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Nov 4, 2018 19:11:34 GMT -5 cotguy130 said:

1981 is done. For those of you following, I thank you again for reading and I hope you still find my version of WoW to be enjoyable.

For anyone who might have noticed the discrepancy, the ladies title match isn't on the official format for Tournament of Queens. I added the match as I had to finish my year-long Coalition storyline. I would've used the screwjob card to make sure Tiki won if the match had actually been on the real card, so the ending would've been the same.

I know Ladies wrestling wasn't as big in the 80s as it would later become, but if you're going to offer championships then they really need more defenses of the ladies title. After July, there was 1 ladies' title defense in August and none after that. Anyhow, that's one of my very few issues with this game.

On to 1982, I hope will stick around for the ride.

i totally understand— I’ve added a segment here or there to further storyline in my fed as well. It’s poetic license, and it’s completely within your right to do so.

Very good job. Satisfying “season finale”. Please submit this to the boys in Stamford and go work for them. They need the help.

[cotguy130]

Superstar Saturday 1/2/82
Boston Arena
1205/36/**

Mr. Fantasy welcomes the wrestling world to the first WoW broadcast of the new year. He runs down the card, and closes by letting us know that he will have news on the final fate of the Coalition next week. He personally thanks Madame Tiki for her huge part in saving the company from the wrath of Mother Russia and her team.

1. Big Thuggee, with L’il Thuggee versus Mighty Leo with Michael T. Wolf is our opener. The announcers remind us that L’il Thuggee and Wolf will wrestle later in the show. Leo picks up the win. L’il Thuggee attacks Wolf and lashes him with his whip. When Leo tries to help, BT lashes him.

2. The team of the Gramercy Riffs, Soul Daddy and Johnny Kobra, debut with a win over the Insectoids. SD thanks Johnny for getting rid of that deadweight Ruffian while he was gone. He says that he hears little Zap is back and looking for him again. He tells Zap to get a partner, because he’s proven he’s no one-on-one match for SD. The crowd roars at the mention of Zap getting a partner, but SD says that Fatbox is done, so don’t go looking for him anytime soon.

3. Gorgon Takoro, coming off an upset loss in the ToQ, takes it out on Glam in a one-sided match.

4. The Shark over Zombie Punk.

5. Cesar Sleeze over Max Attack. Cesar says that now that he has his letter back, he’s about ready to declare his plans for it.

6. In a rematch, Jet Set Strutter picks up a win over Average Guy.

7. Vladimir the Cruel over Iron Mask with Countess.

8. Buzzsaw over Pierre the Enormous.

9. Devin Van Winkle, with Franz Van Winkle, takes the Cruiserweight title from Keith Blood, with Succubus.

[cotguy130]

Sunday Night Slam 1/10/82
Canada Centre
948/40/**

Mr. Fantasy is out to give us his “post mortem” on The Coalition. He says he’s glad he will never have to hear or say that word after tonight. Mother Russia’s eye injury is fairly severe, and she will be out at least 2-3 months. Despite their differences, he wouldn’t wish that on anyone and sincerely offers hope for a recovery. The Anti-Americans remain WoW Tag Team Champions and, since they came in together, will be allowed to remain as a team even after the lose the titles. This is the only exception to the rule. Great Ginzu was being paid by the Coalition and never had a WoW contract, so he’s gone. The rest of the group, El Presidente, Mad Arab, Ninja Shadow, Vladimir the Cruel, and Keith Blood are free to do as they please as long as they don’t attempt to work together. However, due to their involvement in making Fantasy’s life difficult for the last year, none of them should be asking for any favors any time soon.

1. In a non-title match, El Presidente defeated Moon Man. EP said afterwards that he wasn’t a success due to “that group”, they were a success due to him. The TV Title wasn’t going anywhere.

2. In a three-way match, Star Boy, with Mr. Bonsai, defeated Terry Van Winkle and O’ Hooligan.

3. Lyndi Harker over Almighty Dolla.

4. The Executors got a measure of revenge with a win over The Gladiators. Merc won by forcing Massacre to submit to the Canadian Cloverleaf. While Merc held Massacre in the hold after the bell, Spazz laid out Brute with a chair shot. Ryan Regret tried to run for it, but the Executors caught him. They used a high-impact double-team move on him that sent him flying over the top rope and onto Brute.

5. Dr. B over Mr. Tycoon. Dude Brohan and Yuppie VP were both at ringside.

6. A cameraman comes upon Teeny Norman and Madame Tiki alone. They are whispering in each other’s ear, giggling, etc. generally acting like lovesick school kids. From a connecting room, The Gargoyle walks out with Slashmaster in tow. Gargoyle starts his usual cackling, muttering, and hand-wringing. “What have we here? Look, Slash, it’s the two lovebirds.” Tiki and Norman watch warily. “You kids do know what happens when a guy like Slash comes across two lovebirds, don’t you?” Tiki steps in front of Norman. “You’ve know the stories? Slash’s never known love because he can’t feel it. He hates love and he hates lovers!” With that, Slash pie-faces Tiki hard and slams her head against a wall, seemingly knocking her out. She slides to the ground, and a small trail of blood can be seen running down the wall where her head hit. Norman gets a look of pure fury and punches Slash in the stomach to no effect. Slash tries to grab Norman, but he ducks and gets behind Slash. Norman tries to put a chokehold on Slash, but the big man backs hard into the wall, crushing Norman. He falls off Slash’s back limp. Gargoyle rips the ceremonial lei of Tiki’s neck and places it around his own as he and Slashmaster leave the room.

7. Bobby Blitzworth over Pelvis Presley with Big Boss, Jr. Blitz is about to be interviewed by Honest Al backstage immediately after the match, but the Mullet Cousins attack him. Big Boss walks up slowly and finally calls them off. Zeke actually stops on his own as he is mesmerized by Presley.

8. Cesar Sleeze corners Mr. Fantasy and tells him that he wants to cash-in his letter, and challenge El Presidente for the TV Title next week. Fantasy agrees.

9. In what is billed as their last chance against The Anti-Americans, The American Heroes come up short in their challenge for the WoW Tag Team titles.

[cotguy130]

Weekend Wrasslin’ 1/16/82
Canada Centre
Great Crowd
1028/**/39

Honest Al stops El Presidente as he enters the arena and asks him about his title defense against Cesar Sleeze. EP tries to answer and then breaks out in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. He tells Al that he can’t take Sleeze seriously enough to have a comment.

1. Slashmaster, with The Gargoyle, destroys Zen. The announcers reveal that both Madame Tiki and Teeny Norman are recovering from the attack by Slashmaster last week.

2. In a ladies 3-way, Auntie Voodoo defeats Gothica and Mynx. Voodoo reminds everyone that she has a title shot contract from last summer that WoW won’t let her use. Now they’ve given one to Dolla for winning ToQ. Auntie says that she’d better get the first shot and she will beat Dolla to make sure if she has to.

3. Countess over Aurora in a No-Holds-Barred match.

4. Big Money defeated Reptile Ranger, Red Pirate Rogers, and Moon Man when Yuppie finished off MM with the Stock Market Crash. Big Money pressed the post-match attack, and Star Boy tried to make the save. He got cut off, however, and was on the wrong end of the beatdown as well.

5. Max Attack over Keith Blood, with Succubus.

6. We’re going to the next segment when we hear of something going on backstage. We cut there, and we see Teeny Norman and Madame Tiki standing in a partially built Playhouse set. The workers are going as fast as they can, but Norman finally yells at them to leave. Tiki starts yelling about wanting Slashmaster, and Norman says that he will handle it. The announcers, in voiceover, tells us that these two weren’t supposed to be here. Tiki and Norman argue over who’s taking on Slashmaster. They finally realize what they’re doing and stop. Back to the camera, Tiki says that somebody in charge better get her a blank contract out her right now. Nobody does what that maniac did and gets away with it. She tells Gargoyle that he’s going to get his brittle little bones snapped in half as well. She screams “where’s that contract!” She and Norman start kicking over pieces of the set. Finally, she grabs Norman’s hand and runs offstage practically dragging him behind.

7. Chameleon Kid and Zap defeat the Gramercy Riffs, Soul Daddy and Johnny Kobra. CK pins Kobra after The B-Boys music hits, distracting Johnny. Soul Daddy tells his partner not to worry about the fat little troll partner of Zap’s. The little slug fell 25ft. He’s crippled for life, and Zap will be soon.

8. The Slave Drivers talk about not being in the title picture in a while, and say they want to fix that by beating and humiliating Howl n’ Roar. What’s the best way to humiliate two animals? Whip the fur of their bones.

9. Cesar Sleeze defeats El Presidente to win the TV title. EP has much of the match under control, and it looks like his prediction as Sleeze as an unworthy challenger would prove right. However, in typical Sleeze fashion, a ref bump saw Cesar leave the ring and grab the metal-framed letter that promised him this very shot. He dented the metal frame over the back of EP’s head, stunning him long enough for the three-count. Mr. Fantasy came out, grabbed the frame off the ring apron, and pulled the letter out. He told Sleeze that “you won’t be needing this anymore,” and tore it into little pieces. Sleeze offered a sarcastic “Thanks, Boss,” as he held the title over his head.

[cotguy130]

Battle Royale 1/24/82
Puro Dome
Great Crowd
7300/46/***

We are back in the Land of the Rising Sun for another night of WoW action. Mr. Fantasy greets the crowd in Japanese, and they show appreciation for his effort.

1. In the opener, The Blade Blasters become tag team champs for the second time by finally defeating the Anti-Americans. Buckingham yells at the Blasters as they celebrate in the ring, telling them that we’ll be back for those titles. Hammerhead stops him and can be heard telling him, “I’m done. I’m flying back to Russia. It’s over. Thanks for a good run.” Hammer walks off and Brit looks stunned.

2. Lyndi Harker over Succubus.

3. All three Van Winkles, plus their father Franz, are in the ring. Devin has the Cruiserweight title. Franz talks about his visits to Japan when he was still a star in the business, and says that his boys are enjoying what he hopes will be the first of many trips over here. Devin says he’s looking forward to defending the title against any and all comers, and Damon and Terry say they are throwing their names in the hate for title shots as well, whether it be the world, TV, or even tag teams. Damon says that from what he sees, though, they first have to deal with Big Boss and his beef with Texas. Devin says that he and his brothers have wrestles in Tennessee quite a bit, and really love the state. They have no beef at all, but if Big Boss wants to stir something up then Presley and the Mullets better be ready to take care of business. Their boss is making promises that they have to keep. Do they really want that?

4. Ninja Shadow retains the WoW World Title against Arizona Chance. Despite Chance’s worldwide popularity, he was not the crowd’s favorite here.

5. The participants in the 20-man Battle Royale were:

Average Guy/Dr. B/Iron Mask/The Shark/The Mad Butcher/Soul Daddy/Bobby Blitzworth/Pelvis Presley/Fireball/Dude Brohan/El Presidente/Zen/Chameleon Kid/O’ Hooligan/Crash/Star Boy/Max Attack/Keith Blood/Jet Set Strutter/and the winner…Slashmaster.

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Superstar Saturday 2/6/82
Chitown Complex
Sold Out
2270/42/***

Mr. Fantasy is in the ring. He said that he’s signed a match for tonight against his better judgement. One of the participants demanded it, however, and he wasn’t sure what she would do if sge didn’t get it. Tonight, we will see Madame Tiki versus the Slashmaster.

1. The cameras find Big Boss, Jr, trying to keep Pelvis Presley from walking out over his distaste for the Mullet Cousins. Cletus is “auditioning” to be a backup singer on Presley’s next tour with a terrible rendition of “Hound Dog”. Zeke just wants another scarf. Presley is telling Boss that it’s them or me. Valley Girl walks into the room and immediately tries to sneak out, but they see her first. Cletus checks his breath and slicks back his hair. Presley hits her with a “Hello, Darlin’”. She responds with a “Grody to the max!””. Cletus and Pelvis are arguing over her when Pop King shows up out of nowhere. He offers an arm and she accepts. King and Val moonwalk out of the room as the other’s argue.

2. The announcers are still chuckling over that vignette as they welcome us to this week’s show. We go to our first match, which has Countess defeating Aurora and Succubus in a three-way.

3. Chaka Crass over Princess Starbright.

4. Average Guy challenges Jet Set Strutter to another match. He says that he feels stupid for trying to help JSS all those times. He figured that he would eventually get through to JSS and make him realize that he didn’t need scumbags like The Thinker riding his coattails and using him. JSS really is a cold-hearted SOB, and no amount of trying to show him the light is going to change that. JSS and The Thinker come out. Strutter says that he and Thinker are a team. Thinker’s not using him at all. Thinker’s mind and his skill are the perfect combination. Guy’s just jealous because no manager wants to work with him. Guy said they’ve all asked at one time or another, but he doesn’t need any help. JSS asks Guy if he really wants another match, and Guy says of course. He tells Guy that it will be a submission match, and Guy accepts. Thinker pipes in and says that if you’d had anybody with brains thinking for you then you never would’ve accepted that challenge. Strutter is a submission specialist. You’re just a fatty who hits people. Guy says that he’s forgotten more than the Thinker and Strutter combined will ever know about wrestling. Submissions don’t bother him at all. “I may have a style I enjoy more, but Average Guy’s tried ‘em all.”

5. Keith Blood over Crash.

6. Buzzsaw gets another win over Pierre the Enormous. After the match, as Pierre stood in the ring after the loss, observers noted that instead of angry, Pierre “just looked sad.”

7. Star Boy, with Mr. Bonsai, over The Mad Arab.

8. Tiki/Slashmaster is up next. Slash and Gargoyle come to the ring. Gargoyle says that it looks like Tiki came to her senses as she’s not here. She realized Slash would end her. Teeny Norman comes out. He says that Tiki had flight trouble and won’t make it in time, but he will take the match for her. The match is a massacre. Slash beats him down brutally, to the point that he picked him twice on potential pinfall counts before the three. The third time the ref told him that he would DQ him, so Gargoyle told Slash to end him instead. Needless to say, Norman left on a gurney with medical personnel pouring over him. Gargoyle waved as they rolled him up the aisle. Slash stood impassively.

9. In the main event, Devin Wan Winkle, with Franz Van Winkle, defeated Keith Blood to retain the Cruiserweight Championship.

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Sunday Night Slam 2/14/82
Empire Gardens
Sold Out
1162/35/**

1. Pelvis Presley, with Big Boss, Jr. defeated Damon Van Winkle.

2. Mynx defeated Chaka Crass.

3. Terry and Devin Van Winkle, with Franz Van Winkle, over The Mullet Cousins. Pelvis Presley tried to attack Franz at ringside, but Damon made the save.

4. Zap over Johnny Kobra, with Soul Daddy. Kobra, once again, gets distracted by the B-Boys music which begins playing and Zap gets the win. SD yells at Kobra again, and says that no one is coming to help Zap. Ignore the music and whip his skinny butt next time.

5. Max Attack over Brit Buckingham.

6. We cut to a clip from WoW’s favorite late-night talk show. This time, the guests are Cesar Sleeze and Valley Girl. The host is asking about Sleeze’s unlikely TV title reign when they are interrupted by “Remember, late night viewers, Uncle Eros loooooooooves you!!” Eros enters in the same ridiculous outfit as the first time. They cut to a commercial. The host calls for security and says this is it for WoW wrestlers for a long time. Eros asks if he can talk to Sleeze and Val. The Host says you’ve 30 seconds because we’re throwing you out when the show resumes. Eros tells Sleeze and Val that he can give them anything their hearts’ desire like he did Tiki and Norman. Sleeze holds up his TV belt and says that he’s happier than he’s ever been. Val says she could use a little direction. Eros replies, “Val, I can give you that, and Cesar, I can help you keep that.” He runs off yelling “Call me” with security in hot pursuit. Val looks at Cesar and asks if he has Eros’ number. Cesar says that he doesn’t, so they better catch him. The Host reminds them that they are back live as they ignore him and run off the set.

7. The Executors over The Neon Express. The Gladiators attack, but the Executors use the Express as shields and Chet and Jessie are the ones assaulted.

8. We come upon Norman and Lyndi Harker talking. Norman is heavily bandaged, and one leg is in a brace and one arm is in a cast and sling from the match with Slashmaster last week. Norman is in tears. He’s expressing remorse over something he did, and Lyndi says she understands why. However, she knows Tiki, and says that it was a dumb move. Tiki’s not sure she can trust you Norman replies that he did it for her, to protect her. Tiki enters the room. She and Harker exchange looks, and Harker leaves. Tiki says that she heard what Norman said about why he did what he did. One of the things she loves so dearly about him is his loyalty. She knows he would never do anything to intentionally hurt her. He’s also a bit naïve about some things, and women are one of them. He tries to protest, but she cuts him off. “I’m talking now, Norman. You cheated me out of a chance to get Slashmaster and you almost got yourself killed in the process. The thing is that I’ve already talked to Fantasy and apologized. You are going to go do the same. I will still get my match with Slashmaster, and whatever happens, it will be because I chose to put myself in that situation. You took away my choice, and I don’t appreciate it. Do it again, and I will have to give this relationship some long, hard thought. Now, come give Tiki a hug.” Norman shook his head. “I can’t. It all hurts too bad.” Tiki smiled and kissed Norman. She helped him to a nearby wheelchair and pushed him out the door.

9. Slashmaster, with The Gargoyle, defeats Ninja Shadow in a rematch for the WoW title. It begins with a showdown between the two with Ninja wielding his katana and Slash his machete’. The ref threatens to throw the match out if they don’t give up the deadly weapons. Ninja sheathes his first, warily, and Gargoyle talks Slash into handing over his.

Tiki and Norman are in front of Fantasy. Fantasy says, “Norman, I’m sure you’ve heard this over and over. I understand why you did it, but it isn’t right and if happens again, you’re fired. You intentionally took a contracted wrestler for WoW out of a contracted match by disrupting her travel arrangements. That is a serious breach of company policy. I could fire you now, but I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt since you and Tiki are newly engaged. We aren’t a three strike company, Norman. We’re one strike, but I’m looking the other way. Tiki, you still want a match with Slashmaster, and you will have it. Norman you are barred from ringside and that’s non-negotiable. Now, you two get out of my office…don’t you have a first Valentine’s Day date planned?

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Weekend Wrasslin’ 2/20/82
Golden Plaza
Great Crowd
1342/35/***

1. We open with a tag match that sees Howl n’ Roar defeat The Slave Drivers. Afterwards, Leo says that he and Mike are 3-time tag champs and their six-month run was the longest in WoW. They’ve been overlooked too long and they are ready for the Blade Blasters.

2. Lyndi Harker and Aurora over Countess and Succubus. '

3. Terry Van Winkle, with Franz Van Winkle, over Zeke Mullet. As Franz was celebrating the pinfall win, Cletus hit him with a horseshoe. He then threw it too Zeke who laid out Terry. They rolled Franz in the ring and covered him with a Confederate flag. The announcers ask where Devin and Damon are. The camera cut to the back where Damon is laying on the ground out cold, and Pelvis Presley is choking Devin with a scarf.

4. Chameleon Kid, with Zap, over Johnny Kobra, with Soul Daddy. Zap and SD start fighting on the floor. Kobra goes to help SD, but Kid catches him and finishes him with the Chameleon-Plex.

5. Mr. Fantasy comes out. He says he’s making a match between Zap and Soul Daddy right now. He orders Kobra and Kid to the back. SD defeats Zap again. SD says that while my lieutenants may keep coming up short, I keep beating Zap over and over.

6. We are in the cemetery. It’s empty, but we quickly see Tiki push Norman in his wheelchair into view. They both look around warily. Norman says “you said he’d be here. Then again, I’m really glad you’re wrong. Let’s go now.” Something rustles in the bushes and Norman tries to stand up without thinking. He collapses back in the chair in pain. Tiki says “stop that. The creepy ones like he and Gothica hang out here, but he’s not here- “A cackling laugh is heard. Norman asks if she thought that sounded like the Gargoyle. Tiki nods. Gargoyle enters. “You are either very brave or very stupid for stepping into our world,” he says. Tiki shrugs, “Try pissed off, little man. You tell that freak that I am not in the least scared of him, and that I’m looking forward to getting my hands on him. He’s hurt me and my Norman twice now, and the second time was because Norman was trying to protect me. What he did to Norman was beyond what normal people do.” “Who said Slashmaster’s normal, or even people?” replied Gargoyle. A crash is heard behind Tiki. She turns to see Slashmaster standing over Norman. The wheelchair is on its side and Norman is curled up next to it moaning. Tiki rushes Slash to slap him, but he catches her hand. Gargoyle says “you see how easily he stopped you. He doesn’t want to hurt you…now. He wants to save it for the ring. Please Tiki, don’t think your gender will mean he has mercy on you. Slash doesn’t see gender, he just sees bags of blood and gore. Be gone when we return.” Gargoyle and Slash leave. Tiki struggles to help Norman back in his chair as we fade on the scene.

7. Wall Street over Supernova. Moon Man submits to the Money Maker. When MM tries to get up, he puts out his arm for help from Star Boy. SB either doesn’t see it or ignores it as he leaves the ring.

8. O’ Hooligan is in the backstage interview area by himself. He says that he’s in the Pub so much letting others talk that he doesn’t talk about himself much. Well, simply put, he says, he is the greatest fighter in WoW. He doesn’t need titles to prove it, although they will be coming his way. He fought Wall Street and won, all by himself. He’s taken the Doctor to school, and he’s done a bunch of other stuff that he can’t remember. Before he wins the title of his choosing, he said he’s not done showing Brohan and B who is really in charge.

9. Cesar Sleeze, with Uncle Eros successfully defended the TV title against Fireball. The Mad Arab and the Slave Drivers attacked Fireball after the match, and Howl n’ Roar made the save.

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Valentine’s Day Massacre 2/28/82
Olympus Colosseum
Great Crowd
6637/45/**

1. Lyndi Harker over Gorgon Tokoro. Gorgon attacked Harker after the match.

2. The Blade Blasters successfully defended the WoW Tag Team titles against Wall Street. Pierre came down with WS at the beginning, but Tycoon told him to go to the back, much to Pierre’s dismay.

3. Average Guy defeated Jet Set Strutter, with The Thinker, in a Submissions Match. Guy used JSS’ own Six-Figure Leglock against him for the win.

4. Devin Van Winkle, with Franz Van Winkle, easily defeated Cletus Mullet, with Zeke, to retain the Cruiserweight title. Franz carried a big Texas flag on a pole. Devin told Cletus that Terry and Damon were watching Boss and Presley, so no help was coming.

5. Rex Spectrum’s TV has been repaired and improved on after Slashmaster punched it. An angry Rex tells us how much he respected Slashmaster, and how he expected Gargoyle to be THE next big manager in WoW. Then, they go and treat him like they did. It’s shameful and will not stand. He calls in someone from off-screen, and this green and yellow robotic looking being enters. Rex introduces him as Roboelectro, and says that this will allow him to fight Slashmaster. Robo’s been cleared with Fantasy because he’s not a total robot, so he does feel pain and can be worn down. That being said, Robo’s tougher than Slash on his best day. He will take Slash down, and once he’s proven himself, he will take the WoW title. The best part, says Rex, is that I will be the one controlling him. My computerized intelligence will be his brain. I will be fighting Slashmaster myself, but I will be out of harm’s way. If I could be harmed. He tells Slashmaster to face the future…his future…and it’s very, very bleak.

6. In the main event, Slashmaster defeats Dr. B to retain the WoW title. After the match, as Gargoyle distracts B, Slash hits him over the head with the flat side of his heavy metal machete. Dude Brohan comes out to help his friend, and Gargoyle calls for a retreat.

[cotguy130]

Superstar Saturday Night 3/6/82
Boston Arena
Great Crowd
1052/40/**

1. Succubus, with Countess watching, defeats Glam. Countess makes the announcement that her organization has decided it’s time to make their play and Succubus will be a part of their latest operation.

2. Roboelectro squashes Zombie Punk.

3. As Roboelectro is leaving, Slashmaster comes out for the next match. The two wrestlers go chest-to-chest. In Rex’ voice, Robo can be heard telling Slash that he owes him for a new TV. Slash brings up his machete and slices it down towards Robo. Robo catches it by the blade and wrenches it out of Slash’s hand. He walks off without looking back. Gargoyle tells Slash not to follow. Tiki is out next. She rolls out Norman, but leaves him at on the entrance platform. He tries to follow her to the ring, but she reaches around and puts the breaks on the chair. He isn’t able to get to them with his injuries. Tiki goes to the ring and stand defiantly. Gargoyle tells Tiki that Slashmaster carries some small semblance of admiration for her courage. She replies that she hates him. The bell rings. While Slashmaster doesn’t dominate 100% of the match, he is never really in danger. Tiki’s biggest offense comes when she nails him with the South Pacific Splash. He powers out at the one-count, and throw her huge frame outside to the floor with just his arms. Unlike with Norman, he pins her after the first Hatchet Job. Unbeknownst to Slashmaster or Gargoyle, Robo handed Norman the machete and he had it hidden under his blanket. Norman starts yelling at Slash. He goes up the ramp after him. As Slash reaches for him, Norman pulls out the machete and tries to swing it. It’s a feeble swing, and bounces off Slash’s arm. Slash knocks it away. He moves behind the wheelchair and begins pushing it to the edge of the platform. With Gargoyle cheering him on, Slash slides the chair (with the brakes on the wheels aren’t turning) to the edge and shoves it off with Norman in it. The camera pans down and it looks like a solid 10ft. drop. Gargoyle motions for Slash and they leave. Tiki is trying to get to her man, but is so beat up herself that she can’t move. Several lady wrestlers help her up as medical attends to Norman. She wants to go to him, but her friends tell her to let the EMTs handle it. She breaks away to run to him, but immediately collapses. A second team of EMTs attend to her.

4. After a lengthy intermission, we are back with another match between Chameleon Kid and Johnny Kobra. He comes out without Soul Daddy. Chameleon Kid wins again.

5. Brit Buckingham over Crash.

6. The Mad Arab over Arizona Chance by Countout. As The Arab distracts the ref, The Slave Drivers attack Chance outside the ring. The attack continues after the bell, and Howl n’ Roar and Fireball make the save.

7. Bobby Blitzworth over Iron Mask with Countess. Blitz says that if the Countess’ organization’s big play doesn’t amount to a lot more than this, then WoW has nothing to worry about.

8. The Queen of Mean over Princess Starbright

9. In a three-way match, Doctor B defeats O’ Hooligan and Pierre the Enormous. Pierre looks despondent. Mr. Tycoon comes out and tells him to take his losses like a professional, because right now he looks like a giant child. He’s embarrassing himself and Wall Street.

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Sunday Night Slam 3/14/82
Canada Centre
Sold Out
2415/39/***

1. We open with one of the main reasons for tonight’s sellout, The Executors. They are the crowd favorite in this match with the American Heroes. Even with the AH toning down the “USA” stuff a fair bit, they are still lustily booed. To the fans’ delight, The Executors pick up the win. Mercenary thanks the crowd for coming out, but slams WoW somewhat in a comment about the hometown favorites being on so early in the show. The Gladiators come out and Massacre if they are so important to this cesspool of a country then why didn’t they wrestle The Gladiators? Merc says that asked for a match against you, but it was declined. Massacre replies that we think they wanted you to wrestle us and you said no way. He said that it doesn’t matter since we will get our hands on you soon. Merc says that he guesses they are looking for payback after what was done to Ryan Regret. Massacre surprises everyone by saying that was the only thing the Executors have done right. They did them a favor since Regret is a joke and they used him to get in the door at WoW. The Executors did what they would’ve eventually done themselves. Merc say “You owe us one.”

2. Dude Brohan over O’ Hooligan.

3. Princess Starbright over Valley Girl w/ Uncle Eros.

4. In a mixed tag match, Bobby Blitzworth and Aurora defeated Countess and Iron Mask. Aurora thanks Blitz for joining the cause. Countess interrupts and says that you cause was dead before you started. Cimmeternia is gone and will never come back, and she has never been prouder of her organization in the way they razed an entire country in a short amount of time. She asks Aurora if she gets nightmares full of the screams of the dying. “In my world, darling Aurora, those are lullabies.”

5. The Mullets are, once again, standing outside the Tennessee state line. Big Boss, Jr. is talking to the group of hillbillies that “guard” the state. After a spirited conversation, all the hillbillies shake their head “No”. Boss comes back to the Mullets and says there’s nothing he can do here, but there’s more than one way to skin a cat if the Mullets will keep at it. They agree. Presley looks aggravated by the whole thing. He gets in a limo and tells Boss to hurry. Boss gets in and the Mullets start to follow. Presley throws a scarf out the door and Zeke runs after it. Cletus chases him and the limo pulls off. Zeke retrieve the scarf and starts admiring it as usual. Cletus sticks his thumb out hitchhiker-style.

6. The Gladiators defeat The Neon Express.

7. Red Pirate Rogers over The Mad Arab. The Slave Drivers attack again afterwards. Howl n’ Roar and Fireball make the save.

8. Honest Al is with Mynx. She gives an update on Teeny Norman and Madame Tiki. Tiki will be fine, but there will need to be some healing. Norman, on the other hand, may be out of the business. His spinal injuries are severe enough that his movement may be impaired for life. He’s still in the hospital, and will be for a while. Now, Norman’s goal is more about being able to walk down the church aisle for the wedding than the wrestling aisle.

9. In the main event, Jet Set Strutter defeats Average Guy. Gargoyle and Slashmaster come out. Gargoyle says that Slash wants to defend against and beat the best in WoW, and you two are at the top. He says that Slash is not ducking anyone in the company, and he encourages them both to get their spots on the contenders’ list.

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Weekend Wrasslin’ 3/20/82
Chitown Complex
Great Crowd
1650/39/***

1. In our first match, Terry Van Winkle, with Franz Van Winkle, defeated Pelvis Presley with Big Boss, Jr. Before the match, Franz said that in his career he’s had the flags of several foreign powers draped over his body by men a lot tougher than the Boss’ bunch of nobodies. What they did when they draped him in the state flag of Tennessee was about the silliest thing he’s ever been involved in. In case they’ve forgotten, Texas and Tennessee are both states in the USA and have no issues with one another. Their attempts to stir up this fake feud are laughable. He hopes we can move forward and wrestle instead of trying to stir up junk that isn’t really there.

2. Almighty Dolla over Auntie Voodoo and Gothica in a three-way match. Dolla claims that this win jumps her title shot over Auntie’s. Auntie says that I’ve been waiting for 6 months. Like Hell you will jump me. Dolla laughs and says that the Almighty Dolla beats that hoodoo junk every time.

3. Arizona Chance, Red Pirate Rogers, and Fireball defeat The Mad Slave Drivers in a Trios match.

4. With Massacre out with an injury, Brute defeats Chameleon Kid in his first singles’ match.

5. GoblinKnight over Dungeon Crawler.

6. The Blade Blasters are in the ring. They soak in the cheers before talking about the teams they’ve beaten during their run with the belts. They regret that the Anti-Americans were able to break that run up for a short time, but they got them back and now they’re two time champs. They say that they are watching one situation very closely, because they expect to be facing whichever team comes out on top. They don’t want to give them too much credit by naming names, but one of the two teams has a similar style to the Blasters. In fact, one could consider them inferior copies. Lazer hopes the team in question is smart enough to pick up on his meaning, but he has his doubts.

7. We cut to a commercial for the 2nd annual March Madness tournament coming next week. We get comments from Average Guy, Roboelectro (Rex Spectrum), Brit Buckingham, and defending champion Jet Set Strutter. The rest of the field includes Pierre, Arizona Chance, Soul Daddy, and Damon Van Winkle.

8. In a tag team match, Howl n’ Roar defeat Wall Street to earn a tag title shot next week on the March Madness P4V.

9. Aurora is scheduled for a Cage Match against Countess. Iron Mask comes out and says that Countess in injured, but has hand-picked her replacement. Aurora wll be taking on Gorgon Takoro. Aurora calls the whole thing a sham and Countess a coward. Iron Maks ignores those comments and ask Takoro if she would mind destroying Aurora. Takoro emphatically agrees to the request. Aurora puts up a fight, but the change in opponent’s style seems to throw her off her game, and Gorgon picks up the win.

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March Madness 3/28/82
Silver Stadium
Great Crowd
7386/48/**

1. In the first match of the first round, Arizona Chance defeats Pierre the Enormous. Tycoon came to the ring with a document. He tore up the document and told Pierre that their relationship was over. He reminded Pierre that there were performance clauses in the contract which Pierre is a long, long way from meeting, so his nullifying the contract is legal and valid. Tycoon suggested that Pierre retire.

2. Average Guy over Brit Buckingham in the second tournament match.

3. Jet Set Strutter over Damon Van Winkle in the third tournament match.

4. Roboelectro over Soul Daddy in the final match. Zap came to ringside and this distraction allowed Robo to get the win.

5. The Blade Blasters successfully retain the Tag Team Titles against Howl n’ Roar.

6. Average Guy over Arizona Chance in a semi-final match-up.

7. Jet Set Strutter over Roboelectro in the other semi-final. After the match, Slashmaster hit the ring and attacked Robo. JSS joined in the attack, but Slashmaster shoved him aside. After the attack is stopped, JSS tells Slash that by the time this night is over, then he will be the #1 contender and Slash’s reign will be short.

8. Slashmaster defeats Dude Brohan to retain the WoW Championship.

9. Jet Set Strutter defeats Average Guy in the finals of the March Madness tournament to win the tournament for the second consecutive year.

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Superstar Saturday 4/3/82

Empire Gardens

Great Crowd

1032/37/**



Before the show, we see Almighty Dolla backstage. She’s bragging to Valley Girl and The Queen of Mean about how she’s going to take Tiki’s title tonight. Both women are surprisingly sympathetic to Tiki. The Queen reminds Dolla what Tiki just went through, and asks he is she’s really happy to win the belt off somebody who probably shouldn’t be wrestling. Dolla says that title mean money, and that she has no pride when it comes to how she makes money. Plus, it’s not her fault Tiki got involved with an inhuman beast like Slashmaster defending a dweeb like Teeny Norman. Mr. Fantasy walks up. He tells Dolla that he could call off the match due to Tiki’s condition. Dolla says that she would have to forfeit, and Fantasy says that he would override that requirement. Dolla says she will as Fantasy can’t randomly change rules to suit wrestlers he likes. Fantasy says it doesn’t matter since Tiki has insisted on the match as she has honor. Dolla says honor is for losers, and Tiki is an idiot for trying to be so noble. Forfeiting the belt to the superior opponent is the honorable thing to do.



1. El Presidente over Zen in the opener. EP says that he’s been laying low since he and his colleagues were unethically forced to disband. It was an intentional sabbatical designed to give him time to regroup and refocus. The sabbatical is over, and WoW is being on notice.

2. In the first elimination tag match in WoW, Howl n’ Roar defeated The Slave Drivers when Michael T. Wolf defeated Big Thuggee. Leo and L’il Thuggee had been eliminated.

3. Brit Buckingham defeated Moon Man by disqualification when Star Boy interfered. MM wasn’t happy with SB’s actions.

4. Bobby Blitzworth over Iron Mask. IM was accompanied by an unknown man also in a mask.

5. Medics are rushing backstage towards a locker room. They enter the Almighty Dolla’s. There are several people in there already trying to help her. She’s on the floor gagging, holding her abdomen, and generally appearing to be in immense pain. The medics push the cameras away and they retreat into the hall. As they do, we catch a quick glimpse of a laughing Auntie Voodoo holding what appears to be a small doll. She walks off, but before doing so she twists the doll hard and an extra loud scream can be heard coming from Dolla’s room.

6. The Shark defeated Vladimir the Cruel, but was injured in a post-match attack by Vlad.

7. Arizona Chance defeated The Mad Arab. As has become the case, The Slave Drivers showed up, but their attack was stopped by Howl n’ Roar and Fireball.

8. Star Boy defeated Cesar Sleeze by DQ in TV Title match when Uncle Eros interfered. Sleeze retain the title.

9. The announcers tell us that Almighty Dolla has been rushed to the hospital with the sudden onset of an unknown ailment. The other #1 contender, and the woman many say should’ve had this match in the first place, Auntie Voodoo, will take her place. There is obviously something physically wrong with Tiki as she approaches the ring. Voodoo yells at her to get in the ring, so that she can end it. Tiki has no fight in her and Auntie wins easily to take the title.

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Sunday Night Slam 4/11/82
Golden Plaza
Sold Out
1055/42/**

We open with a recap of Auntie’s “cheap” win over Madame Tiki for the WoW ladies’ title, and are told that Tiki will have a statement later.

1. Gothica defeated Succubus and Aurora in a three-way match. Before the match, Iron Mask announced that Succubus was joining the organization. After the match, he called out the rest of the agents. Gorgon Tokoro came out, as well as the masked man that accompanied him to the ring last week.

2. Iron Mask said that his new partner’s name is Copper Commander. This indicates his rank within the organization. Where he ranks is none of the fan’s business, but suffice it say, CC holds great authority amongst the agents. He says that next week, Countess will be back to explain it to all the simpletons.

3. Terry and Devin Van Winkle, with Franz Van Winkle, defeated the Mullet Cousins.

4. In a No-Holds-Barred match, The Mad Arab defeated Fireball. The Slave Drivers did not come out.

5. Star Boy was out and among the audience greeting the fans. He got them to start chanting “Rematch” due to his DQ win last week. Uncle Eros came out. He said that, above all else, Cesar Sleeze “loooooves” the TV title and he’s not ashamed to say that there is no depth to which they won’t sink to keep it. He says that Star Boy had his shot and came up short. “Now, he better love being a has been.” Star Boy headed back to where Eros was standing, but he was cut off and attacked by Sleeze. Valley Girl was with Sleeze cheering him on. SB started to fight back, but Val kicked him in the groin.
6. Gramercy Riffs defeated Chameleon Kid and Zap. Before the match, SD told Kobra that if the B-Boys music played that he was to ignore it or else. “Fatbox ain’t comin’ out here.”

7. Zen upset Brute of the Gladiators with some distraction from the Blade Blasters. Brute began brutally beating on Zen after quickly recovering from the pin, but the Blasters made the save.

8. Tiki is with Honest Al. She says that she only has one thing to say. She’s really enjoyed her time in WoW, but things change and now helping her Norman get well is her priority. She thanks the fans for their support.

9. Slashmaster, with The Gargoyle, over Roboelectro in a non-title match. After the match, Slash went after Robo with the machete’. Once again, Robo caught it, and this time he snapped the blade off with one hand