations set forth by Mr. Fantasy. She then said that, as far as they were concerned, the stipulation didn’t matter. The only reason they will fall short, should they fall short, is because they were robbed, and that will not stand. She is officially ignoring the repercussions for not meeting his stipulation. WoW will not break up The Coalition against her will, and if they try, there are a number of powerful people in countries represented by the Coalition who share their opinion of America and the world at large. Should Fantasy try to enforce any policies detrimental to the Coalition, WoW will suffer on multiple levels.

6. In the second round, Zen defeated Devin Van Winkle.

7. Keith Blood over Pelvis Presley.

8. Before the tournament championship match, we cut to O’ Hooligan’s pub. He says his guests are Mr. Tycoon and Yuppie VP, two guys he hates. He doesn’t expect the cowards to show up, so he will go ahead with his challenge. Tycoon and VP do show up. Tycoon asks O’ Hooligan what they have to fear from a low-class, blue-collar scumbag like o’ Hooligan. O’ Hooligan brings up the metal briefcase they keep trying to hit him with. Tycoon reminds him that they got him. O’ Hooligan says he’s tired of worrying about that stupid suitcase, so here’s how he proposes taking it out of play. He wants all of Big Money, including that baboon Pierre in a match with that case on a pole. Whoever gets it wins the match and can beat the hell of the other team with it. Tycoon immediately agrees, and reminds O’Hooligan that he needs two partners. That won’t be easy since nobody likes him. O’ Hooligan says that he will have it covered, and says they can leave now. As they turn to leave, O’ Hooligan pulls a metal case of his own from behind the bar and lays out both guys with big shots.

9. In the Cruiserweight tournament championship match, Keith Blood defeats Zen. Mr. Fantasy comes out to present Blood with his winnings, including, as always, a contract for a Cruiserweight Championship match. Fantasy calls all the participants in the ring to congratulate them. As he’s speaking, The Coalition attack the ring and beat down all the participants. Mother threatens Fantasy, but lets him leave with a warning.

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Superstar Saturday 10/3/81
Boston Arena
Sold Out
1260/35/**

We open with Mr. Fantasy in his office. He says he has a couple of prepared statements to make. He condemns the Coalition’s attack on the Cruiserweight Cup last week. He’s never been much of a suspensions guy, preferring to let his wrestlers handle their own business in the ring. With that in mind, he speaks specifically to Mother Russia. She seemed to feel like she was doing him a favor by letting him leave the situation without being attacked. He says she did no favors, and she’d best not feel like he owes her one. Furthermore, his challenge to the Coalition stands, and he will not do anything to make it easier. He isn’t worried about these so-called business men who back her. He says that he’s a business man himself with more influence and power than she can imagine. He suggests she leave him out of this struggle with the other wrestlers lest she lose her usefulness sooner than later. The other item he needs to address is intergender matches. By and large, he does not support their inclusion in WoW. The Schmuck’s actions totally ruined anything good that might come from them. However, Ginzu’s attack on Tiki demands payback, and she has asked for it. He said he feels sorry for Ginzu The future of intergender remains uncertain, but as long as the participants view the matches with the respect they deserve, the odds of him signing more increase slightly. While they will never be a mainstay in WoW, the opportunity will be there.

1. In the opener, Arizona Chance defeats Keith Blood. Gothica, Succubus, and Slashmaster are all at ringside.

2. Madame Tiki defeats The Great Ginzu. Mother Russia attacks Tiki afterwards by herself. She holds up Tiki for Ginzu to kick her again but Tiki moves and Ginzu blasts Mother.

3. Supernova over The Slave Drivers. After the match, Star Boy calls out Mr. Bonsai. He says he wants to offer a public apology to Bonsai, Moon Man, and the fans for his recent actions and attitudes. He’s had a lot of things on his mind outside of wrestling, but that’s no excuse. The three men embrace and the crowd chants him name.

4. Succubus, with Gothica, over Sgt. Shipley.

5. Soul Daddy over Teeny Norman.

6. In a non-title match, Jet Set Strutter defeated The Mad Arab. Here come members of the Coalition, and this time, they attack. Average Guy comes out to help fight them off. He offers his hand after the situation is handled. Once again, JSS tells Guy to “mind your own damn business”.

7. Zen over Iron Mask. Vladimir the Cruel tried to interfere, but it backfired and Zen got the pin. Mask appeared to be injured. He and Vlad got into an argument. Mother Russia came out. She asked Mask why he took that match in the first place, as she didn’t authorize it. He said he hasn’t had a singles’ match in months. She said that’s for her to decide. He said it’s my career, and she replied that she controls it. IM said “you only wish” before walking off.

8. In a No-Holds-Barred match, Aurora defeated the Countess.

9. The main event was set as Lazer versus Zeke Mullet with Cletus at ringside. As the match was about to start, The Coalition’s music played and Mother came out with Ninja Shadow. She said that if she won’t be given chances, then she will take them. She’s adding Ninja to this match and she dares ANYONE to dispute that. Lazer says for Ninja to bring it on and he can kill two birds with one stone. Zeke shrugs and says as long as he doesn’t bother me while I’m kicking pretty boy’s butt then I’m fine with it. The ref approves the change and calls for the bell. Ninja Shadow picks up the win after a Shadow Storm on Zeke.

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Sunday Night Slam 10/11/81
Canada Centre
Sold Out
1887/43/**

1. In the opener, Madame Tiki and Teeny Norman defeat Mother Russia and The Great Ginzu. Tiki crushes Ginzu with the South Pacific Splash, but then tags in Norman for the pin.

2. Lyndi Harker over Chaka Crass. Harker gets on the mic afterwards. She says the reason you haven’t seen Almighty Dolla in a while is because she’s in hiding. It came out several months ago that Dolla might be involved in illegal activities involving a ladies’-only wrestling promotion that she used to own and operate. The proof wasn’t there then, but it looks like it will be soon. Harker challenges Dolla to answer this charges in a public forum.

3. Reptile Ranger makes his return with a win over Cesar Sleeze.

4. Average Guy, Fireball, and Bobby Blitzworth over Ninja Shadow, The Mad Arab, and Vladimir the Cruel when Fireball pinned The Arab.

5. Chameleon Kid, with Princess Starbright, over Ruffian with Johnny Kobra.

6. O’ Hooligan’s pub is open for business and Dude Brohan and Dr. B are the guests. B says that O’Hooligan is having some strange guests lately. Last week it was Tycoon and VP, and they don’t like you. Now, it’s us and we don’t like you. Brohan looks behind the bar and says he’s looking for a metal suitcase. O’ Hooligan laughs and says he’d never sneak attack two guys who he hopes will become his new best friends. He says he will cut to the chase, and he asks them if they will team with him against Big Money in the pole match with the metal briefcase on it. Brohan and B look at each other, back and O’ Hooligan, and say “NO!”. Brohan says that they don’t care for Big Money either, but it’s two separate issues. O’ Hooligan crapped his own bed, and now he can sleep in it. O’ Hooligan reminded them that he helped them awhile back and B says “we didn’t ask for it”.

7. Pelvis Presley, with Big Boss, Jr., over Zen. Presley asks the crowd if this is the o-so-awesome Zen he’s heard about so much. He doesn’t get why as that match almost put him to sleep, and he was a participant. He isn’t impressed, and urged Zen to go back to the minor leagues.

8. Ace Arcadium, looking very grim, comes to the ring. He pauses before talking several time. Finally, he says that 1981 was going to be his year. He promised himself and the fans that. 1981 is almost over, and he’s further in the hole than he was in 1980. He and WoW are going nowhere together…and “I Quit.” He drops the mic and leaves the ring.

9. In the main event, the Blade Blasters run comes to an end when the Anti-Americans defeat them to win the WoW Tag Team Championship. The Coalition fill the ring. Mother says “2 down, 2 to go”. Jet Set Strutter and Johnny Kobra…beware. We need those titles and we will have them. The Coalition will reign as long as it pleases us.